fuckyoufriday
+8 -0
He might have to pray extra just for thinking of something so grotesque.
He might have to pray extra just for thinking of something so grotesque.
norsef
+3 -1
And for not being brave enough to moisten a toasted codgers eyes for them.
And for not being brave enough to moisten a toasted codgers eyes for them.
tekende
+37 -0
"Toasted codger" sounds like an English breakfast food.
"Are you going to eat that toasted codger?"
"Trade you for your blood pudding."
"Right right, jolly good."
"Toasted codger" sounds like an English breakfast food.
"Are you going to eat that toasted codger?"
"Trade you for your blood pudding."
"Right right, jolly good."
norsef
+7 -0
Hmm, that is how we talk.
So chubby for that.
Hmm, that is how we talk.
So chubby for that.
tekende
+0 -0
I probably should have thrown an "I say" in there somewhere too.
I probably should have thrown an "I say" in there somewhere too.
soticoto
+0 -0
Given that codger here is fairly common slang for "old man"... it would be a good trade for a blood pudding.
Given that codger here is fairly common slang for "old man"... it would be a good trade for a blood pudding.
gunsofray
+0 -0
chubbied for 'toasted codger'.
chubbied for 'toasted codger'.
epicurus
+4 -0
I think the no-eyelid moistening one is overkill for bed-wetting. I think God only makes you do that if you accidentally pee in holy water etc.
I think the no-eyelid moistening one is overkill for bed-wetting. I think God only makes you do that if you accidentally pee in holy water etc.
joeyramoney
+6 -0
how do you do that accidentally?
how do you do that accidentally?
cousinted
+52 -0
Liquor
Liquor
norsef
+15 -1
Liquor? I hardly know her!
Liquor? I hardly know her!
jdhenry105
+55 -1
Kind of how I "accidentally" kissed my buddy's ex-girlfriend the other day.
Sometimes "accidentally" means "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
Kind of how I "accidentally" kissed my buddy's ex-girlfriend the other day.
Sometimes "accidentally" means "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
straw
+5 -0
And, as cousinted indicated, that's when the liquor comes into the equation.
And, as cousinted indicated, that's when the liquor comes into the equation.
jollysaintpete
+13 -0
hah, your buddy saw this and lamed you
hah, your buddy saw this and lamed you
pa_ass_nts
+0 -0
Honest mistake
Honest mistake
epicurus
+3 -0
Very throroughly.
Very throroughly.
boscostacy
+0 -0
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dougthehead
+6 -0
Or giving yourself a man-douche using His special wooden bowl.
Or giving yourself a man-douche using His special wooden bowl.
ted0phile
+1 -0
I'm not sure how to feel about this comment.
I'm not sure how to feel about this comment.
dougthehead
+1 -0
Ah, that's why you listed your reaction as "neutral." Having noticed this, I now appreciate your comment enough to feel vaguely "pro" about it.
Ah, that's why you listed your reaction as "neutral." Having noticed this, I now appreciate your comment enough to feel vaguely "pro" about it.
soticoto
+0 -0
Aroused?
Aroused?
gunsofray
+0 -0
I want to man-douche in holy water..
I want to man-douche in holy water..
xndrew
+1 -0
My enjoyment of this little thread about peeing in holy water gives me questions about myself. Bad questions.
My enjoyment of this little thread about peeing in holy water gives me questions about myself. Bad questions.
joeyramoney
+2 -0
phillipe is a great distillation of early childhood.
phillipe is a great distillation of early childhood.
gunsofray
+0 -0
Phillipe is five.
.. somebody had to say it.
Phillipe is five.
.. somebody had to say it.
apocowarg
+17 -0
alt text "unblinking, they await Phillipe's help" so far the creepiest alt text i've seen.
alt text "unblinking, they await Phillipe's help" so far the creepiest alt text i've seen.
gumfish
+1 -0
I thought it was kind of adorable. A level of trust most will never know.
I thought it was kind of adorable. A level of trust most will never know.
farqussus
+15 -0
adorable? I'll be peeing MY bed tonight thinking of melt-faced children who can't blinkred eyes leaking, teary goo solidifying on their cheeks, whimpering for mist.
adorable? I'll be peeing MY bed tonight thinking of melt-faced children who can't blinkred eyes leaking, teary goo solidifying on their cheeks, whimpering for mist.
pdg
+0 -0
That is poetry, man.
That is poetry, man.
diggidy
+1 -0
ha ha, whimpering for mist. That image slays me.
Oh my god, I am a terrible person.
ha ha, whimpering for mist. That image slays me.
Oh my god, I am a terrible person.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Whimpering for Mist. I can picture the Hot Topic shirt right now.
Whimpering for Mist. I can picture the Hot Topic shirt right now.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
it's got meaning .
it's got meaning .
bilingualmonkey
+0 -0
Top "alt".
Top "alt".
charchar
+3 -0
Dude, I volunteered at the library last summer. That is poor bargaining on Phillipe's part because I got to play with balloon animals & glitter-glue.
Dude, I volunteered at the library last summer. That is poor bargaining on Phillipe's part because I got to play with balloon animals & glitter-glue.
relaxing
+1 -0
this strip is completely devoid of irony.
in a way it is more shocking than any other achewood.
this strip is completely devoid of irony.
in a way it is more shocking than any other achewood.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
Sheesh, the imagination on this kid!
Sheesh, the imagination on this kid!
ravigotte
+2 -0
I'm really liking Philippe's "praying face"
I'm really liking Philippe's "praying face"
berami
+1 -0
He scares himself so much he has to stop, gasp and second guess himself. I love how those two pairs of little curved lines manage to make him look so repentant.
He scares himself so much he has to stop, gasp and second guess himself. I love how those two pairs of little curved lines manage to make him look so repentant.
fattypneumonia
+0 -0
Meet God halfway. Pee in the holy water, THEN use it to mist the eyes of the lidless codgers.
See y'all in hell.
Meet God halfway. Pee in the holy water, THEN use it to mist the eyes of the lidless codgers.
See y'all in hell.
garfield
+0 -0
As it turns out, burn victims don't really like comedies.
As it turns out, burn victims don't really like comedies.
badgerzombie
+0 -0
that image is never leaving my head. It'll hunt my dreams. Not as sad as the retrded man and the egg.
that image is never leaving my head. It'll hunt my dreams. Not as sad as the retrded man and the egg.
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