malkuthsephira
+3 -0
Superpenis Testicles is the best name for an album since Metal Tit.
Superpenis Testicles is the best name for an album since Metal Tit.
saulbellow
+0 -0
It's also the setup for yet another Achewood last-panel punchline. What's going on here?
It's also the setup for yet another Achewood last-panel punchline. What's going on here?
sje46
+0 -0
That's fine. It's not the only punchline of the strip, and that is still very Achewood.
I love that God line. That made the strip a five for me
That's fine. It's not the only punchline of the strip, and that is still very Achewood.
I love that God line. That made the strip a five for me
peterjoel
+10 -0
Circus Penis works well, both in English and in it's correctly used Latin, where it fairly literally means "Cock Ring".
Circus Penis works well, both in English and in it's correctly used Latin, where it fairly literally means "Cock Ring".
drskradley
+0 -0
Well spotted!
Well spotted!
sje46
+0 -0
Is that like a four-fingered ring?
Is that like a four-fingered ring?
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Woah. I missed that! Right on!
Woah. I missed that! Right on!
macseries
+0 -0
another way to say such would be anus penis.
another way to say such would be anus penis.
nabeel84
+0 -0
Unremitting hilarity.
Unremitting hilarity.
thickbasssteak
+0 -0
and/or superman's best kept secret
and/or superman's best kept secret
agentj
+0 -0
A comment left by agentj was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Spluff, dasilodavi, vorrishnikov, OnePaperTiger)
A comment left by agentj was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Spluff, dasilodavi, vorrishnikov, OnePaperTiger)
gormster
+9 -0
Man, you're gonna get lamed for that. No-one actually likes them, but you're not supposed to say it.
Man, you're gonna get lamed for that. No-one actually likes them, but you're not supposed to say it.
belgand
+4 -0
No, the time to come out against them is now. Even if Flea is an admirable bassist their music sucks horribly.
No, the time to come out against them is now. Even if Flea is an admirable bassist their music sucks horribly.
gormster
+0 -0
That's because he's Australian. (Even if he is from Melbourne.)
That's because he's Australian. (Even if he is from Melbourne.)
drskradley
+0 -0
Flea is from Melbourne like Nicole Kidman is from Hawaii.
Read: birth only.
Flea is from Melbourne like Nicole Kidman is from Hawaii.
Read: birth only.
sje46
+0 -0
Like Keanu Reeves is from Lebanon.
Like Keanu Reeves is from Lebanon.
bartleby
+0 -0
Like Charlize Theron is from Africa.
Like Charlize Theron is from Africa.
fallow_fields
+1 -0
Like Neil Young is from Winnipeg?
Like Neil Young is from Winnipeg?
lechatbotte
+0 -1
Like I'm from planet earth?
Like I'm from planet earth?
sje46
+0 -0
Toronto.
You lose.
Toronto.
You lose.
fallow_fields
+0 -0
*checks facts* EFF
*checks facts* EFF
sje46
+0 -0
What does EFF mean?
Don't make up slang.
Also, Quote:
What does EFF mean?
Don't make up slang.
Also, Quote:
Neil Young was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada to sportswriter and novelist Scott Young and Edna Ragland (known as Rassy), who had moved to Toronto from their family home of Manitoba to pursue a sport journalism career. He spent his early years in the small country town of Omemee, 130 km northeast of Toronto.
sje46
+0 -0
Oh no, you weren't abbreviating , were you?
Oh no, you weren't abbreviating , were you?
gormster
+0 -0
Um, it is short for fuck, but yelled.
Um, it is short for fuck, but yelled.
fallow_fields
+0 -0
Correct. It's 'F', by which I mean I 'fuck'. But I want to say it for longer, and more emphatically than simply the letter 'F' can imply. If I were to write the letter 'f' many times, thus: 'fffffffffff', it would lose its syllable status and become the sound you make when you press your bottom lip to your top row of teeth and blow.
Thus, eff. No slang, no abbreviation. Maybe instead of being the guy who quotes Wikipedia all the time, you should be the guy who calls everything gay
Correct. It's 'F', by which I mean I 'fuck'. But I want to say it for longer, and more emphatically than simply the letter 'F' can imply. If I were to write the letter 'f' many times, thus: 'fffffffffff', it would lose its syllable status and become the sound you make when you press your bottom lip to your top row of teeth and blow.
Thus, eff. No slang, no abbreviation. Maybe instead of being the guy who quotes Wikipedia all the time, you should be the guy who calls everything gay
sje46
+0 -0
Oh, I meant that you were abbreviating the eff word. I realized this soon after I posted.
I call nothing gay. Or retarded. It annoys me when people do that.
Oh, I meant that you were abbreviating the eff word. I realized this soon after I posted.
I call nothing gay. Or retarded. It annoys me when people do that.
fallow_fields
+0 -0
lol sorry, not to imply that you do, I was just amused that you quoted Wikipedia. It reminded me of the Internet Commenter Meeting. Youtube it?
lol sorry, not to imply that you do, I was just amused that you quoted Wikipedia. It reminded me of the Internet Commenter Meeting. Youtube it?
sje46
+0 -0
I saw it.
(I love Collegehumor).
I always quote Wikipedia. Mostly due to laziness.
I saw it.
(I love Collegehumor).
I always quote Wikipedia. Mostly due to laziness.
doctordung
+0 -0
She is still pretty South Africa imo.
Delete "Charlize Theron."
Replace with "Dave Matthews."
or, better still, "JRR Tolkien."
She is still pretty South Africa imo.
Delete "Charlize Theron."
Replace with "Dave Matthews."
or, better still, "JRR Tolkien."
stereo
+0 -0
Not many people know that Dave is African American.
Not many people know that Dave is African American.
doctordung
+0 -0
By birth, indeed.
But South Africa certainly can't lay too much of a claim on him. Its not like his talent was recognized by a South Africa music teacher or that he grew up riding his bike around Benoni or something.
These things do describe Charlise a bit more.
Tolkien, well I'm sure he didn't really have too many thoughts of South Africa but there sure are tons of touristy places in Bloemfontein since the films where made.
By birth, indeed.
But South Africa certainly can't lay too much of a claim on him. Its not like his talent was recognized by a South Africa music teacher or that he grew up riding his bike around Benoni or something.
These things do describe Charlise a bit more.
Tolkien, well I'm sure he didn't really have too many thoughts of South Africa but there sure are tons of touristy places in Bloemfontein since the films where made.
kamet
+1 -0
You mentioned her too many times. The hotness had to be broughten.
You mentioned her too many times. The hotness had to be broughten.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Girls posting pictures of girls and calling them hot is not allowed. There are children and elderlies here.
Girls posting pictures of girls and calling them hot is not allowed. There are children and elderlies here.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Are you jking or are you being srs?
Are you jking or are you being srs?
stereo
+1 -1
Is it ok if I call this guy hot?
Is it ok if I call this guy hot?
davey-boy
+3 -0
God damn it, it is only Tuesday.
God damn it, it is only Tuesday.
loneal
+3 -0
His nipples look like googly eyes on a sad and oddly muscular face.
His nipples look like googly eyes on a sad and oddly muscular face.
sje46
+1 -0
Just don't call him cute.
Girls. Musclely guys are not cute.
That is not what cute is.
Just don't call him cute.
Girls. Musclely guys are not cute.
That is not what cute is.
joeynarcotic
+0 -0
Yes. Kittens are cute, but would you bone one?
...
Hm.
Yes. Kittens are cute, but would you bone one?
...
Hm.
sje46
+0 -0
Most wouldn't.
Most wouldn't.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
I threw up a little from looking at that picture. I threw up... FROM MY PENIX!
I threw up a little from looking at that picture. I threw up... FROM MY PENIX!
grombly
+0 -0
you know what? i just may do that! thanks!
you know what? i just may do that! thanks!
gormster
+0 -0
!
...
...multipass.
!
...
...multipass.
sje46
+0 -0
This is not a bikini.
This is not a bikini.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Well done, Kamet. You see, I'm pointing.
Well done, Kamet. You see, I'm pointing.
awksedperl
+3 -0
RHCP stole the career of the much, much better Fishbone. And for that, they must *pay*. I decree that they shall, as a group, go to San Francisco and apologize to all members of Fishbone who have not been spirited away to religious cults, and thus can be found. And I furthermore demand loud, tearful, and snot-laden contrition! Like how Kiedis wailed when he finally came down from the smack and realized what a horrible song "Under the Bridge" really was.
RHCP stole the career of the much, much better Fishbone. And for that, they must *pay*. I decree that they shall, as a group, go to San Francisco and apologize to all members of Fishbone who have not been spirited away to religious cults, and thus can be found. And I furthermore demand loud, tearful, and snot-laden contrition! Like how Kiedis wailed when he finally came down from the smack and realized what a horrible song "Under the Bridge" really was.
paperboy_2000
+1 -0
Fishbone is red hot!
Fishbone is red hot!
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Did someone say "fish"?
Did someone say "fish"?
hedonismbot
+3 -0
Did someone say "bone"?
Did someone say "bone"?
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Okay, we get it.
Okay, we get it.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Did you, ya' know, GET it?
Did you, ya' know, GET it?
sje46
+1 -0
I don't.
:(
Can someone explain it to me?
I don't.
:(
Can someone explain it to me?
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I'll tell ya' when you're younger.
I'll tell ya' when you're younger.
chuvak
+0 -0
RHCP played like um, funk (sorta) rock and Fishbone played ska (sorta). How did RHCP (not defending them. I hate them. A lot.) manage to steal Fishbone's career?
RHCP played like um, funk (sorta) rock and Fishbone played ska (sorta). How did RHCP (not defending them. I hate them. A lot.) manage to steal Fishbone's career?
awksedperl
+1 -0
To my ears, at least, Fishbone played a fusion of rock, metal, funk, ska, soul, and punk*-much like what RHCP plays. (RHCP even kicked off a song with a shout-out to Fishbone, if I remember correctly) I think that Fishbone was a much better band in the same musical space, so to speak. As to the bit about stealing, it was a joke, and I don't really think that one band can really steal another's career.** It's just my way of communicating annoyance that a much inferior band made it when Fishbone didn't, really.
Now I'm sad that I've been forced into sincerity. Damn you chuvak!
*Compare, for example, "Party At Ground Zero" with "Sunless Saturday". Fishbone covered a lot of ground, as did RHCP, at least early on.
**Unless they kidnapped the band and assumed their identities and toured as them and recorded and sold records as them. You know, like what happened to the Beatles.
To my ears, at least, Fishbone played a fusion of rock, metal, funk, ska, soul, and punk*-much like what RHCP plays. (RHCP even kicked off a song with a shout-out to Fishbone, if I remember correctly) I think that Fishbone was a much better band in the same musical space, so to speak. As to the bit about stealing, it was a joke, and I don't really think that one band can really steal another's career.** It's just my way of communicating annoyance that a much inferior band made it when Fishbone didn't, really.
Now I'm sad that I've been forced into sincerity. Damn you chuvak!
*Compare, for example, "Party At Ground Zero" with "Sunless Saturday". Fishbone covered a lot of ground, as did RHCP, at least early on.
**Unless they kidnapped the band and assumed their identities and toured as them and recorded and sold records as them. You know, like what happened to the Beatles.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
". . . happened to the Beatles." (!). (?!).
". . . happened to the Beatles." (!). (?!).
sje46
+0 -0
!!!!!!!!!
Good day sunshine!
Good day sunshine!
Good day sunshine!
I want to laugh, and when the sun is out
I got something to laugh about
I feel good, in a special way
I'm in love and it's a sunny day!
Good day sunshine . .. .
!!!!!!!!!
Good day sunshine!
Good day sunshine!
Good day sunshine!
I want to laugh, and when the sun is out
I got something to laugh about
I feel good, in a special way
I'm in love and it's a sunny day!
Good day sunshine . .. .
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Hey this guy likes the Beatles.
Hey this guy likes the Beatles.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Sorry that was kind of knee-jerk.
Sorry that was kind of knee-jerk.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
And jerk. It was kind of jerk.
And jerk. It was kind of jerk.
sje46
+0 -0
But I . . .I do like the Beatles.
But I . . .I do like the Beatles.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I know, I was being a knee-jerk jerk. My suggestion was that everyone loves the Beatles and for you to make a reference was just like...I don't know, I'll shut up while I'm still ahead.
I know, I was being a knee-jerk jerk. My suggestion was that everyone loves the Beatles and for you to make a reference was just like...I don't know, I'll shut up while I'm still ahead.
sje46
+0 -0
But the Beatles rock.
But the Beatles rock.
loneal
+0 -0
You're nineteen years old, boy. You're too old for this. You're breaking your mother's heart.
You're nineteen years old, boy. You're too old for this. You're breaking your mother's heart.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I love the Beatles, and you weren't even born yet when I was nineteen. I like a lot of different stuff.
I love the Beatles, and you weren't even born yet when I was nineteen. I like a lot of different stuff.
loneal
+0 -0
Chatbot, you are 43 years old, boy. Too old to be inserting nonsequiturs into Internet conversations.
Chatbot, you are 43 years old, boy. Too old to be inserting nonsequiturs into Internet conversations.
loneal
+0 -0
Goddamnit, now I feel bad, too. Sje, you are Assetbar's Philippe, and we love you for this. You just keep on singing bout good days and sunshine and if I ever meet you for real, I'll give you a huuuuuug.
Goddamnit, now I feel bad, too. Sje, you are Assetbar's Philippe, and we love you for this. You just keep on singing bout good days and sunshine and if I ever meet you for real, I'll give you a huuuuuug.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
(Man, I'm sooo jealous. . . ,)
(Man, I'm sooo jealous. . . ,)
sje46
+0 -0
Yay!
*squishy hugs!*
You aren't Marilyn Manson, though, right?
I think he is diseased.
Yay!
*squishy hugs!*
You aren't Marilyn Manson, though, right?
I think he is diseased.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
As a PSA, I'll point out to the horny men of AB that loneal was trashed out of her gourd on drugs when she wrote this. She doesn't hug. She only screams.
As a PSA, I'll point out to the horny men of AB that loneal was trashed out of her gourd on drugs when she wrote this. She doesn't hug. She only screams.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I'm sorry, I missed the age limit. When, exactly, did my use by date expire?
I'm sorry, I missed the age limit. When, exactly, did my use by date expire?
awksedperl
+0 -0
OK, maybe that's just one of those precious facetious comments that I'm famous for. However, when I was a kid, there was a rumor that the disbanded Beatles had re-formed under the name "Klaatu", and released some albums. This excited very much the folks who were excited/destroyed by the "Paul is dead" rumors.
OK, maybe that's just one of those precious facetious comments that I'm famous for. However, when I was a kid, there was a rumor that the disbanded Beatles had re-formed under the name "Klaatu", and released some albums. This excited very much the folks who were excited/destroyed by the "Paul is dead" rumors.
octafish
+2 -0
Keanu Barada Nikto.
Keanu Barada Nikto.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Well, maybe not every syllabol. . . .
Well, maybe not every syllabol. . . .
brokeaccount
+0 -0
A comment left by brokeaccount was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by DrSkradley, anomalous3, jaypage, clintisiceman)
A comment left by brokeaccount was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by DrSkradley, anomalous3, jaypage, clintisiceman)
tekende
+4 -0
Are you saying that it is wrong to play the slap bass? Because if you are, then I am afraid I must vehemently disagree with you.
Are you saying that it is wrong to play the slap bass? Because if you are, then I am afraid I must vehemently disagree with you.
octafish
+4 -0
Don't start up with the slap bass you'll make Ivan the Bear mad, and I don't have any Gary Numan to calm him down.
Don't start up with the slap bass you'll make Ivan the Bear mad, and I don't have any Gary Numan to calm him down.
sje46
+1 -0
Please, not vehemently.
Please, not vehemently.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Slapping is all well and fine, but doggs, let us not forgot, the Ox did not slap.
Slapping is all well and fine, but doggs, let us not forgot, the Ox did not slap.
drskradley
+3 -0
Slap is the shit , I don't care what you say. I'll beat you with my highly muscular right thumb.
I just realised I lamed you for your opinion. I am wondering if this makes me an asshole. But also I am not.
Slap is the shit , I don't care what you say. I'll beat you with my highly muscular right thumb.
I just realised I lamed you for your opinion. I am wondering if this makes me an asshole. But also I am not.
fuyukodachi
+0 -0
The Fiddler Crab Orchestra want to know if you're available on Thursdays.
The Fiddler Crab Orchestra want to know if you're available on Thursdays.
nigelchaos
+0 -0
I like their song "Pincher ass"
I like their song "Pincher ass"
anomalous3
+0 -0
I've always been of the opinion that lames are distributed to us to disagree with other's opinions. No one really notices the "pro" or "con", and only a few of us bother to actually implement it. Besides, how else are we to disagree vehemently while maintaining anonymity?
I've always been of the opinion that lames are distributed to us to disagree with other's opinions. No one really notices the "pro" or "con", and only a few of us bother to actually implement it. Besides, how else are we to disagree vehemently while maintaining anonymity?
redphillip
+0 -0
Dr, I imagine that should your identity become known, you'd have all kind of 7-hinky persons from circumstances come sniffing 'round, wanting to test that highly muscular right thumb .
Dr, I imagine that should your identity become known, you'd have all kind of 7-hinky persons from circumstances come sniffing 'round, wanting to test that highly muscular right thumb .
brokeaccount
+0 -0
Slap had its time. Funk is over, man. Over.
Next you'll be telling us five-string basses are a good thing.
Slap had its time. Funk is over, man. Over.
Next you'll be telling us five-string basses are a good thing.
woodenteeth
+1 -0
Please share with us which musical genres are currently acceptable.
Please share with us which musical genres are currently acceptable.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
Anything without slap bass.
Anything without slap bass.
gormster
+0 -0
Yeah that was a joke you were being an asshat.
Yeah that was a joke you were being an asshat.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
You mean a joke like slap bass is a joke?
You mean a joke like slap bass is a joke?
irondave
+0 -0
Victor Wooten has no time for silliness such as yours.
Victor Wooten has no time for silliness such as yours.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
I kind of respect Victor Wooten for the simple fact that he plays a 4-string much more often than he plays a 5-string.
But personally, I've got no time for virtuosity.
I kind of respect Victor Wooten for the simple fact that he plays a 4-string much more often than he plays a 5-string.
But personally, I've got no time for virtuosity.
irondave
+0 -0
Quote:
I guess I understand that in the context of a punk aesthetic, but I've never heard it stated quite so plainly. Me, I think there's always a place for virtuosity, and another place for raw, untrained energy. Both can be timeless, but one is a lot more rare than the other.
Quote:
But personally, I've got no time for virtuosity.
I guess I understand that in the context of a punk aesthetic, but I've never heard it stated quite so plainly. Me, I think there's always a place for virtuosity, and another place for raw, untrained energy. Both can be timeless, but one is a lot more rare than the other.
octafish
+0 -0
...also in the context of TOTO, Yahwangy Mahlsteen, etc. just because you are virtuostic doesn't mean you are worth listening too. Especially TOTO.
...also in the context of TOTO, Yahwangy Mahlsteen, etc. just because you are virtuostic doesn't mean you are worth listening too. Especially TOTO.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Hey! They had one and half good songs!
Hey! They had one and half good songs!
octafish
+0 -0
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened
of this thing that I've become
To paraphrase Harrison Ford, you can write this shit but you can't sing it.
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened
of this thing that I've become
To paraphrase Harrison Ford, you can write this shit but you can't sing it.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
Outside of jazz, I find virtuosity very boring. Nothing these people do reaches me - it all seems very cold and unfeeling, with the emphasis on technical ability overshadowing the thing I believe music should be about - the way it makes you feel. You watch some guy play counterpoint on his guitar with two-hand tapping and you don't think "wow this piece of music is so moving" you think "wow, that guy's tapping technique is excellent."
Outside of jazz, I find virtuosity very boring. Nothing these people do reaches me - it all seems very cold and unfeeling, with the emphasis on technical ability overshadowing the thing I believe music should be about - the way it makes you feel. You watch some guy play counterpoint on his guitar with two-hand tapping and you don't think "wow this piece of music is so moving" you think "wow, that guy's tapping technique is excellent."
cracklewater
+0 -0
I'll letterbomb yer anus!
drskradley, I'm not sure if you 'muscular right thumb' post is a reference to The Mighty Boosh , but the offer stands.
Eels!
I'll letterbomb yer anus!
drskradley, I'm not sure if you 'muscular right thumb' post is a reference to The Mighty Boosh , but the offer stands.
Eels!
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Being that it was a main element of nu-metal, I must agree. Everyone knows that the bass is to be tremolo picked and subsequently turned way down in the mix so it doesn't interfere with the shredding guitar solos.
Being that it was a main element of nu-metal, I must agree. Everyone knows that the bass is to be tremolo picked and subsequently turned way down in the mix so it doesn't interfere with the shredding guitar solos.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
Naw man it should be fuzzy and fucked up and huge and everywhere and make you feel like your intestines are boiling like snakes in your belly.
Naw man it should be fuzzy and fucked up and huge and everywhere and make you feel like your intestines are boiling like snakes in your belly.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Please see Western Australian band Snowman. That shit is right up your alley.
Please see Western Australian band Snowman. That shit is right up your alley.
drskradley
+1 -0
It's this sorta shit that's always pissed me off about traditional metal, and the Cult of Shredding or Solos in general. The 90's grunge-movement was good in that it encouraged Originality, if not in breaking the basic VCVCBC song structure then at least it encouraged using something different for a rock bridge than another fucking solo. I enjoy solos, I really do, but damn - it's been fucking done , people.
Seriously - good guitarists are a dime a dozen. Good bassists, however...a bit more uncommon. If I hear another fucking metal band just playing root notes on the E-string. I mean, shit. You can crank it down low and keep it as core of the song around which everything else revolves, but for goodness' sake make it a bit interesting.
So say what you want about slapping and popping - at least it was trying for a different aesthetic. Too many bands are too damned high-pitched; I need the bass (not necessarily the bass guitar, either - I'm talking about the bass as opposed to the treble) to rattle my bones, reverberate through my body so that I can feel dat shit. Mastodon do this well.
And hell, while I'm at it - BrokeAccount, what's your problem with the 5-string? It's just adding extra low-range, man. What the hell's the problem with that? No, seriously, I'm curious as to your problem with it. Currently all you've said is, essentially, "slap bass is shit because it sucks, and it sucks because it's bad."
(my girl Cerberus is a 5, so I'm used to the range)
It's this sorta shit that's always pissed me off about traditional metal, and the Cult of Shredding or Solos in general. The 90's grunge-movement was good in that it encouraged Originality, if not in breaking the basic VCVCBC song structure then at least it encouraged using something different for a rock bridge than another fucking solo. I enjoy solos, I really do, but damn - it's been fucking done , people.
Seriously - good guitarists are a dime a dozen. Good bassists, however...a bit more uncommon. If I hear another fucking metal band just playing root notes on the E-string. I mean, shit. You can crank it down low and keep it as core of the song around which everything else revolves, but for goodness' sake make it a bit interesting.
So say what you want about slapping and popping - at least it was trying for a different aesthetic. Too many bands are too damned high-pitched; I need the bass (not necessarily the bass guitar, either - I'm talking about the bass as opposed to the treble) to rattle my bones, reverberate through my body so that I can feel dat shit. Mastodon do this well.
And hell, while I'm at it - BrokeAccount, what's your problem with the 5-string? It's just adding extra low-range, man. What the hell's the problem with that? No, seriously, I'm curious as to your problem with it. Currently all you've said is, essentially, "slap bass is shit because it sucks, and it sucks because it's bad."
(my girl Cerberus is a 5, so I'm used to the range)
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Despite not being a "metal person", I read your whole screed for some reason. You gain a 2 diplomacy bonus from now on, for being a Mastodon fan. I am of the mind that any dude who says they like hard rock, but dislike Mastodon, sucks cock by choice.
Despite not being a "metal person", I read your whole screed for some reason. You gain a 2 diplomacy bonus from now on, for being a Mastodon fan. I am of the mind that any dude who says they like hard rock, but dislike Mastodon, sucks cock by choice.
brokeaccount
+0 -0
Tune down, don't add an extra string. Limitations are good things.
My problem with slap is that I hate (the majority of) it, man. It's my damn opinion.
Tune down, don't add an extra string. Limitations are good things.
My problem with slap is that I hate (the majority of) it, man. It's my damn opinion.
gladi8orrex
+345 -0
lol u play dat bass amway u lik an deh gut lurd wil pvoibe
lol u play dat bass amway u lik an deh gut lurd wil pvoibe
drskradley
+0 -0
Truly the words of a sage. Uplifting, self-affirming. The gut lurd WIL pvoibe.
Truly the words of a sage. Uplifting, self-affirming. The gut lurd WIL pvoibe.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i came up with that word, 'lurd,' in like, third grade.
it reminds me of bird poop.
i do not know why .
i came up with that word, 'lurd,' in like, third grade.
it reminds me of bird poop.
i do not know why .
wozzeck
+10 -0
They are the worst Iggy Pop cover band. They do not even play the right songs. There, it has been said.
They are the worst Iggy Pop cover band. They do not even play the right songs. There, it has been said.
hardelicious
+0 -0
I think that, since Scar Tissue , any vandalism to RHCP's property has been largely ignored by the authorities. I think this is right.
I think that, since Scar Tissue , any vandalism to RHCP's property has been largely ignored by the authorities. I think this is right.
tekende
+1 -0
I don't understand either of these comments.
I don't understand either of these comments.
davey-boy
+1 -0
The gist of it is that the Chili Peppers are basically a terrible band.
The gist of it is that the Chili Peppers are basically a terrible band.
woodenteeth
+4 -0
Please. Blood Sugar Sex Magic was pretty much awesome for it's time. Everything after that was pretty ordinary, yes.
Please. Blood Sugar Sex Magic was pretty much awesome for it's time. Everything after that was pretty ordinary, yes.
hardelicious
+0 -0
I am agreed that they did some amazing stuff, but lately they are kind of like an idiot who keeps pressing the same button.
I am agreed that they did some amazing stuff, but lately they are kind of like an idiot who keeps pressing the same button.
woodenteeth
+2 -0
They are worse than that; they are an idiot making new idiot buttons connected to other idiots who grow more idiotic with every press. They are like an idiot rat in an cage with fifty selections all leading to idiot.
They are worse than that; they are an idiot making new idiot buttons connected to other idiots who grow more idiotic with every press. They are like an idiot rat in an cage with fifty selections all leading to idiot.
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
Do you think it is rad to be a rat in a cage , woodenteeth?
Or do you agree that it is okay?
Do you think it is rad to be a rat in a cage , woodenteeth?
Or do you agree that it is okay?
woodenteeth
+0 -0
See. Now I'm confused.
See. Now I'm confused.
preston
+0 -0
Now that I think about it, that album was also the last good thing Rick Rubin was involved in. Excepting the American recordings he did with Cash, I guess.
Now that I think about it, that album was also the last good thing Rick Rubin was involved in. Excepting the American recordings he did with Cash, I guess.
sje46
+0 -0
Would you say that it is silly to like the Chili Peppers?
Would you say that it is silly to like the Chili Peppers?
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Let's not get carried away here.
Let's not get carried away here.
sje46
+1 -0
:(
:(
odei
+3 -0
I'm only saying that I wrote a program that takes my coordinates and the coordinates of the next Chili Peppers gig and tells me how far away I am from there. I am pretty happy when it's a big number.
I'm only saying that I wrote a program that takes my coordinates and the coordinates of the next Chili Peppers gig and tells me how far away I am from there. I am pretty happy when it's a big number.
dickolas_wang
+0 -0
While I definitely used to appreciate their few great singles, I've long thought of RHCP as one of those novelty bands that gets big for doing their one kitschy song, then immediately goes away.
I'm still waiting for them to stop playing their song.
While I definitely used to appreciate their few great singles, I've long thought of RHCP as one of those novelty bands that gets big for doing their one kitschy song, then immediately goes away.
I'm still waiting for them to stop playing their song.
susurrus
+1 -0
Pat do you think that it is bad for a man to congratulate another man on his slap bass playing
Or do you agree that it is okay
Pat do you think that it is bad for a man to congratulate another man on his slap bass playing
Or do you agree that it is okay
gmm
+0 -0
Terrible? They are one of the worst bands.
Terrible? They are one of the worst bands.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Fleas? I don't have fleas! (Who said I had fleas?)
Especially not in my admirable bassist!
Fleas? I don't have fleas! (Who said I had fleas?)
Especially not in my admirable bassist!
atmus
+0 -0
But... He was in Back to the Future!
But... He was in Back to the Future!
hamscout
+0 -0
...and The Big Lebowski!
...and Motorama!
(waits for a comment from the only other person who ever saw that movie...)
...and The Big Lebowski!
...and Motorama!
(waits for a comment from the only other person who ever saw that movie...)
thorfinn
+0 -0
And don't forget the Charlie Sheen classic "The Chase"
And don't forget the Charlie Sheen classic "The Chase"
loneal
+0 -0
What has been forgotten here is "The Wild Thornberries."
What has been forgotten here is "The Wild Thornberries."
octafish
+0 -0
And "Dudes".
And "Dudes".
kamet
+0 -0
"Son in Law"
"Son in Law"
octafish
+0 -0
Oh and the bass line from Young MC's "Bust a Move" and wearing the stuffed animal pants and everything.
Oh and the bass line from Young MC's "Bust a Move" and wearing the stuffed animal pants and everything.
belgand
+0 -0
I saw Motorama on HBO not long after it came out and tried to remember the name of it for about a decade until it was finally revealed to me by the Onion A/V Club. I totally saw the hell out of that movie. That oil company was even more dicky than one would normally expect an oil company to be. That is not acceptable.
I saw Motorama on HBO not long after it came out and tried to remember the name of it for about a decade until it was finally revealed to me by the Onion A/V Club. I totally saw the hell out of that movie. That oil company was even more dicky than one would normally expect an oil company to be. That is not acceptable.
hamscout
+0 -0
I was more offended by how ridiculously stupid and jarring the ending of that movie was.
I can't believe that movies like that get made.
I have got to concentrate on writing something... *sigh*
I was more offended by how ridiculously stupid and jarring the ending of that movie was.
I can't believe that movies like that get made.
I have got to concentrate on writing something... *sigh*
belgand
+0 -0
Indeed, but I think it was intentional. This is probably as far as I can realistically discuss a film I last saw in '91 or '92 when I was about 10 or so.
Indeed, but I think it was intentional. This is probably as far as I can realistically discuss a film I last saw in '91 or '92 when I was about 10 or so.
hamscout
+0 -0
I saw it once in college, on a sick day (I didn't feel any better afterwards).
I recently re-watched it with my wife, to see if it was really as bad as I remembered.
YES, IT WAS.
Don't watch this movie, kids!
I saw it once in college, on a sick day (I didn't feel any better afterwards).
I recently re-watched it with my wife, to see if it was really as bad as I remembered.
YES, IT WAS.
Don't watch this movie, kids!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
speaking of movies on HBO...my cousin and i once watched this movie about some military guy checking in to some hospital and they did some kind of psychotherapy and froke him out and he wakes up in the future and stumbles out of the joint to some lady's trailer and crashes on her couch (he finds out he's in the future by finding his dogtags on her coffee table or something similar) and then he'll occasionally wake up and find he's in that hospital's morgue...and..it was insane.
nobody knows this movie.
what am i doing posting this.
speaking of movies on HBO...my cousin and i once watched this movie about some military guy checking in to some hospital and they did some kind of psychotherapy and froke him out and he wakes up in the future and stumbles out of the joint to some lady's trailer and crashes on her couch (he finds out he's in the future by finding his dogtags on her coffee table or something similar) and then he'll occasionally wake up and find he's in that hospital's morgue...and..it was insane.
nobody knows this movie.
what am i doing posting this.
aperson
+4 -0
Royal Canadian Highway Patrol ?
Royal Canadian Highway Patrol ?
cracklewater
+2 -0
I immediately envisioned the Royal Canadian Humping Police.
I fear this makes me an unpopular boy...
I immediately envisioned the Royal Canadian Humping Police.
I fear this makes me an unpopular boy...
redphillip
+0 -0
In certain circles, it makes you a Special Boy .
In certain circles, it makes you a Special Boy .
cracklewater
+0 -0
Yes!
Yes!
opprobrium
+0 -0
Superpenis California Testicles.
because we can't get enough of California in our RHCPs. ughk, they STINK.
Superpenis California Testicles.
because we can't get enough of California in our RHCPs. ughk, they STINK.
dasilodavi
+0 -0
RHCP, actually.
RHCP, actually.
invidious
+4 -0
Relatively Histrionic Clown Posse?
Relatively Histrionic Clown Posse?
tripperday
+1 -0
I don't want to interrupt your criticism of a platinum-selling and groundbreaking band, but is that a keytar or accordion in your avatar?
I don't want to interrupt your criticism of a platinum-selling and groundbreaking band, but is that a keytar or accordion in your avatar?
envika
+0 -0
my dad always says:
"the chili peppers used to play naked except for a sock around their dick, and their music sounds like music made by guys that play naked with socks around their dicks"
my dad always says:
"the chili peppers used to play naked except for a sock around their dick, and their music sounds like music made by guys that play naked with socks around their dicks"
daidai
+0 -0
...Dad?
...Dad?
katsura
+0 -0
... is that rod in the Pennsylvania Love Goose for what I think it's for, or has the early moring left me in a perverted state of mind?
... is that rod in the Pennsylvania Love Goose for what I think it's for, or has the early moring left me in a perverted state of mind?
gormster
+0 -0
I think that is where the "love" comes in.
I think that is where the "love" comes in.
schlitz
+0 -0
In Pennsylvania they get lovin where they can.
In Pennsylvania they get lovin where they can.
fablesandblues
+29 -0
I was driving through Pennsylvania in winter, visiting a friend who went to college in a small town. It was one of those drives that are more lasting and interesting than the destination: February, early morning, alone with a pack of cigarettes and no real responsibilities. North along I-83, then into wooded land on state roads. It was quiet in the way only winter can be, the snow absorbing sound, the thin and cold air making people speak quietly. The trees held ice on their branches an inch thick, scattering the headlights of the highway, and the Susquehanna river was viscous and deep and black along side me, moving with a cold, uncalculated constancy.
I stopped to eat and pee at a little mom and pop place attached to the gas station, and looking for the coffee maker I stumbled upon what can only be described as the largest deposit of pornography in a gas station encountered by civilized men. I chalked it up to a curiosity, bought my coffee and got in my car and kept driving. In about 20 minutes, I passed an Adult Bookstore, and then another five minutes later, and then three more in the next ten. I pulled over at a scenic overlook, watching the river move between and small rocky island and the shore, a lone, young pine atop the rocks. I wondered how it grew in the rock without real soil, how the seed that made it got to the outcropping, how it withstood the winter and the wind that came at it bluntly from upstream. I smoked and laughed at the porn stores I had passed, then drove again.
By the time I got to my friend's dorm, I was in a daze. I counted eight porn stores, one of them proudly proclaiming to be, not making this up, "The Trucker's Good Wife."
I can verify that, yes, in Pennsylvania, they get lovin where they can.
I was driving through Pennsylvania in winter, visiting a friend who went to college in a small town. It was one of those drives that are more lasting and interesting than the destination: February, early morning, alone with a pack of cigarettes and no real responsibilities. North along I-83, then into wooded land on state roads. It was quiet in the way only winter can be, the snow absorbing sound, the thin and cold air making people speak quietly. The trees held ice on their branches an inch thick, scattering the headlights of the highway, and the Susquehanna river was viscous and deep and black along side me, moving with a cold, uncalculated constancy.
I stopped to eat and pee at a little mom and pop place attached to the gas station, and looking for the coffee maker I stumbled upon what can only be described as the largest deposit of pornography in a gas station encountered by civilized men. I chalked it up to a curiosity, bought my coffee and got in my car and kept driving. In about 20 minutes, I passed an Adult Bookstore, and then another five minutes later, and then three more in the next ten. I pulled over at a scenic overlook, watching the river move between and small rocky island and the shore, a lone, young pine atop the rocks. I wondered how it grew in the rock without real soil, how the seed that made it got to the outcropping, how it withstood the winter and the wind that came at it bluntly from upstream. I smoked and laughed at the porn stores I had passed, then drove again.
By the time I got to my friend's dorm, I was in a daze. I counted eight porn stores, one of them proudly proclaiming to be, not making this up, "The Trucker's Good Wife."
I can verify that, yes, in Pennsylvania, they get lovin where they can.
daidai
+0 -0
What? The Trucker's Good Wife is a chain, man. There's one in Times Square.
What? The Trucker's Good Wife is a chain, man. There's one in Times Square.
fablesandblues
+1 -0
Actually, in retrospect, i'm not sure if it was the name of the place, or a sign advertising it as such. I should have mentioned that the good was italicized, implying that the trucker's bad wife was bad because she wouldn't do anal. With a chicken.
Actually, in retrospect, i'm not sure if it was the name of the place, or a sign advertising it as such. I should have mentioned that the good was italicized, implying that the trucker's bad wife was bad because she wouldn't do anal. With a chicken.
fablesandblues
+0 -0
Goose. Damn.
Goose. Damn.
smilebuddha
+3 -0
The Pennsylvania Love Goose is only one of a number of reproductive-themed places and things in PA. I submit the following articles into evidence:
and
and
because it shits on the wrist
The Pennsylvania Love Goose is only one of a number of reproductive-themed places and things in PA. I submit the following articles into evidence:
and
and
because it shits on the wrist
smilebuddha
+0 -0
The corollary to this is that Lancaster County is weird. I blame the Amish.
The corollary to this is that Lancaster County is weird. I blame the Amish.
saulbellow
+0 -0
I'm guessing the Amish are far from being the main namers of towns in that area
I'm guessing the Amish are far from being the main namers of towns in that area
lechatbotte
+4 -0
You'd be surprised. Intercourse is straight Amish/Mennonite country. I bought a beautiful quilt there once. She almost wouldn't sell it to me after I suggested that she should be on the Internet. Sniffed my money like it might hide a hint of brimstone, coming from a hell-bound sinner such as I. Didn't I know the Internet was an evil thing? Nothing but indecency and anger.
My wife thinks my Intercourse quilt is too nice to use that way.
You'd be surprised. Intercourse is straight Amish/Mennonite country. I bought a beautiful quilt there once. She almost wouldn't sell it to me after I suggested that she should be on the Internet. Sniffed my money like it might hide a hint of brimstone, coming from a hell-bound sinner such as I. Didn't I know the Internet was an evil thing? Nothing but indecency and anger.
My wife thinks my Intercourse quilt is too nice to use that way.
saulbellow
+2 -0
No, I meant I doubt that the Amish have much to do with naming of towns, not that they aren't prevalent in the area. Bad kitty! No misunderstand! No!
No, I meant I doubt that the Amish have much to do with naming of towns, not that they aren't prevalent in the area. Bad kitty! No misunderstand! No!
lechatbotte
+0 -0
They named it. And if you offer me a sardine, I'll be a good kitty.
They named it. And if you offer me a sardine, I'll be a good kitty.
saulbellow
+0 -0
No they didn't. I'll give you a sardine when you admit you're wrong.
No they didn't. I'll give you a sardine when you admit you're wrong.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I'll take your sardine and admit nothing. I'm a cat. I never admit anything. And if I know ya' got a sardine, and your not sharing, I'll do something inappropriate on your slippers. >MEOW!<
I'll take your sardine and admit nothing. I'm a cat. I never admit anything. And if I know ya' got a sardine, and your not sharing, I'll do something inappropriate on your slippers. >MEOW!<
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Seriously, when I was there, I went off the main roads, and found a delightful little grocery attached to a diary where I was able to obtain a rare treasure from my youth: raw milk! And raw milk cheese!
In conversing with the apprehensive gentleman running the business, I asked in an honest sort of way how the place came to be named. He credited to the Amish sense of social interchange. I know it's not what we hear when the word is used today, but there is a reason why it used to be "sexual intercourse" and not just "intercourse" that refered to coitus. That's because there used to be other kinds of "intercourse" understood to exist. Business and social and even religious. He credited the Amish. I've no better information. Do you?
Seriously, when I was there, I went off the main roads, and found a delightful little grocery attached to a diary where I was able to obtain a rare treasure from my youth: raw milk! And raw milk cheese!
In conversing with the apprehensive gentleman running the business, I asked in an honest sort of way how the place came to be named. He credited to the Amish sense of social interchange. I know it's not what we hear when the word is used today, but there is a reason why it used to be "sexual intercourse" and not just "intercourse" that refered to coitus. That's because there used to be other kinds of "intercourse" understood to exist. Business and social and even religious. He credited the Amish. I've no better information. Do you?
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Man, my speelling ain't even close today!
Man, my speelling ain't even close today!
lechatbotte
+0 -0
So can I have my sardine now? (meow.)
So can I have my sardine now? (meow.)
saulbellow
+0 -0
Sigh...
Sigh...
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Yeah!! (PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
Yeah!! (PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Please don't be a furry.
(This is directed at lechatbotte, but is also a universal request)
Please don't be a furry.
(This is directed at lechatbotte, but is also a universal request)
hedonismbot
+2 -0
I believe he is not a furry.
A) He's old. Furries are a kid thing
B) He's just playing a character occasionally. He's just a nice man most of the time
C) He doesn't make any sexual overtones while doing the cat thing
D) I haven't punched him or kicked him or burned him with a pan full of coals yet. I would have done that without thinking if he were a soulless furry bastard I hate them so much they must all fucking DIE AND BURN AND COCKSUCKING DIE HATE@!!!!@!@$!@@!@@!!@
I believe he is not a furry.
A) He's old. Furries are a kid thing
B) He's just playing a character occasionally. He's just a nice man most of the time
C) He doesn't make any sexual overtones while doing the cat thing
D) I haven't punched him or kicked him or burned him with a pan full of coals yet. I would have done that without thinking if he were a soulless furry bastard I hate them so much they must all fucking DIE AND BURN AND COCKSUCKING DIE HATE@!!!!@!@$!@@!@@!!@
akarroa
+0 -0
PIKACHU!!!!
PIKACHU!!!!
the-maddr-oneal
+0 -0
NO FISH FOR YOU!!! NEXT!
NO FISH FOR YOU!!! NEXT!
saulbellow
+0 -0
I know the word intercourse has a broader meaning, and I wasn't suggesting that the Amish wouldn't have picked THAT name because of its overtones/undertones. I was just saying that the Amish are probably not out there getting on city councils or trying to name towns ... Got it? Got it?
I know the word intercourse has a broader meaning, and I wasn't suggesting that the Amish wouldn't have picked THAT name because of its overtones/undertones. I was just saying that the Amish are probably not out there getting on city councils or trying to name towns ... Got it? Got it?
lechatbotte
+0 -0
So, all in favor of returning to usage "religious intercourse", say "Aye".
So, all in favor of returning to usage "religious intercourse", say "Aye".
invidious
+0 -0
Obviously you've never been to Butterchurn, PA.
Obviously you've never been to Butterchurn, PA.
sje46
+0 -0
This is true. I have been around there.
This is true. I have been around there.
cleanfatback
+7 -0
and
and
i_love_kate
+0 -2
...I don't get this one.
...I don't get this one.
aperson
+0 -0
Scotrun looks a bit like scrotum?
Scotrun looks a bit like scrotum?
i_love_kate
+0 -1
Oh. Hahahahahahaha!
*glare*
Oh. Hahahahahahaha!
*glare*
sje46
+3 -0
sje46
+0 -0
In Austria.
In Austria.
fablesandblues
+3 -0
I like to imagine that a biker was riding with his spouse, saw this sign and they just got an overwhelming impulse to do it, ditched the bikes, ripped off their clothes and got busy on the grass.
I like to imagine that a biker was riding with his spouse, saw this sign and they just got an overwhelming impulse to do it, ditched the bikes, ripped off their clothes and got busy on the grass.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Somewhere I've got a photo of myself being pointed to by a road sign indicating the direction to Sexey, France. No, no one is ever fooled by this.
Somewhere I've got a photo of myself being pointed to by a road sign indicating the direction to Sexey, France. No, no one is ever fooled by this.
sje46
+0 -0
You are a 43 year old male.
I did not know this.
Maybe you're my dad?
You are a 43 year old male.
I did not know this.
Maybe you're my dad?
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Son? Where have you been?
Son? Where have you been?
sje46
+0 -0
Mom took me to Mr. Johnson's Rance in Death Valley! Mr. Johnson is really nice. He told me that the members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers are trying to communicate with him through songs, and that they are trying to cause an inter-species war. But he would never be my father, no matter how often he gently fondles me!
Oh, dad! I'd recognize your cat fetish anywhere!
Mom took me to Mr. Johnson's Rance in Death Valley! Mr. Johnson is really nice. He told me that the members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers are trying to communicate with him through songs, and that they are trying to cause an inter-species war. But he would never be my father, no matter how often he gently fondles me!
Oh, dad! I'd recognize your cat fetish anywhere!
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Just keep your hands off the pussy!
Just keep your hands off the pussy!
daidai
+1 -0
Nina! He says this!
Nina! He says this!
kamet
+0 -0
Are you sure it wasn't the Barker Ranch, or perhaps Spahn Ranch?? Sounds a smidge like this guy I know.
Are you sure it wasn't the Barker Ranch, or perhaps Spahn Ranch?? Sounds a smidge like this guy I know.
sje46
+0 -0
You might know him. He has a swatzitka (sp?) on his forehead.
You might know him. He has a swatzitka (sp?) on his forehead.
octafish
+0 -0
It is spelled "Schwanstucker". It is unfortunate for him hilarious for everyone else.
It is spelled "Schwanstucker". It is unfortunate for him hilarious for everyone else.
loneal
+0 -0
Was that created with the Rod Huggins flowchart?
Was that created with the Rod Huggins flowchart?
sje46
+0 -0
But he did it.
But he did it.
hamscout
+0 -0
All of these signs got a lot funnier after I left southeast Wisconsin...
All of these signs got a lot funnier after I left southeast Wisconsin...
nigelchaos
+1 -0
Come to Bong.
Where the grass is always greener.
Come to Bong.
Where the grass is always greener.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I've been through all three. Got me some hand-shaped candles. I don't regret a thing.
I've been through all three. Got me some hand-shaped candles. I don't regret a thing.
llobstrosity
+0 -0
There is also a town called Blue Ball
There is also a town called Blue Ball
nice-on-water
+0 -0
See above.
See above.
llobstrosity
+0 -0
I don't know how I missed that. I could swear it wasn't there before. :(
I don't know how I missed that. I could swear it wasn't there before. :(
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Didn't everyone here see Beavis & Butthead Do America? There's a whole montage of town names like this.
Didn't everyone here see Beavis & Butthead Do America? There's a whole montage of town names like this.
sje46
+0 -0
I saw it, and I approve.
I saw it, and I approve.
susurrus
+0 -0
Also, if you continue through Intercourse, you will reach Paradise, but if you take a wrong turn, you end up in Blue Ball.
Also, if you continue through Intercourse, you will reach Paradise, but if you take a wrong turn, you end up in Blue Ball.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
You're so not doing it right. (I suggest left.)
You're so not doing it right. (I suggest left.)
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
octafish
+0 -0
See you on the road scag, like we saw the Nightrider.
[img]https://www.madmaxmodels.com/images/goose1.jpg[/i]
See you on the road scag, like we saw the Nightrider.
[img]https://www.madmaxmodels.com/images/goose1.jpg[/i]
octafish
+0 -0
COCK
COCK
paperboy_2000
+0 -0
paperboy_2000
+0 -0
Dammit, Goose
Dammit, Goose
cracklewater
+0 -0
Sounds a fleshlight with a double chin.
Today is a strange day for me.
Sounds a fleshlight with a double chin.
Today is a strange day for me.
akadriver
+0 -0
Next time through, count massage parlors. I almost want to believe that there are non-sexual reasons that truckers would want massages. But then the signs all have girls on them.
Next time through, count massage parlors. I almost want to believe that there are non-sexual reasons that truckers would want massages. But then the signs all have girls on them.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Women can never give massages that aren't of your dong. Their hands are so tiny.
Women can never give massages that aren't of your dong. Their hands are so tiny.
kamet
+0 -0
Perfectly sized for dong massage.
Or, if you will:
Sized for His pleasure.
Perfectly sized for dong massage.
Or, if you will:
Sized for His pleasure.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Are you saying your dong is so tiny?
Are you saying your dong is so tiny?
hedonismbot
+4 -0
It takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jerk me off.
It takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jerk me off.
spinynorman
+3 -0
The Clydesdales are pretty fat, too. Just for emphasis.
The Clydesdales are pretty fat, too. Just for emphasis.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I could get sooo rancid at this point! Instead, I think I'll just look ackwardly around the room, and then back out carefully.
There, I made it.
I should just leave it there, but I can't. I just have to commend the big gal on her nimble use of tweezers.
I could get sooo rancid at this point! Instead, I think I'll just look ackwardly around the room, and then back out carefully.
There, I made it.
I should just leave it there, but I can't. I just have to commend the big gal on her nimble use of tweezers.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Ack! Thbth!
Ack! Thbth!
blueloggy
+0 -0
Hah! Gross. And chubbied.
Hah! Gross. And chubbied.
thorfinn
+1 -0
My home address is 1832 My Dick
My home address is 1832 My Dick
tekende
+3 -0
My penis is so big, the movie theatre sells popcorn in three sizes: small, large, and MY PENIS.
My penis is so big, the movie theatre sells popcorn in three sizes: small, large, and MY PENIS.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
"Is that a hyperbole in your pants, or are you just *almost* happy to see me?"
"Is that a hyperbole in your pants, or are you just *almost* happy to see me?"
jlynes
+0 -0
Better hyperbole that a hyperbola.
Better hyperbole that a hyperbola.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Hyperbola? Parabola! Parabola --> My dick is like a parabola that is very big and not on a graph but in my pants.
Hyperbola? Parabola! Parabola --> My dick is like a parabola that is very big and not on a graph but in my pants.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Mydickissobig it was once overthrown by a military coup. It is now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
Mydickissobig it was once overthrown by a military coup. It is now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
thorfinn
+1 -0
When it's 12:00 PM at the tip of my dick, it's only 9:00 AM at my balls
When it's 12:00 PM at the tip of my dick, it's only 9:00 AM at my balls
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I'm going to work on the tip of your dick and when my boss complains I'm going to point at your balls.
I'm going to work on the tip of your dick and when my boss complains I'm going to point at your balls.
loneal
+0 -0
Wow things are getting really hot up in here.
Wow things are getting really hot up in here.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Do you wanna help me with thorfinn's time zones? My clock needs winding.
Do you wanna help me with thorfinn's time zones? My clock needs winding.
thorfinn
+0 -0
I'd wear my dick as a necktie, if I weren't afraid that I'd get a hard-on and choke myself to death.
I'd wear my dick as a necktie, if I weren't afraid that I'd get a hard-on and choke myself to death.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
"I have a cat dick." [lowers head in shame.] "Rice is bigger."
"I have a cat dick." [lowers head in shame.] "Rice is bigger."
achilleselbow
+2 -0
My penis is SO BIG that it makes intercourse extremely uncomfortable and painful!
My penis is SO BIG that it makes intercourse extremely uncomfortable and painful!
daidai
+0 -0
...to you!
...to you!
sje46
+0 -0
for you or for the kid?
I just called you a pedophile.
for you or for the kid?
I just called you a pedophile.
thorfinn
+0 -0
One time I had sex with a woman in New York City. I was sitting on my couch in Portland.
One time I had sex with a woman in New York City. I was sitting on my couch in Portland.
stereo
+0 -0
I accidentally poked the man in the moon's eye.
I accidentally poked the man in the moon's eye.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
[Rubs chin.] So you live in Portland, hmmm? How is Maine this time of year?
[Rubs chin.] So you live in Portland, hmmm? How is Maine this time of year?
thorfinn
+0 -0
Portland, OR. I was implying that I was banging a chick across the country, for which my penis would have to be extremely large.
Portland, OR. I was implying that I was banging a chick across the country, for which my penis would have to be extremely large.
spinynorman
+2 -1
I just... I just have to repost this horrible meme...
HI%u2026 I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. YOU BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI%u2026 I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I%u2019D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I%u2019LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON%u2019T CHAP. YOU%u2019LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.
SHE%u2019S GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON%u2019T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN HER THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF SHE BLACKS OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON HER BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI%u2026 I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE ASHLEE OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, LIE HER DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCE A PABST ON HER BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATE HER FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HER ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE SHE HAS A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HER ARMPITS. SHE WILL CUM SO HARD HER FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI ASS IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI.. I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER%u2019S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I%u2019LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU%u2019LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI%u2026 I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, BABY, I WILL BLOW LIKE A SHOTGUN THROUGH YOUR UTERUS. IT%u2019LL SHOOT OUT YOUR EARS BEFORE YOU CAN SAY BEEF JERKY. MY COCK SHOULD BE DOING PILE DRIVERS ON YOUR TONSILS WHILE YOU HUM MOZART%u2019S MAGIC FLUTE. YOU%u2019D GET SO SOGGY WET WE%u2019D NEED A MOP. I GUARANTEE IT.
I just... I just have to repost this horrible meme...
HI%u2026 I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. YOU BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI%u2026 I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I%u2019D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I%u2019LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON%u2019T CHAP. YOU%u2019LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.
SHE%u2019S GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON%u2019T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN HER THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF SHE BLACKS OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON HER BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI%u2026 I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE ASHLEE OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, LIE HER DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCE A PABST ON HER BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATE HER FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HER ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE SHE HAS A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HER ARMPITS. SHE WILL CUM SO HARD HER FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI ASS IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI.. I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER%u2019S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I%u2019LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU%u2019LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI%u2026 I%u2019M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN%u2019S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, BABY, I WILL BLOW LIKE A SHOTGUN THROUGH YOUR UTERUS. IT%u2019LL SHOOT OUT YOUR EARS BEFORE YOU CAN SAY BEEF JERKY. MY COCK SHOULD BE DOING PILE DRIVERS ON YOUR TONSILS WHILE YOU HUM MOZART%u2019S MAGIC FLUTE. YOU%u2019D GET SO SOGGY WET WE%u2019D NEED A MOP. I GUARANTEE IT.
spinynorman
+4 -0
Man, I even took it and pasted it in asset bar and then copied it out and then pasted it again and tried to minimize the damage... Oh, well. Lame away.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.
SHE'S GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON'T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN HER THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF SHE BLACKS OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON HER BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE ASHLEE OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, LIE HER DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCE A PABST ON HER BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATE HER FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HER ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE SHE HAS A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HER ARMPITS. SHE WILL CUM SO HARD HER FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI ASS IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER'S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I'LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU'LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, BABY, I WILL BLOW LIKE A SHOTGUN THROUGH YOUR UTERUS. IT'LL SHOOT OUT YOUR EARS BEFORE YOU CAN SAY BEEF JERKY. MY COCK SHOULD BE DOING PILE DRIVERS ON YOUR TONSILS WHILE YOU HUM MOZART'S MAGIC FLUTE. YOU'D GET SO SOGGY WET WE'D NEED A MOP. I GUARANTEE IT.
If that doesn't work, there's just no winning, folks.
Man, I even took it and pasted it in asset bar and then copied it out and then pasted it again and tried to minimize the damage... Oh, well. Lame away.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.
SHE'S GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON'T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN HER THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF SHE BLACKS OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON HER BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE ASHLEE OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, LIE HER DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCE A PABST ON HER BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATE HER FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HER ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE SHE HAS A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HER ARMPITS. SHE WILL CUM SO HARD HER FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI ASS IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER'S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I'LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU'LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, BABY, I WILL BLOW LIKE A SHOTGUN THROUGH YOUR UTERUS. IT'LL SHOOT OUT YOUR EARS BEFORE YOU CAN SAY BEEF JERKY. MY COCK SHOULD BE DOING PILE DRIVERS ON YOUR TONSILS WHILE YOU HUM MOZART'S MAGIC FLUTE. YOU'D GET SO SOGGY WET WE'D NEED A MOP. I GUARANTEE IT.
If that doesn't work, there's just no winning, folks.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Oh man that is mega nasty. That is dog shit.
Oh man that is mega nasty. That is dog shit.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
And I still chubbied it.
And I still chubbied it.
sje46
+0 -0
Beef jerky is bad for you.
:(
Beef jerky is bad for you.
:(
redphillip
+0 -0
It works best if you imagine hearing Zimmer's voice while he SHOUTS THE WHOLE DAMN THING!
It works best if you imagine hearing Zimmer's voice while he SHOUTS THE WHOLE DAMN THING!
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Reeally? Gee, how could I have missed that?
Reeally? Gee, how could I have missed that?
thebaddoctor
+0 -0
It's better if it's Oregon.
It's better if it's Oregon.
thorfinn
+0 -0
I live in Portland, OR, as I told Puss in Boots in my reply to his comment.
I live in Portland, OR, as I told Puss in Boots in my reply to his comment.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
(meow)
(meow)
smallblackdog
+0 -0
"I stopped to eat and pee at a little mom and pop place"
Those pornography deposits are the very devil to shift. I admire your multi tasking skills. Which task did you associate with which ancestor?
"I stopped to eat and pee at a little mom and pop place"
Those pornography deposits are the very devil to shift. I admire your multi tasking skills. Which task did you associate with which ancestor?
mercuri0us
+0 -0
Imagine all the ways you could combine those two products...
Imagine all the ways you could combine those two products...
pyromancer
+0 -0
or are it just glad to see me
or are it just glad to see me
randombeing
+0 -0
I have subpenis testicles. It has always bothered me.
I have subpenis testicles. It has always bothered me.
aperson
+3 -0
I have Subpatellar Glans Disorder. It means I can't wear short shorts.
I have Subpatellar Glans Disorder. It means I can't wear short shorts.
hedonismbot
+1 -0
Your purple friend lives under one of your kneecaps? God man, how do you not scream in pain ever time you kneel down?
Your purple friend lives under one of your kneecaps? God man, how do you not scream in pain ever time you kneel down?
aperson
+0 -0
The guy with the extensive line of large penis jokes is willfully misinterpreting my admittedly rubbish contribution to the canon.
(canon - sounds a bit like cannon. Wink wink!)
The guy with the extensive line of large penis jokes is willfully misinterpreting my admittedly rubbish contribution to the canon.
(canon - sounds a bit like cannon. Wink wink!)
lechatbotte
+2 -0
Oh blast it, it's not standard usage!
Oh blast it, it's not standard usage!
aperson
+0 -0
Oh sir that is truly the limit!
Oh sir that is truly the limit!
numberkillinger
+2 -0
What news from the North?
What news from the North?
aperson
+0 -0
Ah, right. I get it.
Ah, right. I get it.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
It had to be done.
It had to be done.
octafish
+0 -0
Really?
Really?
numberkillinger
+0 -0
yes. no-one wants an elephant in the room.
yes. no-one wants an elephant in the room.
sje46
+0 -0
It depends. Does the elephant point?
It depends. Does the elephant point?
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Only north.
Only north.
sje46
+0 -0
It is immoral to point when you are naked.
It is immoral to point when you are naked.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I don't know, son. It might be immoral not to have the decency to.
I don't know, son. It might be immoral not to have the decency to.
kamet
+0 -0
If you're with someone who is also naked, it is good form to be pointy, gentlemen. Just a bit of advice.
If you're with someone who is also naked, it is good form to be pointy, gentlemen. Just a bit of advice.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
That makes for very awkward locker rooms
That makes for very awkward locker rooms
sje46
+0 -0
I like going into girls' locker rooms.
They don't like it that much though.
:(
I wish I had a father figure who'd taught me right from wrong.
I like going into girls' locker rooms.
They don't like it that much though.
:(
I wish I had a father figure who'd taught me right from wrong.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Son, always get permission before you go into a girl's . . . . . locker room.
Son, always get permission before you go into a girl's . . . . . locker room.
stereo
+0 -0
And always wear . . . a towel.
And always wear . . . a towel.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
And always try to remember she has eyes and a name.
And always try to remember she has eyes and a name.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
The eyes and name are important son. You gotta know where not to shoot, and who to write the check out to.
The eyes and name are important son. You gotta know where not to shoot, and who to write the check out to.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Ya' got it!
Ya' got it!
jlynes
+0 -0
Immoral, maybe.
Easier, definitely.
Immoral, maybe.
Easier, definitely.
missbee
+1 -1
I'm guessing I'm gonna be in the minority here, seeing as I like the RHCP...
Oh man, the views for this comic: 999
That is so crazy. That is...so...crazy.
Yay for staying up to type papers and discovering an Achewood update!
I'm guessing I'm gonna be in the minority here, seeing as I like the RHCP...
Oh man, the views for this comic: 999
That is so crazy. That is...so...crazy.
Yay for staying up to type papers and discovering an Achewood update!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Oh hee man all 999 viewers and that one guy all "I can see it later I got to clean the lo mein out from off the microwave plate." Classic.
Oh hee man all 999 viewers and that one guy all "I can see it later I got to clean the lo mein out from off the microwave plate." Classic.
caddon
+0 -0
Also included: a wide selection of hollow tubes, providing hundreds of fun makeshift tracheotomies.
Also included: a wide selection of hollow tubes, providing hundreds of fun makeshift tracheotomies.
daidai
+0 -0
Which are certainly the best kind of tracheotomy.
Which are certainly the best kind of tracheotomy.
ruzkin
+1 -0
"Oh hell man the mind goes to a place." Brilliant. My new catch-cry for when I manage to do anything right.
"Oh hell man the mind goes to a place." Brilliant. My new catch-cry for when I manage to do anything right.
halnewcome
+0 -0
Good idea but it seems a little long for a cry. I'd need a breath in the middle, at least. OHHH HELLL MAAAAN THE {{gasp!}} MIIIIND GOOOES TO A PLAAA {{thud}}
Good idea but it seems a little long for a cry. I'd need a breath in the middle, at least. OHHH HELLL MAAAAN THE {{gasp!}} MIIIIND GOOOES TO A PLAAA {{thud}}
whiteturtle
+0 -0
Notice how Beef is even more meek than usual (i.e. tinier words). He is proud that he saved his friend, and proud of the recognition from a Man of Science. But he is so uncomfortable with the notion of pride that he doesn't even realize it.
Notice how Beef is even more meek than usual (i.e. tinier words). He is proud that he saved his friend, and proud of the recognition from a Man of Science. But he is so uncomfortable with the notion of pride that he doesn't even realize it.
whiteturtle
+2 -0
uh ok I just checked and realized that his words aren't tinier. Fucking literary criticism is a joke
uh ok I just checked and realized that his words aren't tinier. Fucking literary criticism is a joke
boredom_man
+1 -0
Fucking literary critics, on the other hand...
Am I right? Am I RIGHT?
solonely
Fucking literary critics, on the other hand...
Am I right? Am I RIGHT?
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Derrida was great in the sack. There, I acknowledged your joke.
Derrida was great in the sack. There, I acknowledged your joke.
sje46
+0 -0
Can I hug you?
Can I hug you?
tekende
+0 -0
whiteturtle is back! And he thought he'd never return.
whiteturtle is back! And he thought he'd never return.
loneal
+0 -0
Hey you're back! How can this be happening? I watched your lifeline snap and the white blotch of your spacesuit getting smaller and smaller as you floated further away...
Hey you're back! How can this be happening? I watched your lifeline snap and the white blotch of your spacesuit getting smaller and smaller as you floated further away...
onepapertiger
+0 -0
v-chub for the throw-away concept
v-chub for the throw-away concept
sje46
+0 -0
Hi Dr. Andretti!
I see Mr. Onstad is bringing all his old characters back!
Hi Dr. Andretti!
I see Mr. Onstad is bringing all his old characters back!
aperson
+0 -0
'Superpenile Testicles' arguably sounds less like a Red Hot Chilli Pepper album . That's what Chris Onstad thought to himself when making this strip.
'Superpenile Testicles' arguably sounds less like a Red Hot Chilli Pepper album . That's what Chris Onstad thought to himself when making this strip.
mattfish
+2 -0
Heh! No, though.
Heh! No, though.
drmemory
+2 -0
For the fullest flavor, one must pronounce the second word of that phrase "TEST-ih-cleeze".
For the fullest flavor, one must pronounce the second word of that phrase "TEST-ih-cleeze".
saulbellow
+2 -0
I had a friend in high school who used to put an "eeze" at the end of every word to pluralize it -- "hand me those book-eeze," "want some chip-eeze," etc.
One day in history class we were supposed to compare our graded exams for some reason. He turned to the girl behind him and said "can I see your test-eeze"?
To her credit there was no beat missed: "I don't have any; I'm a girl."
I had a friend in high school who used to put an "eeze" at the end of every word to pluralize it -- "hand me those book-eeze," "want some chip-eeze," etc.
One day in history class we were supposed to compare our graded exams for some reason. He turned to the girl behind him and said "can I see your test-eeze"?
To her credit there was no beat missed: "I don't have any; I'm a girl."
tekende
+0 -0
That must have been an annoying friend, but heh heh, that's funny.
That must have been an annoying friend, but heh heh, that's funny.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
If you were still friends with this guy, you could say "What news from the north?" after his every sentence.
If you were still friends with this guy, you could say "What news from the north?" after his every sentence.
saulbellow
+0 -0
And then chortle and strike the pose your Brad Neely avacon is doing
And then chortle and strike the pose your Brad Neely avacon is doing
lechatbotte
+0 -0
". . . in my pants!"
". . . in my pants!"
anomalous3
+0 -0
which was named after....an....even....weirder move
which was named after....an....even....weirder move
aperson
+0 -0
na na na nah na
na na na nah na
run run run
run run run awayyyy.
na na na nah na
na na na nah na
run run run
run run run awayyyy.
morypcaina
+0 -0
oh oh oh OHH
aiiii-aiii-aaaaii-aiii-aiii
oh oh oh OHH
aiiii-aiii-aaaaii-aiii-aiii
nice-on-water
+0 -0
PSYCHO KILLER
FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
PSYCHO KILLER
FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
stereo
+0 -0
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
I think it's actually fa fa fa far fa not na na na nah na.
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
I think it's actually fa fa fa far fa not na na na nah na.
aperson
+2 -0
"superpenis
tes tih clay
fa fa fa fa fa etc (you were right about the fafafafafa)
"superpenis
tes tih clay
fa fa fa fa fa etc (you were right about the fafafafafa)
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I was gonna say that but didn't for fear of playing the dick.
I was gonna say that but didn't for fear of playing the dick.
kickstart
+0 -0
More Songs About Buildings and Dick
More Songs About Buildings and Dick
onepapertiger
+0 -0
WHY THE BIG DICK??
WHY THE BIG DICK??
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Stop Making Dicks.
This is fun.
Stop Making Dicks.
This is fun.
daidai
+2 -0
I find myself convinced that Lyle will find and use these items to preform unspeakble acts upon himself.
I find myself convinced that Lyle will find and use these items to preform unspeakble acts upon himself.
version
+0 -0
What's the difference between Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
What's the difference between Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
hardelicious
+3 -0
Tubman was respected until she died.
Tubman was respected until she died.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Not to be confused with Harriet Tubgirl.
Not to be confused with Harriet Tubgirl.
davey-boy
+0 -0
The difference between the Peppers and Tubgirl is that douchebags don't play Tubgirl excessively loud from their Sunfires.
The difference between the Peppers and Tubgirl is that douchebags don't play Tubgirl excessively loud from their Sunfires.
i_love_kate
+2 -0
I... What? How do you... play... tubgirl?
What?
I... What? How do you... play... tubgirl?
What?
cremlae
+3 -0
Tubgirl: a Hasbro Game
Number of players: 4
Goal: horrify and permanently scar a generation
Each player begins with a camera and an Internet. They take turns (counter-clockwise) rolling a six-sided bran-muffin. If the player rolls a six, she must draw a card from the Deck of Netherly Necessity. The player who first reaches ten cards from the Deck of Netherly Necessity is sent to the Restroom with the Broken Toilet. There are no winners.
Tubgirl: a Hasbro Game
Number of players: 4
Goal: horrify and permanently scar a generation
Each player begins with a camera and an Internet. They take turns (counter-clockwise) rolling a six-sided bran-muffin. If the player rolls a six, she must draw a card from the Deck of Netherly Necessity. The player who first reaches ten cards from the Deck of Netherly Necessity is sent to the Restroom with the Broken Toilet. There are no winners.
nice-on-water
+4 -0
Years later, Zapf would try unsuccessfully to cash in on the popular but copyrighted form of Tubgirl(c) for a doll and could only produce the disastrous Young Deborah Diarrhea-Consumption, now banned in the 48 continental United States (pending in Hawaii's Senate).
Years later, Zapf would try unsuccessfully to cash in on the popular but copyrighted form of Tubgirl(c) for a doll and could only produce the disastrous Young Deborah Diarrhea-Consumption, now banned in the 48 continental United States (pending in Hawaii's Senate).
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Man, there just aren't enough cubbies in the universe sometimes.
Man, there just aren't enough cubbies in the universe sometimes.
sje46
+0 -0
Don't worry Dad! I chubbied him for you!
Yay! Now I have two assetbar daddies!
Don't worry Dad! I chubbied him for you!
Yay! Now I have two assetbar daddies!
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Does that make your daddies gay .
Does that make your daddies gay .
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Are you at all confused by this?
Are you at all confused by this?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Are you suggesting it makes perfect sense ?
Are you suggesting it makes perfect sense ?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Honestly, there's a space in there.
Honestly, there's a space in there.
sje46
+0 -0
Lies.
Lies.
awksedperl
+0 -0
Stop Making Sense. Dammit, wrong thread.
Stop Making Sense. Dammit, wrong thread.
stereo
+0 -0
If chubbying your dads is wrong...
No nevermind, I'm happy with it being wrong.
If chubbying your dads is wrong...
No nevermind, I'm happy with it being wrong.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Oh, come on, buddy. You can spare a chubby!
Oh, come on, buddy. You can spare a chubby!
octafish
+0 -0
Once I had a railroad...
Once I had a railroad...
hedonismbot
+0 -0
I don't want to disparage your (extremely) generous mother, but there are about 10 of us here that could possibly be your father.
I don't want to disparage your (extremely) generous mother, but there are about 10 of us here that could possibly be your father.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Now, now, hedonismbot. You leave my "son" to my special "tuteledge". Go find your own impressionable little pet and leave mine alone.
Now, now, hedonismbot. You leave my "son" to my special "tuteledge". Go find your own impressionable little pet and leave mine alone.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
My pet ran off, grew her hair back and now impersonates some leafy, reapery, abstract thing. It's like I don't even know her anymore.
My pet ran off, grew her hair back and now impersonates some leafy, reapery, abstract thing. It's like I don't even know her anymore.
loneal
+0 -0
Well, maybe if you'd kept your looks, I would have stayed. You are not the Mexican bending robot I once loved.
Well, maybe if you'd kept your looks, I would have stayed. You are not the Mexican bending robot I once loved.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Please insert girder, indeed.
Please insert girder, indeed.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Can you honestly say you'd rather some manish-shaped pile of metal than my current shape? I come in 6 different speeds now. For cock's sack I have a damn hover feature so you can use me while on the phone and walking
Can you honestly say you'd rather some manish-shaped pile of metal than my current shape? I come in 6 different speeds now. For cock's sack I have a damn hover feature so you can use me while on the phone and walking
hedonismbot
+0 -0
That was supposed to be 'for cock's sake', not sack. Excuse me for partying.
That was supposed to be 'for cock's sake', not sack. Excuse me for partying.
davey-boy
+0 -0
Honestly, I never knew why you never used Caligubot as your avicon, what with the name, and penchant for Futurama robots, that would have made the most sense.
Honestly, I never knew why you never used Caligubot as your avicon, what with the name, and penchant for Futurama robots, that would have made the most sense.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
I have no idea what robot you are talking about
I have no idea what robot you are talking about
stereo
+0 -0
Hang on, I have it somewhere...
Oh wait, I can't edit, so you won't see this until I find it. Regardless..
(5 minutes pass)
Hang on, I have it somewhere...
Oh wait, I can't edit, so you won't see this until I find it. Regardless..
(5 minutes pass)
davey-boy
+0 -0
My bad. The one I was thinking of was actually Hedonismbot. You never used him.
My bad. The one I was thinking of was actually Hedonismbot. You never used him.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
What's this "Futurama" you people are speaking of?
What's this "Futurama" you people are speaking of?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I wish people said that more often to me. In real life too.
I wish people said that more often to me. In real life too.
invidious
+0 -0
Huh, I was wrong. I thought it was because tubgirl had more artistic merit.
I'm a Mike Patton fan until I die, so I'm still holding onto that "RHCP vs. Faith No More" grudge from 263 years ago.
Huh, I was wrong. I thought it was because tubgirl had more artistic merit.
I'm a Mike Patton fan until I die, so I'm still holding onto that "RHCP vs. Faith No More" grudge from 263 years ago.
morypcaina
+0 -0
Yeah, that's the grudge that annoys me about them too. Other than that, I don't hate them, but they do take themselves way too seriously (or maybe it's just Kiedis).
Yeah, that's the grudge that annoys me about them too. Other than that, I don't hate them, but they do take themselves way too seriously (or maybe it's just Kiedis).
woodenteeth
+0 -0
For the uninitiated Keidis thought Patton ripped off his moves and hair . Keidis was constantly high and Patton was/is a frustrated pervert. Patton always wins however.
For the uninitiated Keidis thought Patton ripped off his moves and hair . Keidis was constantly high and Patton was/is a frustrated pervert. Patton always wins however.
therivalcycle
+2 -0
One was a heroin to the slaves, the others slaves to heroin
One was a heroin to the slaves, the others slaves to heroin
usversusthem
+1 -0
Those slaves were just completely addicted to Harriet Tubman. Tragic, really.
Those slaves were just completely addicted to Harriet Tubman. Tragic, really.
paperboy_2000
+1 -0
Harriet Tubman didn't escort former slaves to the north wearing only a sock over her junk?
Harriet Tubman didn't escort former slaves to the north wearing only a sock over her junk?
hardelicious
+0 -0
little known fact:
she did.
little known fact:
she did.
stereo
+1 -0
You've just unlocked:
Porn History
Sock Outfit
Human Trafficking
You've just unlocked:
Porn History
Sock Outfit
Human Trafficking
westsider8
+0 -0
I'm afraid I can no longer lend Dr. Andretti my full trust knowing that he drives something as down market as a Miata. Even if he can use Latin correctly.
I'm afraid I can no longer lend Dr. Andretti my full trust knowing that he drives something as down market as a Miata. Even if he can use Latin correctly.
nbeer
+0 -0
There is something so forlorn about the way the Love Goose's legs and neck dangle...
There is something so forlorn about the way the Love Goose's legs and neck dangle...
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Committed to a life of servitude under the fleshy posteriors of common Lancaster Mennonites, I wouldn't be so happy either.
Sharp minds will know what "fleshy posterior" is from.
Committed to a life of servitude under the fleshy posteriors of common Lancaster Mennonites, I wouldn't be so happy either.
Sharp minds will know what "fleshy posterior" is from.
spinynorman
+0 -0
that's my least favorite kind of mennonite
that's my least favorite kind of mennonite
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I don't know, the upstate NY and Ohio brands are particularly ire-getting.
I don't know, the upstate NY and Ohio brands are particularly ire-getting.
redphillip
+0 -0
It does look forlorn, but it just needs to be inflated. Then it will be, you know, bouncy .
It does look forlorn, but it just needs to be inflated. Then it will be, you know, bouncy .
randyleepublic
+0 -0
Hey! Where is Little Nephew? Ray better get off his broken ass and find his ward, no?
Anybody going to the GOF party?
Hey! Where is Little Nephew? Ray better get off his broken ass and find his ward, no?
Anybody going to the GOF party?
loneal
+0 -0
I will be there! I think.
I will be there! I think.
randyleepublic
+0 -0
I'm probably going, but it gives me the willys. I mean how do you approach someone you respect as much a you do Onstad just to try to show a little appreciation, and not feel like you have made a complete ass of self?
I'm probably going, but it gives me the willys. I mean how do you approach someone you respect as much a you do Onstad just to try to show a little appreciation, and not feel like you have made a complete ass of self?
lechatbotte
+1 -0
You start by getting that he is only human, and is likely sick of differential treatment. Just treat him like any other dude, and he will hella appreciate it.
I was once chatting with Bob Proctor at a worldwide event where he was the key-note speaker. As we were conversing jovially, a woman approached so circumspectly that youdda thought she had dug a trench on the way, not meriting standing on the same level as him. It was all, "I didn't know if I dared approach you," and the like.
He looked at her square on and said, "Knock it off, please." He then explained that this was just his job. It didn't make him any more human or more important. He still put his pants on one leg at a time. (I already knew that, but he surprised me with the corrollary.) "And if you can treat me as being more human just because of what I do for a living, there are people you treat as less because of what they do, and they know it, and they resent you for it."
Man, just get that we all love what he does , but it don't say a thing about who he is. Just treat him like a dude, and that's how he'll treat you.
You start by getting that he is only human, and is likely sick of differential treatment. Just treat him like any other dude, and he will hella appreciate it.
I was once chatting with Bob Proctor at a worldwide event where he was the key-note speaker. As we were conversing jovially, a woman approached so circumspectly that youdda thought she had dug a trench on the way, not meriting standing on the same level as him. It was all, "I didn't know if I dared approach you," and the like.
He looked at her square on and said, "Knock it off, please." He then explained that this was just his job. It didn't make him any more human or more important. He still put his pants on one leg at a time. (I already knew that, but he surprised me with the corrollary.) "And if you can treat me as being more human just because of what I do for a living, there are people you treat as less because of what they do, and they know it, and they resent you for it."
Man, just get that we all love what he does , but it don't say a thing about who he is. Just treat him like a dude, and that's how he'll treat you.
brycemidas
+1 -0
I'm pretty sure that my truck needs some differential treatment.
I'm pretty sure that my truck needs some differential treatment.
aperson
+0 -0
Chat, I hope you interposed yourself between the understandably apprehensive woman and the needlessly offensive man and told him in no uncertain terms that any further sass would have to go through you. ;-)
Chat, I hope you interposed yourself between the understandably apprehensive woman and the needlessly offensive man and told him in no uncertain terms that any further sass would have to go through you. ;-)
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Nah. I'm cool with it just like it is.
Nah. I'm cool with it just like it is.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Are we supposed to know who Bob Proctor is? It sounds like the setup for a bad proctologist joke. Is this some old person's thing?
Are we supposed to know who Bob Proctor is? It sounds like the setup for a bad proctologist joke. Is this some old person's thing?
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Nah. I wish I was that clever.
He's a motivational speaker from the day. Likely retired by now. He was on a par with Denis Waitly or Anthony Robbins. I enjoyed his books, even when they annoyed me.
Nah. I wish I was that clever.
He's a motivational speaker from the day. Likely retired by now. He was on a par with Denis Waitly or Anthony Robbins. I enjoyed his books, even when they annoyed me.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Nope, not retired. I just checked. All over Youtube and the web if you look for him.
Nope, not retired. I just checked. All over Youtube and the web if you look for him.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Man, some people really get into this stuff!
Man, some people really get into this stuff!
budenhagen
+0 -0
... I put my pants on both (all three) legs at a time. I've never been told that it's odd, but then again it's a rare thing for someone to see me put my pants on.
... I put my pants on both (all three) legs at a time. I've never been told that it's odd, but then again it's a rare thing for someone to see me put my pants on.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I'm sorry you lost your fourth leg.
I'm sorry you lost your fourth leg.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
People like that need to be told things like this. The "pants one leg at a time" smacks of yuppie-speak, but it still stands: a dude is a dude, no matter what kinda shit you see around them.
People like that need to be told things like this. The "pants one leg at a time" smacks of yuppie-speak, but it still stands: a dude is a dude, no matter what kinda shit you see around them.
loneal
+0 -0
What about the dudettes?
What about the dudettes?
davey-boy
+1 -0
Well, I ain't wearin' no gunny sack, if that's what your asking.
Well, I ain't wearin' no gunny sack, if that's what your asking.
loneal
+1 -0
Reader, I lol'd.
Reader, I lol'd.
onepapertiger
+0 -0
The dudette is basically whatever is around her. It is a sort of clear, horrible noise where a Soul belongs.
The dudette is basically whatever is around her. It is a sort of clear, horrible noise where a Soul belongs.
drskradley
+0 -0
I would go and have wonderfully awkward conversations with everyone I may or may not recognise from Assetbar, hopefully leading to me getting 4/4 twisted on many of whatever they attempt to claim is a good martini and then climbing something I shouldn't and breaking eventually breaking a table or two - if only it wasn't across a very large ocean from me.
And/or I also didn't have enough money to wipe my ass with in order to pay for the flight, and wasn't highly maxed about the feel of cleaning my sphincter with currency.
Have fun, y'all. Take photos and shit.
I would go and have wonderfully awkward conversations with everyone I may or may not recognise from Assetbar, hopefully leading to me getting 4/4 twisted on many of whatever they attempt to claim is a good martini and then climbing something I shouldn't and breaking eventually breaking a table or two - if only it wasn't across a very large ocean from me.
And/or I also didn't have enough money to wipe my ass with in order to pay for the flight, and wasn't highly maxed about the feel of cleaning my sphincter with currency.
Have fun, y'all. Take photos and shit.
budenhagen
+3 -0
I believe proper etiquette is to hand him a $50 and meekly ask to touch his no-nos.
I believe proper etiquette is to hand him a $50 and meekly ask to touch his no-nos.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Right on!
Right on!
octafish
+2 -0
I gotta get me some Morgan's for me organs.
I gotta get me some Morgan's for me organs.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
"Oh Ray? He'll be fine."
"Oh Ray? He'll be fine."
saulbellow
+0 -0
Oh, proclaim on that lack of closure
Oh, proclaim on that lack of closure
nice-on-water
+2 -0
Excuse me while I get huffy.
grmrfgrglmrpfrf
Excuse me while I get huffy.
grmrfgrglmrpfrf
i_love_kate
+0 -0
That assortment of letters made me so happy that I just had to try to articulate it.
My vocal cords haven't stopped convulsing yet, and the doctor says they never will.
That assortment of letters made me so happy that I just had to try to articulate it.
My vocal cords haven't stopped convulsing yet, and the doctor says they never will.
sje46
+0 -0
You went to a doctor in those 24 minutes?
You went to a doctor in those 24 minutes?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Those ain't no freak outs neither, I picked those letters specifically because I wanted to sound as huffy as possible. I articulated it as I typed it. I am proud.
Those ain't no freak outs neither, I picked those letters specifically because I wanted to sound as huffy as possible. I articulated it as I typed it. I am proud.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
You're not doing it right.
You're not doing it right.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Man, how foolish they were to dream of getting their franks over their beans.
Man, how foolish they were to dream of getting their franks over their beans.
i_love_kate
+0 -1
Anyone else notice that Beef's hands start shaking i the last panel, most likely at the thought of a new Red Hot Chili Peppers album?
(A band that I quite like, by the way.)
Anyone else notice that Beef's hands start shaking i the last panel, most likely at the thought of a new Red Hot Chili Peppers album?
(A band that I quite like, by the way.)
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I thought he was just kind of weighing the God-device in his hands as he waxed poetic.
I thought he was just kind of weighing the God-device in his hands as he waxed poetic.
possums
+0 -0
The ways we used to try to play God
The ways we used to try to play God
sje46
+0 -0
I like this line.
I like this line.
aperson
+0 -0
Cue 'your sad eagle is so apt' responses .
Cue 'your sad eagle is so apt' responses .
possums
+0 -0
I was even tempted to write "in before 'perfect comment/avatar' responses"
still waiting on that I suppose.
I was even tempted to write "in before 'perfect comment/avatar' responses"
still waiting on that I suppose.
grombly
+1 -0
Rad Hot Chili Peppers
Rad Hot Chili Peppers
pogo
+0 -0
I'm gonna Morgan's Tape your nards, boy, if you don't behave!
I'm gonna Morgan's Tape your nards, boy, if you don't behave!
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Do your worst Po-Go. I gots a spare set.
Do your worst Po-Go. I gots a spare set.
chuwie
+0 -0
I'm not sure how comfortable I would be telling people that I'm alive thanks to the Pennsylvania Love Goose.
I'm not sure how comfortable I would be telling people that I'm alive thanks to the Pennsylvania Love Goose.
drmemory
+5 -0
They can just put that on your tombstone, then. "Here lies chuwie/For the worse/Could've been saved/But goose-averse" "(Burma-Shave)"
They can just put that on your tombstone, then. "Here lies chuwie/For the worse/Could've been saved/But goose-averse" "(Burma-Shave)"
nice-on-water
+0 -0
He has several tombstones in the form of billboards? On the highway? In the '40s?
MY FEELINGS ARE POSITIVE.
He has several tombstones in the form of billboards? On the highway? In the '40s?
MY FEELINGS ARE POSITIVE.
stereo
+0 -0
He needed a large grave... they had to travel in time to get it finished by the time he died and Burma Shave sponsored some of it.
He needed a large grave... they had to travel in time to get it finished by the time he died and Burma Shave sponsored some of it.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
For not making sense, that makes sense. You KNOW what I MEAN.
For not making sense, that makes sense. You KNOW what I MEAN.
desert_donkey
+0 -0
average. 3.
average. 3.
prettyrad
+0 -0
My 3 was for gross-ness. I didn't know whether to laugh, or retch slightly and cross my legs.
My 3 was for gross-ness. I didn't know whether to laugh, or retch slightly and cross my legs.
desert_donkey
+0 -0
this got high ratings 'cuz there are those that still *ggiggles* when they hear the word "penis" or "testicle" or "scrotum". stupid.
i still laugh when i hear "Lake Titticaca". but those other 3 words are played out.
this got high ratings 'cuz there are those that still *ggiggles* when they hear the word "penis" or "testicle" or "scrotum". stupid.
i still laugh when i hear "Lake Titticaca". but those other 3 words are played out.
aperson
+0 -0
Titticaca - oh that is simply the limit.
Titticaca - oh that is simply the limit.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Oh hee man
Oh hee man
desert_donkey
+0 -0
Matt Groenig has a list of like 6 things that will get middle schoolers to laugh. that is the only one i can remember.
Matt Groenig has a list of like 6 things that will get middle schoolers to laugh. that is the only one i can remember.
paperboy_2000
+0 -0
I am posting this strip in my medicine cabinet to convince nosy visitors that it is actually a medicine cabinet.
I am posting this strip in my medicine cabinet to convince nosy visitors that it is actually a medicine cabinet.
fattybeaver
+1 -0
When I first opened the page I glanced at the comic before actually reading it. For some reason I thought that panel six was them rolling up the cork screw dick of that bird. Now this was a good strip, but now I feel not as good as it could have been. Someone needs to write some lines for the panels with beef just staring at what should be a rolled up dick. I really want to know what he would have to say about it, and why he is ok with holding it(maybe cuz its science?).
When I first opened the page I glanced at the comic before actually reading it. For some reason I thought that panel six was them rolling up the cork screw dick of that bird. Now this was a good strip, but now I feel not as good as it could have been. Someone needs to write some lines for the panels with beef just staring at what should be a rolled up dick. I really want to know what he would have to say about it, and why he is ok with holding it(maybe cuz its science?).
fattybeaver
+0 -0
https://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm I think that is why I thought of it that way. Was this posted on here earlier?
https://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm I think that is why I thought of it that way. Was this posted on here earlier?
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Yea, I posted it at some point, though I forget why.
Yea, I posted it at some point, though I forget why.
achilleselbow
+0 -0
Er, I mean NICE AVATAR *keeps scrolling without answering question*
Er, I mean NICE AVATAR *keeps scrolling without answering question*
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Ya' caught me.
Ya' caught me.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
So... Titties huh?
So... Titties huh?
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Come on fellas! Hubba hubba!
Come on fellas! Hubba hubba!
imitationcrab
+0 -0
"MAGNUM CUM LAUDE" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
album drops late September 2008.
"MAGNUM CUM LAUDE" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
album drops late September 2008.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
lolcum
lolcum
awksedperl
+0 -0
Buy "Magnum Cum Louder" by Hoodoo Gurus. You'll probably like it better. Chiefly because it's not RHCP. Zing!
Buy "Magnum Cum Louder" by Hoodoo Gurus. You'll probably like it better. Chiefly because it's not RHCP. Zing!
baryonyx
+0 -0
This arc is the long-absent minor character moment to shine. Tina and Andretti are being revisited and revamped.
This arc is the long-absent minor character moment to shine. Tina and Andretti are being revisited and revamped.
tommythebrat
+0 -0
Where the hell did Tina go?
Where the hell did Tina go?
octafish
+0 -0
She 's behind you .
She 's behind you .
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Not fast enough.
Not fast enough.
daidai
+0 -0
Hopefully, back to hell.
Hopefully, back to hell.
sje46
+0 -0
When was the last time we saw Todd (besides teh wedding)?
When was the last time we saw Todd (besides teh wedding)?
davey-boy
+0 -0
She checkin' on her man, stoopit!
She checkin' on her man, stoopit!
gladi8orrex
+343 -1
ur hair shimmers like a star
an i lub u 4 who u r
ur skin is smooth lik an frond
ur pressence maks me haphap eery day
even so ders one ting i mus say
i wish u were blonde
dat is and joke pome wish gots me in and mood 4 and other joke her goes
a balck wome goes up 2 da DMV tellar an is lik i gots 2 get sum bizzness done or whatevs? so da tellars all ye ye ye fill ot dis fome an on da fome der is and item 4 how many kids an da balk woman rights 12b an den it has and box 4 dey nams an balck wome rights leroy an den fills out da rset an ands it in. da tellars all wows, 12b kids but u only wrote 1 name miss and da balck woman saiz "oh daiz all named leroys" and da tellar says "Singular! but how dus u tells dem aport when u calls dem?" den the balck wome saiz "oh den i use they last names"
hehe thx 2 u allz
ur hair shimmers like a star
an i lub u 4 who u r
ur skin is smooth lik an frond
ur pressence maks me haphap eery day
even so ders one ting i mus say
i wish u were blonde
dat is and joke pome wish gots me in and mood 4 and other joke her goes
a balck wome goes up 2 da DMV tellar an is lik i gots 2 get sum bizzness done or whatevs? so da tellars all ye ye ye fill ot dis fome an on da fome der is and item 4 how many kids an da balk woman rights 12b an den it has and box 4 dey nams an balck wome rights leroy an den fills out da rset an ands it in. da tellars all wows, 12b kids but u only wrote 1 name miss and da balck woman saiz "oh daiz all named leroys" and da tellar says "Singular! but how dus u tells dem aport when u calls dem?" den the balck wome saiz "oh den i use they last names"
hehe thx 2 u allz
thorfinn
+1 -0
gladi8orrex, making racism cool again.
gladi8orrex, making racism cool again.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Man I hate this guy (gladi8orrex) but I have to adopt "Singular!" somehow for everyday use. Maybe just as an exclamation sprung from intentional misunderstandings.
"So I went to the store and got a gallon of milk."
" Three gallons of milk?"
"...One gallon."
"Singular! Then what?"
Man I hate this guy (gladi8orrex) but I have to adopt "Singular!" somehow for everyday use. Maybe just as an exclamation sprung from intentional misunderstandings.
"So I went to the store and got a gallon of milk."
" Three gallons of milk?"
"...One gallon."
"Singular! Then what?"
octafish
+1 -1
Ok I'm going to give it a burl...
mah grlfeind sez ta meh teh uver dai "iz fink yo iz prevertd" sow Ah sayz "prevertd dat iz beeg wrd fuh a tehn yr auld"
hehe lolz to fnish
How did I do?
Ok I'm going to give it a burl...
mah grlfeind sez ta meh teh uver dai "iz fink yo iz prevertd" sow Ah sayz "prevertd dat iz beeg wrd fuh a tehn yr auld"
hehe lolz to fnish
How did I do?
thorfinn
+0 -0
Perhaps it is only a coincidence that OCTA fish is rather good at impersonating gladi 8 orrex, but I am smelling something fishy, and I do not think it is the bouillabaise I had for lunch.
Perhaps it is only a coincidence that OCTA fish is rather good at impersonating gladi 8 orrex, but I am smelling something fishy, and I do not think it is the bouillabaise I had for lunch.
octafish
+2 -0
Well I haven't checked but I am assuming the lame I got was from Gladdi himself. I think it was because I wrote "mah grlfeind sez ta meh" when I should have written " mah grlfeind aez 2 meh".
Well I haven't checked but I am assuming the lame I got was from Gladdi himself. I think it was because I wrote "mah grlfeind sez ta meh" when I should have written " mah grlfeind aez 2 meh".
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Oh no. The Chick tracts were right! WE'VE BEEN CURSED WITH THE CURSE OF BABEL!! (I blame myself.)
Oh no. The Chick tracts were right! WE'VE BEEN CURSED WITH THE CURSE OF BABEL!! (I blame myself.)
davey-boy
+0 -0
iv u wana loffer, i od neting u ax me 2
iv u wana divrent cndov luv, i put on max fer u
iv u wana pdnr tk ma and
iv u wana trik meh dwn n engra, u no u can.
im ur man
lonird cowhen, lol, dho he jewizh
iv u wana loffer, i od neting u ax me 2
iv u wana divrent cndov luv, i put on max fer u
iv u wana pdnr tk ma and
iv u wana trik meh dwn n engra, u no u can.
im ur man
lonird cowhen, lol, dho he jewizh
stereo
+0 -0
Good job guy, there are some spelled right words in there. Yes there are!
Good job guy, there are some spelled right words in there. Yes there are!
tekende
+0 -0
Racist or no, that was funny.
Racist or no, that was funny.
loneal
+1 -0
Dang, I don't have to be falseprophet to know black America's feelings on that asset.
Dang, I don't have to be falseprophet to know black America's feelings on that asset.
tekende
+0 -0
Black America's feelings on that asset would not affect much whether I think it's funny.
Black America's feelings on that asset would not affect much whether I think it's funny.
stereo
+0 -0
If it bothers you that much, pretend it's a white woman and she named them all "Matt".
I've seen it happened.
If it bothers you that much, pretend it's a white woman and she named them all "Matt".
I've seen it happened.
stereo
+0 -0
Also, seen it happen.
Also, seen it happen.
gladi8orrex
+331 -0
i can mak repsot?
i can mak repsot?
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
Void America's feelings on this asset are: not amused
Void America's feelings on this asset are: not amused
theirateturk
+0 -0
I have nothing to contribute but feel obliged to post.
I have nothing to contribute but feel obliged to post.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Do you need a hug?
Do you need a hug?
theirateturk
+0 -0
You know, I think I do.
You know, I think I do.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
{huuug}
Better now?
{huuug}
Better now?
theirateturk
+0 -0
no :(
no :(
budenhagen
+0 -0
What if we hugged... with no pants?
What if we hugged... with no pants?
theirateturk
+0 -0
DEAL.
DEAL.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
"considerable weight vs. volume", a.k.a. density. come on, beef, you knew that one.
"considerable weight vs. volume", a.k.a. density. come on, beef, you knew that one.
thorfinn
+1 -0
density is actually a measure of mass vs. volume, weight is a force.
density is actually a measure of mass vs. volume, weight is a force.
sje46
+0 -0
I second this mathematical fact.
I second this mathematical fact.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
touché
touché
lechatbotte
+1 -0
(touche')
(touche')
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
Nice assist, dude. Cheers. And jeers to assetbar for failing to handle a simple accent aigu. So much for a domain run by a guy named L'Heureux! (What's up, Israel? You ever read this shit? If so, I'm just razzin' you.)
Nice assist, dude. Cheers. And jeers to assetbar for failing to handle a simple accent aigu. So much for a domain run by a guy named L'Heureux! (What's up, Israel? You ever read this shit? If so, I'm just razzin' you.)
gladi8orrex
+328 -1
EERY ONE I CAN POST WINEVEER AGAIN!
thx 2 eery1 4 ur chupz it elped me i am so hap haps! i can post as man tims as i lik now!
EERY ONE I CAN POST WINEVEER AGAIN!
thx 2 eery1 4 ur chupz it elped me i am so hap haps! i can post as man tims as i lik now!
gladi8orrex
+315 -1
the proof
the proof
sje46
+1 -0
I chubbied you to equal out those lames.
I chubbied you to equal out those lames.
nice-on-water
+1 -1
It's people like you that make auto-ignore necessary. Thank God I can't see him.
It's people like you that make auto-ignore necessary. Thank God I can't see him.
sje46
+1 -0
I don't recall him saying anything really offensive.
I don't recall him saying anything really offensive.
octafish
+1 -0
...if you are white that is...
...if you are white that is...
loneal
+0 -0
Thank you for this, octafish. Everyone is already sick of me talking about wimmins and queers and trannies all the time. If I get into this one, too, I feel like I'll pop up on the universal ignore list right quick. You must take the burden. You must go on.
(Fuuuuck, I really need to stop looking at Assetbar after taking an Ambien. I apologize in advance if this post makes no sense. I can't evaluate it properly right now.)
Thank you for this, octafish. Everyone is already sick of me talking about wimmins and queers and trannies all the time. If I get into this one, too, I feel like I'll pop up on the universal ignore list right quick. You must take the burden. You must go on.
(Fuuuuck, I really need to stop looking at Assetbar after taking an Ambien. I apologize in advance if this post makes no sense. I can't evaluate it properly right now.)
sje46
+0 -0
But Ilike black people.
They contributed to our culture.
Look at Billy Preston.
But Ilike black people.
They contributed to our culture.
Look at Billy Preston.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
"GLBT - isn't that some kinda sandwich?"
"GLBT - isn't that some kinda sandwich?"
hedonismbot
+0 -0
A joke: What is the difference between a wimmin, a queer, and a tranny?
A: Five dollars for punchline
A joke: What is the difference between a wimmin, a queer, and a tranny?
A: Five dollars for punchline
nice-on-water
+0 -0
It's not offensive in a "ack! my delicate sensibilities!" way, it's offensive in a troll way. Let's call it a lambast of my intellect.
It's not offensive in a "ack! my delicate sensibilities!" way, it's offensive in a troll way. Let's call it a lambast of my intellect.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Surely you can accept that some people sometimes really don't want to see what gladi8orrex has to say.
Surely you can accept that some people sometimes really don't want to see what gladi8orrex has to say.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I wouldn't know. I'm always left wondering WHAT he said.
I wouldn't know. I'm always left wondering WHAT he said.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
And that's why you don't want to read it.
And that's why you don't want to read it.
budenhagen
+0 -0
Cathy uses No More Tears on her Delicate Sensibilities. Talk about Ack!!!
Cathy uses No More Tears on her Delicate Sensibilities. Talk about Ack!!!
stereo
+0 -0
I don't know why people need to use v-chubs so much, I just chubbed gladi8or 4 times in a row.
I don't know why people need to use v-chubs so much, I just chubbed gladi8or 4 times in a row.
featurelessvoid
+0 -0
Quote:
Translation:
tuh profe 4 u
Quote:
the proof
Translation:
tuh profe 4 u
featurelessvoid
+2 -0
Quote:
Translation:
Everyone, I can postulate like a winner again!
Thanks to everyone for your chaps; it helped me. I am sore, but what happens happens. I can post as many times as I like now!
Commentary:
gladi8orrex had faltered in his Assetbar-posting endeavors and lost his confidence. With the support of his fans, though, he was able to climb right back up on that horse and ride.
The whole horse thing is metaphorical rather than literal. I think.
Quote:
EERY ONE I CAN POST WINEVEER AGAIN!
thx 2 eery1 4 ur chupz it elped me i am so hap haps! i can post as man tims as i lik now!
thx 2 eery1 4 ur chupz it elped me i am so hap haps! i can post as man tims as i lik now!
Translation:
Everyone, I can postulate like a winner again!
Thanks to everyone for your chaps; it helped me. I am sore, but what happens happens. I can post as many times as I like now!
Commentary:
gladi8orrex had faltered in his Assetbar-posting endeavors and lost his confidence. With the support of his fans, though, he was able to climb right back up on that horse and ride.
The whole horse thing is metaphorical rather than literal. I think.
baryonyx
+0 -0
Hey.
Do that more.
Hey.
Do that more.
kamet
+1 -0
sje46
+0 -0
Funny 'cause of the 69 or 420?
Or both?
Funny 'cause of the 69 or 420?
Or both?
gladi8orrex
+197 -0
st expwy - t = sexpwy
st expwy - t = sexpwy
gowerski
+0 -0
You are wordgames. I'm glad you can speak again but don't overdo it. I can also see that your lame button is healthy too
You are wordgames. I'm glad you can speak again but don't overdo it. I can also see that your lame button is healthy too
sje46
+0 -0
He is the next James Joyce.
He is the next James Joyce.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
I don't get it?
I don't get it?
sje46
+0 -0
Because of the word games. Ya know. Puns.
See: https://www.trentu.ca/faculty/jjoyce/fw-3.htm
Dad.
Because of the word games. Ya know. Puns.
See: https://www.trentu.ca/faculty/jjoyce/fw-3.htm
Dad.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
He is also Joyce because nobody has a fucking clue what he's saying.
He is also Joyce because nobody has a fucking clue what he's saying.
sje46
+0 -0
I can understand a lot of Ulysses and all of Portrait and Dubliners.
I can understand a lot of Ulysses and all of Portrait and Dubliners.
hedonismbot
+0 -0
Portrait and Dubliners are accessible, if dull. Try the damn Wake. Buy yourself some laxative while you are at it. It makes the effort go more smoothly.
Portrait and Dubliners are accessible, if dull. Try the damn Wake. Buy yourself some laxative while you are at it. It makes the effort go more smoothly.
sje46
+0 -0
I just like to open up Ulysses at random and open up sparknotes.
You can buy the Skeleton Key to understand Wake.
I agree about the dullness of Dubliners and Portrait, although I liked some of Dubliners. Araby .
I just like to open up Ulysses at random and open up sparknotes.
You can buy the Skeleton Key to understand Wake.
I agree about the dullness of Dubliners and Portrait, although I liked some of Dubliners. Araby .
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Oh dang I just read that in my Modern British Writers class. Raw .
Oh dang I just read that in my Modern British Writers class. Raw .
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Yeah. The whole Joyce thing just seem unclear to me.
Yeah. The whole Joyce thing just seem unclear to me.
irondave
+0 -0
Exactly.
Exactly.
kamet
+0 -0
Eh, this was the exit I used to get home every day for a few years. I guess familiarity breeds personal funny.
Eh, this was the exit I used to get home every day for a few years. I guess familiarity breeds personal funny.
the-maddr-oneal
+0 -0
"OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"
"69, dudes."
"OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"
"69, dudes."
milkpants
+0 -0
ooh, the kansas turnpike area.
ooh, the kansas turnpike area.
octafish
+0 -0
Is... is every one still alive? Did the Large Hadron Collider end the world?
Is... is every one still alive? Did the Large Hadron Collider end the world?
sje46
+0 -0
It ended that one we were just in, but there are still an infinite amount of Universes left we can crash at.
It ended that one we were just in, but there are still an infinite amount of Universes left we can crash at.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
Oh, the end is near. We've started a chain reaction. It will speed up with the next ten firings of the collider, and will then proceed at a predictable pace regardless of what else happens, finally culminating with the complete destruction of the earth. And it will only take the next ten million years! (Of course, the greatest likelihood is that the sun will have already gone red giant and burned the earth out of existence about that same time.) So, like I say, the end is near.
In terms of geological time.
Oh, the end is near. We've started a chain reaction. It will speed up with the next ten firings of the collider, and will then proceed at a predictable pace regardless of what else happens, finally culminating with the complete destruction of the earth. And it will only take the next ten million years! (Of course, the greatest likelihood is that the sun will have already gone red giant and burned the earth out of existence about that same time.) So, like I say, the end is near.
In terms of geological time.
milkpants
+0 -0
i loathe RHCP
i loathe RHCP
lemondropkid
+0 -0
I probably just have one of those brains that is confused by Shapes, but I don't understand the line coming out of Roast Beef's elbow in panel 6.
I probably just have one of those brains that is confused by Shapes, but I don't understand the line coming out of Roast Beef's elbow in panel 6.
tasteful
+0 -0
that is a Thigh
that is a Thigh
ruralelectric
+0 -0
perhaps the most intimate look into roast beefs mind that we have seen yet
perhaps the most intimate look into roast beefs mind that we have seen yet
I plead guilty, motherfucker!
(that was an alt text thing. in case it wasn't clear.)
A comment left by drskradley was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Spoon, changuitotuerto, ConnorMc, mystkmanat, Wite_Rabit, PVench)
Go to bed it is like 12.30 and tomorrow is a school day.
This is relevant because I have regular insomnia and I am a school teacher.
Many may argue that this is still not late: don't judge me. You've not had my life.
YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN! DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!
Yeah, that's what your archaic testes said.
Whose testes are old, mo-fo?!
Pogo's so old he hyphenated mo and fo. Damn.
Mo and Fo are probably letters from the Sumerian alphabet.
...named by Pogo.
OH GOD DAMN.
Pogo's mo-fo a go-go!
I misread that as "the Superman alphabet" and was wondering why Superman couldn't just use A through Z like everybody else.
Because he's super .
I thought the same thing
italics for emphasis
Skimppy bikinis have the same effect.
YES.
We must continue this debate. Pro or amateur bikinis?
I am pro-bikini.
I KNOW WHAT THE DEBATE WAS ABOUT I SAW IT YESTERDAY DONT YELL AT ME
Are we talking about the nuclear bomb test site, or the fact that everyone missed out on the obvious "because he has a superpenis, duh" line a few posts earlier?
Neither.
We need pictures to continue the debate.
I need pictures of pro girls in bikinis modeling, and amateur girls in bikinis, simply being .
oh dude. you reeeeally have to take a closer look at the avatar that started this debate. lady has a man head. it is the Ap(h)ex of grossness.
I know he does have a man's head (I realized that weeks ago), but that isn't what caused the debate.
See: the last strip's comments.
Besides, man's head or not, a bikini adds emphasis .
Because he's an asshole.
JANES WORLD is a comic about lesbians almost all the people in it are lesbians I predict great things for it does anyone know of any similar comics these days my understanding is that all of JANES WORLD are re-runs. I have known some lesbians in my time and I can report that JANES WORLD is an accurate portrayl of lesbian... culture, for lack of a better world. I do not know if there are any MOIST CLITS specifically portrayed in JANES WORLD but if you read between the lines they are all over the place in this comic. So again, please let me know if you know of any comparable contemporary comics. Thanks very much X X O
world s/b word. typo. sorry.
If you tilt your head the right way and make the right 2 folds, you can make your own lesbian porn out of $5 bills.
?
Possibly because he's an alien.
It's funny because you messed up the BBCODE.
A comment left by cleanfatback was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by dayvancowboy, gladi8orrex, tonysleeves)
aggh fucking apostraphes
I'm really impressed with how mannerly everyone is being toward cleanfatback. He's done some things here which I thought for sure would get him lamed into oblivion, but everyone's just taking a breath and bein' cool. That's nice.
So am I.
I messed up a LOT of stuff. I was sure the link would work...
So thanks guys.
The link doesn't work! Fix it FIX IT!
AUUGH!
Oh yes .
Wonderful job. I really like it, and it's even better when I can read the lyrics.
It's like Kraftwerk if Kraftwerk was British and did acid.
I wrote that before I heard the second half. That segue turned this song from interesting novelty into fascinating art.
To any Metalocalypse fans, I imagined Dr. Rockzo the rock and roll clown saying that.
Norrin, there is nothing about doing cocaine in this strip or in the alt-text.
Yeah, no sign of Todd anywhere.
he does cocaine.
Seriously dude. A lotta cocaine.
WAIT! EVERYONE! This is important.
The Inbox sorts by most recent now.
Wait. The alarm was raised yesterday.
That's like...when the commander receives the dispatch from Washington that reads "Consider Japanese hostilities imminent" amid the flames of Pearl Harbor.
These things happen, I found the comment helpful.