monkey-of-death
+64 -0
The first and only time those terrible Calvin peeing things have been funny. The smirk while he washes his hands is hysterical.
The first and only time those terrible Calvin peeing things have been funny. The smirk while he washes his hands is hysterical.
petitegitan
+48 -0
I would totally put Calvin washing his hands on my car.
I would totally put Calvin washing his hands on my car.
deancain29
+1 -2
me too
me too
vondicus
+1 -0
The arc of his urine stream is quite impressive. It would seem to bend toward justice.
The arc of his urine stream is quite impressive. It would seem to bend toward justice.
lemurthrash
+37 -1
if bill watterson ever read this strip perhaps this would be been the only officially licensed calvin sticker.
if bill watterson ever read this strip perhaps this would be been the only officially licensed calvin sticker.
stuart
+9 -1
I hate to be an asherdan, but it's really not likely he would ever agree to any merchandising.
I hate to be an asherdan, but it's really not likely he would ever agree to any merchandising.
lereya
+1 -1
So I never actually bother to read asherdan's comments. And now I never have to, because I know the general MO. Thanks! (This is not sarcasm.)
So I never actually bother to read asherdan's comments. And now I never have to, because I know the general MO. Thanks! (This is not sarcasm.)
stuart
+1 -2
You can save yourself a ton of brain sadness by putting asherdan on your ignore list, followed by retardo.
You can save yourself a ton of brain sadness by putting asherdan on your ignore list, followed by retardo.
johnnyrocker
+1 -0
There was one officially licensed T shirt, actually. It was for some Art Museum or something. Look it up.
There was one officially licensed T shirt, actually. It was for some Art Museum or something. Look it up.
charchar
+19 -0
Yo. [IMGS OFF]
Guess who firgured out how to
BBCODE PICTUUUUUURES!!!!
Yo. [IMGS OFF]
Guess who firgured out how to
BBCODE PICTUUUUUURES!!!!
spinynorman
+11 -0
My girlfriend's debate teacher in High School was Bill Watterson's brother. As the debate captain, she got to speak to him on the phone about designing T-shirts for the debate team. The one they decided on was a picture of a gent walking away from what is clearly the gates of the pits of Hell, adjusting his tie and contentedly whistling. Above it reads the words, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
My girlfriend is magic.
My girlfriend's debate teacher in High School was Bill Watterson's brother. As the debate captain, she got to speak to him on the phone about designing T-shirts for the debate team. The one they decided on was a picture of a gent walking away from what is clearly the gates of the pits of Hell, adjusting his tie and contentedly whistling. Above it reads the words, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
My girlfriend is magic.
ted0phile
+0 -0
Oh... Oh my.
That is, and I say this with absolutely no sarcasm or exaggeration, the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Oh... Oh my.
That is, and I say this with absolutely no sarcasm or exaggeration, the coolest thing I've ever heard.
belgand
+0 -0
That sounds like a truly amazing t-shirt. If there is possibly a picture of it I would be in love with the ability to see it.
That sounds like a truly amazing t-shirt. If there is possibly a picture of it I would be in love with the ability to see it.
i_love_kate
+3 -0
Marry her.
Marry her.
wolfensti
+3 -0
NOW
NOW
libelandslander
+0 -0
Spinynorman, I hope you are still with this girl, because she is still as rad as the first time I read this comment.
Spinynorman, I hope you are still with this girl, because she is still as rad as the first time I read this comment.
mr_pete
+40 -0
Philippe assumes that those pickup trucks have been vandalized to remove the second sticker. It makes him mad!
Philippe assumes that those pickup trucks have been vandalized to remove the second sticker. It makes him mad!
crinklebat
+1 -0
God. Is so perfect.
God. Is so perfect.
heavymetaljesus
+2 -0
Philippe will revolutionize the "Bad-Boy" archetype.
Philippe will revolutionize the "Bad-Boy" archetype.
jackparsons
+0 -0
A comment left by jackparsons was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Deusoma, hcaz, toughasnails001)
A comment left by jackparsons was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Deusoma, hcaz, toughasnails001)
relaxing
+0 -1
Genius.
Genius.
vincentkv
+1 -0
Two magnets just showed up on my dad's fridge: Calvin urinating on "Made in China" and, Calvin urinating on...
"Made in China"
Two magnets just showed up on my dad's fridge: Calvin urinating on "Made in China" and, Calvin urinating on...
"Made in China"
libelandslander
+0 -0
I should probably should mention that I chubbied this for your presentation of the facts and not the content of the stickers.
I should probably should mention that I chubbied this for your presentation of the facts and not the content of the stickers.
tourach3
+0 -0
fived for the depiction of responsible lavatory usage
fived for the depiction of responsible lavatory usage
xiaomimi
+17 -0
Today's Blogs
Pat: Faggot!
Lyle: sufck's the matter with me
Today's Blogs
Pat: Faggot!
Lyle: sufck's the matter with me
splendorr
+1 -0
Lyle's blog post here is the grossest thing I have ever laughed vigorously at. This is the situation "rock bottom" was invented to describe.
Lyle's blog post here is the grossest thing I have ever laughed vigorously at. This is the situation "rock bottom" was invented to describe.
direhaggis
+0 -0
The old car looks like a battery you can plug into an outlet. Like some Japanese air freshener that talks to you whenever you plug it in, throwing out inconsequential gibberish to lighten your day as it odorizes your living space for maximum tomorrow is calling today effect.
The old car looks like a battery you can plug into an outlet. Like some Japanese air freshener that talks to you whenever you plug it in, throwing out inconsequential gibberish to lighten your day as it odorizes your living space for maximum tomorrow is calling today effect.
singtralala
+0 -0
so awesome!
so awesome!
daaaaang
+0 -0
I have just ordered a license plate frame that says "MY OTHER CAR IS ... ME!"
I have just ordered a license plate frame that says "MY OTHER CAR IS ... ME!"
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
daaaaang that is very silly.
daaaaang that is very silly.
genequagmire
+1 -0
Isn't that Bowser's vehicle from.... 3? or was it world... can't remember.
Isn't that Bowser's vehicle from.... 3? or was it world... can't remember.
pmbarrett
+0 -0
yes. yes it is.
yes. yes it is.
tekende
+0 -0
Super Mario World. There is a resemblance, yeah.
Super Mario World. There is a resemblance, yeah.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
Sorry to "go there" but I'm what you call a pretty big C&H fan and I know for a fact a FACT that it was once mentioned that Calvin wears shorts but he's so short they reach his feet so that last sticker is wrong but still very funny I know it's a snobby-ass thing to say especially on a 4 year old comic but my inner 9 year old would not let me let that one slip by the one or two people who will come back and read the comments section of this comic in the next 6 months, sorry mom sorry dad sorry college sorry Bill Watterson sorry Christ Onstad sorry Calvin sorry Hobbes.
Sorry to "go there" but I'm what you call a pretty big C&H fan and I know for a fact a FACT that it was once mentioned that Calvin wears shorts but he's so short they reach his feet so that last sticker is wrong but still very funny I know it's a snobby-ass thing to say especially on a 4 year old comic but my inner 9 year old would not let me let that one slip by the one or two people who will come back and read the comments section of this comic in the next 6 months, sorry mom sorry dad sorry college sorry Bill Watterson sorry Christ Onstad sorry Calvin sorry Hobbes.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Chris T. Onstad
Chris T. Onstad
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Yeah but all of those Calvin stickers were unauthorized merch so maybe the shorts are on purpose to distinguish it from a "real" Calvin drawing. Law suits and shit.
Onstad is way ahead of you, nice-on-water.
Yeah but all of those Calvin stickers were unauthorized merch so maybe the shorts are on purpose to distinguish it from a "real" Calvin drawing. Law suits and shit.
Onstad is way ahead of you, nice-on-water.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Maybe.
Maybe.
subactuality
+0 -0
I firmly believe this strip is one of the best.
I firmly believe this strip is one of the best.
I would never be afraid to shake Philippe's hand.
this is basic.
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They have hands , they appear if you believe in them, you have to believe!
I try to believe and see the light, and yet reason just tells me that he has flippers. Maybe if Philippe also believes he has hands he will appear
otters have hands. a simple google image search will confirm this.