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Nugget Reader Response Monday, July 26, 2004 • read strip Viewing 61 comments:

Gotta admit, the production value the cart added to "Meat-Crazed Greasy Taco Sluts #58" really did put it over the top. That and the optuple penetration.

QVQA

Aiieee! *winces*

JHVH-1

At that point it's just like climbing into a clown car.

Optuple? What does that mean? Multiplied by eyes?

A comment left by a_dude was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, Overmedicated, rascaldom, theseknives, excusemesenator)

You should try perusing the archives.

It is Nolan....from the internet.

I could be wrong, but I think I also see Steven (the waiter) poking his head out on the left side of the panel.

Man the two dudes next to Nolan are the dudes from Pat's concert, as seen here

oh god I hope the assetbar doesn't destroy my url oh god

horny music critics mostly.

And a man who likes Teriyaki.

And Phillipe's future internet stalker

Teppanyaki

Looks kinda like the guy whose gonna get kicked out of his...religion! Milklin.

Foolish.

In this strip, Ray bows to market forces.

Ray and Lyle supply the dirty dirty taco experience that creeps demand. It's simple economics.

To Ray's dismay I might add.

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The good news is he has the sense not to sell his moustache.

Lyle with no stache, would be terrifying. I would feel cold and scared!

Gonzo porn speaks to the angst of the average philosopher, the surprise mostly

I want to know what gonzo means but I am afraid to look it up.

For the edification of future archive readers who are also uninformed and too lazy/afraid to use Google but still reading comments, Gonzo journalism comes from the works of Hunter S Thompson.
It's where the recorder of the subject doesn't artificially separate themselves from the action they're observing, they take part in it, become one with it, and report in a way that only someone immersed in what they are reporting can.
It rapidly got co-opted by the sex industry to mean pornography that's supposed to be unscripted and raw, without pretending that the camera-man is just the location of a magical viewing portal to the action.
There are several popular series that basically take the form of, "Hey, we're a bunch of horny guys, we're going to have sex with some skank, film it, and then sell the result to you, hope you like it."

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You're thinking POV porn, which would be a subset of gonzo porn. Also, I am strongly skeptical of your last assertion. In fact, given that you don't seem to know what gonzo porn is, I conclude that each of your statements is wrong.

Gonzo porn is when a blue, furry alien with a nose like an umbrella handle fucks a chicken.

"Gonzo? Gonzo, I'm a prostitute."

Also, due to the formatting on your post above, I have a new term: "handle fucking." I don't know what it means yet.

You just use it however you like, dear, and the good Lord will provide.

It is when you fuck something and pretend you are an online persona. Or is it when you break off the lugging mechanism from your suitcase and use it for simulated copulation.

That'll do nicely, thanks.

You are most welcome, care for a demonstration?

What. ABOUT? .........eyebrows?

"Are...is Lyle here?" like he was all optimistic about maybe finally seeing a lady's bottom but then remembered that he writes folk music reviews for PBS

Lyle's accompanying (sp? I'm a bit hungover) blog of his misadventures with the SaniTaco cart is joyous, if difficult to translate into legible English.

YEARES BELFOUR GLADDEATOWRECKS...THER WAAS LILE!

I love the tiny disinterested guy with the combover. I guess one of the other must have brought him along for the ride, just....

He is from Beef's Me-Day.

He's just a dude who loves some fine Teppanyaki from time to time.

Whoa, man, good eye. And memory. Good.

The short guy who is not looking at anything looks like the little corn salesman who loves to drink the beer.

SaniTaco reminds me of a business model my associates and I were putting together in high school...The infamous "Happy Taco."

I dunno, Ray. I can imagine a pretty damn safe, clean taco.

I still don't understand what a muppet has to do with tacos or gold teeth.

It's physically impossible to sell clean tacos out of a stall. But, that's part of the charm.

What, the risk of a deadly and painful disease? I guess that's charming in a way.

i have never had better food than the food i have purchased out of carts or stalls. NO restaurant is capable of making food as good as 'maria' from 'Sr. Taco' on the corner of 4th avenue, or as good as the old chinese couple who run the fish and chips stand during the street fair.

The best tacos are sold out of trucks. It may take 5 minutes just to order it because the operator does not speak English and insists on speaking about god knows what. I swear, they even mentioned El Presidente. Just give me a tasty fucking taco.

... isn't that why people vacation in third world locales such as mexico and india?

That which does not destroy me, something something.

NOLAN! FROM THE INTERNET!

Another sighting.

Weekend Blogs

Ray: UNH! Yeah, you heard me!
Roast Beef: Oh man such good ribs
Mr. Bear: The Tree is Watered.
Little Nephew: Campin' wit da H.O.O.L.I.E.S.

Today's Blogs

Pat: Oh, this is TOTAL bullshit.
Lyle: gonzo sexcart
Onstad: Risotto Wars are Ended
Little Nephew: Blackberry got tha golden shower

Onstad and Teodor both chide each other for appreciating the work of/emulating the style of Jamie Oliver.

Something doesn't add up, here.

Man, Pat's blog is straight out of Reno 911

Panel five is missing a SHOVE

Ray looks winded from the step he was pushed from.

he's just Disappointed.