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Gearbox Symphony Thursday, December 13, 2001 • read strip Viewing 44 comments:

I guess you can pretty much peel out on anything if you put your mind to it.

I read this as "I guess you can pretty much pee on anything if you put your mind to it."

Which is true, I guess, but if you pee on the Pope or something, you'll probably regret it.

I wouldn't regret peeing on the pope.

all furiously sat perched on his fancy hat, clutchin' a bottle

all peed in his hat
No?

I read both of these comments as two cats talking to each other.

I need friends.

Even Todd. By teenagers. Later on.

Todd is a peelout writing artist.

I have spent minutes trying to figure out how to do that.

literal minutes.

It's kind of funny, given that todd is illiterate

Haha, well done

Hell, he probably didn't even do it on purpose. He thought he was just leaving some nasty marks.

Maybe he just can't read cursive, like Lyle.

Or maybe suckin' dick really did buy that van.

he never been off his knees in so long!

Look, Lyle can read cursive. That was Liebot doing what he does best.

Even better that he did it in cursive.

bitchin'!

hahaha... classic todd.

Teodor just can't be mad at Todd, writing his name on the coffee table with his van was just too impressive

Someday, me too... someday...

It lacks the scrawled-out flair of "I dig boners," but respectable nonetheless.

dude's got style.

Well shit, thinks teodor

TODD

Was Todd an extra in Peel-Out Summer ?

Teodor's appreciative expression in the last panel makes this one for me.

That's quite impressive, actually.

...is what he thought.

I don't know how you could NOT give this a five...

I can do that.

It was a 4.

sukkin dik made that possible

Only dicks spell their own name in a peel out, if you don't have a cause you should be wrapped in gauze as the saying goes

your honna, todd's van clearly did not make those mahks on the cohffee taybull--His van was only available with the teardrop window option in 1982, and that model did not have a split rear transaxle...
[IMGS OFF]

That's nothing. I've done that. I wrote COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

are you a bird

what of it? if a squirrel can drive a van on a coffee table and/or waterski, who's to say what a bird can or cannot do

THESE KNIVES

Even if he's literate, it appears he wrote it in reverse, which is quite impressive.

This is the perfect strip. Setting up Todd for a lifetime of being a dick.

I love Teodor's "well, I'll be damned," look. He can't be mad at something that impressive.

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Actually I'm not even mad- that's amazing.

Ironically Todd's Peel-Out handwriting seems substantially neater and more legible than his Regular handwriting.