afastidioushat
+20 -0
I learned how to play this song and recorded it onto my computer just so I could get the full experience of this strip.
It was mind-blowing.
I learned how to play this song and recorded it onto my computer just so I could get the full experience of this strip.
It was mind-blowing.
rowboat
+10 -0
So, you're just going to tell us about it and not post a link? Some of us are just drummers, you know. We need help with these things.
So, you're just going to tell us about it and not post a link? Some of us are just drummers, you know. We need help with these things.
gormster
+91 -1
Drummers need help with everything.
Drummers need help with everything.
myrrdisparo
+15 -0
Now that's just not true. I just recently learned how to tie my shoes by myself
Now that's just not true. I just recently learned how to tie my shoes by myself
jhunter
+37 -0
being a drummer myself, my natural response to disparaging comments regarding my choice of instrument is rage.
however, I recall vividly the time I tried to twirl my drumstick and it flew out of my hand, and I watched (time always seems slow when you fuck up indescribably badly) as it gracefully arced and stabbed my girlfriend in the eye
being a drummer myself, my natural response to disparaging comments regarding my choice of instrument is rage.
however, I recall vividly the time I tried to twirl my drumstick and it flew out of my hand, and I watched (time always seems slow when you fuck up indescribably badly) as it gracefully arced and stabbed my girlfriend in the eye
jhunter
+17 -0
oh hell
I guess what I'm trying to say is "drummers need help with everything"
oh hell
I guess what I'm trying to say is "drummers need help with everything"
belgand
+3 -0
Except, as we see in your story, the ladies. At least there was a lady to get stabbed in the eye. Perhaps there was still a lady there later.
Except, as we see in your story, the ladies. At least there was a lady to get stabbed in the eye. Perhaps there was still a lady there later.
scorpio_nadir
+2 -0
perhaps she needs help worse than he does.
perhaps she needs help worse than he does.
belgand
+3 -0
When you play bass there is no lady there. There never will be either.
When you play bass there is no lady there. There never will be either.
daidai
+7 -1
[IMGS OFF]
This man disagrees with you.
[IMGS OFF]
This man disagrees with you.
belgand
+5 -0
[IMGS OFF]
This man would likewise agree with your position.
It is not a hard-and-fast rule.
[IMGS OFF]
This man would likewise agree with your position.
It is not a hard-and-fast rule.
love_is_so_punk
+3 -0
I play bass, drums, and guitar. That means I get no ladies, I need help with everything, and I have an enormous ego.
I play bass, drums, and guitar. That means I get no ladies, I need help with everything, and I have an enormous ego.
gunsofray
+0 -0
with one eye
with one eye
jhunter
+0 -0
one eye, but both her legs
one eye, but both her legs
aargh
+27 -0
Since afastidioushat isnt going to. Also, it is a G, and the B is actually Bdim6
Since afastidioushat isnt going to. Also, it is a G, and the B is actually Bdim6
rowboat
+0 -0
Thanks. It was worth the wait.
Thanks. It was worth the wait.
aargh
+0 -0
I tell a lie. Fuckyoufriday is right, it is Bdim7.
I tell a lie. Fuckyoufriday is right, it is Bdim7.
lotus2700
+1 -0
Technically a B half-diminished 7. Technically.
Technically a B half-diminished 7. Technically.
21echoes
+0 -0
no, it's fully diminished. B, D, F, Ab
no, it's fully diminished. B, D, F, Ab
rowboat
+8 -0
No, it's ya'll some nerds.
No, it's ya'll some nerds.
aargh
+1 -0
Yeah, well. Shut up.
... hmm, I need to think up a better comeback...
Yeah, well. Shut up.
... hmm, I need to think up a better comeback...
rowboat
+0 -0
No. That one's good.
No. That one's good.
aargh
+0 -0
I'm not sure if half diminished is a real term...
I'm not sure if half diminished is a real term...
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
It's kinda sorta a real term...
It's kinda sorta a real term...
tragicone
+0 -0
that seemed like it toasted a little hard to be the song up there.
that seemed like it toasted a little hard to be the song up there.
rowboat
+0 -0
Well, I thought the first half was a faithful reproduction while the second was just him....toasting.
Well, I thought the first half was a faithful reproduction while the second was just him....toasting.
aargh
+0 -0
Who doesn't love toast?
Who doesn't love toast?
rowboat
+4 -0
Bread.
Bread.
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Not rowboat. He posts toasted.
Not rowboat. He posts toasted.
rowboat
+0 -0
LOL WUT
LOL WUT
greyfield
+1 -0
I thought the hard edge made it even cooler. This is what I want played at my funeral march the next time I'm a 1970s British punk rocker.
I thought the hard edge made it even cooler. This is what I want played at my funeral march the next time I'm a 1970s British punk rocker.
genequagmire
+0 -0
Nice.
Nice.
saint
+0 -0
A comment left by saint was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Cyberbob, clintisiceman, boswelljn)
A comment left by saint was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Cyberbob, clintisiceman, boswelljn)
centipede_damascus
+1 -0
What Queen? Which son? Your comment intrigues me.
What Queen? Which son? Your comment intrigues me.
chaesar
+37 -0
Is Phillipe wearing Ray's "gettin rutty" crown?
Is Phillipe wearing Ray's "gettin rutty" crown?
farqussus
+1 -0
He brings it out when gets rich, and demands of Cornelius a pleasing dance.
He brings it out when gets rich, and demands of Cornelius a pleasing dance.
laserblade
+0 -0
I was just thinkin'. It's the exact same crown.
I was just thinkin'. It's the exact same crown.
hadakang
+8 -0
this one goes to a real weird place
this one goes to a real weird place
direhaggis
+3 -2
Is that the same crown Ray wears during blog entries after sex? That is disturbing yet interesting if so.
Is that the same crown Ray wears during blog entries after sex? That is disturbing yet interesting if so.
cdl146
+4 -0
I like the B? and G-ish chords used.
I like the B? and G-ish chords used.
zedpower
+2 -1
Click Bot is hardcore azn gangsta.
Click Bot is hardcore azn gangsta.
joeyramoney
+2 -0
the B is a B diminished chord with an added sixth. (the song's in the key of A melodic minor, i believe.)
the B is a B diminished chord with an added sixth. (the song's in the key of A melodic minor, i believe.)
joeyramoney
+1 -0
clarification- B diminished 7th.
clarification- B diminished 7th.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -0
A comment left by fuckyoufriday was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by dayvancowboy, joeyramoney, Unfun, salvagebar, SatelliteTV)
A comment left by fuckyoufriday was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by dayvancowboy, joeyramoney, Unfun, salvagebar, SatelliteTV)
someone3
+1 -0
amen to that man.
amen to that man.
joeyramoney
+0 -0
A comment left by joeyramoney was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, apocowarg, saddestking, qleblat, sandswipe, Cracker, Audhumla)
A comment left by joeyramoney was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, apocowarg, saddestking, qleblat, sandswipe, Cracker, Audhumla)
astro_zombie
+9 -0
I have no idea what you said but I am positive it was excellent.
I have no idea what you said but I am positive it was excellent.
coldfrog
+2 -0
now explain G-ish.
now explain G-ish.
rowboat
+2 -2
Ya'll some nerds.
Ya'll some nerds.
trollcollins
+1 -0
. . . said the drummer.
. . . said the drummer.
rowboat
+1 -1
...to the nerds.
...to the nerds.
fermatprime
+2 -0
And the whores like a choir
And the whores like a choir
rowboat
+0 -0
go "uh!" all night
go "uh!" all night
romulus05
+0 -0
The G-ish is just a regular ole G major. The B string is just on the fifth instead of the third like most people like to play their G's.
The G-ish is just a regular ole G major. The B string is just on the fifth instead of the third like most people like to play their G's.
salo
+0 -0
It's saying stuff like "I bring the pain, white boy".
It's saying stuff like "I bring the pain, white boy".
blindspot
+1 -0
It's G, but meant to be played in the style of the first Smashing Pumpkins album.
It's G, but meant to be played in the style of the first Smashing Pumpkins album.
radarjammer
+1 -0
The G major triad is G-B-D; this is a plain old G chord it just doesn't look like it because you can fret 0 or 3 on the B string and make a G.
the Bdim takes a long time to explain (see above); but that monster paragraph really just means "if it sounds good us musicians will find a way to explain why we can do it" even though it's not neccasary.
The G major triad is G-B-D; this is a plain old G chord it just doesn't look like it because you can fret 0 or 3 on the B string and make a G.
the Bdim takes a long time to explain (see above); but that monster paragraph really just means "if it sounds good us musicians will find a way to explain why we can do it" even though it's not neccasary.
hyetal
+10 -1
I... I can tell a guitar apart from a flute.
Usually.
I... I can tell a guitar apart from a flute.
Usually.
farqussus
+5 -1
All i got out of that was CHING CHONG WING WONG
All i got out of that was CHING CHONG WING WONG
shutup_shutup
+2 -1
Chubbied for awesome musical knowledge, but just to further the point about music being totally convoluted, it technically has to be an Ab instead of a G# since it is the 7th of B.
Chubbied for awesome musical knowledge, but just to further the point about music being totally convoluted, it technically has to be an Ab instead of a G# since it is the 7th of B.
fuckyoufriday
+0 -1
touché.
touché.
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
All played on a Rick by Teodor. Whose Rick?
All played on a Rick by Teodor. Whose Rick?
euphemisms
+0 -0
this borders my favourite strip in the entire archive. i could not tell you why, but. yes.
this borders my favourite strip in the entire archive. i could not tell you why, but. yes.
riazm
+5 -0
I have been known to yell:
YOU STEP TO ME, I BRING THE PAIN.
Before getting my drunken ass kicked to the motherfucking curb.
I have been known to yell:
YOU STEP TO ME, I BRING THE PAIN.
Before getting my drunken ass kicked to the motherfucking curb.
rotavele
+0 -0
Is the background for when Phillipe buries click robot drawn differently to the normal style because it took place in his head? That is kind of my understanding of it after I saw the two panels in the next comic where it shows click robot in the ground and then just on the floor.
Is the background for when Phillipe buries click robot drawn differently to the normal style because it took place in his head? That is kind of my understanding of it after I saw the two panels in the next comic where it shows click robot in the ground and then just on the floor.
helloftubby
+2 -0
is phillipe on the road to nice pete-ness? it seems he is sorry that he had to kill click robot because he didn't like him. does he feel that he has to kill people he doesn't like and then feel as though he is burying his baby son?
is phillipe on the road to nice pete-ness? it seems he is sorry that he had to kill click robot because he didn't like him. does he feel that he has to kill people he doesn't like and then feel as though he is burying his baby son?
envika
+0 -0
"WHITE BOY"
"WHITE BOY"
fjak
+1 -0
holy shit this comic makes so much more sense when you play the actual tab alongside it
holy shit this comic makes so much more sense when you play the actual tab alongside it
mrblank91
+1 -1
I know this strip is old, but here is the mp3 for the full experience
I know this strip is old, but here is the mp3 for the full experience
pr0ncess
+3 -0
I can't get the file to start downloading, which is so sad, because you thoughtfully provided it just 38 minutes before I knew that I wanted it.
I can't get the file to start downloading, which is so sad, because you thoughtfully provided it just 38 minutes before I knew that I wanted it.
mrblank91
+50 -0
Good Lord! Stupid file hosting bastards! Well THIS one should work.
Good Lord! Stupid file hosting bastards! Well THIS one should work.
taiiga
+1 -1
awesome, it suits the strip perfectly. all my chubbies good sir
awesome, it suits the strip perfectly. all my chubbies good sir
deusoma
+0 -1
That actually improved my opinion of this strip. Outstanding work, Blank.
That actually improved my opinion of this strip. Outstanding work, Blank.
mrblank91
+2 -0
Glad to be of service, Dr House.
Glad to be of service, Dr House.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
This is amazing.
I love you.
This is amazing.
I love you.
atticusonline
+0 -0
that is a perfect...song!
that is a perfect...song!
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
this file is the only reason i've fived this strip.
incredible.
this file is the only reason i've fived this strip.
incredible.
tripperday
+0 -0
Here comes a special Chubby for mrblank.
Here comes a special Chubby for mrblank.
st-elmos_fire
+0 -0
You, you are awesome
You, you are awesome
mrblank91
+0 -0
I somehow managed to lose the original file for this, so I have replaced it with a digitally re-mastered version.
Coming soon: A King is Burying His Baby Son... The prog-rock version!
I somehow managed to lose the original file for this, so I have replaced it with a digitally re-mastered version.
Coming soon: A King is Burying His Baby Son... The prog-rock version!
empy
+1 -1
I don't think I'm playing it right. It sounds more like what I could best describe as an angry, yet apathetic, dog.
I don't think I'm playing it right. It sounds more like what I could best describe as an angry, yet apathetic, dog.
faits
+5 -0
Well play it like a king burying his baby son, not like a man doing wrong things to a dog. SHEESH
Well play it like a king burying his baby son, not like a man doing wrong things to a dog. SHEESH
the_voice
+1 -0
Try to play it like Donovan would if he had just watched "Dragonslayer."
Try to play it like Donovan would if he had just watched "Dragonslayer."
xiaomimi
+13 -0
Today's Blogs
Little Nephew: WELCOME TO RETARD MANSION
Today's Blogs
Little Nephew: WELCOME TO RETARD MANSION
echidnaboy
+0 -0
Charley Smuckles speaks the truth: CGI is one of the leading causes of cancer. And he has surprisingly good taste in stand-up comedy.
Charley Smuckles speaks the truth: CGI is one of the leading causes of cancer. And he has surprisingly good taste in stand-up comedy.
srennick
+0 -0
I'd just like to point out, Téodor has a capo at somewhere around 6 or 7, but there's no direction in the tab to capo anywhere. So really Chris could have tabbed it relative to the capo, and you're all playing in the wrong key.
I'd just like to point out, Téodor has a capo at somewhere around 6 or 7, but there's no direction in the tab to capo anywhere. So really Chris could have tabbed it relative to the capo, and you're all playing in the wrong key.
radarjammer
+0 -0
I capoed at 8th and 7th and it as the same feel of course. It's just a little different. I liked the B capo.
I capoed at 8th and 7th and it as the same feel of course. It's just a little different. I liked the B capo.
ketelcat
+0 -0
Philippe is definitely bringing the pain here. Laying it on with a trowel in fact....
Sorry =/
Philippe is definitely bringing the pain here. Laying it on with a trowel in fact....
Sorry =/
i_love_kate
+0 -0
This strip is twice as hilarious if you imagine Click Robot speaking with the voice of that robotic greeting card from that episode of Futurama.
This strip is twice as hilarious if you imagine Click Robot speaking with the voice of that robotic greeting card from that episode of Futurama.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Imagine it.
Imagine it.
poodlelucy
+0 -0
the B? chord looks cool; makes me chuckle.
also, i am adding a series of strips to my "automatic 5" club. it now contains: roomba, tab.
the B? chord looks cool; makes me chuckle.
also, i am adding a series of strips to my "automatic 5" club. it now contains: roomba, tab.
colnelpanic
+0 -0
Isn't this the Sullivan's Bear and Dried Duck song? The child who goes insane staring into the shop that never opens?
Isn't this the Sullivan's Bear and Dried Duck song? The child who goes insane staring into the shop that never opens?
colnelpanic
+0 -0
Bird, i mean Dried Bird!...
Bird, i mean Dried Bird!...
planetidiot
+1 -0
wet floor
wet floor
planetidiot
+0 -0
i... i didn't mean to post that :C
i... i didn't mean to post that :C
theirateturk
+0 -0
Wait so the robot hated Philippe so much it died while hurting him? That's intense.
Wait so the robot hated Philippe so much it died while hurting him? That's intense.
theirateturk
+1 -0
Having read the very next strip, I can confirm that I am a faggot.
Having read the very next strip, I can confirm that I am a faggot.
tajto
+0 -0
that's an e7 in bar 2
that's an e7 in bar 2
phel
+0 -0
Actually that's a E7Aug/B. And the G chord is in fact a G chord with an added fifth.
Actually that's a E7Aug/B. And the G chord is in fact a G chord with an added fifth.
genequagmire
+0 -0
On A Rickenbacker!
On A Rickenbacker!
so sad
sad-ish
But not the saddest thing.