centipede_damascus
+7 -1
The waitresses at Haunches all wear short shorts and are constantly dropping their pencils.
The waitresses at Haunches all wear short shorts and are constantly dropping their pencils.
deancain29
+0 -0
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jesler729
+1 -0
No.
No.
deancain29
+0 -0
yes!
yes!
satellitetv
+15 -0
Hi!
Hi!
qatipay
+5 -0
Ray: not yet a breast man.
Ray: not yet a breast man.
m3funkyb
+5 -0
"work it in out"?
"work it in out"?
asherdan
+0 -0
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honesttom
+0 -0
I favour the former explanation, although the latter is equally possible.
I favour the former explanation, although the latter is equally possible.
i_love_kate
+3 -2
I believe we've been over the use of the abbreviation "'Stad".
I believe we've been over the use of the abbreviation "'Stad".
asherdan
+0 -0
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farqussus
+1 -0
No. Next it'll be "The 'Stad". And that is fucked.
No. Next it'll be "The 'Stad". And that is fucked.
daily
+0 -0
Or perhaps 'work it IN/out' is funnier than 'work it on out.' That could be an explanation.
Or perhaps 'work it IN/out' is funnier than 'work it on out.' That could be an explanation.
carten
+0 -0
Or it could be that "The 'Stad" missed the o by a key.
Or it could be that "The 'Stad" missed the o by a key.
zzzleepy
+0 -0
i agree with the alt text. have you ever heard a story end well after starting "so we went to this strip club"?
i agree with the alt text. have you ever heard a story end well after starting "so we went to this strip club"?
selbencoirlo
+0 -0
only when it ends right there, just all awkward trailed off silence but you know that somebody got their bone on.
only when it ends right there, just all awkward trailed off silence but you know that somebody got their bone on.
snowman
+0 -0
My girlfriend and I kissed for the first time in a strip club (and no she was not working there)
My girlfriend and I kissed for the first time in a strip club (and no she was not working there)
zapatos
+0 -0
Same thing, but she does work there now.
Same thing, but she does work there now.
farqussus
+6 -0
Downtown folks frown upon no-pants Santas.
Difficlut to say, and possible Onion headline.
Downtown folks frown upon no-pants Santas.
Difficlut to say, and possible Onion headline.
straw
+1 -0
I just said that outloud three times, thanks.
I just said that outloud three times, thanks.
snowman
+0 -0
Seriously. What a GREAT sentence.
Seriously. What a GREAT sentence.
direhaggis
+0 -0
Roast Beef is afraid that Ray's santa will offend downtown unless it has pants.
Roast Beef is afraid that Ray's santa will offend downtown unless it has pants.
tekende
+0 -0
It will cause problems in the community!
It will cause problems in the community!
l_c_b
+2 -0
FATBUXX
Check Cashing
=====24 hours
I swear I saw one of those dingy little check-cashing places with a name like FATBUXX once...the sort of name that adds to the overall reek of seedy desparation you find at the worst sorts of those places
FATBUXX
Check Cashing
=====24 hours
I swear I saw one of those dingy little check-cashing places with a name like FATBUXX once...the sort of name that adds to the overall reek of seedy desparation you find at the worst sorts of those places
qwertycat
+0 -0
right next to a massage parlor (chinese) and bookie joint (italian). looks like my neighborhood if my neighborhood didn't have liquor stores.
right next to a massage parlor (chinese) and bookie joint (italian). looks like my neighborhood if my neighborhood didn't have liquor stores.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
Damn, every time I think of Santa he will not have any pants on.
Damn, every time I think of Santa he will not have any pants on.
carlyle
+0 -0
Was that playing Jerk it Out by the Ceasars, or were those actual lyrics from Twist and Shout (I have only ever heard the Twist and Shout part of that song)
Was that playing Jerk it Out by the Ceasars, or were those actual lyrics from Twist and Shout (I have only ever heard the Twist and Shout part of that song)
good rating only because Ray felt he needed to watch Santa dance pantless.
I can't believe this only got a 3.5. Panel 2 is pure GOLD.
I work at a gold mine, that stuff isn't special anymore.
That's because your club isn't named Haunches.
Actually its because I see fat dudes doing the twist-n-shout most every morning.
Delicious!
Also, he had apparently forgotten about this fact, judging by Panel 3.