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Pat's Message Board Thursday, February 13, 2003 • read strip Viewing 42 comments:

It truly does suck the c0q

Vlad knows how to troll.

Sounds like Little Nephew's blog.

i have had whoper

How true, every message board always has some wank named after a Daedalus reference.

For Please sake. Seriously Pat.

"Oh for please sake" made me laugh out loud. Laughter on the second panel of a six-panel strip. Beat that, Garfield .

I waited in mad anticipation for each strip of this particular story line

Vlad's punctuation in the fifth panel is immense.

One time I was playing Street Fighter and I lost to Zangief so badly he quoted panel 5 directly. Then he started to drop his speedo and, knowing what was next, I turned the TV off in shame.

You made me giggle.

How do you know that Zangief's ass is bad?

I saw that this comment has been sitting here for two weeks without anybody adding WHY FIND OUT after it, but the true answer is that Zangief's ass is bad because it's covered in scars and creature bites from fighting bears in the Siberian Wilderness.

I know a lot more about fictional fighting game strongmen than any reasonable person ought to.

I thought everyone knew that.

I didn't notice it the first time I read this strip, but Pat's wildly inappropriate choice of soundtrack for his website is a nice detail.

It always struck me as the sort of thing he would hate, though.

Some of my all time favourite Achewoods are basically Onstad lampooning Internet users. THE DUDE HAS GOT NO MERCY.

It says 'Posts: 0' right next to his first post.

Of course. He created a profile just to flame the Subway page.

Yeah but what I'm saying is, he's made one post. Shouldn't it say 'Posts: 1' ?

He hasn't posted it yet; there's more vitriol yet to be dished out on www.patssubway.forum.com.

A comment left by lahnnabell was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, goocifer, erinye, Darthemed)

I'm reasonably sure it's the "Brown Sugar" from the Stones (the Rolling ones).

Vlad may be a dick, but you don't get to be the King of Make-Outs with kindness alone.

Some things just shouldn't have forums.

But if we didn't have tiny forums set out for the trolls to eat, then even more of them would come to Wikipedia.

BURN!

It must be a MIDI of "brown sugar" or else it won't work.

There is a distinct smell of lady-juice under Vlad's bridge.

I like how Vlad's user rank on the forum is "6'' Veggie"

I know, totally. I think this might be my favorite Vlad strip ever.

I saw that too and thought perhaps that was the default on the message board, like "Old female" on assetbar.

if pat, a noted vegan, designed this forum, why is the veggie the lowest ranking of sandwich?

VLAD THINKS IN AN ACCENT.

Well, don't you think in your own accent?

Here we see Vlad tapping up Gladi8's inspiration.

Does the 'AUTHOR' details quote 6" Veggie? WTF!

Sorry, didn't notice the 6" comment above mine.
I'll get me coat then.

I want Vlad to write my research proposal for me. I might get more money. Though I think its more likely I'll get thrown the fuck out of my job. It may be worth it though...........

So this is where her name comes from.

I just noticed the Tab key has its own sound effect. The mouse clicks, the other keys tap, but Tab doesn't mess around with traditional onomatopoeia.

is 'brown sugar' about getting some lovin' from a black lady, or is it about partaking of heroin?