mira
+14 -0
Double-prank!
Double-prank!
catachresis
+0 -0
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pogo
+1 -0
Do you have a dick?
Do you have a dick?
littlefatdog
+1 -0
Are you a dick?
Are you a dick?
redmange
+1 -1
There is nothing good about what you are or what you do.
There is nothing good about what you are or what you do.
mattfish
+3 -0
I like how Lyle considers accidentally hitting Pat with an object a legitimate prank
I like how Lyle considers accidentally hitting Pat with an object a legitimate prank
lastlarf
+68 -0
I can just hear Lyle's tone of voice on that last line. Serious, matter of fact. This is going to electrocute Pat's dick. That is what will happen.
I can just hear Lyle's tone of voice on that last line. Serious, matter of fact. This is going to electrocute Pat's dick. That is what will happen.
sugadiabeetus
+6 -0
They're gonna straight up roast that ding-dong.
They're gonna straight up roast that ding-dong.
grobo
+1 -1
Lyle learned that move up from an El-Salvadorian death squad.
Lyle learned that move up from an El-Salvadorian death squad.
arcibi
+65 -0
The idea that Pat is such a dick that he had Philippe's lemonade stand shut down is endlessly entertaining
The idea that Pat is such a dick that he had Philippe's lemonade stand shut down is endlessly entertaining
delzhand
+4 -0
Or that it would inspire such vengeance in Phillipe!
Or that it would inspire such vengeance in Phillipe!
agika
+1 -0
Pat's heinous act inspired enough vengeance in me for myself and Phillipe to share: what a dick!
Pat's heinous act inspired enough vengeance in me for myself and Phillipe to share: what a dick!
farqussus
+2 -0
Soon to be electrocuted
Soon to be electrocuted
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Perhaps it was diverting the crucial lemonade-drinking demographic from his Subway franchise?
Perhaps it was diverting the crucial lemonade-drinking demographic from his Subway franchise?
kingsleymc
+49 -0
I love that Phillipe has to wear a hat like Lyle to get the pranking underway.
I love that Phillipe has to wear a hat like Lyle to get the pranking underway.
chaesar
+6 -2
Hell yes! Chubby for you. Hell of Project Mayhem action right here!
Hell yes! Chubby for you. Hell of Project Mayhem action right here!
nevlik
+3 -0
I love that Phillipe is getting all Project Mayhem on Pat's dick and he's *still* wearing his Batman pajamas.
I love that Phillipe is getting all Project Mayhem on Pat's dick and he's *still* wearing his Batman pajamas.
shmuckeles
+2 -1
i also love his Batman top. go vigilante!
i also love his Batman top. go vigilante!
captain_arlo
+0 -0
They match... anarchist twins!
They match... anarchist twins!
geysershitdick
+12 -0
One of my favorite alt texts of all time:
"The water will be very saline and cause Pat's dick to get extremely fried"
One of my favorite alt texts of all time:
"The water will be very saline and cause Pat's dick to get extremely fried"
thommy_h
+5 -0
I'm still marvelling that so much emotion can be conveyed without the use of pupils. Everything I know about drawing contradicts this simple feature of Achewood.
I'm still marvelling that so much emotion can be conveyed without the use of pupils. Everything I know about drawing contradicts this simple feature of Achewood.
phthoggos
+0 -0
it's all in the brows.
it's all in the brows.
centipede_damascus
+5 -1
A double-prank is almost the best kind of prank, except maybe the triple-prank.
A double-prank is almost the best kind of prank, except maybe the triple-prank.
charchar
+0 -0
The unicorn of pranks.
The unicorn of pranks.
mattylite
+6 -0
Good call on the unicorn-- you'd think after the triple-prank would be the quad, but at this prank level, the market demands non-linear value .
Good call on the unicorn-- you'd think after the triple-prank would be the quad, but at this prank level, the market demands non-linear value .
everything_is_a_hat
+0 -0
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morganization
+0 -0
lyle makes one feel stupid for not just knowing the answers
lyle makes one feel stupid for not just knowing the answers
closefriend
+5 -1
For some reason, Philippe's new style of being drawn here reminds me of when DJ from Roseanne hit puberty.
For some reason, Philippe's new style of being drawn here reminds me of when DJ from Roseanne hit puberty.
puguglypress
+0 -0
What, did he get hot?
What, did he get hot?
caduceo
+1 -1
Pat was just making sure lady justice is blind! Why should you get to BREAK THE LAW just because you got squirted out a little earlier then the rest of us! It's an outrage. like barbers.
Pat was just making sure lady justice is blind! Why should you get to BREAK THE LAW just because you got squirted out a little earlier then the rest of us! It's an outrage. like barbers.
peterjoel
+0 -0
I think you mean later ...
I think you mean later ...
darthemed
+2 -2
Philippe leans forward, the intensity of his conviction gripping his small frame. A gleam shines in his eye, and he speaks: "I can do that!"
Philippe leans forward, the intensity of his conviction gripping his small frame. A gleam shines in his eye, and he speaks: "I can do that!"
dreamerman91
+0 -1
made me spit everywhere in laughter
made me spit everywhere in laughter
cousinted
+0 -0
Awww, Lyle is bonding with Philippe. is there anything that could be sweeter?
Awww, Lyle is bonding with Philippe. is there anything that could be sweeter?
dropkickpikachu
+1 -0
Cracked crab.
Cracked crab.
dasilodavi
+0 -0
It will electrocute his dick, THAT'S what it's gonna fuckin' do!
It will electrocute his dick, THAT'S what it's gonna fuckin' do!
foxtrotamend
+0 -0
Aww...Philippe is adorable in that little cap.
Aww...Philippe is adorable in that little cap.
cailetshadow
+0 -0
I would not have been disappointed if Philippe's interest in the Anarchist Cookbook became an integral part of his otherwise innocent 5-year old character.
I would not have been disappointed if Philippe's interest in the Anarchist Cookbook became an integral part of his otherwise innocent 5-year old character.
gopacapulco
+0 -0
fuckin pat, shutting down little kids' lemonade stands. he IS a dick
fuckin pat, shutting down little kids' lemonade stands. he IS a dick
j03y
+3 -0
damn, why aint this kid in bed? he only wanted a bed time story and it led into electrocuting some dick?
damn, why aint this kid in bed? he only wanted a bed time story and it led into electrocuting some dick?
skaterpix
+0 -0
Lyle turned innocent Philippe into a bad boy!
Lyle turned innocent Philippe into a bad boy!
radarjammer
+0 -0
That's right
Phillipe is HARDCORE.
That's right
Phillipe is HARDCORE.
daidai
+0 -0
Fuck Pat.
Fuck Pat.
kikineko
+0 -0
Haha, double prank! Lyle, you're a genius... not only electrocuting Pat's dick, but transforming cute innocent Philippe into something bad. Gotta love the bad Philippe with his hat and batman P.J's.
Haha, double prank! Lyle, you're a genius... not only electrocuting Pat's dick, but transforming cute innocent Philippe into something bad. Gotta love the bad Philippe with his hat and batman P.J's.
mikeronomicon
+2 -1
Once we bet my friend Joe Fittipaldi to pee on an electric fence. I paid ten bucks for that, and I'd do it again. That was the only time I saw him cry. I'm imagining Pat's imminent experience to be even better.
Once we bet my friend Joe Fittipaldi to pee on an electric fence. I paid ten bucks for that, and I'd do it again. That was the only time I saw him cry. I'm imagining Pat's imminent experience to be even better.
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
I love that the way to short-circuit Pat's dickery is by going straight to the source.
HEYO!
I love that the way to short-circuit Pat's dickery is by going straight to the source.
HEYO!
aseidel
+0 -0
I can't help but wonder how long this friendship can possibly last given Lyle's nature...
I can't help but wonder how long this friendship can possibly last given Lyle's nature...
henry_pussycat
+0 -0
Double-prank!
Double-prank!
puguglypress
+0 -0
Phillipe takes things more seriously if he gets to wear a hat
Phillipe takes things more seriously if he gets to wear a hat
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
i think the cops that shut philippe down were at least as dickish as pat.
i think the cops that shut philippe down were at least as dickish as pat.
terrordactyl
+0 -0
the batman shirt is so good
the batman shirt is so good
omegatron
+0 -0
I hate to be the one to point out that this would not work.
https://www.seattlepi.com/wheels/269701_talk12.html
I hate to be the one to point out that this would not work.
https://www.seattlepi.com/wheels/269701_talk12.html
Basically only a monster could not love the phrase "It will electrocute his dick."
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are you trying?
Because assetbar magic doesn't happen. It takes WORK!
I'm a monster and I still love the phrase.
NO excuses.
ok asherdan...
What the f-frick
Are you Hybrid HecciSpinySkradleyTekende?
What's funny is that I'll change my avatar eventually and the future generations of achewoodians will have no idea what we're talking about.
You did it already!
Haha the Syndicate was getting no love. Next time you guys should meet up at the Best Western or something.
I saw it, and I was freaked right the fuck out.
This I am glad of
Also, why are you missing half of your facial hair?
I tripped.
Well chubby for that.
Remember when Philippe's head was a Philippe's-head-and-a-half long?
Don't you hate when your weasel gets fried like that?
I read that as "Mother" at first.
Knowing my mother, this did not seem to be a reasonable statement.