greymantledwolf
+5 -0
RUUUUUDE
RUUUUUDE
rogergs
+28 -0
Teodor's libido stands dissected.
Teodor's libido stands dissected.
scorpio_nadir
+4 -0
flayed.bozack.
flayed.bozack.
lexsenthur
+1 -0
Ruined Junk!
Ruined Junk!
deancain29
+2 -2
soo fucking funny
soo fucking funny
jesler729
+3 -0
Hee hee. Porny.
Hee hee. Porny.
stuart
+11 -1
Rod Huggins prefers tops like Pat, in other words.
Rod Huggins prefers tops like Pat, in other words.
jackparsons
+0 -0
A comment left by jackparsons was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Deusoma, atticusonline, DorothyPoopBot)
A comment left by jackparsons was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Deusoma, atticusonline, DorothyPoopBot)
_cheesekayke
+8 -2
At this point we are unsure as to whether Teodor is going to make out with Rod Huggins' dick.
At this point we are unsure as to whether Teodor is going to make out with Rod Huggins' dick.
carlyle
+3 -1
YES thank you I can READ because it is RIGHT there in FRONT OF me
YES thank you I can READ because it is RIGHT there in FRONT OF me
ariamaki
+1 -0
Huh- It is almost like AltText doesn't display for some people, or there was a point in time where it wouldn't display for nearly anyone, and you are being a dick to a dude about it.
Oh wait.
Huh- It is almost like AltText doesn't display for some people, or there was a point in time where it wouldn't display for nearly anyone, and you are being a dick to a dude about it.
Oh wait.
carlyle
+0 -0
I chubbied you because I see where you are coming from. I was a different person ten months ago.
But now I've quite the hard drugs, the drinkin', landed a job and got a lady! I'm a new man!
I chubbied you because I see where you are coming from. I was a different person ten months ago.
But now I've quite the hard drugs, the drinkin', landed a job and got a lady! I'm a new man!
hypoluxa
+9 -0
Yet another one where the alt text brings it on home for me.
Yet another one where the alt text brings it on home for me.
zem
+2 -0
yeah alt text makes this one a five
yeah alt text makes this one a five
dusty
+12 -0
God how I wish i could save a baby seal in front of Kate Winslet. Or a baby polar bear in front of that girl from almost famous. I'd even be happy with rescuing a duck in front of the lady who plays Phoebe on Friends.
God how I wish i could save a baby seal in front of Kate Winslet. Or a baby polar bear in front of that girl from almost famous. I'd even be happy with rescuing a duck in front of the lady who plays Phoebe on Friends.
professorhazard
+6 -1
The next logical steps are:
- rescuing a small rodent in front of Kathy Griffin
- rescuing an insect in front of Lisa Lampanelli
The next logical steps are:
- rescuing a small rodent in front of Kathy Griffin
- rescuing an insect in front of Lisa Lampanelli
dusty
+20 -0
and finally, changing your mind about eating a walnut in front of Kathy lee Gifford.
and finally, changing your mind about eating a walnut in front of Kathy lee Gifford.
cailetshadow
+9 -0
or refraining from beating your child in front of eleanor roosevelt.
or refraining from beating your child in front of eleanor roosevelt.
dusty
+0 -0
To reach this comment go down in greatness then back in time.
To reach this comment go down in greatness then back in time.
belgand
+5 -1
Or rape a pony to death in front of Queen Victoria.
Or rape a pony to death in front of Queen Victoria.
atticusonline
+3 -0
...what?
...what?
belgand
+3 -0
The axis was established as "young, attractive person from a recent time period" and "act of kindness or great evil".
Queen Victoria is both older and significantly less attractive than Eleanor Roosevelt and raping a pony to death is basically the worst thing a person can do.
The axis was established as "young, attractive person from a recent time period" and "act of kindness or great evil".
Queen Victoria is both older and significantly less attractive than Eleanor Roosevelt and raping a pony to death is basically the worst thing a person can do.
dusty
+12 -0
I can see you were trying to do some kind of opposite thing, but the original line was about and odd way impressing a woman, and what you described an odd way of declaring war on England, which is skew of impressing a woman, but not quite opposite to it. But maybe I'm mistaken and you just feel that queen Victoria is a little bit sexy and would be mildly impressed by the act of raping a pony to death. I defy you to find that sentence written anywhere else in the world.
I can see you were trying to do some kind of opposite thing, but the original line was about and odd way impressing a woman, and what you described an odd way of declaring war on England, which is skew of impressing a woman, but not quite opposite to it. But maybe I'm mistaken and you just feel that queen Victoria is a little bit sexy and would be mildly impressed by the act of raping a pony to death. I defy you to find that sentence written anywhere else in the world.
belgand
+11 -0
I didn't say I was raping the pony at her. Or that it was her pony. I just happen to be raping a pony to death and, oh look, here comes Queen Victoria....
I didn't say I was raping the pony at her. Or that it was her pony. I just happen to be raping a pony to death and, oh look, here comes Queen Victoria....
atticusonline
+3 -0
You keep your penis away from this message board.
You keep your penis away from this message board.
dusty
+0 -0
It's like how a glove slap is a challenge for duel, its not that it necessitates war, but that it is a signal of that intention.
It's like how a glove slap is a challenge for duel, its not that it necessitates war, but that it is a signal of that intention.
belgand
+3 -0
I'm not raping the pony at her, she merely observes me raping a pony to death. Perhaps I'm not even raping the pony in England, but some other country that she just happens to be in at the moment.
I'm not raping the pony at her, she merely observes me raping a pony to death. Perhaps I'm not even raping the pony in England, but some other country that she just happens to be in at the moment.
cailetshadow
+0 -0
Well, now it just sounds like a hit new reality tv show.
Well, now it just sounds like a hit new reality tv show.
belgand
+3 -1
Do you rape a pony, but lose if in doing so you cause it to die? The goal being to rape the pony as hard and long as possible, but not kill it?
Do you rape a pony, but lose if in doing so you cause it to die? The goal being to rape the pony as hard and long as possible, but not kill it?
atticusonline
+2 -0
Is...is that how they make veal?
Is...is that how they make veal?
cailetshadow
+1 -0
Have you been talking to Lie Bot again, little Philippe?
Have you been talking to Lie Bot again, little Philippe?
tekende
+3 -0
What the fuck happened here
What the fuck happened here
belgand
+3 -0
Oh, did you want a turn with the pony?
Oh, did you want a turn with the pony?
atticusonline
+2 -0
This veal is delicious!
This veal is delicious!
rumblefish
+0 -0
By offering Queen Victoria a chance at the tender young pony you have mollified her avoiding war.
By offering Queen Victoria a chance at the tender young pony you have mollified her avoiding war.
spicyponyhead
+1 -0
I'm coming back here, several months after I read and chubbied this comment, to say how fucking awesome it is.
I shared this with my boyfriend, who I've gotten into Achewood, and soon afterwards, a small framed portrait of Queen Victoria appeared in his home.
I'm coming back here, several months after I read and chubbied this comment, to say how fucking awesome it is.
I shared this with my boyfriend, who I've gotten into Achewood, and soon afterwards, a small framed portrait of Queen Victoria appeared in his home.
spicyponyhead
+0 -0
p.s. to get back here, I typed in "rape pony queen victoria achewood" (without quotes) to Google. Frighteningly, there were other results, one being a 19 year old Female's OKCupid dating profile.
p.s. to get back here, I typed in "rape pony queen victoria achewood" (without quotes) to Google. Frighteningly, there were other results, one being a 19 year old Female's OKCupid dating profile.
belgand
+0 -0
Was she a pony girl?
Was she a pony girl?
dusty
+0 -0
She probably just listed her favorite music as Rape Pony Queen and Victoria Achewood. It is a bit odd to see a hair metal band and an American idol singer on the same list.
She probably just listed her favorite music as Rape Pony Queen and Victoria Achewood. It is a bit odd to see a hair metal band and an American idol singer on the same list.
spicyponyhead
+0 -0
I searched again, just to find out. She's an autistic 19 year old from Alaska who's taken over 3500 "quizzes" on OKCupid. I guess there's nothing else to do in Alaska?
Choice quote from her profile: "You find me interesting but are NOT a pervert...and please try to spell right"
I searched again, just to find out. She's an autistic 19 year old from Alaska who's taken over 3500 "quizzes" on OKCupid. I guess there's nothing else to do in Alaska?
Choice quote from her profile: "You find me interesting but are NOT a pervert...and please try to spell right"
xiaomimi
+22 -0
Thursday Blogs
Roast Beef: Got paid, so here is more poetry.
Today's Blogs
Teodor: The Mr. Bear Call-Out!
Onstad: Salad Dressing Man.
Thursday Blogs
Roast Beef: Got paid, so here is more poetry.
Today's Blogs
Teodor: The Mr. Bear Call-Out!
Onstad: Salad Dressing Man.
direhaggis
+1 -0
Shouldn't Rod Huggins be sitting somewhere in a plaza's corner comic book store, wishing he could Save vs. Spells in front of Dave Arneson (R.I.P. Gary Gygax)?
Shouldn't Rod Huggins be sitting somewhere in a plaza's corner comic book store, wishing he could Save vs. Spells in front of Dave Arneson (R.I.P. Gary Gygax)?
lawbot
+0 -0
YES
YES
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Rod Huggins is awesome. I hope for his sake it never worked out with Pat.
Rod Huggins is awesome. I hope for his sake it never worked out with Pat.
echidnaboy
+0 -0
Fuck you, Rod. Teodor put a lot of thought into that outfit.
Fuck you, Rod. Teodor put a lot of thought into that outfit.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
Kick him in the growin'! That asshole called you bullish!
Kick him in the growin'! That asshole called you bullish!
tdoom
+0 -0
Shit saving ANY seal in front of Kate Winslet would be prime.
Shit saving ANY seal in front of Kate Winslet would be prime.
puguglypress
+0 -0
The transition from the last strip to this first panel is amazing.
Go ahead. Go back and read it again.
The transition from the last strip to this first panel is amazing.
Go ahead. Go back and read it again.
Nail. On. The. Head.
That was responsive to nothing and I dare you to prove otherwise.
Teodor is somewhat angered that Huggins hit the nail on the head as far as his description of Teodor's sexual fantasies begin.
yo tambien. kate winslet is a major babe.