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Ku Klux Messagebard Tuesday, February 25, 2003 • read strip Viewing 44 comments:

Bonus points for use of word "Negress", abbreviation of "please" as "pls" rather than "plz". Some white supremicists are highly literate, this is why they are so dangerous.

He even used a period to denote abbv.! How nice!

A comment left by nsrdude was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by enough_talk, divot, riotdejaneiro, TonyHighwind, chivalress, luckypyjamas, woof, Magb, Zem, FinnS, yaegmenthor, holly_golightly, Shinkicka)

No. Pat is a dick.

I know this comment is over a year old, nsrdude, and you will probably never check it again, but I want you to know that it is okay to like a comic character, even if he is generally considered to be a dick.

It is... okay.

...but is it rad?

Yes.

oh god i love that :(
like he is so sad to see a negress picture poor dude really that hit him hard

Poor guy just was unexpectedly startled by those rude titties.

Beef is more embarrassed by phpBB exploits than Pat's shame.

Is there any group on the internet more fun to make fun of than white supremacists? They just get so angry that you've insulted their virtual white pride, it's hilarious.

I'd say physics kooks, but they don't really "group" very effectively.

White supremacists dont know how to properly use capitilization.

This comment would have been funnier had you spelled 'capitalization' correctly. Sorry, I'm an English snob sometimes. I don't do it to be a dick; I just do it because my brain is hardwired this way.

Me, too. But we should go easy, as some of these youngsters probably type with their junk.

Man, every time you talk this way it's like I'm just standing on top of a big gas tank that says "Capitalization".

wulvaine...would want it...this way...

Hopefully, Georgia_Wizard didn't see the So Nude gallery.

Trespassers to America will kneel in shame before god.

Considering the original trespassers were the white man, I'd say we have a hilariously entertaining afterlife coming up.

A comment left by dougthehead was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by HonestTom, Windex, slalvation)

Wasn't that just Vlad hacking the site?

I always thought it was funnier if the comic implies that there are white supremacists trolling the internet, looking for websites where their views are accepted, then setting up a community on the website gypsy-style. Vlad going to all that trouble to create the message board's tone isn't as funny as it being an unintended consequence of his redesign to the website's main page, in my opinion.

That is funnier. I never thought of it that way. Wow.

shots of philippe before and after dougthehead's post

I assume Vlad had linked the forums on several high-traffic racist message boards.

I completely agree and took it that way initially, only realizing it after you pointed it out.

Seeing Pat with such concern strewn across his face gives me such a spate of depression that I can't stand looking at it.

No one seems to have asked the most important question. Why is there a nude gallery on a Subway sandwich shop message board?

Well, Playboy did a spread on the "Girls of Subway" awhile ago.

Because Vlad hacked it and put a nude gallery on.

OH! It all makes sense now. That's where the Big Ole Titties link brought you.

Also keep in mind that later, Vlad will have a webcam featuring his sandwich girls eating the sandwiches. All of this must be kept in mind.

The continuity in Achewood kicks all ass in room.

the fact they have a nude gallery at all is funny on its own.

Why is Beef using a computer to go online?!

The bullet in his spine doesn't provide a very fast connection. It's only about 9600 baud.

And that's terrible.

Or maybe because he's OCD. Either way, I get the feeling his personal connection is more of an emergency thing in case he's, say, trapped in a three-acre pit full of men fighting each other.

Also, Beef doesn't have a keyboard. That's like going skydiving and not having gravity.

He typed out that e-mail to his mom pretty handily without a keyboard though.

Dixe Dan LOL

Haha, how the hell did Dixie_Dan become a mod?

Vlad is a savvy businessman - he knows how to delegate.

"flaming cross animated GIF"