notself +0 -0
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zem +2 -1
I should use the lispy comeback

saint +33 -2
making fun of a man with no lisp by using a lisp is pretty damn insulting.

tekende +11 -1
This is another thing I will strongly consider doing to my children if I ever have any and they piss me off.

anticitizen +1 -0
Yeah I have a running list of such things in my head as well.

mortshire +15 -1
lie bot has a beauty in his soul.

wittyname +11 -2
ROBOTS HAVE NO SOULS.

mortshire +5 -0
:C

i_love_kate +0 -0
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deusoma +2 -0
It's an emoticon with a really big frown, what's there to figure out?

i_love_kate +0 -0
I don't remember. D:

just_a_vulture +0 -0

i_love_kate +0 -0
Oh shit! It's a vulture! Get in the car!

dusty +2 -0
Since the truth hurts more than anything, is he not therefore the gentlest soul?

rapid_roy +8 -0
Beneath his cold, metal exterior, Lie Bot dreams of one day touring with a bluegrass band.

spinynorman +43 -2
When you slap a magnet on his head he sings "Jimmy Crack Corn" but alters the lyrics to be insulting comments about both corn and those within visual range.

c_dizzle +4 -0
Chubbed for the futurama reference.
It's hard to play both treble and bass clef on a banjo, I'd reckon.

doctorbeene +0 -0
Chubbied for the banjo vernacular.

foea +4 -0
Take that, you stupid corn.

straw +0 -0
I'm pretty sure he doesn't like playing the banjo, though.

dusty +0 -0
I'm sure that somehow, even without lyrics, his music lies to you.

jasonpaulmiller +0 -0
very interesting melody there.

boxus +38 -0
very familiar melody...

1000hz +0 -0
I bet you Todd would charge Lie Bot royalties if he found out about this.

thatskotkid +5 -0
I'm sort of scared that anyone found out about this.

crinklebat +12 -1
I'm sort of delighted that anyone found out about this.

heyman +0 -0
wonderful spot, you've got good eyes

odei +3 -0
Lie Bot's shoes disturb me every time.

nutmeg +1 -1
stuff it lie bot's shoes are banger!

spectre +0 -0
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aperson +5 -0
Onstad manages to convey 'garage' with such economy of line and tone.

joeyramoney +1 -0
lie bot is playing in the bass and treble clefs at the same time. i'm fairly sure that isn't possible on a banjo.

thatskotkid +17 -0
He's playing a duet with his MIDI sequencer.

tekende +5 -0
It's an elaborate lie.

honesttom +0 -0
The banjo is one of the all time great comedy instruments.

xerol +56 -0
bbbanjo.mp3

It appears to be in some kind of 13/8 meter.

waldo913 +0 -0
Holy crap nice going. Chubbied.

I guess it's not necessary to be skilled in musical composition if you're as fantastic at art, cooking, writing and humor as Onstad.

Or maybe robots play a different sort of music than the rest of us...

deusoma +0 -0
I like to imagine that Onstad totally knows what it sounds like and that Lie Bot just sucks at composing, but the alt text makes that exceedingly unlikely.

kelsotimebomb +1 -0
Hella chubbied. However, you forgot the sustained whole notes over the first measure.

But dang, sir, if this isn't a Thing, I don't know what is.

qingofchina +0 -0
The terrible thing is that you would have to be moderately talented to play all of that on the banjo.

lrosetw8 +0 -0
Robot music!

steinhauser +6 -0
I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer...

seph +1 -0
Robots can't eat dinner, but they can mad run Subways.

puguglypress +0 -0
The robot lashed out at his friend's masculinity to hide his own unmet needs.

milo +0 -0
thing is, your meant to play bass and treble notes simultaneously on a banjo, bass with thumb treble with index and middle fingers. this technique is also used for guitars and such

carlyle +0 -0
The Derisive Wispth is unbecoming of a man of Lie Bot's stature.

nephilim8 +0 -0
Except he's a robot.

hw.