andrew_
+1 -0
HA!
hahahaha. Man, my feelings are so pro on this one.
HA!
hahahaha. Man, my feelings are so pro on this one.
jstegall
+1 -0
"I quit it one thousand times!"
"I quit it one thousand times!"
jamers
+24 -0
"Yooo go to hell you dumb fellow!" There is no way to regain lost ground after a jab like that.
"Yooo go to hell you dumb fellow!" There is no way to regain lost ground after a jab like that.
epicurus
+1 -2
I have been on the receiving end of that particular retort a few times; it is grievous.
I have been on the receiving end of that particular retort a few times; it is grievous.
achilleselbow
+8 -0
So not only do you go around repeating lines from Achewood all the time, but you live in some sort of wonderful world where everyone else does too. I am envious.
So not only do you go around repeating lines from Achewood all the time, but you live in some sort of wonderful world where everyone else does too. I am envious.
epicurus
+8 -0
You've not had my life. Don't judge me.
You've not had my life. Don't judge me.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Answering with a quote; the perfect quote.
Answering with a quote; the perfect quote.
foetus_punch
+4 -2
I moved to Vancouver a couple years ago, and we've got this suburb, Surrey. The first time I went there, an Indian man called me "dumb fellow" for TRIPPING ON A SIDEWALK. LIKE AN ASSHOLE. LATER, I WAS JUMPED AND LIGHTLY STABBED.
I wish I could say that this didn't impact my opinion of Indian people. I really do.
I moved to Vancouver a couple years ago, and we've got this suburb, Surrey. The first time I went there, an Indian man called me "dumb fellow" for TRIPPING ON A SIDEWALK. LIKE AN ASSHOLE. LATER, I WAS JUMPED AND LIGHTLY STABBED.
I wish I could say that this didn't impact my opinion of Indian people. I really do.
shutup_shutup
+2 -0
Couldn't it impact your opinion of Surrey instead? That seems like a much healthier way to go about it.
Couldn't it impact your opinion of Surrey instead? That seems like a much healthier way to go about it.
foetus_punch
+1 -1
Maybe if I wasn't so racist, I would be less racist.
Honestly, I already hated Surrey, and I don't mind Indian people. I am sorry I was racist.
Maybe if I wasn't so racist, I would be less racist.
Honestly, I already hated Surrey, and I don't mind Indian people. I am sorry I was racist.
saint
+7 -0
how about by murder? it's how nice pete solves things.
how about by murder? it's how nice pete solves things.
batraygirl
+1 -0
NP feels that everyone is fancier than he is, because he is afraid he is low.
NP feels that everyone is fancier than he is, because he is afraid he is low.
woodenteeth
+1 -0
and (un)funnily enough this is a lot of psychotic murderers MAJOR concern
and (un)funnily enough this is a lot of psychotic murderers MAJOR concern
tekende
+0 -0
Why the "un?" That's hilarious.
Why the "un?" That's hilarious.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I like to retain a mantle of compassion even for the Nice Pete's of the world. Obviously I find it hilarious in my deep dark soul.
I like to retain a mantle of compassion even for the Nice Pete's of the world. Obviously I find it hilarious in my deep dark soul.
cpnglxynchos
+10 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
woodenteeth
+0 -0
I helped fund the store front. He'd been online for so long.
I helped fund the store front. He'd been online for so long.
vheissu
+0 -0
SHIT I repeated your theory above! I tried to give you credit because I thought you commented on a different strip. I lose.
SHIT I repeated your theory above! I tried to give you credit because I thought you commented on a different strip. I lose.
asherdan
+0 -0
A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, GSurge, Moraiat, SotiCoto)
A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by apocowarg, GSurge, Moraiat, SotiCoto)
ssddr
+0 -0
I have taken to calling people "Fancy son of a bitch"
I have taken to calling people "Fancy son of a bitch"
steerpike66
+3 -0
You really have to be able to do a decent Indian accent to get how funny Hajul's kiss-off sounds.
You really have to be able to do a decent Indian accent to get how funny Hajul's kiss-off sounds.
jackparsons
+1 -0
The pencil in the mouth in the first 2 panels.
The pencil in the mouth in the first 2 panels.
nagsworth
+0 -0
He always looks like that when he's on the phone with a pen, in some weird camp way, even if he's plotting to kill someone with a USB device.
He always looks like that when he's on the phone with a pen, in some weird camp way, even if he's plotting to kill someone with a USB device.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Confirm for me that your avatar is a Game Boy Camera creation.
Confirm for me that your avatar is a Game Boy Camera creation.
nagsworth
+0 -0
Naw man it's a Photoshop job. A very quick one though.
Naw man it's a Photoshop job. A very quick one though.
tekende
+15 -0
HE DID NOT ASK YOU TO CONTRADICT HIM
HE DEMANDED YOUR CONFIRMATION
HE DID NOT ASK YOU TO CONTRADICT HIM
HE DEMANDED YOUR CONFIRMATION
nagsworth
+0 -0
You are Nice Pete and I claim my £5.
You are Nice Pete and I claim my £5.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Also, good avatar/comment combination, Tekende. Terrifing, almost.
Also, good avatar/comment combination, Tekende. Terrifing, almost.
tekende
+5 -0
haha
CONFIRM OR I WILL LIFT YOU BY YOUR JUNK
haha
CONFIRM OR I WILL LIFT YOU BY YOUR JUNK
tekende
+0 -0
Crikey. This doesn't make sense anymore now that I have changed my avatar.
Crikey. This doesn't make sense anymore now that I have changed my avatar.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Whoa, you were that Tekende?
Whoa, you were that Tekende?
tekende
+0 -0
Yes?
Yes?
homepie
+0 -0
Only insult Nice Pete if you are several thousand miles away. Even then it's still a gamble if he's going to kill you or not.
Only insult Nice Pete if you are several thousand miles away. Even then it's still a gamble if he's going to kill you or not.
bixschmix
+13 -0
HIS VAN OF DEATH HAS WHEELS AND AMERICA'S HIGHWAY SYSTEM IS SECOND TO NONE
HIS VAN OF DEATH HAS WHEELS AND AMERICA'S HIGHWAY SYSTEM IS SECOND TO NONE
telegramsiam
+0 -0
this is one of my favorites
this is one of my favorites
charchar
+0 -0
And of course Hajul thinks it's a vegetable cuttar(sic). Maybe it really is, though. Maybe I can hope Ray and T are in for some furious antipasto. Maybe..
And of course Hajul thinks it's a vegetable cuttar(sic). Maybe it really is, though. Maybe I can hope Ray and T are in for some furious antipasto. Maybe..
tekende
+0 -0
Man, Hajul was ready for this. He knew as soon as Nice Pete called him it was going to be about the driver. He stone cold knew.
Man, Hajul was ready for this. He knew as soon as Nice Pete called him it was going to be about the driver. He stone cold knew.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
he knew !
he knew !
terrainasaur
+0 -0
love what nice pete's doing with his hand in the fifth panel.
love what nice pete's doing with his hand in the fifth panel.
I wonder what made Hajul "fancy."
In Scropes' mind, knowledge of contractual obligation is the height of fancy.
Scropes? Cropes, people. Damn did I ever screw that one right up.
Your handle is literally ass in your pants. We will be forgiving.
Scropes.com debases urban myths!
NO
YES
NO!
Are you sure?
MAYBE
Could you repeat the question?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG
Could you repeat the question?
Could you repeat the question?
Could you repeat the question?
This took a turn for the confusing...
Could you repeat the question?
Could you repeat the question?
Could you STOP REPEATING THE QUESTION?
Could you repeat the question?
Could you repeat the question?
Could you repeat the question?
This is why we can't have nice things around here.
Life is unfair.
YES
And how has nobody marked Atticus's repetitions as spam NOR lamed them, when they actually are spam AND lame? Has EVERYONE lost the ability?
NO
It could also be the accent... he likes it.
In NP's mind, anyone who is condescending to him is fancy. Like someone else had said before me, NP fears that he is low.