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sargasm +28 -0
Todd will probably end up doing it anyway.

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tellumo +4 -0
Douche chill courtesy of Nice Pete

nbgreene +6 -0
hey brother in law...

cuddlefish +6 -0
who doesn't love the tickle-harvest?

phoenixultima +14 -2
Sounds like something Phillipe would come up with.

dorothypoopbot +3 -0
what with the Queen Bees and his costume that he was wearing when Nice Pete took him to the ice cream shop

tripleg +4 -0
the tickle harvest typically occurs after the kuddlenacht

tekende +5 -0
I just now realized what the tickle harvest probably is. If I'm reading this right, they tickle the "queen bee" until he/she either vomits or shits all of the meth brewing in his/her belly. Is this...does that seem correct? Because if so...

Wow.

plummet +4 -0
don't think about it too hard man it only gets worse as you go along

norsef +9 -0
I think it's like 2 girls one cup but with no cup and 50 spasmabotic wrong cocks.

shutup_shutup +3 -1
This conversation is so horrible it belongs on a beer bottle.

carlyle +3 -0
Prison Culture: Something not to be delved into with much gusto

cracklewater +0 -0
The concoction has to be puked up, as far as I can tell from the text.

djwhiterabbit +25 -0
i like how téodor immediately vanishes upon hearing that nice pete is pissed off.

patkun +8 -0
"What's the matter with nice Pete?"

I love how everyone is used to having a crazed murderer hanging round their houses. He's just one of the guys.

farqussus +0 -0
Who's going to ask him to leave?

Except Blister, but no-one wants Blister mouthing off about how no-one wants Nice Pete around. All murdering people and whatnot.

zedpower +2 -1
I gotta scream about all the armies of Judas one of these days. That would stone cold creep out some people.

deancain29 +1 -0
do it, man, do it.

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direhaggis +3 -0
Heaven has a fine set of encyclopedias.

_cheesekayke +1 -0
I just noticed something. Is Blister meant to look like he's been crucified?

honesttom +2 -0
His total lack of facial features reminds me of the Jack Chick depiction of God.

relaxing +0 -0
Nah man, all angels look like that. It is a basic fact of Heaven.

dasilodavi +0 -2
This sounds like a Wikipedia entry. Didn't this strip pre-date wikipedia?

joeyramoney +0 -0
no.

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i_love_kate +9 -0
I want this to be true. With the burning desire of a thousand million stars. I want this to be factually-based

diggidy +0 -0
I was the same way when I first heard the words "Great Outdoor Fight". Why, world, do you not bow to the whims of Onstad?

hassanoleary +7 -0
I'll be damned if Blister's description of "Fool's meth" isn't reminiscent of Naked Lunch.

missionofburma +0 -0
Can't believe I was the first to chubby this.

Achewood may be less literary than you thought. Tonight at Eleven.

cpnglxynchos +2 -0
this just in, some take a while to get through the archives.

fmercury +2 -0
Does Teodor's sweater look like half of an IU shirt to anyone else?

woodenteeth +1 -0
The last two panels of this strip is what draws me back constantly to Achewood. Beautifully contrived stories that skip between absurdity and reality with hilarious precision.

heccibiggs +0 -0
This strip is hilarious, and educational.

I think Blister is one of my favourite characters now.

possums +2 -1
I think Blister is one of the most underrated characters in Achewood.

afterward +0 -0
Absolutely. It's a shame he doesn't show up any more.

xiaomimi +18 -0
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direhaggis +0 -0
B-Flat or A-Sharp??

unsentletter +0 -0
I love the way the language goes in this one.

ryaldin +1 -0
Blister's permanently outstretched arms go a long way towards legitimizing his claim. He's not hatin on Nice Pete, he's laying a fact on Todd and Theodor;

GUY'S A DOUCHE

m3funkyb +0 -0
a tickle harvest sounds like a relatively humane way to go

lowtrees +0 -0
Blister may just be enjoying the freedom of expression that comes with being dead. Others have to show a little more tact around the psychotic murderer.

sp1derbaby +0 -0
Only when "relatively" encompasses such inventive means such as the iron maiden or the "hang them upside down and use a giant saw" method.

dj_douche +0 -0
That is some serious creative chops right there

zem +0 -0
aglets are what the plastic ends of shoelaces are called by the way

greenkoolayd +0 -0
kids arent supposed to be reading this. the admonition to them is unnecessary.