mortshire
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A comment left by mortshire was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ishuta, kickstart, clembot, hellofditties, boswelljn)
A comment left by mortshire was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by ishuta, kickstart, clembot, hellofditties, boswelljn)
nexus
+4 -0
Oh, come on. Lie Bot is a pretty good egomaniac star actor there.
Oh, come on. Lie Bot is a pretty good egomaniac star actor there.
spectre
+16 -0
No, see the problem is, he's NOT LYING.
No, see the problem is, he's NOT LYING.
estutius
+16 -0
Maybe he said beforehand that he would not ad-lib the scene?
Maybe he said beforehand that he would not ad-lib the scene?
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Staying in character to lie all the time is the hardest.
Staying in character to lie all the time is the hardest.
setzkin
+1 -1
5! = 240
5! = 240
setzkin
+6 -0
Wrong! 120, loser!
Wrong! 120, loser!
aelindil
+9 -0
What is the saddest thing?
Schizophrenia.
What is the saddest thing?
Schizophrenia.
tekende
+0 -0
Scizophrenia is not the same as multiple personality disorder, or, as it is now called (despite there never having been a single provable case of it), dissociative identity disorder.
Scizophrenia is not the same as multiple personality disorder, or, as it is now called (despite there never having been a single provable case of it), dissociative identity disorder.
aelindil
+1 -0
Oh, I know this. My uncle is schizophrenic, and he talks to himself in much the same way that setzkin did many a month ago.
Let this be a lesson, kids. LSD will fuck you up.
Oh, I know this. My uncle is schizophrenic, and he talks to himself in much the same way that setzkin did many a month ago.
Let this be a lesson, kids. LSD will fuck you up.
snoogatron
+2 -0
i think we have the same uncle
i think we have the same uncle
boredom_man
+8 -0
I'm sorry, what are you two doing in my bathroom again?
I'm sorry, what are you two doing in my bathroom again?
woodenteeth
+0 -0
As your resident Learned Friend, I lend my support. Auditory Hallucinations attacking your character are common. Though they are often considered by the affected as a demon or some such. In the end though, it's all Your Voice, as demonstrated in setzkin's posts above.
Here endeth the lesson.
As your resident Learned Friend, I lend my support. Auditory Hallucinations attacking your character are common. Though they are often considered by the affected as a demon or some such. In the end though, it's all Your Voice, as demonstrated in setzkin's posts above.
Here endeth the lesson.
ambala
+0 -0
rock solid five!
rock solid five!
saint
+0 -0
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jesler729
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I don't think I can lame this comment enough.
I don't think I can lame this comment enough.
saint
+5 -0
...I can live with that.
...I can live with that.
jesler729
+1 -1
Oh completely, I mean nothing personal. But if science would let me lame that comment comment twice, I would.
Oh completely, I mean nothing personal. But if science would let me lame that comment comment twice, I would.
saint
+6 -0
if science would let me lame myself, I would.
if science would let me lame myself, I would.
jonmw
+0 -0
You CAN lame yourself if you have two accounts!
You CAN lame yourself if you have two accounts!
saint
+0 -0
Why have multiple accounts?
Why have multiple accounts?
jonmw
+3 -0
So you can lame yourself!
So you can lame yourself!
saint
+0 -0
OH!
OH!
jamers
+1 -0
Oh Philippe!
Oh Philippe!
someone3
+0 -0
the one with liebot is just wrong, but the 4th panel makes this a diamond in a sea of stones
the one with liebot is just wrong, but the 4th panel makes this a diamond in a sea of stones
everything_is_a_hat
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tekende
+15 -0
Good job, you got the joke.
Good job, you got the joke.
f1shst1ck
+2 -0
Looks like Lie Bots got a little bit of heart off camera
Looks like Lie Bots got a little bit of heart off camera
ryabovsky
+0 -0
This is the saddest thing that got me to read achewood. I don't care how messed up it is.
This is the saddest thing that got me to read achewood. I don't care how messed up it is.
godfatherofsouls
+2 -0
that is the only good panel yeah
that is the only good panel yeah
evolume
+2 -1
But.. wait.. it's scripted?
But.. wait.. it's scripted?
joeyramoney
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farqussus
+0 -0
I thought one, but then I realised, no. The next panel would feature Bob Saget.
I thought one, but then I realised, no. The next panel would feature Bob Saget.
shoinan
+0 -0
This is all good, except the last panel, which is hella awesome.
This is all good, except the last panel, which is hella awesome.
joamiq
+1 -2
Panel 4 is AMAZING. It reminds me of Homestar Runner trying to do the intro to his site.
Panel 4 is AMAZING. It reminds me of Homestar Runner trying to do the intro to his site.
foetus_punch
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hyetal
+1 -0
[ ] Strongly Agree
[ ] Agree
[ ] Not Sure
[ ] Disagree
[X] Strongly Disagree
[ ] Strongly Agree
[ ] Agree
[ ] Not Sure
[ ] Disagree
[X] Strongly Disagree
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
[ ] Super-Strongly Agree
[ ] Strongly Agree
[ ] Super-Strongly Agree
[ ] Strongly Agree
lawbot
+0 -0
The Lie Bot panel is excellent. BITTER AND SWEET.
The Lie Bot panel is excellent. BITTER AND SWEET.
baryonyx
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It always irritates me when movies bundle "Bloopers" into the special features. It's like watching five minutes of people stop in mid-conversation, scrunch up their faces, and then start laughing at nothing apparent and maybe exchange an inside joke, and you're expected to derive some enjoyment from viewing it.
It always irritates me when movies bundle "Bloopers" into the special features. It's like watching five minutes of people stop in mid-conversation, scrunch up their faces, and then start laughing at nothing apparent and maybe exchange an inside joke, and you're expected to derive some enjoyment from viewing it.
semiquaver
+0 -0
It always irritates me when people start babbling grumpily and pointlessly. Plus, I like blooper reels. Nyah.
It always irritates me when people start babbling grumpily and pointlessly. Plus, I like blooper reels. Nyah.
baryonyx
+0 -0
Ready...
FIGHT!
Ready...
FIGHT!
semiquaver
+1 -0
BIFF. THOCK.
BIFF. THOCK.
baryonyx
+1 -0
THWUMP. CRAK.
THWUMP. CRAK.
semiquaver
+0 -0
CHUNK. THWICK-THWICK. SPLOTSCH.
CHUNK. THWICK-THWICK. SPLOTSCH.
baryonyx
+0 -0
GRAAAGH! Nnf! Agh, Jesus Christ!
SWAP. WHOOOSH- CROUPF -K-KRONCHKT!
GRAAAGH! Nnf! Agh, Jesus Christ!
SWAP. WHOOOSH- CROUPF -K-KRONCHKT!
em2
+3 -0
Thank you for watching AssetBar Onomatopoeia Friday Night SmackDown.
Thank you for watching AssetBar Onomatopoeia Friday Night SmackDown.
semiquaver
+0 -0
BLAM. BLAM BLAM. THUD.
BLAM. BLAM BLAM. THUD.
baryonyx
+1 -0
.
.
foetus_punch
+1 -0
FATALITY.
FATALITY.
semiquaver
+0 -0
ROAR.
ROAR.
aelindil
+0 -0
WHAT WAS THIS
WHAT
WHAT WAS THIS
WHAT
foetus_punch
+2 -0
MORTAL KOMBAT: ASSETBARPOCALYPSE
MORTAL KOMBAT: ASSETBARPOCALYPSE
semiquaver
+2 -0
THE ULTIMATE WEBCOMIC
THE ULTIMATE SMACKDOWN
THE ULTIMATE WEBCOMIC
THE ULTIMATE SMACKDOWN
kamet
+0 -0
KUDGE
KUDGE
foetus_punch
+1 -0
No.
No.
em2
+1 -0
KOODGE!
KOODGE!
mr_lostman28
+1 -0
yes
yes
foetus_punch
+1 -0
No! It begins anew! Will the violence never cease!
RRRRIP-BLOODGE-SMASH! KRUDGITTY-SMUFFIN!
No! It begins anew! Will the violence never cease!
RRRRIP-BLOODGE-SMASH! KRUDGITTY-SMUFFIN!
mattylite
+3 -0
FLUT
FLUT
hyetal
+3 -0
It was going so well until Rich Uncle Pennybags dropped trou.
It was going so well until Rich Uncle Pennybags dropped trou.
tagrineth
+1 -0
Blooper reels are totally awesome. Well, usually. Jackie Chan blooper reels are the best.
Blooper reels are totally awesome. Well, usually. Jackie Chan blooper reels are the best.
mr_lostman28
+4 -0
oh the ones where he hurts himself every damn scene. Oh yea.
Its like you watch the movie and go "man lets go fucking jump some trash cans right now!" Then you turn and see Jackie just wrack himself so hardcore he doesn't get up for a minute...
"maybe we shouldn't...yea"
oh the ones where he hurts himself every damn scene. Oh yea.
Its like you watch the movie and go "man lets go fucking jump some trash cans right now!" Then you turn and see Jackie just wrack himself so hardcore he doesn't get up for a minute...
"maybe we shouldn't...yea"
bixschmix
+0 -0
This is the first Achewood where I laughed out loud for a prolonged period of time. So amazing.
This is the first Achewood where I laughed out loud for a prolonged period of time. So amazing.
hamscout
+0 -0
FIVED.
Phillipe all Nelson Muntz-in' at the card table...
The cast and crew fallin' out the place when Lie Bot hits ya wit da truf...
The camera panning away from the manual to reveal an apple-cheeked Onstad, wiping away the tears as the theme from the outtakes at the end of 'Smoky and the Bandit' plays...
FIVED.
Phillipe all Nelson Muntz-in' at the card table...
The cast and crew fallin' out the place when Lie Bot hits ya wit da truf...
The camera panning away from the manual to reveal an apple-cheeked Onstad, wiping away the tears as the theme from the outtakes at the end of 'Smoky and the Bandit' plays...
gouldgonewild
+0 -0
Did you see Phillipe's tampon receipt instead of a card?
Did you see Phillipe's tampon receipt instead of a card?
gmm
+0 -0
You all crazy. This one is mostly just ok but the third panel is BRILLIANT.
You all crazy. This one is mostly just ok but the third panel is BRILLIANT.
cjsalt
+5 -0
THESE KNIVES
THESE KNIVES
kamet
+1 -0
Too soon.
Too soon.
keir
+0 -0
Philippe is in trouble
Philippe is in trouble
kikineko
+0 -0
Ah, so they were just acting all along...
Ah, so they were just acting all along...
Oh god the last panel just KILLED me
I was going to say this word for word, but it appears that you have beat me to the punch .
Good show.