ellwooda
+11 -0
This stip is truly the limit.
This stip is truly the limit.
thesoulbear
+1 -1
The best part is Cornelius just being all bamboozled and intrigued by the query in panel 2. He is so bamboozled, he cannot even begin to guess.
The best part is Cornelius just being all bamboozled and intrigued by the query in panel 2. He is so bamboozled, he cannot even begin to guess.
valorgigo
+1 -0
In these economic times, I too feel that the stip is truly the limit.
In these economic times, I too feel that the stip is truly the limit.
mystkmanat
+2 -0
Thee is a teible shotage of r's.
Thee is a teible shotage of r's.
horace_lung
+5 -0
Chris, this was the one that really did it for me, way back when. This was the one that got me hooked for life.
A Triumph.
Chris, this was the one that really did it for me, way back when. This was the one that got me hooked for life.
A Triumph.
singtralala
+0 -0
yeah, back ca. 1902! ('cuz yo' ass is old, you know?)
yeah, back ca. 1902! ('cuz yo' ass is old, you know?)
ambala
+0 -1
I agree, this strip is impossible to read without wanting to continue on...
I agree, this strip is impossible to read without wanting to continue on...
billyamericana
+12 -2
Jokes are best when uncircumcised, like weiners.
Jokes are best when uncircumcised, like weiners.
coogs
+9 -0
spoken like a true Turtleneck Tom
spoken like a true Turtleneck Tom
mortshire
+0 -0
this is the one that brought achewood-speak into my life. thanks, chris.
this is the one that brought achewood-speak into my life. thanks, chris.
jokercross
+0 -1
How is your mother... genius.
How is your mother... genius.
sredni
+1 -0
Yeah, this is one of my most-read strips. I love it.
'I cannot begin to guess' is a phrase I now use often.
Yeah, this is one of my most-read strips. I love it.
'I cannot begin to guess' is a phrase I now use often.
hannah
+1 -0
my first achewood, as i recall, and beautiful it is too.
my first achewood, as i recall, and beautiful it is too.
fuckyoufriday
+6 -0
Man, Lyle really packed on the pounds over the next 100 years!
Man, Lyle really packed on the pounds over the next 100 years!
wonelove
+0 -0
the alcohol..
the alcohol..
deusoma
+6 -0
The Japanese...
The Japanese...
shutup_shutup
+0 -0
That is so funny it's actually hard for me to type now.
That is so funny it's actually hard for me to type now.
plummet
+1 -0
it's always hard for me to type
hint: it is because I am High
it's always hard for me to type
hint: it is because I am High
wonelove
+0 -0
Your avatar's facial expression is generally how my face looks when I am high.
Your avatar's facial expression is generally how my face looks when I am high.
hellaedgar
+6 -0
Notice the gradient on Mr. Bear's hat in the last panel.
Notice the gradient on Mr. Bear's hat in the last panel.
dovey
+0 -0
There's a gradient in the hat... A GRADIENT IN THE HAT!
There's a gradient in the hat... A GRADIENT IN THE HAT!
sherwood
+1 -0
This is the same Lyle that later booked Pat with Nice Pete. Look it up.
This is the same Lyle that later booked Pat with Nice Pete. Look it up.
tetrisattack
+0 -1
Too cute.
Too cute.
atticusonline
+0 -0
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sticks
+1 -0
I really like this strip; my initial response is to wish it had come later. To make a parody of a strip so soon after its conception and before it is fully developed could appear pretentious. However, this strip serves to develop Cornelius Bear's character.
I really like this strip; my initial response is to wish it had come later. To make a parody of a strip so soon after its conception and before it is fully developed could appear pretentious. However, this strip serves to develop Cornelius Bear's character.
envika
+0 -0
I can't imagine Lyle acting that way in 2002.
I can't imagine Lyle acting that way in 2002.
son_of_selleck
+1 -0
ah, so this is where cornelius got his distinctive character from.
ah, so this is where cornelius got his distinctive character from.
joeyramoney
+0 -0
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lucas
+5 -0
You are of low mind.
You are of low mind.
rowboat
+4 -0
Roots before branches, son.
Roots before branches, son.
professorhazard
+2 -0
Unabashedly fived for "Oh! That is truly the limit."
We all have phrases we have co-opted from Achewood into our personal lexicons. For me, this is one of them.
Unabashedly fived for "Oh! That is truly the limit."
We all have phrases we have co-opted from Achewood into our personal lexicons. For me, this is one of them.
woodenteeth
+1 -0
Although I like the strip it seems people are truly taken aback by lines like "That is truly the limit" and "I cannot begin to guess". Each of which I've heard a number of times from various media sources.
It's because I live in a Colony of Her Majesty isn't it?
Although I like the strip it seems people are truly taken aback by lines like "That is truly the limit" and "I cannot begin to guess". Each of which I've heard a number of times from various media sources.
It's because I live in a Colony of Her Majesty isn't it?
saturnbeads
+2 -0
Lyle looks very dapper in a suit and tie.
Lyle looks very dapper in a suit and tie.
i_pose_4_nolan
+1 -0
I say, how simply droll.
I say, how simply droll.
vice
+2 -0
Truly, Lyle pushes it to the limit
Truly, Lyle pushes it to the limit
rbisme
+1 -0
CAPITAL
CAPITAL
farqussus
+2 -0
Even one hundred years ago, Lyle could not construct a proper sentence.
Even one hundred years ago, Lyle could not construct a proper sentence.
sparhawk
+0 -0
I guess Connie was between lectures at this time: https://achewood.com/index.php?date=08062002
Lyle put on some poundage this last century.
I guess Connie was between lectures at this time: https://achewood.com/index.php?date=08062002
Lyle put on some poundage this last century.
wonglers
+0 -0
I wish I could get a response such as this when I tell a joke.
I wish I could get a response such as this when I tell a joke.
jonmw
+0 -0
What is this... Everyone Act Like Connie
What is this... Everyone Act Like Connie
allenphreak
+0 -0
In This Strip : Lyle gives Mr Bear the old "How's your mother?"
In This Strip : Lyle gives Mr Bear the old "How's your mother?"
lumb
+0 -1
A shoe is an item of accuplacer exam footwear evolved at first to protect the human foot and later, additionally, as an item of decoration in itself. The foot contains more bones than any other single part of the body, and has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years in relation to vastly varied terrain and climatic conditions. Together with the proprioceptive system, it is acsm exam what makes balance and ambulation possible.
Until recent years, shoes were not act exam worn by most of the world's population%u2014largely because they could not afford them. Only with the advent of mass production, making available for the first time the cheap flip-flop-type sandal, for example, has shoe-wearing aepa exam become predominant.
A shoe is an item of accuplacer exam footwear evolved at first to protect the human foot and later, additionally, as an item of decoration in itself. The foot contains more bones than any other single part of the body, and has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years in relation to vastly varied terrain and climatic conditions. Together with the proprioceptive system, it is acsm exam what makes balance and ambulation possible.
Until recent years, shoes were not act exam worn by most of the world's population%u2014largely because they could not afford them. Only with the advent of mass production, making available for the first time the cheap flip-flop-type sandal, for example, has shoe-wearing aepa exam become predominant.
fattypneumonia
+0 -0
In 1902, jokes such as these were considered "working the rough chuckles."
In 1902, jokes such as these were considered "working the rough chuckles."
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I bow to you, sir.
My hat is off to you for that wonderful merchandising concept.