edwardstark
+3 -0
For a second I thought Philippe had discovered eye lasers.
For a second I thought Philippe had discovered eye lasers.
allenphreak
+0 -0
That would explain why he looks so happy!
That would explain why he looks so happy!
lexsenthur
+0 -0
Philippe is five...on Forbes' list of Rising Stars of 2010!
Philippe is five...on Forbes' list of Rising Stars of 2010!
inspectorgadget
+10 -0
We lookin' at six hundo.
We lookin' at six hundo.
greyfield
+9 -0
He was paying back the microwave for breaking it.
He was paying back the microwave for breaking it.
snoo
+1 -0
It's the money from when Teodor had a yard sale. Obviously Roast Beef left some in the back of the microwave by mistake. Fortunately Teodor's yard sale was stupendously profitable and nobody noticed it until now when Philippe found the now virus free cash!
It's the money from when Teodor had a yard sale. Obviously Roast Beef left some in the back of the microwave by mistake. Fortunately Teodor's yard sale was stupendously profitable and nobody noticed it until now when Philippe found the now virus free cash!
cracklewater
+1 -0
The alt-text contradicts this theory.
The alt-text contradicts this theory.
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Please tell me what the alt text is! My laptop is on a state of disrepair so I can only view stuff on my iPhone.
Please tell me what the alt text is! My laptop is on a state of disrepair so I can only view stuff on my iPhone.
mockereo
+5 -0
ALT TEXT: Ray was microwaving some money for later. Don't have judgement.
heh throwback post
ALT TEXT: Ray was microwaving some money for later. Don't have judgement.
heh throwback post
farqussus
+0 -0
This is where I usually get angry. Dr Fagerstrom would be very proud.
This is where I usually get angry. Dr Fagerstrom would be very proud.
zaratustra
+0 -0
No, I know! He was warming up the money before he goes to the strip club and puts it on girls' undies.
No, I know! He was warming up the money before he goes to the strip club and puts it on girls' undies.
achtung
+0 -0
when he needs a six hundo, he doesn't want no cold, heartless bills to ease the pain. a warm, steaming stack of benjies will turn a man around, make him feel his troubles melt away
when he needs a six hundo, he doesn't want no cold, heartless bills to ease the pain. a warm, steaming stack of benjies will turn a man around, make him feel his troubles melt away
milesdonovan
+0 -0
psst double check the last panel Mr. Onstad.
psst double check the last panel Mr. Onstad.
gormster
+0 -0
wait, what's wrong with it?
wait, what's wrong with it?
scrapyardking
+1 -0
Maybe the meerkats would be a present both to Ray's Mom and her bathroom. Thus "Mom and Mom's hall bathroom..." Does this make grammatical sense? Possibly...
Maybe the meerkats would be a present both to Ray's Mom and her bathroom. Thus "Mom and Mom's hall bathroom..." Does this make grammatical sense? Possibly...
hateandwar
+8 -0
Ray is thinking that it would be nice to give to his Mom, and also it would be a nice things for his Mom's hall bathroom. These are two separate thoughts.
Ray is thinking that it would be nice to give to his Mom, and also it would be a nice things for his Mom's hall bathroom. These are two separate thoughts.
courtland
+4 -0
It's all about how you read it dogg, just sound it out .
It's all about how you read it dogg, just sound it out .
dongleaid
+0 -0
Mom and Mom's hall bathroom... maybe she went lesbo after The Man left the scene
[IMGS OFF]
Mom and Mom's hall bathroom... maybe she went lesbo after The Man left the scene
[IMGS OFF]
lolsworth
+4 -1
Does Rameses Luther seem like the kind of man who would make a woman bat for the other side? Maybe. He is so awesome that no other man could possibly fill the gap he leaves.
Does Rameses Luther seem like the kind of man who would make a woman bat for the other side? Maybe. He is so awesome that no other man could possibly fill the gap he leaves.
allenphreak
+1 -0
My mind took that places it shouldn't have. Damn you liquor!
My mind took that places it shouldn't have. Damn you liquor!
peterjoel
+3 -0
The gap left by Rameses is approximately equivalent to the gap left by a typical childbirth.
The gap left by Rameses is approximately equivalent to the gap left by a typical childbirth.
smilebuddha
+0 -0
That would be a fun series comics: Ray and the other SOR ( Sons of Ramses ).
That would be a fun series comics: Ray and the other SOR ( Sons of Ramses ).
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
I was trying to justify it as meaning that Ray wanted to get some figurines for his Mother in general, and then some other ones for her hall bathroom specifically. However, on reflection, I think you are right. I think it is a typo.
I was trying to justify it as meaning that Ray wanted to get some figurines for his Mother in general, and then some other ones for her hall bathroom specifically. However, on reflection, I think you are right. I think it is a typo.
wingspan
+0 -0
I disagree with your readjustment of your position. It is an ungainly way of saying what he means to say, but it is what he said.
I disagree with your readjustment of your position. It is an ungainly way of saying what he means to say, but it is what he said.
cracklewater
+0 -0
Maybe this is the revelation that Sondra went girl-on-girl after Ramses left her (or after seeing him so briefly at Beef's wedding).
Ray has two Moms!
Come to think of it, Sondra and Philippe's mother seem have a lot in common, if y'know what I mean.
Is that sexxy tho
Maybe this is the revelation that Sondra went girl-on-girl after Ramses left her (or after seeing him so briefly at Beef's wedding).
Ray has two Moms!
Come to think of it, Sondra and Philippe's mother seem have a lot in common, if y'know what I mean.
Is that sexxy tho
misteralways
+2 -1
Oh damn dog that is so sexy.
A man does not have an idea.
All geriatric otter on cat double-spank pussy highfive, dude.
oh god
I need to lie down
Oh damn dog that is so sexy.
A man does not have an idea.
All geriatric otter on cat double-spank pussy highfive, dude.
oh god
I need to lie down
dongleaid
+0 -0
dang it would be a fitting end for ray to get out ray'd by phillipe (i don't see this ending in any other way than ray dying somehow)
could you imagine if phillipe took after Teodor instead?
[IMGS OFF]
dang it would be a fitting end for ray to get out ray'd by phillipe (i don't see this ending in any other way than ray dying somehow)
could you imagine if phillipe took after Teodor instead?
[IMGS OFF]
dongleaid
+0 -0
or maybe i just have a death wish for ray
[IMGS OFF]
or maybe i just have a death wish for ray
[IMGS OFF]
hatstand_mcq
+10 -0
Ray chokes to death on one of his bronzed baby shoes (he had a theory that they might help him get laid in some way). In order for his friends and family to get his money they must hold a Hong Kong Phooey themed funeral. Ray put that in his will because he was stoned and had just watched Hong Kong Phooey. They go through the motions, because Ray's mother needs money for her old age, and RB and Molly can't afford to be evicted from the pool house, but the event is a sombre one.
Ray chokes to death on one of his bronzed baby shoes (he had a theory that they might help him get laid in some way). In order for his friends and family to get his money they must hold a Hong Kong Phooey themed funeral. Ray put that in his will because he was stoned and had just watched Hong Kong Phooey. They go through the motions, because Ray's mother needs money for her old age, and RB and Molly can't afford to be evicted from the pool house, but the event is a sombre one.
spectre
+0 -0
I wish for a Death Ray. There are people nearby who are Unworthy.
I wish for a Death Ray. There are people nearby who are Unworthy.
lordparadise
+2 -0
A snake rode a motorcycle seven miles!
A snake rode a motorcycle seven miles!
tomsonlocal
+0 -0
This is so confusing to me.
This is so confusing to me.
sherief
+1 -0
It will make more sense after you have what you need. It is like stuff you can get, too.
It will make more sense after you have what you need. It is like stuff you can get, too.
platnmplus
+0 -0
Those little dots next to Teodor's head aren't motion squiggles, they're microscopic beads of sweat. Look how hard he's TAPing
Those little dots next to Teodor's head aren't motion squiggles, they're microscopic beads of sweat. Look how hard he's TAPing
snachicat
+0 -0
microwaving some money for later.
...I thought I was the only one! *sniff*
microwaving some money for later.
...I thought I was the only one! *sniff*
gournal
+5 -0
A friend of mine has some major ocd issues and accidentally admitted to our friends that he used to iron his money. So you're not alone. He probably still does it anyways, he was very sheepish about it.
A friend of mine has some major ocd issues and accidentally admitted to our friends that he used to iron his money. So you're not alone. He probably still does it anyways, he was very sheepish about it.
allenphreak
+0 -0
That magician's thermometer would make for one hell of a magic show.
That magician's thermometer would make for one hell of a magic show.
hatstand_mcq
+1 -0
Are you saying something rude? I just can't tell anymore.
Are you saying something rude? I just can't tell anymore.
srikamaraja
+3 -0
The "Magician's Thermometer" is the only logical step after the "Commodore".
The "Magician's Thermometer" is the only logical step after the "Commodore".
professordoctor
+0 -0
Isn't the "Magician's Thermometer" a rectal thermometer?
Isn't the "Magician's Thermometer" a rectal thermometer?
srikamaraja
+0 -0
You know so little.
You know so little.
lateadopter
+7 -0
Some thoughts:
1 - Ray will make Philippe rich by accident, buying everything in the catalog without realizing it's Philippe.
2 - Philippe with glasses and eyebrows is like just a bald guy with no neck, only expressive and cute.
3 - The underlying comic device of incompatible categories (Chicken or Mild, shiatsu dog gate) is where Onstad usually goes with commercial things (cf. Williams-Sonoma), and he uses it much more subtly in the speech of his characters. It might be seen as Mad Libs approach to writing, or we might conclude that he uses Venn diagrams actively in the construction of his jokes. We can see this device exposed directly in the Starbucks vs. McDonald's strip. "Is it outside the intersection of these two sets, or better yet, outside of both sets entirely? Funny!"
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Some thoughts:
1 - Ray will make Philippe rich by accident, buying everything in the catalog without realizing it's Philippe.
2 - Philippe with glasses and eyebrows is like just a bald guy with no neck, only expressive and cute.
3 - The underlying comic device of incompatible categories (Chicken or Mild, shiatsu dog gate) is where Onstad usually goes with commercial things (cf. Williams-Sonoma), and he uses it much more subtly in the speech of his characters. It might be seen as Mad Libs approach to writing, or we might conclude that he uses Venn diagrams actively in the construction of his jokes. We can see this device exposed directly in the Starbucks vs. McDonald's strip. "Is it outside the intersection of these two sets, or better yet, outside of both sets entirely? Funny!"
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
irondave
+3 -0
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
lateadopter
+1 -0
Chubby just for showing up (as I hoped you would).
Chubby just for showing up (as I hoped you would).
mehighlow
+1 -0
3 - But there is yet another endearing layer to this particular lolment (yes it was that you guys): shiatsu is attached to dog gate because Phillipe saw it in the Sharper Image and having understood it as a cool epithet, uses it just like a kid would. It is not only believable and spot-on character, it is also nicely set up in the particular narrative that is this installment of Achewood, bringing you lolments(c) since 2001!
3 - But there is yet another endearing layer to this particular lolment (yes it was that you guys): shiatsu is attached to dog gate because Phillipe saw it in the Sharper Image and having understood it as a cool epithet, uses it just like a kid would. It is not only believable and spot-on character, it is also nicely set up in the particular narrative that is this installment of Achewood, bringing you lolments(c) since 2001!
firedmyass
+0 -0
I noticed that. It felt unseemly to not keep the insight private. However, I do not begrudge your decision to do otherwise as I do not know what has occurred in your life.
I noticed that. It felt unseemly to not keep the insight private. However, I do not begrudge your decision to do otherwise as I do not know what has occurred in your life.
oldposter
+0 -0
Onstad's catalogue is bought and paid for by Big Luxury
This is a labyrinth
Onstad's catalogue is bought and paid for by Big Luxury
This is a labyrinth
charchar
+1 -0
You never know where that six hundo has been.
You never know where that six hundo has been.
missbee
+0 -0
Mamma told me to always microwave a fresh six hundo, to kill the germs.
Mamma told me to always microwave a fresh six hundo, to kill the germs.
lordparadise
+3 -0
If you sell those germs to science you'll have six hundo and forty, but the forty will still be contaminated, rendering the entire sum unusable.
If you sell those germs to science you'll have six hundo and forty, but the forty will still be contaminated, rendering the entire sum unusable.
aperson
+0 -0
Man, that family chart is a fucken rip off.
Man, that family chart is a fucken rip off.
gladi8orrex
+13 -1
I've begun focusing just on what I need to do to do what I wanna to. Should be about half a year to complete preparations then I can mobilize and continue prep/recon.
Then I can leave this place behind forever and just flourish, no matter how arduous cuz if the matrix taught me anything its that having a choice and choosin' for yourself makes all the difference in the world. even if you just go ahead and choose somethin' bad I know I'ma feel better about it 'cuz it was of my own choosin'.
Just real quick I'd like to point out that basically as peoples we're all the same and I ain't sayin' you gotta love eerybody but just don't go outta your way to make shit uneasy for 'em cuz that's really all I want from anybody. Not to be disturbed or interfered with.
imagine if I wrote like that, lol
I've begun focusing just on what I need to do to do what I wanna to. Should be about half a year to complete preparations then I can mobilize and continue prep/recon.
Then I can leave this place behind forever and just flourish, no matter how arduous cuz if the matrix taught me anything its that having a choice and choosin' for yourself makes all the difference in the world. even if you just go ahead and choose somethin' bad I know I'ma feel better about it 'cuz it was of my own choosin'.
Just real quick I'd like to point out that basically as peoples we're all the same and I ain't sayin' you gotta love eerybody but just don't go outta your way to make shit uneasy for 'em cuz that's really all I want from anybody. Not to be disturbed or interfered with.
imagine if I wrote like that, lol
i_love_kate
+0 -0
so lol
so lol
allenphreak
+1 -0
It's like Keanu Reeves channeled Martin Luther King!
It's like Keanu Reeves channeled Martin Luther King!
puguglypress
+0 -0
^ Photoshoppers, we need you!
^ Photoshoppers, we need you!
hamscout
+0 -0
I have a... ...whoa!
[IMGS OFF]
I have a... ...whoa!
[IMGS OFF]
hamscout
+13 -0
I have a dream that one day, all of Assetbar will be free from the tyranny of trolls and the spite of spammers. I have a dream that equality of the links will be restored to all posters. I may not get there with you, but someday our children will get to see this image , freely displayed on Assetbar, and not segregated into a foreign photobucket.
Yes, I have a dream, fellow achewoodians,
...and my axe.
I have a dream that one day, all of Assetbar will be free from the tyranny of trolls and the spite of spammers. I have a dream that equality of the links will be restored to all posters. I may not get there with you, but someday our children will get to see this image , freely displayed on Assetbar, and not segregated into a foreign photobucket.
Yes, I have a dream, fellow achewoodians,
...and my axe.
raticus
+0 -0
Oh Hamscout, we are hamstrung...
Achewood hackers:
Pro: boosted Gladi8orrex's chubby level to over 9,000
Con: after annoying everyone, figured out (or followed instructions for) an SQL injection attack with the IMG tag that wrote "rb was here" to everyone's statuses, comic titles, and whatever else they could figure out, which made them have to disable the insecure tag. Thanks assholes! Just because you can doesn't mean you should. All thinking you're all whitehat. Whatever.
Oh Hamscout, we are hamstrung...
Achewood hackers:
Pro: boosted Gladi8orrex's chubby level to over 9,000
Con: after annoying everyone, figured out (or followed instructions for) an SQL injection attack with the IMG tag that wrote "rb was here" to everyone's statuses, comic titles, and whatever else they could figure out, which made them have to disable the insecure tag. Thanks assholes! Just because you can doesn't mean you should. All thinking you're all whitehat. Whatever.
snachicat
+0 -0
more like white cat , amirite?
...oh god i don't even know any more
more like white cat , amirite?
...oh god i don't even know any more
raticus
+0 -0
|---------------------------|
I'M IN UR PHP
... ( whitecat )...
RUNNIN MAH SCRIPTZ
|---------------------------|
For those interested in the vulnerability that caused this mess, I think this is it:
[url=https://archive.cert.uni-stuttgart.de/bugtraq/2005/08/msg00343.html
]known issue[/url]
|---------------------------|
I'M IN UR PHP
... ( whitecat )...
RUNNIN MAH SCRIPTZ
|---------------------------|
For those interested in the vulnerability that caused this mess, I think this is it:
[url=https://archive.cert.uni-stuttgart.de/bugtraq/2005/08/msg00343.html
]known issue[/url]
raticus
+0 -0
Oops
Oops
dongleaid
+0 -0
you're kind of a shitty hacker
you're kind of a shitty hacker
granularsilica
+1 -0
Don't be a dick to a hacker.
Don't be a dick to a hacker.
ratacat
+0 -0
wtf? we can't do images anymore??
[IMGS OFF]
wtf? we can't do images anymore??
[IMGS OFF]
ratacat
+0 -0
fuck
but wow. that's some good haxoring.
fuck
but wow. that's some good haxoring.
ratacat
+0 -0
a new version of assetbarista could display images. basically you could implement a proprietary bbcode in assetbarista, say, use {img}https://example.com/example.jpb{/img}
a new version of assetbarista could display images. basically you could implement a proprietary bbcode in assetbarista, say, use {img}https://example.com/example.jpb{/img}
ratacat
+0 -0
or you could even have it display .jpgs as well as .jpbs. christ.
or you could even have it display .jpgs as well as .jpbs. christ.
lateadopter
+0 -0
I could use a pbj right now.
I could use a pbj right now.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Ask not for whom the hell trolls
He trolls for thee
Ask not for whom the hell trolls
He trolls for thee
streever
+0 -0
I like this new glad
I like this new glad
tbtabby
+2 -0
Ray had a garage sale.
Ray had a garage sale.
professordoctor
+0 -0
Wasn't that Téodor?
Wasn't that Téodor?
plummet
+0 -0
No it was Tacodor!
No it was Tacodor!
dskim
+0 -0
Tacodor, those were some good times. Yeah, those photoshoppers need to get on it.
Tacodor, those were some good times. Yeah, those photoshoppers need to get on it.
streever
+0 -0
wait what
why do you have goblins avatar
explain
wait what
why do you have goblins avatar
explain
wingspan
+0 -0
Because the internet is an awful place?
Because the internet is an awful place?
streever
+0 -0
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER
nice-on-water
+0 -0
It makes him feel pretty. No but really is that the first time you've noticed that? It's been like that for really a long while now.
It makes him feel pretty. No but really is that the first time you've noticed that? It's been like that for really a long while now.
streever
+0 -0
I have been gone for a while and also was not paying attention. Don't have judgment.
I have been gone for a while and also was not paying attention. Don't have judgment.
nice-on-water
+1 -0
I retract my judgment and put in place friendliness :D
I retract my judgment and put in place friendliness :D
streever
+0 -0
Chubbied for lack of judgment.
Chubbied for lack of judgment.
streever
+0 -0
We still post about it when we chubby right? Because otherwise I look like a rookie right now.
We still post about it when we chubby right? Because otherwise I look like a rookie right now.
streever
+0 -0
Also is it still cool to keep posting about our posts? It seems like the place has become less meta in my absence.
Also is it still cool to keep posting about our posts? It seems like the place has become less meta in my absence.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
That depends. Are you still Patrick Bateman?
That depends. Are you still Patrick Bateman?
hatstand_mcq
+7 -0
Good lord streever. You've been gone for three months. Stop acting like you're a caveman who got frozen in a glacier, and is now wandering around present day Manhattan being confused by such basic concepts as money and not killing pet dogs. Stop acting like you are in a family friendly time travel film from the eighties. You are not Socrates or Joan of Arc in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure . You will have to deal with that fact.
Good lord streever. You've been gone for three months. Stop acting like you're a caveman who got frozen in a glacier, and is now wandering around present day Manhattan being confused by such basic concepts as money and not killing pet dogs. Stop acting like you are in a family friendly time travel film from the eighties. You are not Socrates or Joan of Arc in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure . You will have to deal with that fact.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
Quote:
Don't knock it til you've tried it, hatstand.
Quote:
Stop acting like you're a caveman who got frozen in a glacier, and is now wandering around present day Manhattan being confused by such basic concepts as money and not killing pet dogs. Stop acting like you are in a family friendly time travel film from the eighties. You are not Socrates or Joan of Arc in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. You will have to deal with that fact.
Don't knock it til you've tried it, hatstand.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
WHAT IS THIS "ACHEWOOD" YOU SPEKKAJCKASFBOHG
WHAT IS THIS "ACHEWOOD" YOU SPEKKAJCKASFBOHG
streever
+0 -0
You assume I'm the Streever from your time period, primitive human. In reality I am from 40 years in the future. To me, all of this is a distant memory. Sorry man. I'm just trying to find my way and fit in again, and you have to rain on my parade. Sorry to give you such a hard time with my inability to fit in with the crew I ran with 40 years ago. Way to have judgment man.
You assume I'm the Streever from your time period, primitive human. In reality I am from 40 years in the future. To me, all of this is a distant memory. Sorry man. I'm just trying to find my way and fit in again, and you have to rain on my parade. Sorry to give you such a hard time with my inability to fit in with the crew I ran with 40 years ago. Way to have judgment man.
granularsilica
+0 -0
Quote:
Entirely up to you, am I right people? And when you're out of chubs, it's cool to post a V-chub.
Quote:
We still post about it when we chubby right?
Entirely up to you, am I right people? And when you're out of chubs, it's cool to post a V-chub.
deus
+0 -0
No it was the real M&M people.
No it was the real M&M people.
fattypneumonia
+0 -0
Teodor seemed somewhat... reflective to me in panel 13:
[IMGS OFF]
Teodor seemed somewhat... reflective to me in panel 13:
[IMGS OFF]
fattypneumonia
+4 -0
Man, *FUCK* Assbar. Let's just link to my pic, for the hard of seeing: https://bit.ly/b75yM9
Man, *FUCK* Assbar. Let's just link to my pic, for the hard of seeing: https://bit.ly/b75yM9
srikamaraja
+1 -0
The False False False Chili Bowl contains warm Alpo.
The False False False Chili Bowl contains warm Alpo.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Dogg just dont
Dogg just dont
overman
+0 -0
There is no S in Phillipe's name so I have to now spell it $hilli$e. Or Phi$$ipe.
There is no S in Phillipe's name so I have to now spell it $hilli$e. Or Phi$$ipe.
hamscout
+1 -0
You muft spell it: "$hili$$e".
You muft spell it: "$hili$$e".
overman
+0 -0
Oh shit. Wrath come down.
Oh shit. Wrath come down.
dusty
+0 -0
Or simply add a nickname with an S, such as
Phillipe "Fa$t machine" Machiavelli (is his last name given?)
Or simply add a nickname with an S, such as
Phillipe "Fa$t machine" Machiavelli (is his last name given?)
omegatron
+5 -0
Philippe is a $pecial Boy.
Philippe is a $pecial Boy.
scorpio_nadir
+3 -0
Here comes a $pecial Entrepreneur
Here comes a $pecial Entrepreneur
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Philippe is $ive!
Philippe is $ive!
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
High-$ive, Clive!
High-$ive, Clive!
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Just substitute the L's for the pounds sterling symbol.
Ain't no way I'm trying this in assetbar, though. Why, they'd all laugh at me!
Just substitute the L's for the pounds sterling symbol.
Ain't no way I'm trying this in assetbar, though. Why, they'd all laugh at me!
hatstand_mcq
+2 -0
They laughed at me when I suggested replacing the letters of the latinate alphabet with the non-phonemic graphemes which they resembled. They told me I was mad!
They laughed at me when I suggested replacing the letters of the latinate alphabet with the non-phonemic graphemes which they resembled. They told me I was mad!
vole-in-hand
+0 -0
Funny how 'movin on up' feels like more of a downward spiral. Pull up, kid! You can still be an astronaut!
Funny how 'movin on up' feels like more of a downward spiral. Pull up, kid! You can still be an astronaut!
genequagmire
+0 -0
Comment using the writing style of the strip or one of its characters.
Comment using the writing style of the strip or one of its characters.
genequagmire
+0 -0
Also, I would buy the False Chili Bowl because it has the initials of my football club on it.
Also, I would buy the False Chili Bowl because it has the initials of my football club on it.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
F.C.Barca....? Bolton....Bunglethorpe?
F.C.Barca....? Bolton....Bunglethorpe?
nerd_specs
+0 -0
Phillipe needs to offer something that implements "bio-ionic" technology.
Phillipe needs to offer something that implements "bio-ionic" technology.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
she said, bio-ironically...
she said, bio-ironically...
mattylite
+0 -0
Bio-irony is a great subject to think about just what that subject is.
Bio-irony is a great subject to think about just what that subject is.
jonbaltrusaitis
+0 -0
I had the perfect soundtrack to this strip serendipitously playing in the room as I read it: "Putting on the Ritz" as some Czech guy skated the "short program" at the Olympics.
I had the perfect soundtrack to this strip serendipitously playing in the room as I read it: "Putting on the Ritz" as some Czech guy skated the "short program" at the Olympics.
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Was it Taco's version?
Was it Taco's version?
fineoakstructure
+0 -0
Can I put a link or anything? I mean, I should have put a link.
Can I put a link or anything? I mean, I should have put a link.
shelbydavis
+0 -0
I, too, wish I had a cane designed by Sid Mead.
I, too, wish I had a cane designed by Sid Mead.
shelbydavis
+0 -0
Ohmygosh it is a real thing:
https://seavenger.com/optical-fiber-led-walking-cane-staff-light-stick-p-141.html
Ohmygosh it is a real thing:
https://seavenger.com/optical-fiber-led-walking-cane-staff-light-stick-p-141.html
mr-siegal
+0 -0
This truly is a remarkable device.
To quote the ad:
This Revolutionary LED cane not only provides transitional cane function, it offers the added safety LED light glows from the cane to help you see the surrounding more clearly.
Weather going up or down stairs, getting into dark areas, the shine cane provides safety and comfort, and the light switch is designed on the handle to help you easily turn it on or off by the push a switch.
This is definitely something you can get.
This truly is a remarkable device.
To quote the ad:
This Revolutionary LED cane not only provides transitional cane function, it offers the added safety LED light glows from the cane to help you see the surrounding more clearly.
Weather going up or down stairs, getting into dark areas, the shine cane provides safety and comfort, and the light switch is designed on the handle to help you easily turn it on or off by the push a switch.
This is definitely something you can get.
deusoma
+1 -0
But only after you get all the stuff you need.
But only after you get all the stuff you need.
un_malpaso
+0 -0
Can I get one with a Clapper-activated LED, in case I have to crawl through a darkened bedroom to get my cane?
Can I get one with a Clapper-activated LED, in case I have to crawl through a darkened bedroom to get my cane?
shelbydavis
+0 -0
Man, and while we're at it, let's put a pillminder in the handle.
Man, and while we're at it, let's put a pillminder in the handle.
puguglypress
+0 -0
Man Philippe could have totally made another nineteen cents on the False False Chili Bowl
Man Philippe could have totally made another nineteen cents on the False False Chili Bowl
odog
+0 -0
Imitating older people I respected never worked out for me as well as it seems to be working out for Philippe.
Imitating older people I respected never worked out for me as well as it seems to be working out for Philippe.
mawk
+0 -0
nothing kills an appetite faster than lukewarm money.
nothing kills an appetite faster than lukewarm money.
lateadopter
+0 -0
Hey, did Onstad spout some new labels, or did someone hack the status field on all accounts here? All y'al is now reading:
rb was here
rb is still here
no status, no class
no flatus, no ass (this means you, genequagmire)
Rinpatz!
Further investigation tells me that anyone who has posted since about a week ago has been hacked, just hacked to fuckin' bits. Well, their status has been changed. And all bbcodes throughout the site are saying [IMGS OFF].
Is this what aiu was admiring last week? Dudes, we get that you're clever. Can you just keep your cat out of our yard so we play in the sandbox?
Hey, did Onstad spout some new labels, or did someone hack the status field on all accounts here? All y'al is now reading:
rb was here
rb is still here
no status, no class
no flatus, no ass (this means you, genequagmire)
Rinpatz!
Further investigation tells me that anyone who has posted since about a week ago has been hacked, just hacked to fuckin' bits. Well, their status has been changed. And all bbcodes throughout the site are saying [IMGS OFF].
Is this what aiu was admiring last week? Dudes, we get that you're clever. Can you just keep your cat out of our yard so we play in the sandbox?
neonfreon
+0 -0
basically you could delete all of achewood's assetbar (delete all strips and comments and change all user emails and passwords and cancel all paid subscriptions) pretty easily if the img tags aren't turned off until that issue is fixed.
was you master plan foiled?
make that assetbarista person add a that lets you embed images and uses the wayback machine to find all the links again and recreates it all and lets you post new ones and pay them to do it
{img}https://dongs.com{/img} or something
then people that dont mind losing their account can take part in posting images again =)
basically you could delete all of achewood's assetbar (delete all strips and comments and change all user emails and passwords and cancel all paid subscriptions) pretty easily if the img tags aren't turned off until that issue is fixed.
was you master plan foiled?
make that assetbarista person add a that lets you embed images and uses the wayback machine to find all the links again and recreates it all and lets you post new ones and pay them to do it
{img}https://dongs.com{/img} or something
then people that dont mind losing their account can take part in posting images again =)
streever
+0 -0
I am having a hard time parsing your comment. I am trying to use standard English. Can you provide a guide?
I am having a hard time parsing your comment. I am trying to use standard English. Can you provide a guide?
granularsilica
+0 -0
It was a thing about a hack, all over now.
It was a thing about a hack, all over now.
neonfreon
+1 -0
Ok streever I'll go slow for you
See this link?
https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/set_profile_record?dval=dval&r[]=AboutMe&AboutMe_gender=4&AboutMe_email=neonfreon@gmail.com
Click on it and then check your profile. Your email address will be 'neonfreon@gmail.com' and your gender will be 'bottom'.
Now click this one https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/logout
You will be logged out!
Now click this one https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/send_login?username=streever&email_addr=neonfreon%40gmail.com&send_password=Submit
Now your accounts password has been reset and sent to neonfreon@gmail.com. Thanks!
Now, because those are all just normal web requests, those URLs can be used in img tags and people never see the contents of the URL and the requests get made automatically. that's why so many profiles are 'rb was here' etc now.
In addition to the above settings, when your account is 'onstad', you have special privileges, and you can do stuff like add/delete strips, change strip titles (Doppleganger. -> rb was% here), etc.
Does that make more sense sir? The underlying defect is still there, but it's not as risky now because you can't use [img]'s to trigger it. You have to get people to click on a link now.
Ok streever I'll go slow for you
See this link?
https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/set_profile_record?dval=dval&r[]=AboutMe&AboutMe_gender=4&AboutMe_email=neonfreon@gmail.com
Click on it and then check your profile. Your email address will be 'neonfreon@gmail.com' and your gender will be 'bottom'.
Now click this one https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/logout
You will be logged out!
Now click this one https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/send_login?username=streever&email_addr=neonfreon%40gmail.com&send_password=Submit
Now your accounts password has been reset and sent to neonfreon@gmail.com. Thanks!
Now, because those are all just normal web requests, those URLs can be used in img tags and people never see the contents of the URL and the requests get made automatically. that's why so many profiles are 'rb was here' etc now.
In addition to the above settings, when your account is 'onstad', you have special privileges, and you can do stuff like add/delete strips, change strip titles (Doppleganger. -> rb was% here), etc.
Does that make more sense sir? The underlying defect is still there, but it's not as risky now because you can't use [img]'s to trigger it. You have to get people to click on a link now.
raticus
+0 -0
Clarity ensues
Clarity ensues
ratacat
+0 -0
shit. so basically a server-side redirect could be employed such that people think they're clicking a safe link to an image, but the image request from the client gets redirected to a link which hacks the user's account. in short, there isn't much that it's safe to click on.
shit. so basically a server-side redirect could be employed such that people think they're clicking a safe link to an image, but the image request from the client gets redirected to a link which hacks the user's account. in short, there isn't much that it's safe to click on.
neonfreon
+0 -0
well, there aren't any server side includes involved, but yes, you can have the server send a client to an arbitrary URL, and no, links aren't safe to click on really; those bit.ly's can delete accounts too.
onstad is safe for now though, unless he clicks links. he did get his status changed. https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/profile_public?b=M^a11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821
well, there aren't any server side includes involved, but yes, you can have the server send a client to an arbitrary URL, and no, links aren't safe to click on really; those bit.ly's can delete accounts too.
onstad is safe for now though, unless he clicks links. he did get his status changed. https://m.assetbar.com/achewood/profile_public?b=M^a11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821
streever
+0 -0
ah, brilliant. You have many, many thanks for your explanation. I can only assume you are not drowning in a veritable sea of chubbies because people have used theirs up.
ah, brilliant. You have many, many thanks for your explanation. I can only assume you are not drowning in a veritable sea of chubbies because people have used theirs up.
ratacat
+0 -0
no, AIU was admiring a different hack that was far less impressive. Also, AIU had nothing to do with any hacks of assetbar recently.
no, AIU was admiring a different hack that was far less impressive. Also, AIU had nothing to do with any hacks of assetbar recently.
xi
+0 -1
That's pretty cruel, letting people believe you've left chili out only to have it be false... I don't think this is a gentle tease at all, I for one would be heartbroken. How could Philippe think of such a thing?
That's pretty cruel, letting people believe you've left chili out only to have it be false... I don't think this is a gentle tease at all, I for one would be heartbroken. How could Philippe think of such a thing?
linguine
+0 -0
yeah you can't give a friend nasty money, larry david pretty much cleared that up.
yeah you can't give a friend nasty money, larry david pretty much cleared that up.
linguine
+0 -0
fail, this was supposed to go one below.
fail, this was supposed to go one below.
hatstand_mcq
+0 -0
You aren't looking at the meta game. You leave the false chili out for a few weeks, to get your prankee used to it. Then one day, as they are passing the bowl they smell the delicious aroma of false false chili (chicken or mild) wafting up. It's the loveliest prank in the world.
You aren't looking at the meta game. You leave the false chili out for a few weeks, to get your prankee used to it. Then one day, as they are passing the bowl they smell the delicious aroma of false false chili (chicken or mild) wafting up. It's the loveliest prank in the world.
streever
+0 -0
you are being way too sensitive
you are being way too sensitive
xi
+0 -0
How dare you say such a thing to me.
How dare you say such a thing to me.
teezee
+0 -0
I think it is clear that while the six hundo has a certain legal tenderness and square edges it also had tuberculosis and the Hantavirus. Microwaving was purely medicinal.
I think it is clear that while the six hundo has a certain legal tenderness and square edges it also had tuberculosis and the Hantavirus. Microwaving was purely medicinal.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
Need to Tinkle is the next Ass in Your Pants.
Need to Tinkle is the next Ass in Your Pants.
lordpretzel
+0 -0
Seven Pines is the ever-evolving community growing out of Hill Valley's Twin Pines Mall. Thanks to Marty McFly, though, it took longer than it would have to get to seven.
Seven Pines is the ever-evolving community growing out of Hill Valley's Twin Pines Mall. Thanks to Marty McFly, though, it took longer than it would have to get to seven.
randyleepublic
+0 -0
The comic is really cute - I will always have a tender place in my heart for the neighborhood, but more and more I feel like Chris needs to just frickn' write. Write a novel of a situation with characters, and bring the funny! Just saying.
OK, well, I'll say more: I have not laughed half, not half as hard at any of the strips in a long time as I have laughed at some of the pieces in the fan flow. The chef-made Mickey Ds story was total kill. It had a situation. It had characters. It brought the funny. Why fight it?
The comic is really cute - I will always have a tender place in my heart for the neighborhood, but more and more I feel like Chris needs to just frickn' write. Write a novel of a situation with characters, and bring the funny! Just saying.
OK, well, I'll say more: I have not laughed half, not half as hard at any of the strips in a long time as I have laughed at some of the pieces in the fan flow. The chef-made Mickey Ds story was total kill. It had a situation. It had characters. It brought the funny. Why fight it?
redmange
+0 -0
...and Mom's kitchen and Mom's bedroom and Mom's lawn. Know that mom loves ornaments and Meerkats this is basically a thing. Dogg knows I tore up her yard on New Year's, gonna have to get like 3 pairs.
...and Mom's kitchen and Mom's bedroom and Mom's lawn. Know that mom loves ornaments and Meerkats this is basically a thing. Dogg knows I tore up her yard on New Year's, gonna have to get like 3 pairs.
dans
+7 -0
Dammit Onstad, you can't avoid showing us Phillipe's thong forever.
Dammit Onstad, you can't avoid showing us Phillipe's thong forever.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
I harness the power of my avicon to say if there is any Philippe corruption I will cry.
I harness the power of my avicon to say if there is any Philippe corruption I will cry.
tekende
+0 -0
Shit, man. You just made me snot in my water glass.
I really should just stop trying to drink anything while I'm on this site.
Shit, man. You just made me snot in my water glass.
I really should just stop trying to drink anything while I'm on this site.
plummet
+0 -0
BREATHLESS WITH ANTICIPATION
SWEAT BEADS ON MY BROW
BREATHLESS WITH ANTICIPATION
SWEAT BEADS ON MY BROW
mockereo
+0 -0
if i could post an image i'd have that sequence of intense faces that Ray and T have when they're seeing if he has a bottle of Blue Label in his hand before watching Braveheart.
but I can't post images, so you'll just have to know what i'm talking about already.
if i could post an image i'd have that sequence of intense faces that Ray and T have when they're seeing if he has a bottle of Blue Label in his hand before watching Braveheart.
but I can't post images, so you'll just have to know what i'm talking about already.
granularsilica
+0 -0
I'm just glad the plane didn't hit Onstead's spread!
I'm just glad the plane didn't hit Onstead's spread!
granularsilica
+0 -0
I know he doesn't live in Palo Alto anymore, just his server is there, but I'm jus' sayin'
I know he doesn't live in Palo Alto anymore, just his server is there, but I'm jus' sayin'
bengreens
+0 -0
Palo Alto and East Palo Alto are worlds apart (and divided physically by Highway 101). But yeah, good thing.
Palo Alto and East Palo Alto are worlds apart (and divided physically by Highway 101). But yeah, good thing.
ctrl_z
+0 -0
Does Ray eat money or does he just want it nice and warm for his pockets? I'm not judging him, I'm just wondering.
Does Ray eat money or does he just want it nice and warm for his pockets? I'm not judging him, I'm just wondering.
snachicat
+0 -0
I think the idea is that it has germs?
honestly idk. but i am not having judgement, either. just to be clear.
I think the idea is that it has germs?
honestly idk. but i am not having judgement, either. just to be clear.
desert_donkey
+0 -0
DEFINITELY would buy a "King Needtotinkle" statuette. be awesome to have that thing starin' at me while i piss / tinkle.
meerkats are the shit. i have a thumb sized one of 'em on my tv. motherfucker watches me while i watch the tv. sick.
DEFINITELY would buy a "King Needtotinkle" statuette. be awesome to have that thing starin' at me while i piss / tinkle.
meerkats are the shit. i have a thumb sized one of 'em on my tv. motherfucker watches me while i watch the tv. sick.
epicurus
+0 -0
The price of the false false chili bowl was determined by adding the cost of making that bowl of chili to the price of the false chili bowl.
The price of the false false chili bowl was determined by adding the cost of making that bowl of chili to the price of the false chili bowl.
nice-on-water
+0 -0
What is with emphatic typing in this town?
What is with emphatic typing in this town?
redguy
+2 -0
If it weren't for cheesy catalogs Achewood would be about 400 strips shy of where it is now.
If it weren't for cheesy catalogs Achewood would be about 400 strips shy of where it is now.
morbo
+0 -0
400 awesome strips!
400 awesome strips!
shelbydavis
+0 -0
THESE STRIPS!
THESE STRIPS!
awksedperl
+0 -0
Man, Philippe is going to make some serious cash. But will he end up the Wozniak to Ray's Jobs?
Man, Philippe is going to make some serious cash. But will he end up the Wozniak to Ray's Jobs?
notdavidbowie
+0 -0
Phillippe is a cautious businessman. He would only ever sell safe chili.
Phillippe is a cautious businessman. He would only ever sell safe chili.
gladi8orrex
+2 -1
i wrote a poem with a parable ending that ended up rhyming but i kept to myself cuz was really kinda personal and would be hard for me to share to world. maybe someday though but i thought id etleast owe to yall dat m still ritin pomes n m still active wit dat even tho yalls dun see 2 much no more
i wrote a poem with a parable ending that ended up rhyming but i kept to myself cuz was really kinda personal and would be hard for me to share to world. maybe someday though but i thought id etleast owe to yall dat m still ritin pomes n m still active wit dat even tho yalls dun see 2 much no more
machineelf
+0 -0
A comment left by machineelf was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by gladi8orrex, plummet, QingofChina, tellumo)
A comment left by machineelf was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by gladi8orrex, plummet, QingofChina, tellumo)
randyleepublic
+0 -1
chubbied to balance
chubbied to balance
gladi8orrex
+3 -0
lamed again to return to orignal variety
lamed again to return to orignal variety
plummet
+0 -0
you have my lame.
you have my lame.
tekende
+0 -0
AND MY AXE
AND MY AXE
gimli
+0 -0
You're doing it wrong!
You're doing it wrong!
plummet
+0 -0
GIMLI SON OF GLOIN
GIMLI SON OF GLOIN
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
I wanna . . .
I wanna . . .
crom
+0 -0
The cat leaves a five year-old otter alone for a few hours. The cat would make a bad father.
The cat leaves a five year-old otter alone for a few hours. The cat would make a bad father.
mensch
+0 -0
I guess he had otter things to worry about.
I guess he had otter things to worry about.
hatstand_mcq
+1 -0
Have you ever had a tarka masala? It's like a tikka masala but it's a little 'otter.
Have you ever had a tarka masala? It's like a tikka masala but it's a little 'otter.
un_malpaso
+0 -0
Ha, it's cute! Philippe actually thinks you have to get stuff you need BEFORE you waste your money on useless junk.
"Dogs are like bad people." Spoken like a true cat fan
Ha, it's cute! Philippe actually thinks you have to get stuff you need BEFORE you waste your money on useless junk.
"Dogs are like bad people." Spoken like a true cat fan
headphones
+0 -0
PANEL 6
SIGHT LINES
PANEL 6
SIGHT LINES
mockereo
+6 -0
oh good i was worried those were high-velocity tears
oh good i was worried those were high-velocity tears
stereo
+0 -0
I hope they're not, those glasses seem to be making Philippe wall-eyed.
I hope they're not, those glasses seem to be making Philippe wall-eyed.
omegatron
+0 -0
Projectile crying is a terrible thing.
Projectile crying is a terrible thing.
randyleepublic
+0 -0
We FCBin it up and ins.
We FCBin it up and ins.
tommythebrat
+1 -0
Turns out that Sharper Image is this ridiculous. I looked at just the frontpage of their site and there is nothing that they won't stick a massager in.
Turns out that Sharper Image is this ridiculous. I looked at just the frontpage of their site and there is nothing that they won't stick a massager in.
notdavidbowie
+3 -0
Then again, your mother's the same way.
Then again, your mother's the same way.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Burn.)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Burn.)
dusty
+2 -0
This string of comments was so well executed I feel that a golf style softly speaking voice should have announced it.
This string of comments was so well executed I feel that a golf style softly speaking voice should have announced it.
mockereo
+0 -0
to be met by restrained, soft applause by the well-off, well-educated audience
to be met by restrained, soft applause by the well-off, well-educated audience
tommythebrat
+0 -0
More like the soft tears by my broken heart. How could you say that about my mother! I thought we were assetbuddies!
More like the soft tears by my broken heart. How could you say that about my mother! I thought we were assetbuddies!
plummet
+0 -0
No such things as friends amongst Assetbarbarians.
Ours is a high and lonely lifestyle. Getting the next chubby, photoshopping Onstad's comics, imitating Groucho Marx and co., trolling...that is all that matters to Assetbarbarians.
I seen't it. I seen't it many a time. Man thought he had friends on assetbar. You've got friends as long as you've got chubbies. No chubby, no friendly.
And if you don't...pilgrim, you best be gettin' along. This here's rough country.
No such things as friends amongst Assetbarbarians.
Ours is a high and lonely lifestyle. Getting the next chubby, photoshopping Onstad's comics, imitating Groucho Marx and co., trolling...that is all that matters to Assetbarbarians.
I seen't it. I seen't it many a time. Man thought he had friends on assetbar. You've got friends as long as you've got chubbies. No chubby, no friendly.
And if you don't...pilgrim, you best be gettin' along. This here's rough country.
dusty
+0 -0
This is blasphemy! This is madness!
This is blasphemy! This is madness!
leonidas
+2 -0
THIS
IS
ASSETBAAAAAAAAAR
THIS
IS
ASSETBAAAAAAAAAR
mockereo
+0 -0
thank GOD someone answered that i was going CRAZY trying to hold myself back from an embarrassing "THIS IS SPARTAAAA" post
thank GOD someone answered that i was going CRAZY trying to hold myself back from an embarrassing "THIS IS SPARTAAAA" post
qingofchina
+4 -0
Maybe Onstad never updates so that we have time to notice the little things, like the fact that Philippe's sunglasses wrap around his ears and turn into his necklace.
Maybe Onstad never updates so that we have time to notice the little things, like the fact that Philippe's sunglasses wrap around his ears and turn into his necklace.
raticus
+0 -0
Whoa! Nice observation. Philippe has solved the no-shoulders problem. Dedicated little guy
Whoa! Nice observation. Philippe has solved the no-shoulders problem. Dedicated little guy
randombeing
+0 -0
A comment left by randombeing was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by gladi8orrex, greenkoolayd, fattypneumonia)
A comment left by randombeing was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by gladi8orrex, greenkoolayd, fattypneumonia)
scorpio_nadir
+2 -0
Door, ass, don't let it, etc.
Door, ass, don't let it, etc.
ratacat
+0 -0
maybe you're being self centered. maybe Chris is developing himself in other ways than putting on a clown suit and dancing for your amusement. You must be American, being all about quantity instead of quality, as you are. Go get some silicone implants, maybe that will make you feel better.
maybe you're being self centered. maybe Chris is developing himself in other ways than putting on a clown suit and dancing for your amusement. You must be American, being all about quantity instead of quality, as you are. Go get some silicone implants, maybe that will make you feel better.
gladi8orrex
+5 -1
AWESOME. can't cum on2 asset with out seein some dumb some of a bitch complainin about upload times.
got laid off, 2 week notice
u bring ur shit attidute onto here
n upload dis?
ur ass gon' get jacked eerytime
so steer clear
cuz like onstads wine;
we here are austere
coatin' teh walls of ya butthole
wit a veneer o cummy sperms
all our kids writhin like worms
from within-from without ya butts mout(h)
knockin ya colon out teh park
like an easy pitch
if u think this the way to be
then you should switch
if you think u welcome here
then u should ditch
so gtfo and would someone--
PLEASE LAME THIS STUPID BITCH
AWESOME. can't cum on2 asset with out seein some dumb some of a bitch complainin about upload times.
got laid off, 2 week notice
u bring ur shit attidute onto here
n upload dis?
ur ass gon' get jacked eerytime
so steer clear
cuz like onstads wine;
we here are austere
coatin' teh walls of ya butthole
wit a veneer o cummy sperms
all our kids writhin like worms
from within-from without ya butts mout(h)
knockin ya colon out teh park
like an easy pitch
if u think this the way to be
then you should switch
if you think u welcome here
then u should ditch
so gtfo and would someone--
PLEASE LAME THIS STUPID BITCH
raticus
+0 -0
Aww shucks how can I refuse
*Tips scales*
Aww shucks how can I refuse
*Tips scales*
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
a)mad props for the decent raps
b) the way you throw around anal-rape talk leads me to believe you have been incarcerated before.
a)mad props for the decent raps
b) the way you throw around anal-rape talk leads me to believe you have been incarcerated before.
gladi8orrex
+0 -1
i did 4 months for agg assault, wound up in teh shu for further conflicts but dat was b4. i can control maself nah jus let that shit go not worth losin' months o ya life then bein slave to parole. not worth it
i did 4 months for agg assault, wound up in teh shu for further conflicts but dat was b4. i can control maself nah jus let that shit go not worth losin' months o ya life then bein slave to parole. not worth it
Ray's 'situation' is that he is shopping at Skymall, plane or no plane.
The Underground Shopping Network: Servicing sort of stoned animals' 3am shopping needs since 1996.
Ray can find the inner Skymall of any shop. It is a Talent.
The real joke is that since The Sharper Image declared bankruptcy they no longer have a catalog and Phillippe actually found inspiration from a The Sharper Image vanity zine that Ray had printed.
ray took the sharper image private
https://achewood.saddestthing.com/wiki/ achewood wikipedia. please to edit it today. is hip is cool. is achewiwi
It looks like you put a lot of effort into that so I'm going to pretend you actually said Achewiki like you meant to.
oui oui
Why is Ray taking sharp images of his privates?
skymall?
https://progressiveboink.com/index.php?/archive/skymall-part-two/