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The Todd Show, ep 1 Monday, October 15, 2007 • read strip Viewing 142 comments:

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I misspelled a word it was so bad.

Truly, a terror for the ages.

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sounds more like Goofy laughing. More Disney adult humor? Like the penis on the Little Mermaid, or SEX being spelled in the dust in the Lion King, or the Lion King stampede being a slowed-down, reversed chorus of profanity?

btw, great comic.

What? What? WHAT?

Or the voices in Aladdin that can only be discerned while on closed captioning that talk about sex

Or you know that one movie, 'The Rescuers', where they is two frame of footage in the background where a window is replaced with a picture of nudity. The only one where it is actually rather blatant as it is quite clear if you slow down the frames at that time.

I tried that once. She hasn't called back.

Ray or no Ray, I would watch every damn episode of this show.

isitbecauseyoulovegoodtits

it is becauseilovegoodtits

For some reason, this reminds me of David Lynch.

Coming next Summer to Broadway: Salma Hayek IS The Lady in the Radiator

[IMGS OFF]

In Heaven, everything is SHIIIIIIIIIT

In Heaven, everything is TIIIIIITS!

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You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Teodor's bulge has ensured that I will never look at Salma Hayek the same again.

Yeah, no kidding. Salma Hyuck, more like.

Nonetheless, coming up after the commercial break, a strung-out Todd races across the stage for a grope.

The only possible conclusion, from this and other evidence , is that Teodor is an anatomically accurate "Tell-Me-Bear" filched from a child sexual abuse interrogations unit.

it is like a camel toe for men, which I believe is referred to as the "moose knuckle".

I'm more intrigued by the homemade muscle shirt in the first part of the strip

It's apparently what Teodor finds appropriate cameraman attire

Oh, you mean his Troy Harlem get-up?

I do like Salma Hayeks boobs. I always thought she had GOOOOOD TIIIIIIITS!

Speaking for those of us who haven't made the switch from ass-men just yet, she also has a great ass.

T-Adore's impressions get right to the point.
[IMGS OFF]

it's like some weird hypnotic dance

If I didn't chubby this... I don't think I could call myself a man.

I can't call myself a man, and I chubbied it for actually making me wish I could get a chubby.

gooooooooood ttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits

and i'm a lady

Fantastic.

Your cat is missing it's words.

those two comments are like a before and after. the first is a cat just chillin at the desk then it sees some mad titties and and is all 'thats ... nice'

If I had the ability to give these more chubbies, I would.

What we need more of is tits!

I feel ... sick to my stomach ...

[IMGS OFF]

OH HILARIOUS AND ...arousing?

D: i'm out of chubbies!

Oh man I remember that night...

I have to go lie down. My isn't sure what's real anymore.

[IMGS OFF]

I would probably chubby this if I could see it.

them's rude titties.

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ruuuuuuuuuude

This! Is! A Homeboy!

LEGIT!!

I don't get it. . . which fella's face is photoshopped onto that photo?

Frida Kahlo's

Meanwhile, all Roast Beef can think about is licking the eyebrow.

I-If I keep humming a tune, I won't turn gay...hnma hmmn ahmmm hmm hm...

Chubby for the Maria Bamford reference.

ugh.... there should be extra available chubbies for a comic like this.

Whoo-bies Boo-bies!

What kind of person would 'lame' Salma Hayek's rude titties?
(and this is not just from a male standpoint, either. even my female not-even-gay-in-an-arousing-and-slightly-embarassing-way-at-parties roomie looked at them and said 'NICE').

Never has "chubby" been so appropriate a reward.

This is a good animation because I think you can see her accent.

never has the term chubby been more called for

fuckin' beaten as all hell

my german friend says "zas is gud." and i agree that it is ok.

what movie is this from? must rent asap.

The TV show Ugly Betty.

Broken the chubby record, I believe.

literal chubby

HOLY MOTHER OF PUSSY i have to start checking the rest of the comments to see if anybody's made my joke already.

Five hours of my life... gone. Thanks jackass.

my god

Oh my god! Those are the most perfect tits... EVER!

::SPLUT::

It's the avatar that makes this.

The sheer number of replies that this post has is astonishing, to say the least.

This woman's breast, is such rarest flower. But I lick it. Vlad licks, nipple from nipple, because they are rudest he is ever seeink.

Because they are so rude.

And I was just listening to Kraftwerk's Trans Europa Express (the sync is uncannily perfect)

If titties are the truffles of the lady-body community, these are the truffles of titties.

This [IMGS OFF] shit is just a fucking tragedy right here. For anyone who wasn't around for it, aplomb's comment was a big gif of Ms. Hayek's jiggling tits. Forever. It was wonderful. 412 chubbies didn't do it justice.

Apparently, I never chubbied this originally. I will chubby it now, if only for the memory.

Oi!

This just got all kinds of Off Broadway.

This is at least off-off-off Broadway



Off Broadway Street in Wichita, Kansas.

Teodor scared the shiiiit out of me.

Some men such as Joe Pesci and Bill Gates have created good lives for themselves /
I am hopping in a black unitard and shouting "GOOD TITS" on my friend's cable access show /
Keep on rockin' Téodor

I'd like to imagine that Philippe is the one clapping in panel five, if only so that in panels six and seven, I can imagine him with the same face as when Teodor made him a Mickey Mouse pancake.

this is hell of postmodern

Somewhere, Cartilege Head weeps at the genius. (Standing in his leotard!)

For the record, I still hold that he may not have necessarily died, and that it was an elaborate and delightful prank of avant-garde art. Just so ya know, before anyone jumps to the correction.

Does...does anyone think he actually died?

:shrug: The guy that introduced me to the strip insists it so. I merely assumed this was the common belief. My bad.

Yep, it WAS an elaborate and delightful prank of avant-garde art. The poster for that story is hanging on my livingroom wall, and underneath the art there's a Cartilage Head bio: it tells of him doing this to one audience member at every performance, sometimes resulting in heroic acts and boosting of self-esteem, sometimes resulting in suicides in despair. It's a fabulous poster (though far too SMALL, dammit!).

Excellent. Thanks for clearing that up, I couldn't read the extra text on the poster.
The more you know. --===*

fair enough.

Teodore's next act will be clapping in the shadows, so all you can see are his hands.

That's the best impression of Selma Hayek I've ever seen.

this is completely amazing.

That is Téodor's impressions suit.

t is wearing his pornstar shirt. until he changes into the salma leotard. what?

what is that

Maybe it's just his video production shirt

T is an elegant impressionist, and he's stripped Salma right down to the basics: clumpy eyeshadow, tight unitard, tits tight and high, and, uh, unit cupped and low.

Not like Ray to pull a circus penis on them...

SO TRUE

No matter how tortured he may seem throughout the proceedings, I have the feeling he's been saving this for a long time. His mirror has been seeing it for years.

I bet these impressions Teodor does will be critically acclaimed, kind of like when he talks dirty.

Meanwhile, Todd dies alone, a coke-dusted FiestaMax menu over his face.

Nice work on that Ignatz award Onstad.

I don't think you're paying enough attention to the tits.

I feel like we've seen a side of teodor that hasn't been on display since he showed the kids how rude he can get.

Man, T really needs to get in shape. He looks like he's having a tough time with that squat.

I like how in the last panel T is just sort of vibrating all over. Like the energy it takes to channel Selma Hayek is throwing his body into shock.

I took that as his attempt to imitate the inimitable jiggle one sees in the uber-chubbied GIF, above.

The second to last panel proves Teodor has a very mighty bulge.

I think the process behind the Sifl n' Olly show must have been something like this.

Is this a new chubby record?

I can't help but think that if T hadn't been so disdainful of Lyle's bra, T would have a better costume right now.

Also also, this years Ignatz award has gone to some very fine artists. Seeing Onstad among their number kind of makes me hope he hits the really big time.

Yea, maybe he should have waited to tell us about the award. We're all focused on GOOOOOOD TIIIIIITS right now. But congrats to Onstad, he deserves it.

Salma Hayek's got some fun little tits?

the fact that the hugest chubby count would go to a .gif with wobbly tits on them says a lot about the people who read this strip

this is intended as neither a positive or negative remark. it just says so much

I'm an opportunist hack commenter and I make no apologies.

I think actually it says a lot about wobbly tits

i thought teodor was supposed to be hung like a cranberry.

It was also six degrees. That may have had something to do with it.

they didn't know. they didn't have any idea...

Teodore is still not using his imagination.

Oh man, Todd has on a tie. This is getting serious.

DID YOU NOTICE THAT IN THE SECOND TO LAST PANEL TEODOR HAS "WICKED SACK"

Since there are music notes around Téodor's head, I can only assume that he is in fact singing the words "GOOOOOD TIIIIIIITS!" I had pictured it as more of a chant, myself.

You mean not like "Heeere's Johnny!" but more of a Gregorian thing?

I think her tits are worthy of having a Gregorian chant devoted to their glory.

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We've seen Teodor manifest boobs and put on a wig. What he's done here is pretty good, but I feel that with a little prep time he could've really taken it to the next level.

Anyone who doesn't like Todd is fucking inhuman. And this is one of my favorite Teodor moments in a while. What the fuck is there not to like about this strip?

I dunno. I like it. I think Teodor's impression is spot on.

Ahem. That's my leotard.

Or do I mean: Lyotard?

The other day I saw a video on the internet of Alan Moore reading aloud some of Rorschach's inner monologue from Watchmen, in the style he imagined when he wrote it.

I want to see the same with Chris Onstad and "GOOOOOD... TIIIIIIITS!"

You interest me strangely. Do you have a link for the Moore reading?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKebCtCTbCA

Now I'm imagining Teodor growling "GOOOOOD... TIIIIIIITS" in Moore's gravelly Northampton brogue, and it is terrifying.

I gave this a 4 but in retrospect it is clearly a 5.

you can always correct your vote. try it!

Awwwww Yeeeeah! Good Tits!

do you think that if we all gather our chump change together, we would have enough money to convince onstad to replace the comic with salma hayeks nude-n-rudies?

She does have good tits. Pretty much the goodest.

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