fuckyoufriday
+5 -1
one slo-mo bird, coming up!
one slo-mo bird, coming up!
stuart
+181 -0
(i've been on a roll lately)
(i've been on a roll lately)
mattylite
+5 -0
Beautiful! I was gonna post that someone who knows how to do this sort of thing ought to make an animated gif of the last three panels. The only thing better would be if the bird rose interminably slowly to the music that opens that long panning shot of the imperial cruiser at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back.
Beautiful! I was gonna post that someone who knows how to do this sort of thing ought to make an animated gif of the last three panels. The only thing better would be if the bird rose interminably slowly to the music that opens that long panning shot of the imperial cruiser at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back.
snowman
+0 -0
This comment, even with 57 chubbies, is underrated.
This comment, even with 57 chubbies, is underrated.
biiaru
+0 -0
Can you make it go up, stay there for about 3 seconds, and then go back down again?
You know, just for the OCDs (like me) who would rather have it loop perfectly.
Can you make it go up, stay there for about 3 seconds, and then go back down again?
You know, just for the OCDs (like me) who would rather have it loop perfectly.
stuart
+0 -0
I did it with the gun but i eschewed it here because it didn't make any sense for lyle to be bobbing the bird in mr. bear's face
I did it with the gun but i eschewed it here because it didn't make any sense for lyle to be bobbing the bird in mr. bear's face
jollysaintpete
+0 -0
i think you were correct in this assumption
i think you were correct in this assumption
mr_pete
+3 -2
Lyle is being rude but Mr. Bear is being pompous. There are no winners.
Lyle is being rude but Mr. Bear is being pompous. There are no winners.
kledermans
+4 -0
Pompous? Hell, he's just stating the facts and his opinion. He can't help it if he happens to be better than Lyle.
Pompous? Hell, he's just stating the facts and his opinion. He can't help it if he happens to be better than Lyle.
ghotifish
+1 -0
this is a lie. we are the winners.
this is a lie. we are the winners.
lux
+2 -0
hee, I love your name. Are you also a linguistics student? Ghoti is the best way to spell fish.
hee, I love your name. Are you also a linguistics student? Ghoti is the best way to spell fish.
deimosrising
+0 -0
A comment left by deimosrising was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, tttt2, Slab64)
A comment left by deimosrising was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by NeoNaoNeo, tttt2, Slab64)
catachresis
+45 -2
You are a hero. And also a complete and utter loser. You are Schrodinger's personality assessment.
You are a hero. And also a complete and utter loser. You are Schrodinger's personality assessment.
alejandroadam
+3 -0
you just sneek it up. from below the line of sight real slow. in complete silence. works every time.
you just sneek it up. from below the line of sight real slow. in complete silence. works every time.
juancarlos
+15 -0
deimosrising...
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Up yours deimosrising.
deimosrising...
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Up yours deimosrising.
imitationcrab
+71 -0
music for the last 3 panels: "Also Sprach Zarathustra"
music for the last 3 panels: "Also Sprach Zarathustra"
equinn2006
+4 -0
Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes.
Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes.
tttt
+2 -0
I wish I could chubby twice
thrice, even
I wish I could chubby twice
thrice, even
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
amen
amen
troy_convers
+0 -0
Or the start of Carmina Burama.
Or the start of Carmina Burama.
invidious
+0 -0
You mean "O Fortuna"? Nah. Imitationcrab hit it out of the park on the first pitch.
You mean "O Fortuna"? Nah. Imitationcrab hit it out of the park on the first pitch.
delzhand
+0 -0
I've seen someone take the last three panels, and animate it as their avatar. Gets me every time!
I've seen someone take the last three panels, and animate it as their avatar. Gets me every time!
chaesar
+6 -0
The 'Lyle/Cornelius' rift is mostly a class struggle. It's more socio-economic than cultural.
The 'Lyle/Cornelius' rift is mostly a class struggle. It's more socio-economic than cultural.
dougthehead
+2 -0
We don't get enough Lyle v. Cornelius. I don't know if we can.
We don't get enough Lyle v. Cornelius. I don't know if we can.
deancain29
+1 -1
classic Lyle.
classic Lyle.
achewoodno1fan
+4 -0
lol c~bear is sitting on a doily-chair
lol c~bear is sitting on a doily-chair
jujubeesforjesus
+4 -0
And Lyle is moving through the room, agitated by drink.
And Lyle is moving through the room, agitated by drink.
djwhiterabbit
+13 -0
to this day my wife and i give each other the slo-mo finger.
which must always begin out of sight, only to rise from behind a table, pillow, or nearby cat.
to this day my wife and i give each other the slo-mo finger.
which must always begin out of sight, only to rise from behind a table, pillow, or nearby cat.
tekende
+5 -0
Or, if necessary, the bottom line of the panel.
Or, if necessary, the bottom line of the panel.
troy_convers
+1 -0
Chubbied for breaking INTO the forth wall.
Chubbied for breaking INTO the forth wall.
smilebuddha
+1 -0
The Sally Forth wall?
The Sally Forth wall?
red_dawn
+2 -0
Why do I laugh at this every time? Why?
Why do I laugh at this every time? Why?
killerlimpet
+1 -0
I used to think like Mr. Bear.
And then I actually *read* some peoples' livejournals and xangas.
ouch.
I used to think like Mr. Bear.
And then I actually *read* some peoples' livejournals and xangas.
ouch.
gussiejives
+0 -0
Best comedic timing ever!
Best comedic timing ever!
songbirdspectre
+1 -0
From the beginning of the 6th panel to the end of the 8th, I just said "Yesssssssss!"
From the beginning of the 6th panel to the end of the 8th, I just said "Yesssssssss!"
tragicone
+0 -0
Lyle straight don't care about no one!
Lyle straight don't care about no one!
feetnotes
+1 -0
Oh God. Panel 7.
Oh God. Panel 7.
dipstikk
+0 -0
Chubbied for having a birdlike deinonychus avatar.
Chubbied for having a birdlike deinonychus avatar.
johnmatrix
+2 -0
Is he raising his finger up really slow or are we seeing it in slow motion?
Regardless, it's funny. Try picturing it with that old fashioned low "rrrrrrr" sound that happens on cartoons when something is being slowly raised up.
Is he raising his finger up really slow or are we seeing it in slow motion?
Regardless, it's funny. Try picturing it with that old fashioned low "rrrrrrr" sound that happens on cartoons when something is being slowly raised up.
qeramah
+0 -0
haha yeah, lyle probably has hell of hydraulics in his flippin' arm.
haha yeah, lyle probably has hell of hydraulics in his flippin' arm.
dasuta
+0 -0
OH THE INTENSITY!
OH THE INTENSITY!
nyu
+0 -0
If Lyle has 4 fingers, which one is the middle?
If Lyle has 4 fingers, which one is the middle?
redmange
+0 -0
Well, the thumb isn't exactly a finger, so I guess he would go by the idea of the finger between his pinky and index being his -birdy-.
Well, the thumb isn't exactly a finger, so I guess he would go by the idea of the finger between his pinky and index being his -birdy-.
wonelove
+0 -0
Hahahaha.
I love how Lyle slowly brings it up.
a big "up yours" rising from the bottom of the strip, right into Cornelius' face.
Hahahaha.
I love how Lyle slowly brings it up.
a big "up yours" rising from the bottom of the strip, right into Cornelius' face.
woodenteeth
+0 -0
Once again Lyle reveals a little more info than his otherwise scattered blogs would have you believe he would be able to retain.
i.e. "Do your server logs..."
I'm building a thesis on this... ok, not really.
Once again Lyle reveals a little more info than his otherwise scattered blogs would have you believe he would be able to retain.
i.e. "Do your server logs..."
I'm building a thesis on this... ok, not really.
mikeronomicon
+0 -0
I don't know what it is, but the finger always makes me jam the five button.
I don't know what it is, but the finger always makes me jam the five button.
dipstikk
+0 -0
Lyle's first appearance with a design update?
Lyle's first appearance with a design update?
Screw YOU, Mr. Bear
FUCK you!
this is a reference to another strip i have nothing against notself i am sorry for being so hurtful oh jesus
I've started saying "Screw you, _______! FUCK you!" to like everything ever. i.e. This morning, it was to my hangover.