kazad
+14 -0
Are you continuing to kid around with me, Penis?
Best line, ever.
Or, worst one to overhear in public.
Are you continuing to kid around with me, Penis?
Best line, ever.
Or, worst one to overhear in public.
petitegitan
+22 -0
In a public men's restroom.
In a public men's restroom.
stuart
+37 -0
OH, HI. YEAH, IT HASN'T BEEN UP IN FOUR DAYS.
OH, HI. YEAH, IT HASN'T BEEN UP IN FOUR DAYS.
zem
+0 -0
bang bang bang sir in the next stall
bang bang bang sir in the next stall
drskradley
+0 -0
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? OH GOD IT BURNS!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? OH GOD IT BURNS!
i_love_kate
+4 -0
IT'S SPREADING! IT'S ENVELOPING THE ENTIRE CUBICLE AND MOVING OUTWARDS!
IT'S SPREADING! IT'S ENVELOPING THE ENTIRE CUBICLE AND MOVING OUTWARDS!
spicyponyhead
+2 -0
It's ok, he just has a wide stance.
It's ok, he just has a wide stance.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
I....I...he said we gotta go now. He was bluffing around. I hate when he does that.
I....I...he said we gotta go now. He was bluffing around. I hate when he does that.
heavymetaljesus
+0 -0
I can't wait to find out if Circus chooses laurel or terrycloth!
I can't wait to find out if Circus chooses laurel or terrycloth!
hateandwar
+5 -0
He chooses laurel wreath. We see Teodor walking around in a toga in later strips.
He chooses laurel wreath. We see Teodor walking around in a toga in later strips.
tristanhw
+4 -0
People would do this for the fame? Then you'd be famous but famous as a gay porn actor which wouldn't exactly be brilliant if you were straight.
People would do this for the fame? Then you'd be famous but famous as a gay porn actor which wouldn't exactly be brilliant if you were straight.
helloftubby
+0 -0
and a gay porn actor who had maximum cuddles with a husky cat at that.
and a gay porn actor who had maximum cuddles with a husky cat at that.
cailetshadow
+12 -0
...because the porn industry is built on not compromising yourself.
...because the porn industry is built on not compromising yourself.
tekende
+7 -0
Obviously Circus Penis wants to think his planes can bang each other.
Obviously Circus Penis wants to think his planes can bang each other.
philosophe
+4 -0
this is a given.
this is a given.
direhaggis
+0 -0
With that hair and disposition? The laurel wreath, no question.
With that hair and disposition? The laurel wreath, no question.
norsef
+0 -0
You know. This might be the most inspirational porn star in the world ever.
Now to start a war on some rude titties.
You know. This might be the most inspirational porn star in the world ever.
Now to start a war on some rude titties.
chachibenji
+0 -0
Are you kidding around with me, Penis?
What a stuffed bear does on the phone, some men do in the stall.
Are you kidding around with me, Penis?
What a stuffed bear does on the phone, some men do in the stall.
sevenarts
+6 -0
That plane is *fucking* the air.
That plane is *fucking* the air.
molesticide
+2 -0
i would let a man go down on me, or even fuck a man IN THE ASS, if it meant access to the porno industry.
hell, my girlfriend ain't been givin it up much lately, i've even been looking on craigslist for trannies who want to blow somebody.
BITCH i am NOT PICKY
i would let a man go down on me, or even fuck a man IN THE ASS, if it meant access to the porno industry.
hell, my girlfriend ain't been givin it up much lately, i've even been looking on craigslist for trannies who want to blow somebody.
BITCH i am NOT PICKY
eggytoast
+0 -0
This comic strip is much better when you realize that clicking it on the main page goes to the International Male website.
This comic strip is much better when you realize that clicking it on the main page goes to the International Male website.
mustakrakesh
+0 -0
I so want a monogrammed terrycloth sweatband. Are those carried in the shop?
I so want a monogrammed terrycloth sweatband. Are those carried in the shop?
hyetal
+6 -0
I do not like this strip. It is my least favorite. I find the idea that a lesser man "doing anything" for money and fame to be a very large stretch; it seems to me that a lesser man would shout "FUCK YOU FAGGOT!" if you suggested that he do so, while the greater man, secure in his sexuality, would be unperturbed in having sex with another man.
It's like later, when Ray is watching gay porn, he is unconcerned that others will think he's gay. The lesser man would not be caught dead doing such a thing, and the greater man would not mind having sex with another man realizing that that action, in and of itself, doesn't make him gay.
...
Another way to look at it is for a man to refuse to have sex with another man isn't a refusal to compromise himself. It could more easily be caused by fear, bigotry, revulsion... and so forth.
I do not like this strip. It is my least favorite. I find the idea that a lesser man "doing anything" for money and fame to be a very large stretch; it seems to me that a lesser man would shout "FUCK YOU FAGGOT!" if you suggested that he do so, while the greater man, secure in his sexuality, would be unperturbed in having sex with another man.
It's like later, when Ray is watching gay porn, he is unconcerned that others will think he's gay. The lesser man would not be caught dead doing such a thing, and the greater man would not mind having sex with another man realizing that that action, in and of itself, doesn't make him gay.
...
Another way to look at it is for a man to refuse to have sex with another man isn't a refusal to compromise himself. It could more easily be caused by fear, bigotry, revulsion... and so forth.
fineoakstructure
+5 -0
Penis-plane!
Penis-plane!
juanclaudius
+0 -0
The soundtrack to this is "Come Sail Away by Styx, namely the post-keyboard solo chorus.
The soundtrack to this is "Come Sail Away by Styx, namely the post-keyboard solo chorus.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
im sure one must compromise a whole hell of a lot to be in porn...
im sure one must compromise a whole hell of a lot to be in porn...
atypicaloracle
+1 -0
... Circus doesn't really know how to fly a damn plane at all, does he.
... Circus doesn't really know how to fly a damn plane at all, does he.
Penis-plane!
Totally missed that first time around
i think i preferred it that way
Totally did not miss that the first time around.
I did not.
Shit I preferred not seeing that little urethritic little decoration there why did you make me see it
It is difficult to tell if the anthropomorphic porn mogul's plane is circumcised or not.