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Ray cuts own hand Friday, September 27, 2002 • read strip Viewing 34 comments:

Bach is the perfect name for Ray's example.

Ray sure has a weakness for some sour cream.

It used to just be cream, as seen in the previous comic.

Mozart would always bang his knee against the piano when he got up, and Beethoven always stumbled over this one door sill in his house.

It's true! Those ARE guys like Bach, and that IS stuff like that.

Suite no.3 in D major is all about how Bach always cuts his lip on the sour cream lid.

Woah, the IQ of 183 had its beginnings here apparently.

What's interesting is that Ray apparently wears socks.

who said those socks were for wearing?

who said that sour cream was for eating?

...No-one?

I'd better not find out anyone had, either.

This whole thread of conversation is full entertainment value, my life is changed.

What I will do is post it above and after a lot of time passes, assetbar will be like "1 year ago" type shit and future visitors will be much confused.

Why does Beef have to hod the socks up?

And those socks are seriously no longer in Ray's room

No es verdad.

https://achewood.com/index.php?date=08162005

They haven't been "dropped" yet. Ha!

I heard that when Schubert was about to kick the football, Wagner totally moved the football and Schubert fell!

you reminded me of the philosophers' footballmatch from monty python (germany vs. greece of course). thanks a lot!

Heyoooo!
https://au.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU

Man, Wagner was such a dick.

Yeah. Also a nazi. A nazi and a dick is no way to go through life.

Wagner was a Nazi before it was cool to be a Nazi. That could be a plus but it is most likely a huge negative.

Also, he dissed Nietzsche. That isn't cool.

there was no plastic in Bach's day though. he cut his hand on the lid which was made of pewter.

Tchaikovsky sometimes put his pants on backwards.

Panel 3 used to read "mythelf".

Why the change? Perhaps Onstad believed that a hand in one's mouth would not cause that type of speech impediment.

I have no way of knowing if that's true.


guys like bach DID use to do stuff like this

(5'd)

I like this one for one simple reason:
"Put the joke between the quatation marks please"
Which line is the joke in this one? Great test of what is funny to you.
A. "All that's in your room is that sour cream tub and those two dirty socks"
B. "It was the damn sour cream lid, alright? It slipped!"
C. "Who is it always tellin' me he's got a IQ of 183"
D. "...Guys like Bach used to do stuff like this!"

For the record, I vote for A. Main reason is because I don't know if the sour cream tub is empty or full. and if it is full, what is it full of?

He is talking about writing the Alt Text, I believe.

alt="put the joke between the quotation marks please"

Made funnier by the fact that the socks don't match.

Between the sour cream and the dirty socks, Ray could be looking at a pretty nasty infection. He should get some Neosporin or peroxide.

Socks old enough and dirty enough have been known to kill on touch. There is an old sock guarded by a radical sect of the Zoroastrians, which has been worn and shifted from foot to foot via some rolling action for thousands of years. This sock has the power to create an action-packed Chinese martial arts movie.

screw this only being a 4, ray's line in the last panel is one of the funniest achewood moments ever


in my opinion