hadakang
+10 -0
I always really enjoyed the fact that despite being from heaven blister is just a big asshole generally
I always really enjoyed the fact that despite being from heaven blister is just a big asshole generally
gothfae
+4 -0
Seems to be a squirrel thing.
Seems to be a squirrel thing.
petitegitan
+9 -1
I have seen them spend hours messing with my dog. This comment is 100% true.
I have seen them spend hours messing with my dog. This comment is 100% true.
ebessan
+1 -0
Ricky Nihoha seems like a pretty good dude as long as you don't steal all of his homemade bean salad.
Ricky Nihoha seems like a pretty good dude as long as you don't steal all of his homemade bean salad.
zem
+0 -0
to be honest i completely agree with him in this strip
to be honest i completely agree with him in this strip
whuppins
+10 -0
Blister is the most underrated Achewood character.
Blister is the most underrated Achewood character.
deancain29
+7 -0
Blister is a mix of Todd and Lyle... with a little Ted Danson? who's with me?
Blister is a mix of Todd and Lyle... with a little Ted Danson? who's with me?
ih8jonmayr
+0 -0
I've always thought of Blister as Todd, just without a heartbeat or a cocaine addiction.
I've always thought of Blister as Todd, just without a heartbeat or a cocaine addiction.
tinhand
+1 -0
Blisters line in the last panel is just great. It's a shame we don't see more of him.
I haven't read any (either) of Nice Petes books. Are they good?
Also; there's no real reason for any of Achewoods characters to fear death. If we've learnt anything from Roast Beef, it's that Achewoods characters are pretty much impossible to kill since they either come back to life or down to earth anyway.
Blisters line in the last panel is just great. It's a shame we don't see more of him.
I haven't read any (either) of Nice Petes books. Are they good?
Also; there's no real reason for any of Achewoods characters to fear death. If we've learnt anything from Roast Beef, it's that Achewoods characters are pretty much impossible to kill since they either come back to life or down to earth anyway.
ezcmac
+2 -0
Blister's imperviousness to physical danger lends him a swagger which no other character can duplicate.
Even Todd is reduced to Nice Pete's "Yes Man."
Blister's imperviousness to physical danger lends him a swagger which no other character can duplicate.
Even Todd is reduced to Nice Pete's "Yes Man."
mcwee
+12 -2
Man, Blister swings from the shoulder with a two-by-four; my shit is humbled, man; raw out humbled.
Man, Blister swings from the shoulder with a two-by-four; my shit is humbled, man; raw out humbled.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
A comment left by woodenteeth was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by divot, farqussus, Zem, I_Love_Kate)
A comment left by woodenteeth was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by divot, farqussus, Zem, I_Love_Kate)
direhaggis
+1 -0
Blister just wants to gamble. Distractions are not wanted.
Blister just wants to gamble. Distractions are not wanted.
jesler729
+2 -0
Oh man even Todd is unsettled by Blister.
Oh man even Todd is unsettled by Blister.
feetnotes
+3 -0
You'd better believe that Blister has got wicked sack.
You'd better believe that Blister has got wicked sack.
riazm
+0 -0
Dude, could there be anything creepier than playing poker with Nice fuckin' Pete?
Dude, could there be anything creepier than playing poker with Nice fuckin' Pete?
dovey
+1 -0
Listening to Nice Pete's bible fanfic is creepier.
Listening to Nice Pete's bible fanfic is creepier.
riazm
+2 -0
Could you imagine trying to bluff whilst Pete looks you in the eye though?
Could you imagine trying to bluff whilst Pete looks you in the eye though?
stuart
+1 -0
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
honesttom
+0 -0
... said Stuart's avatar.
... said Stuart's avatar.
stuart
+0 -0
Which is just my own salutory head, actually. Below it I'm doing the whole "gun fingahs" thing.
Which is just my own salutory head, actually. Below it I'm doing the whole "gun fingahs" thing.
mygoodfriend
+5 -0
He'd just look you in the eye and know that you lied.
He'd just look you in the eye and know that you lied.
cailetshadow
+9 -0
Nice Pete does not see a significant difference between the Bible and his Bible fan fiction.
Nice Pete does not see a significant difference between the Bible and his Bible fan fiction.
notcool
+3 -0
Kinda like people who write Harry Potter fanfic.
Nice Pete kinda misses the entire point of the Bible.
Kinda like people who write Harry Potter fanfic.
Kinda like people who write Harry Potter fanfic.
Nice Pete kinda misses the entire point of the Bible.
Kinda like people who write Harry Potter fanfic.
dasilodavi
+3 -0
Once one shuffles off the mortal coil the rants of a murdering lunatic are not taken with fear or subservience.
Once one shuffles off the mortal coil the rants of a murdering lunatic are not taken with fear or subservience.
satellitetv
+1 -0
I was hoping someone would've posted their own bible fan fiction in response to this.
I was hoping someone would've posted their own bible fan fiction in response to this.
nikopol
+1 -0
Ask and ye shall recieve: https://community.livejournal.com/bible_slash/
be careful what you wish for.
Ask and ye shall recieve: https://community.livejournal.com/bible_slash/
be careful what you wish for.
satellitetv
+2 -0
Oh man that is mega nasty
that is dog shit
Oh man that is mega nasty
that is dog shit
nikopol
+2 -0
And that, my friends, is why there is no diaper bigger than the internet.
And that, my friends, is why there is no diaper bigger than the internet.
rykan
+0 -0
Bible... Slash?
There is no god.
Bible... Slash?
There is no god.
sp1derbaby
+1 -0
Or at least you don't want to hear about his particular fetishes.
Or at least you don't want to hear about his particular fetishes.
rowboat
+3 -0
Nice Pete's bible fan fiction has almost nothing in common with the work of Stephen King, but it is virtually ripped straight out of And The Ass Saw The Angel. I remember something to this effect being mentioned in a prior strip, but the fourth panel really drives it home.
Nice Pete's bible fan fiction has almost nothing in common with the work of Stephen King, but it is virtually ripped straight out of And The Ass Saw The Angel. I remember something to this effect being mentioned in a prior strip, but the fourth panel really drives it home.
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
That's what it reminded me of too.
That's what it reminded me of too.
caseyb3
+9 -0
Bible fanfiction doesn't have to be this bad. The Book of Mormon was a marvelous work and a wonder, after all - it says so right in the Book of Mormon!
Bible fanfiction doesn't have to be this bad. The Book of Mormon was a marvelous work and a wonder, after all - it says so right in the Book of Mormon!
sandswipe
+0 -0
It had high points, but it hated on the booze too much, and was a little too implausible with the whole hat thing.
It had high points, but it hated on the booze too much, and was a little too implausible with the whole hat thing.
alzuna
+0 -0
I'd give you a chubby but I've heard that one enough (I live in Utah, you can imagine...) just not find it funny anymore. But you don't get a lame either, so, win-win .
I'd give you a chubby but I've heard that one enough (I live in Utah, you can imagine...) just not find it funny anymore. But you don't get a lame either, so, win-win .
alzuna
+2 -0
Man, I was thinking about it and that comment I made is just rude, sorry. The question is, did I even need to write it? No, no I didn't.
Man, I was thinking about it and that comment I made is just rude, sorry. The question is, did I even need to write it? No, no I didn't.
mattylite
+2 -0
"did I even need to write it?"-- come on, this is the internet. If everyone asked themselves this question it'd just be the WebMD and Municipal Softball League net.
"did I even need to write it?"-- come on, this is the internet. If everyone asked themselves this question it'd just be the WebMD and Municipal Softball League net.
alzuna
+1 -0
Too true, but in a moment of internet rage a smart person would stop and question if they really would like that rude thought immortalized for all to see.
[insert cleverly worded sweeping generalization of internet users and their intelligence being low and that is why the internet is the way it is here]
Too true, but in a moment of internet rage a smart person would stop and question if they really would like that rude thought immortalized for all to see.
[insert cleverly worded sweeping generalization of internet users and their intelligence being low and that is why the internet is the way it is here]
sp1derbaby
+2 -0
I believe the only words you need are "Youtube comment section."
I believe the only words you need are "Youtube comment section."
trumbot
+1 -0
It takes a lot to get Todd to tell you to ease up on someone.
It takes a lot to get Todd to tell you to ease up on someone.
jawsh
+1 -0
imagine someone saying panel 6 in one of those DnD nerd voices when someone criticizes his fanfic about a forbidden elf/drawf relationship
imagine someone saying panel 6 in one of those DnD nerd voices when someone criticizes his fanfic about a forbidden elf/drawf relationship
direhaggis
+0 -0
Nice Pete has a slight lack of grammer and rhyming going on in his fan fiction.
Nice Pete has a slight lack of grammer and rhyming going on in his fan fiction.
mattylite
+1 -1
But his spellang is fine.
But his spellang is fine.
direhaggis
+1 -0
And apparently mine was not. It appears I have been powerfully consigned to chicken-wire by a trademarked mascot.
And apparently mine was not. It appears I have been powerfully consigned to chicken-wire by a trademarked mascot.
mattylite
+0 -0
Truth be told I remember losing a spelling bee the same way. For real.
Truth be told I remember losing a spelling bee the same way. For real.
zedpower
+0 -0
Any mortal can kill, but it takes God to CONSIGN UNTO MURDER.
Any mortal can kill, but it takes God to CONSIGN UNTO MURDER.
mc_white
+1 -0
Blister's badass with his insults. Dude should be on what not to wear
Blister's badass with his insults. Dude should be on what not to wear
ketelcat
+1 -0
Philippe, Philippe, Philippe. The saddest thing is a hack pretending to want contstructive criticism.
Philippe, Philippe, Philippe. The saddest thing is a hack pretending to want contstructive criticism.
tripperday
+0 -0
Blister kind of steals the show here, but doesn't anyone else appreciate the genius of Bible fan fiction? (Besides Dan Brown)
Blister kind of steals the show here, but doesn't anyone else appreciate the genius of Bible fan fiction? (Besides Dan Brown)
daaaaang
+0 -0
I know that everybody says this, but I still love that Blister is always holding out his arms like he is speaking in the dreams of a prophet
I know that everybody says this, but I still love that Blister is always holding out his arms like he is speaking in the dreams of a prophet
Blister tells it like it is.
He's already dead. He has nothing to fear. Science will not let Nice Pete kill him again.
Precisely why it is what we need more of.
Zero-G Stephen Hawking approves, seemingly.
To fully appreciate this comment, advance 9 strips.
Science means not all dreams can come true!
I wouldn't put it past him, Nice Pete and his kin have neither fear nor even understanding on this science .
Don't be so sure. Nice Pete is nothing if not creative in his destructiveness.
Is there anything sadder? Ask Lie Bot.