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King Chochacho Wednesday, June 1, 2005 • read strip Viewing 45 comments:

Mr. Bear really is a dick in this one

Nah dude. He just layin it down straight.

Think of how you would react if you had a friend inches from suicide and someone suggests wearing a magical incan gold necklace to make him happy. Riiiiight.

he is. if you believe in the magic of the volvo of despair why shouldn't you believe in chochacho?

Same reason it's easier to believe in Hell than Heaven.

Experience

That and, well, look at the source. What's more likely? That Ray happened to have a holy relic of the Incan Fun God, or that Ray's talking out of his ass/been seriously misled about his necklace's origins?

More people need friends like Mr. Bear, always willing to give it to you straight, slicing through all 48 brands of bullshit you are trying to throw at them.

Mr. Bear is just speaking in the heat of a moment.

Beginnings of the Chochacho!

There appear to be anger lines emanating from Mr. Bear in several panels.

He is positively vibrating with annoyance.

He is poistively vibrating

Ketel One is a Dutch vodka. Ray loves Ketel One.

we (the dutch) would pronounche it kay-till (ketel)

It also claims to be jenever, I think.

This cannot be. Every Dutch person I've ever seen (2) drink Ketel One has been surprised that it did not taste like "totayl shit, man". My guess is jenever is something way, way more different.

Jenever was sort of the precursor to Gin. It's more strongly flavored though. I don't remember the exact difference.
But the Ketel One people make Vodka, Citroen Vodka, and Jenever. Three separate products.

I'm dutch and the first time I drank gin was on a party when I was already oretty wasted. I filled half a cup and tasted. It was the most disgustin shit I ever drank. So naturally I ad-fundumed the rest. Jenever tastes totally different in my experience, for instance, it doesn't taste like shit.

But I'm more of a whisky man really.

A comment left by pogo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by meddle, apocowarg, Mangtastic, Satyr)

Pfff ...the dutch.

Someone lamed this lovely Metalocalypse reference because they are lame.

Yas, is totally dildoes.

I think Cornelius is just agitated at all those comments Ray and Beef said while in the Volvo of Despair together...

Achewood teaches me new words.

I love how cynical cornelius is here. Hes totally a dick.

of course mr. bear's suit is out for alterations

His black suit -- the one ehwoudl wear to Beef's funeral.

I would like to see more of King Chochacho.

Panel 4: Ray is getting his P G Wodehouse on!

Ray is sort of the knucklehead Bertie Wooster of the strip, isn't he? So rich and such a fool. Lacks only Bertie's knack for falling in and out of love and his pair of controlling aunts, really.

Damn you're right.

And now, trying to imagine other intersections of Achewood and the Woosterverse is hurting my brains. Beef == Gussie Fink-Nottle? No; unfair to Beef.

I'll agree with that. Besides, Gussie didn't have close to Circumstances.

Actually, in the blog, some of Ray's romantic misadventures definitely evoke Bertie's.

The interesting thing is, this is probably the longest Ray has gone without smiling in years. Looks like he's not bullshitting.

The idea of this necklace has always bothered me. It's just a damn literary device to put a final nail into this storyline. Cornelius makes it worthwhile though.

How come those shoes were able to make Ray cry!?

they were very upsetting shoes.

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Philippe: Oops!

Philippe feels that inadvertantly not writing a haiku merits an "Oops!"

It bears repeating, and often: "That's all completely stupid, but what does it have to do with anything?"

It should be above the entrance to the Ass-etbar underworld we inhabit.

I really like the phrase 'Cracker-Jack folderol.'

AT LAST, THE MYSTERY OF RAY'S POSITIVITY IS SOLVED

this seems like a big deal

And although I do believe in the necklace, you do have to give Cornelius's account a lot of credit. Ray's positivity is over-determined.

I never knew how to spell "folderol" before now.

(# of things I've learned from Achewood: 7)

Strangely enough, things REALLY get to me when my brain is suspended in Dutch ethanol.

I have been using Mr. Bear's line in the real life for awhile now.