saint
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closefriend
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envika
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The adjective "crass" is what comes to mind. Not only is it a toilet seat, which is something that people sit on while pinching loaves, but it is smoking a cigar--the grossest, most self-indulgent form of tobacco consumption.
The adjective "crass" is what comes to mind. Not only is it a toilet seat, which is something that people sit on while pinching loaves, but it is smoking a cigar--the grossest, most self-indulgent form of tobacco consumption.
sooprmunky61
+1 -0
I can only read those lines to the tune of "Islands in the Stream," which makes it all the more sinister
I can only read those lines to the tune of "Islands in the Stream," which makes it all the more sinister
gormster
+3 -0
That is the third reference I have heard to that song today. What is going on, world. Do you want me to listen to that song.
That is the third reference I have heard to that song today. What is going on, world. Do you want me to listen to that song.
stephicologist
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shutup_shutup
+0 -0
That is the best place for the end.
That is the best place for the end.
fineoakstructure
+3 -0
Another good place for The End is at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.
Another good place for The End is at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.
stephicologist
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professorriffs
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tekende
+0 -0
It would be one of the most actual accolades, it is true.
It would be one of the most actual accolades, it is true.
catachresis
+7 -0
Best. Cuss. Ever.
Best. Cuss. Ever.
falseprophet
+1 -0
Alt text: In Mombasa, that is one of the most actual taunts.
This is why I need to return to the motherland: so that I can learn to tell Yo Mama jokes that molest physics until they become true.
Alt text: In Mombasa, that is one of the most actual taunts.
This is why I need to return to the motherland: so that I can learn to tell Yo Mama jokes that molest physics until they become true.
caduceo
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what leon sumbitches DOESN'T know is that if ray banged his head on a piano it would most likely sound pretty good because he has demonic piano skillz
what leon sumbitches DOESN'T know is that if ray banged his head on a piano it would most likely sound pretty good because he has demonic piano skillz
straw
+4 -1
OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
zerobot
+4 -1
"No! NO!" Man, he knows what is coming and it just can't be...
"No! NO!" Man, he knows what is coming and it just can't be...
catwoman153
+4 -1
"fin."
Bottom right corner.
"fin."
Bottom right corner.
karljw
+1 -0
i'm pretty sure he puts "fin" in the bottom right of all strips that conclude an arc.
i'm pretty sure he puts "fin" in the bottom right of all strips that conclude an arc.
honesttom
+10 -0
Was that the B-side to 'Gravity Train'?
Was that the B-side to 'Gravity Train'?
tekende
+1 -0
A cover version of "Hallelujah"
A cover version of "Hallelujah"
gournal
+0 -0
why did you have to remind me that someone did that
what is your problem
why did you have to remind me that someone did that
what is your problem
patkun
+2 -0
Ray disagrees. He has NEVER noticed that thing happening.
Ray disagrees. He has NEVER noticed that thing happening.
jackparsons
+3 -0
Why does Dr. Leon have a frog on a cross hung on his wall?
Why does Dr. Leon have a frog on a cross hung on his wall?
godfatherofsouls
+1 -0
reminds me of this.
reminds me of this.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Fuckin' Ada. Who would make that?
"I think what the world needs more of is dead frogs playing golf. I'll make a fortune!"
Fuckin' Ada. Who would make that?
"I think what the world needs more of is dead frogs playing golf. I'll make a fortune!"
sunday
+0 -0
There was a 19th century Swiss aristocrat who made it his life's work to depict 19th century life through tableaus of stuffed frogs. There is a museum (also in Switzerland) dedicated to his work
I am not making this up.
(Don't trust myself bbcode wise, so):
https://www.fribourgtourisme.ch/en/navpage-BusinessFR-HighlightsFR-120267.html
There was a 19th century Swiss aristocrat who made it his life's work to depict 19th century life through tableaus of stuffed frogs. There is a museum (also in Switzerland) dedicated to his work
I am not making this up.
(Don't trust myself bbcode wise, so):
https://www.fribourgtourisme.ch/en/navpage-BusinessFR-HighlightsFR-120267.html
dasilodavi
+1 -1
You know what? Fuck THIS guy!
You know what? Fuck THIS guy!
luckypyjamas
+1 -0
what does ray need the money for anyways, he already has unlimited funds
what does ray need the money for anyways, he already has unlimited funds
the_prophet
+3 -0
One must taking into consideration not just the loss of money, but also the severity of the accusations made by the good Doctor. Ray is not accused of being merely untrust worthy, but actually the paradigm of all that is wrong with sentient life. That cuts a man deep.
One must taking into consideration not just the loss of money, but also the severity of the accusations made by the good Doctor. Ray is not accused of being merely untrust worthy, but actually the paradigm of all that is wrong with sentient life. That cuts a man deep.
soticoto
+0 -0
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fosters
+2 -0
When I read Leon Sumbitches lines I hear them in a James Earl Jones voice.
When I read Leon Sumbitches lines I hear them in a James Earl Jones voice.
dominus101
+0 -0
Leon Sumbitches may be my favorite Achewood arc. I love the GOF and all, but this is the one I return to most often. Outstanding.
Leon Sumbitches may be my favorite Achewood arc. I love the GOF and all, but this is the one I return to most often. Outstanding.
envika
+5 -1
[IMGS OFF]
I felt obligated.
[IMGS OFF]
I felt obligated.
tekende
+6 -0
Other...other way around, dude.
Other...other way around, dude.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
A toilet seat smoking a cigar is so horrible, it even smokes it the wrong way 'round .
(It doesn't even use a wood match to light it, the heathen.)
A toilet seat smoking a cigar is so horrible, it even smokes it the wrong way 'round .
(It doesn't even use a wood match to light it, the heathen.)
riazm
+0 -0
Thank you for pointing this out to me, I knew cigars were asymmetrical but wasn't sure which was the correct end.
Can you please, tell me what it is you do with a cigar cutter?
There is a time in one's life where one knows how to smoke a cigar, and I have not reached it yet.
Thank you for pointing this out to me, I knew cigars were asymmetrical but wasn't sure which was the correct end.
Can you please, tell me what it is you do with a cigar cutter?
There is a time in one's life where one knows how to smoke a cigar, and I have not reached it yet.
tekende
+0 -0
When you first get a cigar, both ends are rounded. In order to light it you have to cut off one end, and that is what a cigar cutter is for.
One time I got a cigar at a bar and they did not cut it for me, or provide me with a tool for doing so. I spent five frustrating minutes trying to figure out why I couldn't light it, realized why, and then had to tear one end off with my teeth.
When you first get a cigar, both ends are rounded. In order to light it you have to cut off one end, and that is what a cigar cutter is for.
One time I got a cigar at a bar and they did not cut it for me, or provide me with a tool for doing so. I spent five frustrating minutes trying to figure out why I couldn't light it, realized why, and then had to tear one end off with my teeth.
lolsworth
+0 -0
I would not have known the difference,
I would not have known the difference,
xiaomimi
+17 -0
Today's Blogs
Onstad: Bacon No. 1 is here. What now?
"I bid you cinnamon dreams and carabiner kisses, whatever that might mean. (What did you picture in your head?)"
Today's Blogs
Onstad: Bacon No. 1 is here. What now?
"I bid you cinnamon dreams and carabiner kisses, whatever that might mean. (What did you picture in your head?)"
krispykorn
+0 -0
In Mombasa, that taunt is one of the most actual. Many other taunts are less actual.
In Mombasa, that taunt is one of the most actual. Many other taunts are less actual.
readingcomics
+0 -0
Leon sumbitches does not [i]mess[i] around.
A tough attitude to go congruently with a tough name.
Leon sumbitches does not [i]mess[i] around.
A tough attitude to go congruently with a tough name.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -1
we are viewing two men who GET THINGS DONE.
we are viewing two men who GET THINGS DONE.
dasilodavi
+1 -0
Frankly, I don't buy this shit for a second. I think the wikipedia article is a grand fabrication and the man at the other end of the phone is either ray's imagination or a detailed disguise to complete the illusion. I refuse to believe Leon Sumbitches is legit.
Frankly, I don't buy this shit for a second. I think the wikipedia article is a grand fabrication and the man at the other end of the phone is either ray's imagination or a detailed disguise to complete the illusion. I refuse to believe Leon Sumbitches is legit.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
he should peel off that 'Made In Malaysia' sticker...
..!
he should peel off that 'Made In Malaysia' sticker...
..!
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
Dang, Ray really fucked up this time.
Dang, Ray really fucked up this time.
aperson
+1 -0
Ray is a solid gold toilet seat that smokes a blunt.
Ray is a solid gold toilet seat that smokes a blunt.
stonecrab
+0 -0
Yep, after all, he [b]is[\b] the main chochacho up in this place!
Yep, after all, he [b]is[\b] the main chochacho up in this place!
stonecrab
+0 -0
OH DAMMIT, i did it wrong AGAIN!
OH DAMMIT, i did it wrong AGAIN!
icecube
+0 -0
The crucifix prop lends fire and brimstone to Leon's revenge speech. The devil is in the details as they say.
The crucifix prop lends fire and brimstone to Leon's revenge speech. The devil is in the details as they say.
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No moral!