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We'll answer that question tomorrow Thursday, May 23, 2002 • read strip Viewing 65 comments:

This is the much more depressed Roast Beef of yore. He is from Circumstances.

Sign me up, Beef.

Roast Beef's Home For The Perpetually Terrified Entrance Exam:

1. Are you hella terrified right now?
2. Are you from circumstances?
3. Are you the person that sucks? Plus you got depression?

1. Kind of yeah, I spend so much time terrified its normal now
2. yeah
3. Yeah and yeah

I chubbied when no one else would, because yeah me too.

Monkey-see, monkey-agree, monkey-do.

Roast Beef does not have what it takes to become a successful venture capitalist.

No he doesn't - a venture capitalist already has their first million with which to invest...

Man, burn and snap.

Alt text: "Tomorrow: cars going off jumps"

Onstad did not make good on this promise

I personally am still waiting on that chicken recipe.

A comment left by philosophe was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by BPMead, relaxing, gilbert)

Say what you will, This Old Beef is who kept me reading at first.

Well, I'm a newcomer, so I have a different perspective, but the early Beef didn't seem well developed as a character... pretty one-dimensional.

Kids these days don't know how good they have it...

Ray basically didn't even hear that.

sweet jumps, Onstad?

Roast Beef's mousepad is hella jillapidated.

Many years later, Roast Beef decides to make good on this decision

I was going to say something along those lines, chubby good sir.

I read that strip, and then wondered:

"Roast Beef says nothing about getting a new mousepad there."

I am a fool sometimes.

Same...

"tomorrow: cars going off jumps"
Achewood is starting to sound more like the A-Team. Onstad should give Todd a mohawk to go with his sweet set of wheels.

But: Todd is not afraid of flying. I also don't see him as much of a milk drinker.

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I'm not sure if these have a purpose or not, so I don't know if I should lame them. Seems reasonable though.