glopdemon
+0 -0
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A comment left by glopdemon was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, straw, riotdejaneiro, Mangtastic, BionicVapourBoy, fell, n00b, bug, Bertson, unquotable, NDCaesar, pete, CarlG, alejandroadam, stormagnet, gnjdfsgk, afvbs)
saint
+34 -1
i love how you got lamed just because of agreeing with racism. they were probably all mexicans...well, I'll bet I can get more racism-generated lames than YOU.
all Chinese people look alike.
i love how you got lamed just because of agreeing with racism. they were probably all mexicans...well, I'll bet I can get more racism-generated lames than YOU.
all Chinese people look alike.
buttermoths
+0 -0
A comment left by buttermoths was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Scorpio_nadir, Zem, gorrioncita, Direhaggis, Zoe)
A comment left by buttermoths was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Scorpio_nadir, Zem, gorrioncita, Direhaggis, Zoe)
rainwolfj
+0 -0
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A comment left by rainwolfj was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ted0phile, tasteful, mercuri0us)
bika
+1 -0
Due to the lack of lames, I have to assume no Chinese people have read the strip since Philippe refused to wipe Ultra Peanut's ass.
Insulting
Due to the lack of lames, I have to assume no Chinese people have read the strip since Philippe refused to wipe Ultra Peanut's ass.
Insulting
dissembly
+2 -0
I actually think the lack of lames is a whole bunch of people who *would* have lamed it just letting you know they're onto you.
You have, like, 130 invisible inverse-lames for the lame whining about political correctness.
I actually think the lack of lames is a whole bunch of people who *would* have lamed it just letting you know they're onto you.
You have, like, 130 invisible inverse-lames for the lame whining about political correctness.
soticoto
+0 -0
Bitch please.
Like any yank can out-do a Brit at racism.
We invented racism.
The proximity of the French basically justified it.
It got so severe they've had to pass laws about it here... The only folks who do it better are the Japanese, but then those nipples strive to do everything better since america shat all over them back in WW2.
That is basically what america does.
Shits all over everything.
[So... Do I win the racism-prize of over 9000 lames yet?]
Bitch please.
Like any yank can out-do a Brit at racism.
We invented racism.
The proximity of the French basically justified it.
It got so severe they've had to pass laws about it here... The only folks who do it better are the Japanese, but then those nipples strive to do everything better since america shat all over them back in WW2.
That is basically what america does.
Shits all over everything.
[So... Do I win the racism-prize of over 9000 lames yet?]
nighttoad
+5 -1
really? in what situation would you have to wait for a mexican stranger to get into their car?
really? in what situation would you have to wait for a mexican stranger to get into their car?
sdskyle
+0 -0
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A comment left by sdskyle was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, Mangtastic, atticusonline)
achilleselbow
+22 -2
It's not that individual Mexicans take long to get out of cars, it's just that there's usually like 12 of them inside.
It's not that individual Mexicans take long to get out of cars, it's just that there's usually like 12 of them inside.
i_love_kate
+6 -0
All yelling at each other in their heathen language, trying to decide who's turn it is to go and suck the petrol out of someone else's care...
All yelling at each other in their heathen language, trying to decide who's turn it is to go and suck the petrol out of someone else's care...
i_love_kate
+1 -2
*car
Rocking a six-month late correction here, peeps.
*car
Rocking a six-month late correction here, peeps.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
Come on, man. "Heathen" is a bit much.
Come on, man. "Heathen" is a bit much.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I have never met a Mexican. I don't think.
I have never met a Mexican. I don't think.
sustainability
+0 -0
It's necessary; it's what a real racist would not say. It reveals the fact that the author is attempting to be humorous. At least that's how I think it works, but the only Mexican I've met was in your mother's bed.
It's necessary; it's what a real racist would not say. It reveals the fact that the author is attempting to be humorous. At least that's how I think it works, but the only Mexican I've met was in your mother's bed.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
Yeah, that's just Jesus. He does the lawns on Wednesdays.
Yeah, that's just Jesus. He does the lawns on Wednesdays.
atticusonline
+4 -1
What is up with mexican folk always having splotches white paint on their arms and on their trucks... even if they are not of the painting persuasion.
What is up with mexican folk always having splotches white paint on their arms and on their trucks... even if they are not of the painting persuasion.
sweetlips
+0 -0
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A comment left by sweetlips was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by johnnybaverage, Mangtastic, deus)
epicurus
+5 -0
The only "Mexican" guy I know seemed pretty quick to get into a car, but he was WAY more sober than I was at the time.
The only "Mexican" guy I know seemed pretty quick to get into a car, but he was WAY more sober than I was at the time.
leon_sumbitches
+1 -0
He must not be hiding too hard if he can spare to call the radio station on a regular basis.
He must not be hiding too hard if he can spare to call the radio station on a regular basis.
atypicaloracle
+4 -0
It's only that Pat can't resist the burning need to be a titanic dong at any time.
It's only that Pat can't resist the burning need to be a titanic dong at any time.
zefiel
+5 -0
I take a long time to get in the car. It's in my mexican genes.
I take a long time to get in the car. It's in my mexican genes.
mortshire
+12 -0
Now us scots, we're fuckin' glacial.
Now us scots, we're fuckin' glacial.
nathanielperson
+17 -0
The Albanians and Chileans are known for their promptness when entering vehicles. New Zealanders, curiously, take forever getting in but are out like a shot.
The Albanians and Chileans are known for their promptness when entering vehicles. New Zealanders, curiously, take forever getting in but are out like a shot.
overmedicated
+6 -1
I'm a Yorkshireman. I don't have a car.
I'm a Yorkshireman. I don't have a car.
killerlimpet
+8 -0
I'm a hippy. My bike has a flat and I'm too cheap to buy a patch kit.
I have to be a 30-minute walk away in 20 minutes, yet I still keep reading...
I'm a hippy. My bike has a flat and I'm too cheap to buy a patch kit.
I have to be a 30-minute walk away in 20 minutes, yet I still keep reading...
jargonmaster
+10 -0
Us Irish are, unfortunately, the #1 group for hitting our heads off of the car while getting in. Please support Irish and people of Irish descent who have whacked their foreheads off the car - buy a t-shirt, or get a pop culture reference shaved into your hair. This week's recommendation: Google.
Us Irish are, unfortunately, the #1 group for hitting our heads off of the car while getting in. Please support Irish and people of Irish descent who have whacked their foreheads off the car - buy a t-shirt, or get a pop culture reference shaved into your hair. This week's recommendation: Google.
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
Being Irish and having witnessed Irish society all my life, I believe this phenomenon is explained by the principle of natural selection.
Being Irish and having witnessed Irish society all my life, I believe this phenomenon is explained by the principle of natural selection.
sp1derbaby
+2 -0
Also, many Irish people entering cars are drunk.
Also, many Irish people entering cars are drunk.
ravindra108
+1 -0
I am Irish, and I have a scar above my eyebrow from opening a car door into my head. You'd think that after more than a quarter century of life, almost every day of which included opening several car doors, that this would be a virtual impossibility. But I grabbed that handle and pulled the door right into my own face.
I'm not proud of it, but there you go.
I am Irish, and I have a scar above my eyebrow from opening a car door into my head. You'd think that after more than a quarter century of life, almost every day of which included opening several car doors, that this would be a virtual impossibility. But I grabbed that handle and pulled the door right into my own face.
I'm not proud of it, but there you go.
mercuri0us
+0 -0
That's becuase somebody farted in there.
That's becuase somebody farted in there.
singtralala
+2 -0
ju have mexican genes? maybe ju and i are amigooos!
ju have mexican genes? maybe ju and i are amigooos!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
hermanooooooos
hermanooooooos
centipede_damascus
+11 -0
As a German, I am quick and efficient whether getting out or in of my automobile. I do have a tendency to slam the door though.
As a German, I am quick and efficient whether getting out or in of my automobile. I do have a tendency to slam the door though.
rodneystubbs
+32 -0
We Germans are indeed the perfect balance of efficiency, anger, and industrial metal.
We Germans are indeed the perfect balance of efficiency, anger, and industrial metal.
direhaggis
+22 -0
You all are like woodchipers?
You all are like woodchipers?
jaredwilde
+0 -0
This made me laugh harder than anything else on this site. THANK YOU
This made me laugh harder than anything else on this site. THANK YOU
vweep
+0 -0
Is SO much more funny to be had.
Is SO much more funny to be had.
charchar
+2 -1
I am also German-ish; however, my Teutonic efficiency id counter-balanced by my Norman voluptousness which requires me to savour the moment( The mingled odours of leather, diesel, and hope just have this effect on me.)
I am also German-ish; however, my Teutonic efficiency id counter-balanced by my Norman voluptousness which requires me to savour the moment( The mingled odours of leather, diesel, and hope just have this effect on me.)
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
voluptousness you say...... [[ponders]]
wait..... i apologize for being a creep.
voluptousness you say...... [[ponders]]
wait..... i apologize for being a creep.
soticoto
+0 -0
She is basically one of the ghosts from mario. They're very voluptuous.
She is basically one of the ghosts from mario. They're very voluptuous.
_cheesekayke
+1 -0
"Acting like the world was his oyster?"
Oysters are the most WASP-ish food ever. No Mexican man is going to put his universe into a friggin' OYSTER.
"Acting like the world was his oyster?"
Oysters are the most WASP-ish food ever. No Mexican man is going to put his universe into a friggin' OYSTER.
zefiel
+3 -0
Now, don't take my word for it, because i've never even eaten one of those disgusting things, but most mexicans will NOT reject an Oyster with lime juice and a dash of hot sauce.
Now, don't take my word for it, because i've never even eaten one of those disgusting things, but most mexicans will NOT reject an Oyster with lime juice and a dash of hot sauce.
bourbonsamurai
+0 -0
Peoples all over the world enjoy the delicious oyster. Do not claim it for WASPS.
Peoples all over the world enjoy the delicious oyster. Do not claim it for WASPS.
foea
+3 -0
Many WASPS don't eat seafood at all. I'm thinking the official food is probably something involving boneless, skinless chicken breasts.
Many WASPS don't eat seafood at all. I'm thinking the official food is probably something involving boneless, skinless chicken breasts.
bovine
+0 -0
oh man I just pictured a woman that has a dog in a stroller and in work out on shorts getting all indignant that her chicken breast has some oil and skin on it.
oh man I just pictured a woman that has a dog in a stroller and in work out on shorts getting all indignant that her chicken breast has some oil and skin on it.
imbeta
+1 -0
Ha ha ha - that so ridiculous it's awesome.
Ha ha ha - that so ridiculous it's awesome.
direhaggis
+0 -0
Pat has a warped sense of Colored People Time.
Pat has a warped sense of Colored People Time.
nyu
+5 -1
Also, fat people. They act like they are setting up for the moon landing or something.
Also, fat people. They act like they are setting up for the moon landing or something.
daaaaang
+1 -0
making up racial stereotypes is la bamba.
Irish people sleep too much / Swedish people can%u2019t walk longer than 20 minutes / Russians hate chocolate
making up racial stereotypes is la bamba.
Irish people sleep too much / Swedish people can%u2019t walk longer than 20 minutes / Russians hate chocolate
chilibone
+1 -0
Spanish people can't turn left, so they always have to circle right.
Korean sweat tastes like apple juice.
Venezuelans are allergic to modular furniture.
Spanish people can't turn left, so they always have to circle right.
Korean sweat tastes like apple juice.
Venezuelans are allergic to modular furniture.
tekende
+1 -0
We Irish sleep so much because we're hung over. We like to skip a day now and then.
We Irish sleep so much because we're hung over. We like to skip a day now and then.
sex_bicycle
+0 -0
If a non-irish person ever complains about me sleeping so long again that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it!
If a non-irish person ever complains about me sleeping so long again that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it!
sex_bicycle
+0 -0
assetbar should have a damn edit button
Edit: obviously an irish person wouldn't complain about me sleeping they probably got up the same time as me
assetbar should have a damn edit button
Edit: obviously an irish person wouldn't complain about me sleeping they probably got up the same time as me
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
pat called into the radio station last week to bitch about black dudes causing a grape soda shortage.
pat called into the radio station last week to bitch about black dudes causing a grape soda shortage.
Oh Pat, how I love thee.