centipede_damascus
+0 -0
A comment left by centipede_damascus was marked as spam and excluded. centipede_damascus: What a douche. (reported by GeyserShitdick, Magb, heatbag)
A comment left by centipede_damascus was marked as spam and excluded. centipede_damascus: What a douche. (reported by GeyserShitdick, Magb, heatbag)
zzzleepy
+3 -0
bear wieners are funny wieners
bear wieners are funny wieners
mortshire
+4 -0
oh, i didn't even notice that at first. geez. why was patdong so controversial, then?
oh, i didn't even notice that at first. geez. why was patdong so controversial, then?
chaesar
+0 -0
A comment left by chaesar was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by divot, twohundredninety, goocifer, GoriasXY, VictoriaW)
A comment left by chaesar was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by divot, twohundredninety, goocifer, GoriasXY, VictoriaW)
hannah
+42 -0
i rather feel it was because boners are different from dongs.
i rather feel it was because boners are different from dongs.
philosophe
+0 -0
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everything_is_a_hat
+3 -0
because Pat's was a raging hard on while T�o's was just pure nudity to piss Lyle off.
because Pat's was a raging hard on while T�o's was just pure nudity to piss Lyle off.
tasteful
+0 -0
why does lyle care
why does lyle care
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
would you want your room mates unrestrained junk within 3 feet of your head/face?
would you want your room mates unrestrained junk within 3 feet of your head/face?
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Hahaha at first I thought you said "headface" which is much funnier so I'm going to continue imagining you did.
Hahaha at first I thought you said "headface" which is much funnier so I'm going to continue imagining you did.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
it is a woman's prerogative
it is a woman's prerogative
cpnglxynchos
+3 -0
put on your headface and strap on your legfeet!
put on your headface and strap on your legfeet!
cracklewater
+1 -0
Fifth time or more that I've seen this one.
Noticed the bear-pepper just today.
i am epiphany.
Fifth time or more that I've seen this one.
Noticed the bear-pepper just today.
i am epiphany.
doctorbeene
+1 -0
Definitely has something to do with the chaps and the sausage links.
Definitely has something to do with the chaps and the sausage links.
nexus
+8 -0
I wish I was reading Achewood back when this strip came up. I just wanted to be confronted with this when I was looking forward to my daily strip.
I wish I was reading Achewood back when this strip came up. I just wanted to be confronted with this when I was looking forward to my daily strip.
deancain29
+1 -2
Lyle has the temperment of a young, drunk John Macenrow
Lyle has the temperment of a young, drunk John Macenrow
synapse
+0 -0
so basically, a young John Macenrow?
so basically, a young John Macenrow?
fineoakstructure
+5 -0
Are...are you guys talking about John McEnroe?
Are...are you guys talking about John McEnroe?
psykeres
+3 -0
He really is hung like a cranberry.
He really is hung like a cranberry.
rowboat
+3 -0
That's just stage dick, man. It happens.
That's just stage dick, man. It happens.
dacapn
+0 -0
only to you
only to you
cracklewater
+0 -0
I think you'll find (sadly) that this is the high end of T's 'huge spectrum of engorgement'.
I think you'll find (sadly) that this is the high end of T's 'huge spectrum of engorgement'.
clembot
+16 -0
at first i hit "1" then i noticed his unit and corrected it to a "5"
at first i hit "1" then i noticed his unit and corrected it to a "5"
overmedicated
+0 -0
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i_love_kate
+0 -2
Fuck right off.
Fuck right off.
odei
+9 -0
Comic strip. Get it?
Comic strip. Get it?
spectre
+8 -1
Alt text "There is always a price for reading Achewood."
Alt text "There is always a price for reading Achewood."
bigtom
+0 -0
so true
so true
lexsenthur
+0 -0
There is, though oft-forgotten.
There is, though oft-forgotten.
fuckyoufriday
+1 -0
I think my man Teodor is uncircumcised!
I think my man Teodor is uncircumcised!
envika
+1 -0
he's jewish
he's jewish
boredom_man
+4 -0
He's genetically Jewish, but he refers to his "ancestors" as Jewish rather than his "parents" when referring to his heritage, and he was born in Minsk after the Holocaust but before the fall of the USSR. It's possible that he's circumcised, but I doubt it.
He's genetically Jewish, but he refers to his "ancestors" as Jewish rather than his "parents" when referring to his heritage, and he was born in Minsk after the Holocaust but before the fall of the USSR. It's possible that he's circumcised, but I doubt it.
nighend
+1 -0
Oh god, I must have seen this strip at least 3 times before, but I had somehow NOT noticed that teodor was naked.
Oh god, I must have seen this strip at least 3 times before, but I had somehow NOT noticed that teodor was naked.
baryonyx
+0 -0
Seconded!
Seconded!
morypcaina
+1 -0
This is the second time I've looked, and I keep having to look again to notice the dong. It's not even a double take -- I just slowly catch on. Deceptive little willie.
This is the second time I've looked, and I keep having to look again to notice the dong. It's not even a double take -- I just slowly catch on. Deceptive little willie.
sargasm
+4 -0
Lyle and Teodor's personalities are kind of reversed in this one. Maybe the only reason Lyle is so put off is because he wishes he had thought of doing it first.
Lyle and Teodor's personalities are kind of reversed in this one. Maybe the only reason Lyle is so put off is because he wishes he had thought of doing it first.
hamscout
+1 -0
You could almost see that as Lyle winding up for a devastating cock-punch...
You could almost see that as Lyle winding up for a devastating cock-punch...
echidnaboy
+0 -1
So, are they not stuffed animals anymore? I don't even want to imagine the kind of sick mind that would create a stuffed bear with a schlong.
So, are they not stuffed animals anymore? I don't even want to imagine the kind of sick mind that would create a stuffed bear with a schlong.
farqussus
+0 -0
what are you kidding? how long have you been on the internet?
what are you kidding? how long have you been on the internet?
echidnaboy
+0 -0
I am not some kind of naive prude. I'm not saying I don't believe there is such a thing as a stuffed toy with a dick somewhere on the web. I'm just saying:
Why did you think of that though Onstad
Why would you think of that
I am not some kind of naive prude. I'm not saying I don't believe there is such a thing as a stuffed toy with a dick somewhere on the web. I'm just saying:
Why did you think of that though Onstad
Why would you think of that
farqussus
+1 -0
I'm just glad he did so I don't have to
I'm just glad he did so I don't have to
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Anatomically correct Beanie Babies, Onstad. You hearin' me?
I want 40% of the gross!
40% of the gross.
Anatomically correct Beanie Babies, Onstad. You hearin' me?
I want 40% of the gross!
40% of the gross.
sezza
+2 -0
100% of that idea is gross
100% of that idea is gross
cailetshadow
+2 -0
Congratulations on the 2007 Ignatz Award Onstad. May may continue to affront us with crudely rendered animal junk into all of our golden years.
Congratulations on the 2007 Ignatz Award Onstad. May may continue to affront us with crudely rendered animal junk into all of our golden years.
krick
+1 -1
All of the old breaking the fourth wall seems so out of place.
All of the old breaking the fourth wall seems so out of place.
rowboat
+1 -0
I would pay $32 just to know why the fuck people can't shut the hell up about the fourth wall. I would pay that price.
I would pay $32 just to know why the fuck people can't shut the hell up about the fourth wall. I would pay that price.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I would pay 28 pence to know why it apparently offends you so much.
I would pay 28 pence to know why it apparently offends you so much.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i would pay you back tomorrow or a summation today.
i would pay you back tomorrow or a summation today.
professorhazard
+1 -0
The phrase "thanks for reading my comic strip" basically cements the notion that Teodor is Onstad's direct mouthpiece in the strip more than any other character is.
The phrase "thanks for reading my comic strip" basically cements the notion that Teodor is Onstad's direct mouthpiece in the strip more than any other character is.
davey-boy
+0 -0
I disagree. Before the advent of Ray, Pat and the Middle Cat, Teodor was the defacto star of the strip.
I disagree. Before the advent of Ray, Pat and the Middle Cat, Teodor was the defacto star of the strip.
ifergott
+1 -0
you're welcome!
you're welcome!
nucleargeranium
+1 -0
There definitely IS a price for reading Achewood.
There definitely IS a price for reading Achewood.
drgetz
+2 -0
What a thank you, boy I am going to try this thank you out in the near future, "thanks for the raise" "Thanks for the christmas present" It could work on so many diffrent levels.
What a thank you, boy I am going to try this thank you out in the near future, "thanks for the raise" "Thanks for the christmas present" It could work on so many diffrent levels.
hamscout
+0 -0
If this is how Onstad says "Thank you", I'm going to FIVE it, so I don't have to see "Fuck you!"...
If this is how Onstad says "Thank you", I'm going to FIVE it, so I don't have to see "Fuck you!"...
radarjammer
+1 -0
Fun fact: real bears ahve 27-inch red penises with needle-sharp guad hairs.
Fun fact: real bears ahve 27-inch red penises with needle-sharp guad hairs.
plummet
+1 -0
it is interesting to know that you have such an extensive knowledge of bear penii
i assume you were Smokey's secretary at one point?
it is interesting to know that you have such an extensive knowledge of bear penii
i assume you were Smokey's secretary at one point?
caseyb3
+3 -0
Yogi Bear has no concept of professional relationship limits pass it on
(was re: SEXX PICNIC)
Yogi Bear has no concept of professional relationship limits pass it on
(was re: SEXX PICNIC)
tekende
+0 -0
27 inches? I'm pretty sure that's not true.
27 inches? I'm pretty sure that's not true.
nabeel84
+1 -0
YOURE WELCOME
YOURE WELCOME
audhumla
+0 -0
man teodors linus was huge back in the day
man teodors linus was huge back in the day
arcibi
+0 -0
This strip was mainly about wieners and boners
This strip was mainly about wieners and boners
aaron_haynes
+0 -0
I, too, did not notice bear wiener until today.
I, too, did not notice bear wiener until today.
varnish
+0 -0
pendulous dong comix
pendulous dong comix
Does Teodor shave his rad chilies?