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Electrocuting Pat's Dick Friday, September 19, 2003 • read strip Viewing 71 comments:

Basically only a monster could not love the phrase "It will electrocute his dick."

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are you trying?

Because assetbar magic doesn't happen. It takes WORK!

I'm a monster and I still love the phrase.
NO excuses.

ok asherdan...

What the f-frick

Are you Hybrid HecciSpinySkradleyTekende?

What's funny is that I'll change my avatar eventually and the future generations of achewoodians will have no idea what we're talking about.

You did it already!

Haha the Syndicate was getting no love. Next time you guys should meet up at the Best Western or something.

I saw it, and I was freaked right the fuck out.

This I am glad of


Also, why are you missing half of your facial hair?

I tripped.

Well chubby for that.

Remember when Philippe's head was a Philippe's-head-and-a-half long?

Don't you hate when your weasel gets fried like that?

I read that as "Mother" at first.

Knowing my mother, this did not seem to be a reasonable statement.

Double-prank!

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Do you have a dick?

Are you a dick?

There is nothing good about what you are or what you do.

I like how Lyle considers accidentally hitting Pat with an object a legitimate prank

I can just hear Lyle's tone of voice on that last line. Serious, matter of fact. This is going to electrocute Pat's dick. That is what will happen.

They're gonna straight up roast that ding-dong.

Lyle learned that move up from an El-Salvadorian death squad.

The idea that Pat is such a dick that he had Philippe's lemonade stand shut down is endlessly entertaining

Or that it would inspire such vengeance in Phillipe!

Pat's heinous act inspired enough vengeance in me for myself and Phillipe to share: what a dick!

Soon to be electrocuted

Perhaps it was diverting the crucial lemonade-drinking demographic from his Subway franchise?

I love that Phillipe has to wear a hat like Lyle to get the pranking underway.

Hell yes! Chubby for you. Hell of Project Mayhem action right here!

I love that Phillipe is getting all Project Mayhem on Pat's dick and he's *still* wearing his Batman pajamas.

i also love his Batman top. go vigilante!

They match... anarchist twins!

One of my favorite alt texts of all time:

"The water will be very saline and cause Pat's dick to get extremely fried"

I'm still marvelling that so much emotion can be conveyed without the use of pupils. Everything I know about drawing contradicts this simple feature of Achewood.

it's all in the brows.

A double-prank is almost the best kind of prank, except maybe the triple-prank.

The unicorn of pranks.

Good call on the unicorn-- you'd think after the triple-prank would be the quad, but at this prank level, the market demands non-linear value .

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lyle makes one feel stupid for not just knowing the answers

For some reason, Philippe's new style of being drawn here reminds me of when DJ from Roseanne hit puberty.

What, did he get hot?

Pat was just making sure lady justice is blind! Why should you get to BREAK THE LAW just because you got squirted out a little earlier then the rest of us! It's an outrage. like barbers.

I think you mean later ...

Philippe leans forward, the intensity of his conviction gripping his small frame. A gleam shines in his eye, and he speaks: "I can do that!"

made me spit everywhere in laughter

Awww, Lyle is bonding with Philippe. is there anything that could be sweeter?

Cracked crab.

Cracked crab is excellent.

worthy of its own dance

It will electrocute his dick, THAT'S what it's gonna fuckin' do!

Aww...Philippe is adorable in that little cap.

I would not have been disappointed if Philippe's interest in the Anarchist Cookbook became an integral part of his otherwise innocent 5-year old character.

fuckin pat, shutting down little kids' lemonade stands. he IS a dick

damn, why aint this kid in bed? he only wanted a bed time story and it led into electrocuting some dick?

Lyle turned innocent Philippe into a bad boy!

That's right


Phillipe is HARDCORE.

Fuck Pat.

Haha, double prank! Lyle, you're a genius... not only electrocuting Pat's dick, but transforming cute innocent Philippe into something bad. Gotta love the bad Philippe with his hat and batman P.J's.

Once we bet my friend Joe Fittipaldi to pee on an electric fence. I paid ten bucks for that, and I'd do it again. That was the only time I saw him cry. I'm imagining Pat's imminent experience to be even better.

I love that the way to short-circuit Pat's dickery is by going straight to the source.

HEYO!

I can't help but wonder how long this friendship can possibly last given Lyle's nature...

Double-prank!

Phillipe takes things more seriously if he gets to wear a hat

i think the cops that shut philippe down were at least as dickish as pat.

the batman shirt is so good

I hate to be the one to point out that this would not work.

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