william
+4 -2
I kind of like these better than his non-rediculous pants.
I kind of like these better than his non-rediculous pants.
closefriend
+7 -1
To call this a small matter would be rediculous.
To call this a small matter would be rediculous.
stuart
+6 -0
Possibly undiculous?
Possibly undiculous?
centipede_damascus
+4 -1
British slang is the best stuff ever.
British slang is the best stuff ever.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
too right, eh wot
too right, eh wot
soticoto
+0 -2
It'd be even better if we (the Brits) actually used it.
Ever.
It'd be even better if we (the Brits) actually used it.
Ever.
saint
+2 -0
i would've thought calling them his cabbages and cod would've done the trick.
i would've thought calling them his cabbages and cod would've done the trick.
deusoma
+6 -0
If not then certainly balls and pencil.
Fun fact: I actually wrote "balls and penis" and was a split second away from posting before I noticed.
If not then certainly balls and pencil.
Fun fact: I actually wrote "balls and penis" and was a split second away from posting before I noticed.
budenhagen
+1 -0
Hmm... maybe it was lupus that made you do it.
Hmm... maybe it was lupus that made you do it.
farqussus
+3 -0
Probably not. It never is.
Probably not. It never is.
chaesar
+10 -0
Are those monster sunflowers growing around the house?
Are those monster sunflowers growing around the house?
jezebel
+1 -0
Yes. And the chimney resembles a liquor bottle. That chimney is rad.
Yes. And the chimney resembles a liquor bottle. That chimney is rad.
biomusicologist
+8 -0
Ray's rad chimney?
Ray's rad chimney?
jezebel
+0 -0
Exactly.
Exactly.
jhunter
+0 -0
the chimney was demolished and rebuilt in a less tantalizing fashion after a nasty incident where lyle tried to pick it up, only to develop a hernia.
the chimney was demolished and rebuilt in a less tantalizing fashion after a nasty incident where lyle tried to pick it up, only to develop a hernia.
flynn
+4 -0
One might argue that these are the less ridiculous pants, but I am highly uncomfortable having my attention drawn to a five year old otter's can.
One might argue that these are the less ridiculous pants, but I am highly uncomfortable having my attention drawn to a five year old otter's can.
nutmeg
+1 -0
I'm sorry! None of those terms mean anything to me!
I'm sorry! None of those terms mean anything to me!
brzbee
+0 -0
I use this line all the time.
I use this line all the time.
steerpike66
+1 -0
His meat and two veg.
His meat and two veg.
kelsotimebomb
+0 -0
Frank and beans?
Frank and beans?
junko
+0 -0
"Nose and spectacles" is genuius
"Nose and spectacles" is genuius
tetrisattack
+7 -2
really don't mind if I sit this one out
(if you don't get it, see the title)
really don't mind if I sit this one out
(if you don't get it, see the title)
thunderbat
+0 -0
Hell yes.
Hell yes.
cousinted
+5 -1
I may make you feel
but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter
Your love's in the sink
I may make you feel
but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter
Your love's in the sink
morypcaina
+14 -0
but your roller skate's worn at the hee-h-ee-h-ee-h-eel
and your suckin'-dick van needs new whee-h-ee-h-ee-eels
and Culpepper don't know how it fee-h-ee-h-ee-hi-ee-uhlls...
to be thick as a super-size homo jackass
but your roller skate's worn at the hee-h-ee-h-ee-h-eel
and your suckin'-dick van needs new whee-h-ee-h-ee-eels
and Culpepper don't know how it fee-h-ee-h-ee-hi-ee-uhlls...
to be thick as a super-size homo jackass
tellumo
+0 -0
awesome. Chubbies disbursed.
awesome. Chubbies disbursed.
pwb
+0 -1
holy crap, this one still cracks me up
5
holy crap, this one still cracks me up
5
plummet
+0 -0
cain and abels
hee hee! oh, hee hee!
cain and abels
hee hee! oh, hee hee!
circadin
+0 -1
Tragically forced to rank 4 instead of 5 because Onstad wouldn't use Twat Jockey or Rad Chilies.
Tragically forced to rank 4 instead of 5 because Onstad wouldn't use Twat Jockey or Rad Chilies.
envika
+0 -0
Billy Idol would not say "Rad Chilies". As much as you want him to.
Billy Idol would not say "Rad Chilies". As much as you want him to.
zem
+1 -0
Ray would understand 'Rad Chilies'
Ray would understand 'Rad Chilies'
honesttom
+2 -1
An entertaining strip, but tragic abuse of the word "punter" in panel 1.
An entertaining strip, but tragic abuse of the word "punter" in panel 1.
hypoluxa
+4 -0
I'm not sure, but "Twat Jockey" might be the best term I've ever heard for it.
I'm not sure, but "Twat Jockey" might be the best term I've ever heard for it.
windfish
+1 -0
I haven't seen a 5-year-old who smoked since elementary school.
I haven't seen a 5-year-old who smoked since elementary school.
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
which would make sense, wouldn't it?
which would make sense, wouldn't it?
korukyu
+0 -1
Maybe he doesn't understand because, despite his oft-talked about BONE, he is a little bit... neutered.
Maybe he doesn't understand because, despite his oft-talked about BONE, he is a little bit... neutered.
semiquaver
+2 -0
No he isn't. That was another pup. Why the hell is this even a thing any more? Jesus.
No he isn't. That was another pup. Why the hell is this even a thing any more? Jesus.
gussiejives
+0 -0
5 for the Tull reference.
5 for the Tull reference.
snowman
+0 -0
Twat Jockey!!
Twat Jockey!!
nonamejoe
+0 -1
08/01/2002: Chris finally gets around to watching "Austin Powers", that movie everybody had been talking about (five years previously)
08/01/2002: Chris finally gets around to watching "Austin Powers", that movie everybody had been talking about (five years previously)
sleepyhead
+0 -0
the worst thing Billy Idol ever snarled was "Rock-A-Billy Idol!!!"
the worst thing Billy Idol ever snarled was "Rock-A-Billy Idol!!!"
tessebatt
+0 -0
So this is where "peter" came from!
So this is where "peter" came from!
flim
+0 -0
The thing is, Ray knows what Phillipe is saying, and Phillipe does not.
The thing is, Ray knows what Phillipe is saying, and Phillipe does not.
radarjammer
+0 -0
His steak and potatoes, if you will.
His steak and potatoes, if you will.
vweep
+3 -0
How about his...
Ray Gun?
How about his...
Ray Gun?
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
Ray, Ray, Ray. For a guy who gets his swerve on all the time I would expect you to know some slang for your unit.
Ray, Ray, Ray. For a guy who gets his swerve on all the time I would expect you to know some slang for your unit.
rowboat
+0 -0
Another popular misnomer. Despite the image he lives his life trying to cultivate, Ray's sexual encounters are actually few and far between. If you take away regrettable ex-girlfriend hookups, he's nearly celibate.
Another popular misnomer. Despite the image he lives his life trying to cultivate, Ray's sexual encounters are actually few and far between. If you take away regrettable ex-girlfriend hookups, he's nearly celibate.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
I do not have any non-ridiculous pants
I do not have any non-ridiculous pants
scion
+0 -0
His Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
His Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
tekende
+0 -0
His Fred Schneider and the Shake Society
His Fred Schneider and the Shake Society
hobit
+0 -0
a very good episode
a very good episode
changuitotuerto
+0 -0
We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson.
Excuse me?
We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson.
Excuse me?
redtheblue
+0 -0
his fish and chips
his fish and chips
_pink
+1 -0
His purple headed womb ferret.
His purple headed womb ferret.
snapdragon
+0 -0
his dr. seuss?
his green eggs and ham?
his bullwinkle and rockies?
his ding-a-ling and chuck-berries?
his dr. seuss?
his green eggs and ham?
his bullwinkle and rockies?
his ding-a-ling and chuck-berries?
tttt2
+0 -0
all night they were doing this shit
all night they were doing this shit
His rad chillies?
Yeah, his twat jockey.
Wedding tackle. Dangle. Lap pinky. Trouser mouse. You name the inanimate object, we can somehow or another bend it until it refers to man-junk.
Hmmm.....how about...sweater?
Well, I could relate sweater to scrotum pretty easily, I suppose. It's your nad sweater. Like sweaters, it doesn't enjoy being wet all the time.
Sweater is easy! Specifically turtle-necks.
Doesn't nad sweater refer more to the pubic hair rather than the pole and pullies?
That last panel is some Doonesbury shit.
His snake in a sweater
His chin sweater
His Abercrombies and Fitch
Dang, it is pretty
hard... er, difficult.Abercrombies and Fitch, that is just beautiful.
His Alfred Hitch____.
Alfred and hitchcock.
His penis and testes?
Moisture-seeking meat-missile?
New band name: Twat Jockey and the Rad Chilies.
His Bert and Ernies