nsrdude
+0 -0
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tekende
+35 -0
As soon as Philippe heard the word "king," everything following it became a mere hushed buzzing sound.
As soon as Philippe heard the word "king," everything following it became a mere hushed buzzing sound.
norsef
+6 -0
Well more like the sound of static, a sort of pshhhhhh sound if you will.
Well more like the sound of static, a sort of pshhhhhh sound if you will.
spicyponyhead
+3 -0
or... pisssssssssssssssssss?
or... pisssssssssssssssssss?
william
+24 -0
I wonder if Onstad actually uses this technique in real life.
I wonder if Onstad actually uses this technique in real life.
dropkickpikachu
+8 -0
Easily top five material. Angry eating gets me every time.
Easily top five material. Angry eating gets me every time.
st_elmos_fire
+1 -0
Eating and the combination of any strongly expressed emotion, is golden
Eating and the combination of any strongly expressed emotion, is golden
hbaranov
+11 -0
Like the piss of Kings
Like the piss of Kings
st_elmos_fire
+1 -0
hmmm would the piss of kings be truly golden, like gold metal gold, or golden like the golden color of people's piss only more golden. I'm thinking it must be metallic gold . . . it MUST BE
hmmm would the piss of kings be truly golden, like gold metal gold, or golden like the golden color of people's piss only more golden. I'm thinking it must be metallic gold . . . it MUST BE
stereo
+1 -1
This is because Kings only drink that booze with gold flecks in it
aww yeah, classy as hell
This is because Kings only drink that booze with gold flecks in it
aww yeah, classy as hell
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
Goldschläger
Goldschläger
i_love_kate
+0 -0
That stuff is dog shit
That stuff is dog shit
deusoma
+0 -0
Enjoy, then.
Enjoy, then.
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
wtf!?
wtf!?
carlyle
+1 -0
What he's eating:
A banana
What he's crying about:
This damned banana
What he's eating:
A banana
What he's crying about:
This damned banana
mystkmanat
+8 -0
Oh sweet baby Jesus. Oh dear lord. Holy hell. The video a ways down the page of a guy named Jeff eating vanilla yogurt and crying because his cat bit his toe... I know Jeff in real life. He is my ex-boyfriend.
Guess I really dodged the bullet on that one.
Oh sweet baby Jesus. Oh dear lord. Holy hell. The video a ways down the page of a guy named Jeff eating vanilla yogurt and crying because his cat bit his toe... I know Jeff in real life. He is my ex-boyfriend.
Guess I really dodged the bullet on that one.
supahlovah
+0 -2
Maybe one day I can be your ex boyfriend. :D
I mean, we both like manatees.
Maybe one day I can be your ex boyfriend. :D
I mean, we both like manatees.
capslock_annliv
+0 -0
...*hug*
...*hug*
art-vader
+0 -0
yeah. who wants to hang around someone with a toe-biting cat?
yeah. who wants to hang around someone with a toe-biting cat?
danjoebak
+10 -0
it's great seein Phillipe act like a total brat 5 year old...and then think he's drinking a glass of piss. I would laugh if all Achewood strips ended this way.
it's great seein Phillipe act like a total brat 5 year old...and then think he's drinking a glass of piss. I would laugh if all Achewood strips ended this way.
iovine
+3 -0
I'd have to say Phillipe is a good kid. But even he's a brat sometimes. This was good to see.
I'd have to say Phillipe is a good kid. But even he's a brat sometimes. This was good to see.
chrissketch
+2 -0
Like Nemo waking up from a nightmare in every strip?
Like Nemo waking up from a nightmare in every strip?
wehavemagnums
+4 -0
Gasp! ARBLE GABBLE GLUG GLUG GLUG!
Gasp! ARBLE GABBLE GLUG GLUG GLUG!
catachresis
+20 -0
ARBLE GABBLE GOBBLE GREEBLE is some all-time great onomatopeia.
ARBLE GABBLE GOBBLE GREEBLE is some all-time great onomatopeia.
philosophe
+24 -0
I gave this one a 5 based on 'GREEBLE' alone.
I gave this one a 5 based on 'GREEBLE' alone.
mastronaut
+3 -0
Did Greeble shoot first?
Did Greeble shoot first?
soticoto
+13 -0
Han shot first!
Han shot first!
jlynes
+0 -0
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tourach3
+0 -0
you sir, are INCORRECT
you sir, are INCORRECT
jlynes
+8 -0
I meant this in response to mastronaut, not soticoto. Curse my fingers of fury.
Of course Han shot first. I can never forgive myself.
I meant this in response to mastronaut, not soticoto. Curse my fingers of fury.
Of course Han shot first. I can never forgive myself.
soticoto
+3 -0
Obi-Wan forgives you.
Obi-Wan forgives you.
aaron_haynes
+1 -0
Agreed. You can keep your om nom nom, I'll stick with my arble bargle and friends.
Agreed. You can keep your om nom nom, I'll stick with my arble bargle and friends.
lolsworth
+1 -0
No doubt. Although Don Martin was on a whole other planet with onomatopoeia, it's not fair to compare him to anyone or anything.
No doubt. Although Don Martin was on a whole other planet with onomatopoeia, it's not fair to compare him to anyone or anything.
epicurus
+0 -0
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evilrobot
+7 -0
This strip adequately explains how to deal with 5 year olds. It should be included in most parenting manuals and instructional videos related to children.
This strip adequately explains how to deal with 5 year olds. It should be included in most parenting manuals and instructional videos related to children.
alejandroadam
+1 -0
one thing that never works is convincing them it is something they want to eat, like
kid "what IS this?"
me "it is ice cream/chocolate/plain cheese on bread"
kid "nuh unh" (thorws meal on floor)
never tried the magical/prehistorical angle though.
one thing that never works is convincing them it is something they want to eat, like
kid "what IS this?"
me "it is ice cream/chocolate/plain cheese on bread"
kid "nuh unh" (thorws meal on floor)
never tried the magical/prehistorical angle though.
iovine
+3 -0
I told my little brother a chicken drumstick was chocolate. He bought it.
I told my little brother a chicken drumstick was chocolate. He bought it.
bixschmix
+1 -0
Apparently, my parents had to literally force me to try ice cream when I was little. (Guess what? I liked it!)
Apparently, my parents had to literally force me to try ice cream when I was little. (Guess what? I liked it!)
charchar
+0 -0
I love(d) dinosaurs when I was growing up, and my dad used to tell me that brocolli was little trees and also what dinosaurs ate.
I love(d) dinosaurs when I was growing up, and my dad used to tell me that brocolli was little trees and also what dinosaurs ate.
miku224
+0 -0
One of my earliest memories is of my older sister telling me that I should eat my salad because it was "Brontosaurus Food."
One of my earliest memories is of my older sister telling me that I should eat my salad because it was "Brontosaurus Food."
mystkmanat
+0 -0
I used to love cucumber slices, and when I ate them, my dad would pretend to be their little vegetable souls crying out for help. "No!" he'd say, "Don't eat me!!!" every single time I tried to take a bite.
I no longer eat cucumbers.
I used to love cucumber slices, and when I ate them, my dad would pretend to be their little vegetable souls crying out for help. "No!" he'd say, "Don't eat me!!!" every single time I tried to take a bite.
I no longer eat cucumbers.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I think your dad had the wrong idea, pretty much.
I think your dad had the wrong idea, pretty much.
soticoto
+0 -0
Meh. When I was a kid, if I refused to eat something, my mother would test it on the cats. I generally figured that if the cats were willing to eat something that I could probably eat it too.
Then again, a lot of the stuff the cats wouldn't touch... and so my mother could never get me to eat that stuff.
Meh. When I was a kid, if I refused to eat something, my mother would test it on the cats. I generally figured that if the cats were willing to eat something that I could probably eat it too.
Then again, a lot of the stuff the cats wouldn't touch... and so my mother could never get me to eat that stuff.
qatipay
+0 -0
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zem
+0 -0
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soticoto
+0 -0
How many times was it stated that Philippe was 5?
If someone comes up to you in the street and tells you they're 5.... and then you meet them again 2 years later... are they still 5?
How many times was it stated that Philippe was 5?
If someone comes up to you in the street and tells you they're 5.... and then you meet them again 2 years later... are they still 5?
aelindil
+1 -0
Only if they say they are.
Only if they say they are.
jlynes
+7 -0
No one needs to say that Philippe is five.
He is five.
No amount of speech, or even an actual awareness of how many calendar years have passed, can change that.
He is five.
No one needs to say that Philippe is five.
He is five.
No amount of speech, or even an actual awareness of how many calendar years have passed, can change that.
He is five.
soticoto
+0 -0
Someone should get Philippe one of those badges with a big 5 on it... like I had when I was 5.
Someone should get Philippe one of those badges with a big 5 on it... like I had when I was 5.
bixschmix
+2 -0
At Hobby Lobby, they sell ribbons that say "I can dress myself!"
I bought one when I was a sophomore in high school and gave it to my friend as a present. It was the Saddest Thing.
At Hobby Lobby, they sell ribbons that say "I can dress myself!"
I bought one when I was a sophomore in high school and gave it to my friend as a present. It was the Saddest Thing.
onepapertiger
+1 -0
Anybody remember those Klaymation videos on newgrounds.com by Knox? Back in the day? In one a clay man tries to convince another clay man that they are brothers. He shows him a picture of their house from when they were little and it's a Hobby Lobby. I never knew it was an actual store and just died laughing everytime.
I know, hilarious .
Anybody remember those Klaymation videos on newgrounds.com by Knox? Back in the day? In one a clay man tries to convince another clay man that they are brothers. He shows him a picture of their house from when they were little and it's a Hobby Lobby. I never knew it was an actual store and just died laughing everytime.
I know, hilarious .
tekende
+0 -0
I used to work at the Hobby Lobby warehouse. I detest, nay, loathe , Hobby Lobby now and refuse to shop there anymore.
I used to work at the Hobby Lobby warehouse. I detest, nay, loathe , Hobby Lobby now and refuse to shop there anymore.
spicyponyhead
+0 -0
I wouldn't shop at a place called Hobby Lobby. And here I thought hair salons had the corner on Bad Names (A Cut Above, BarberElla, etc)
I wouldn't shop at a place called Hobby Lobby. And here I thought hair salons had the corner on Bad Names (A Cut Above, BarberElla, etc)
mystkmanat
+1 -0
We have one named Curl Up and Dye.
We have one named Curl Up and Dye.
zoeofdoom
+1 -0
i see you also were an awesome toddler with many friends, as i was. they had to pry that fucking thing off me once i wasn't five no more. PRY.
i see you also were an awesome toddler with many friends, as i was. they had to pry that fucking thing off me once i wasn't five no more. PRY.
soticoto
+0 -1
They had to pry my 5 badge away as well... but that was because I kept trying to perform acupuncture on the other kids.
They had to pry my 5 badge away as well... but that was because I kept trying to perform acupuncture on the other kids.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
You consider a five-year-old a toddler? As far as I'm concerned, a toddler is three at the oldest.
You consider a five-year-old a toddler? As far as I'm concerned, a toddler is three at the oldest.
ford
+1 -1
hey, look who's being a dick about terms!
hey, look who's being a dick about terms!
fineoakstructure
+3 -0
Or just being correct.
Or just being correct.
hoboninja
+6 -0
Someone might say that he is not five, but he will just sit there being five and they will be wrong.
Someone might say that he is not five, but he will just sit there being five and they will be wrong.
soticoto
+1 -0
In far later news... I saw a kid yesterday in the street with a t-shirt that had I AM 5 written on it, and the 5 was HUGE ... and I wondered if the kid was called Philippe... I just did. Y'know?
In far later news... I saw a kid yesterday in the street with a t-shirt that had I AM 5 written on it, and the 5 was HUGE ... and I wondered if the kid was called Philippe... I just did. Y'know?
lolsworth
+0 -0
If they are Philippe then yes
If they are Philippe then yes
qwerty
+0 -0
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deusoma
+5 -1
This is the best alt text that has ever appeared on any picture on the internet, ever.
This is the best alt text that has ever appeared on any picture on the internet, ever.
wulvaine
+6 -0
I just see your avatar and automatically read the alt text you quoted as "THIS! IS! ACHEWOOD!"
I just see your avatar and automatically read the alt text you quoted as "THIS! IS! ACHEWOOD!"
jonmw
+1 -0
I just think "IT'S NOT A TOOMAH"
I just think "IT'S NOT A TOOMAH"
cbtbone
+1 -0
This was the first strip I read, and it was indeed the alt text, combined with the furious look on Phillipe's face that got me hooked.
This was the first strip I read, and it was indeed the alt text, combined with the furious look on Phillipe's face that got me hooked.
steerpike66
+6 -0
There is actually a very strong link between diet and aggression. Junk food makes you angry and depressed. Philippe really needs a cool glass or two of king piss to chill him the fuck out.
There is actually a very strong link between diet and aggression. Junk food makes you angry and depressed. Philippe really needs a cool glass or two of king piss to chill him the fuck out.
mike24
+3 -0
liebot makes a wonderful parent
liebot makes a wonderful parent
unfun
+4 -0
Yes. For once Lie Bot uses his powers for good.
Yes. For once Lie Bot uses his powers for good.
orvel
+7 -0
Lie Bot lies neither for good nor evil.
Lie Bot just lies.
Lie Bot lies neither for good nor evil.
Lie Bot just lies.
history
+0 -0
Except about the day that teodor died.
Except about the day that teodor died.
joeyramoney
+0 -0
ARBLEGABBLEGOBBLEGREEBLEARBLEGABBLEGOBBLEGREEBLEARBLEGABBLEGOBBLEGREEBLEARBLEGABBLE OBBLEGREEBLE
ARBLEGABBLEGOBBLEGREEBLEARBLEGABBLEGOBBLEGREEBLEARBLEGABBLEGOBBLEGREEBLEARBLEGABBLE OBBLEGREEBLE
straw
+0 -0
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
stuart
+0 -0
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stuart
+0 -0
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geysershitdick
+0 -0
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steev_dayv
+2 -0
is it Friday already?
is it Friday already?
holly_golightly
+8 -0
I completely get what you are saying. As soon as I saw this strip my first thought was "Wow, what a wonderful nod to Waterson":
[IMGS OFF]
... and it made me love Achewood even more.
I completely get what you are saying. As soon as I saw this strip my first thought was "Wow, what a wonderful nod to Waterson":
[IMGS OFF]
... and it made me love Achewood even more.
holly_golightly
+2 -0
Damn. One more time:
[IMGS OFF]
My apologies, I'm kida new to commenting on here.
Damn. One more time:
[IMGS OFF]
My apologies, I'm kida new to commenting on here.
holly_golightly
+1 -0
I give up, you all get the idea. I welcome the much deserved lames.
I give up, you all get the idea. I welcome the much deserved lames.
greenkoolayd
+1 -0
what in hell is wrong with you? you were victorious twice, but you still couldnt accept it...... do you have the depression? do you need a hug? how about a sammich?
what in hell is wrong with you? you were victorious twice, but you still couldnt accept it...... do you have the depression? do you need a hug? how about a sammich?
stuart
+0 -0
Actually, I was thinking of a Sunday strip that used the same gag.
Also, does Assetbar still throw a shitfit if you claim that you've ever used meaningful ratings?
Actually, I was thinking of a Sunday strip that used the same gag.
Also, does Assetbar still throw a shitfit if you claim that you've ever used meaningful ratings?
molesticide
+1 -0
'streaming-tears' philippe is my highlight.
all
"getting yelled at while dying of starvation, APPARENTLY"
'streaming-tears' philippe is my highlight.
all
"getting yelled at while dying of starvation, APPARENTLY"
pseudochron
+2 -0
Ahh. Once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted.
Ahh. Once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted.
mugi
+0 -0
Philippe's furiously crying face cracks me up every time.
Philippe's furiously crying face cracks me up every time.
lolsworth
+0 -0
I love Téodor's deadpan humour.
I love Téodor's deadpan humour.
awko
+22 -0
There was a plum wine called "Kings Kiss" at the restaurant I went to last night. I misread it as "King Piss" and was all up to order me a glass until someone pointed out my mistake.
There was a plum wine called "Kings Kiss" at the restaurant I went to last night. I misread it as "King Piss" and was all up to order me a glass until someone pointed out my mistake.
falseprophet
+4 -0
Chubby for you and whoever it was vigilant enough to make certain that his friend imbibes nothing but the best royal bodily fluids.
Chubby for you and whoever it was vigilant enough to make certain that his friend imbibes nothing but the best royal bodily fluids.
lauralou
+1 -0
I wonder which is preferable, starvation or diabetes?
I wonder which is preferable, starvation or diabetes?
boredom_man
+4 -0
You wonder this, do you? You wonder if diabetes is worse than starvation? And you are writing us.... from history?
You wonder this, do you? You wonder if diabetes is worse than starvation? And you are writing us.... from history?
clarcknova
+0 -0
from circumstances.
from circumstances.
spicyponyhead
+2 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
afronaut
+1 -0
Am i the only one who imagines liebot talking like Mitch Hedburg?
Am i the only one who imagines liebot talking like Mitch Hedburg?
nicklon
+1 -0
not for me, I am guessing because I do not equate machines with marijuana
lie-bot's voice is going to have a lot more metal in it than mitch's
not for me, I am guessing because I do not equate machines with marijuana
lie-bot's voice is going to have a lot more metal in it than mitch's
brzbee
+0 -0
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
tekende
+0 -0
For some reason, I can't help but hear LieBot's voice as sounding like Bugs Bunny. I think it's the gloves and (I don't know why) the glasses.
For some reason, I can't help but hear LieBot's voice as sounding like Bugs Bunny. I think it's the gloves and (I don't know why) the glasses.
helloftubby
+0 -0
lie bot using his powers for good
lie bot using his powers for good
tekende
+0 -0
This is, hands down, my favorite Achewood strip. The first time I read it was at work, when I was employed as a bank teller. I was laughing so hard I was crying (and I mean tears all just STREAMING down my face), all the while trying not to attract too much attention to myself.
This is, hands down, my favorite Achewood strip. The first time I read it was at work, when I was employed as a bank teller. I was laughing so hard I was crying (and I mean tears all just STREAMING down my face), all the while trying not to attract too much attention to myself.
wittyname
+0 -1
Lie bot uses his powers for good!
Lie bot uses his powers for good!
myrrdisparo
+0 -0
'King piss' sounds like the name of a really cheap beer to me. The kind that you drink on Sunday morning, when it is still Saturday night and you don't give a damn what gets pumped down your throat, so long as it's not alive
'King piss' sounds like the name of a really cheap beer to me. The kind that you drink on Sunday morning, when it is still Saturday night and you don't give a damn what gets pumped down your throat, so long as it's not alive
myrrdisparo
+1 -0
Still Saturday night *for* you, anyway
Still Saturday night *for* you, anyway
tourach3
+0 -0
says i gave out too many chubbies :-(
but i'm glad to hear that i'm not the only fuckin person who does this
says i gave out too many chubbies :-(
but i'm glad to hear that i'm not the only fuckin person who does this
falseprophet
+10 -0
King piss is necessary for a growing boy to develop strong bones, healthy teeth, and an efficient parliament.
King piss is necessary for a growing boy to develop strong bones, healthy teeth, and an efficient parliament.
weapon86
+3 -0
There was a popcorn place I worked at which carried an ugly variety of ornange and green popcorn. It contained no distinct flavour, just overly sweet. We sold it to the kids as "Barney" popcorn, even after Barney had been taken from the air, and it was the first to sell. It just goes to show you can sell anything when choosing the right label for your demograph! In this case, we had to ensure the kids knew it was Dino eggs and Kings piss. Sold!
There was a popcorn place I worked at which carried an ugly variety of ornange and green popcorn. It contained no distinct flavour, just overly sweet. We sold it to the kids as "Barney" popcorn, even after Barney had been taken from the air, and it was the first to sell. It just goes to show you can sell anything when choosing the right label for your demograph! In this case, we had to ensure the kids knew it was Dino eggs and Kings piss. Sold!
heccibiggs
+1 -0
But... Barney is purple.
But... Barney is purple.
lechatbotte
+0 -0
May have been their built-in sugar meters sensed the prescence of sweetness despite the name!
May have been their built-in sugar meters sensed the prescence of sweetness despite the name!
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
a business whose sole purpose is to sell popcorn? surely you jest.
a business whose sole purpose is to sell popcorn? surely you jest.
xiaomimi
+16 -0
Tuesday Blogs
Onstad: Have you ever been so tired that your head got really hot?
Today's Blogs
Lyle: sfucking good wewekned
Tuesday Blogs
Onstad: Have you ever been so tired that your head got really hot?
Today's Blogs
Lyle: sfucking good wewekned
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Todd shoots someone.
Todd shoots someone.
direhaggis
+0 -0
So then the remaining vegetables on Phillipe's plate are edible tractors?
So then the remaining vegetables on Phillipe's plate are edible tractors?
tekende
+0 -0
No, they're clumps of stuff that have fallen out of the treads of tractor tires.
No, they're clumps of stuff that have fallen out of the treads of tractor tires.
steinhauser
+5 -0
I've done this since I was little and I still do it all the time. If I don't feel like eating some vegetables I just pretend I'm a dinosaur, and they're little people trying to run away. It always works.
I've done this since I was little and I still do it all the time. If I don't feel like eating some vegetables I just pretend I'm a dinosaur, and they're little people trying to run away. It always works.
dasuta
+5 -0
I MUST DESTROY THOSE DINOSAUR EGGS!
KINGS PISS?! THIS DOES NOT BELONG IN A GLASS!
I MUST DESTROY THOSE DINOSAUR EGGS!
KINGS PISS?! THIS DOES NOT BELONG IN A GLASS!
steev_dayv
+0 -0
My parents told me that baby potatoes were actually dinosaur eggs. I knew dinosaurs didn't exist anymore, but logic be damned! I still gobble greeble them
My parents told me that baby potatoes were actually dinosaur eggs. I knew dinosaurs didn't exist anymore, but logic be damned! I still gobble greeble them
housewife
+0 -0
A time-honored technique observed by many parents
A time-honored technique observed by many parents
kensai
+0 -0
The fact of the matter is that more times than not, Lie Bot uses his powers for good.
The fact of the matter is that more times than not, Lie Bot uses his powers for good.
orvel
+3 -0
Lie Bot does not lie for good or evil. Lie Bot lies.
Lie Bot does not lie for good or evil. Lie Bot lies.
wonelove
+0 -0
I need an uncle or someone like Lie Bot
I need an uncle or someone like Lie Bot
thatcrazycommie
+0 -0
Great alt text or the greatest alt text?
Great alt text or the greatest alt text?
orvel
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From The Bartender's Handbook :
King Piss
3 oz. carrot juice
2 oz. red bull
2 oz. ketel one
From The Bartender's Handbook :
King Piss
3 oz. carrot juice
2 oz. red bull
2 oz. ketel one
cyberia
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Top 5 strip. Nothing can top the otter's furious eating.
Top 5 strip. Nothing can top the otter's furious eating.
doomchild
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I'm surprised more people didn't find humor in Lie Bot's implication that until recently we as a society believed that children liked getting yelled at while starving.
I can just picture Teodor's frustrated tone of voice, followed by Lie Bot's wistful sigh as he says " Ah, once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted. "
DC
P.S. This is my first Achewood comment ever. The magic begins now .
I'm surprised more people didn't find humor in Lie Bot's implication that until recently we as a society believed that children liked getting yelled at while starving.
I can just picture Teodor's frustrated tone of voice, followed by Lie Bot's wistful sigh as he says " Ah, once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted. "
DC
P.S. This is my first Achewood comment ever. The magic begins now .
snuggles
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man this gag is from Calvin and Hobbes...
still funny though. and clearly Onstad is a Watterson fan, so it's a good tribute.
man this gag is from Calvin and Hobbes...
still funny though. and clearly Onstad is a Watterson fan, so it's a good tribute.
cleanfatback
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I remember that one!
Calvin's mom tells him that something is monkey brains and he gobbles it - but not furiously, if memory serves.
I remember that one!
Calvin's mom tells him that something is monkey brains and he gobbles it - but not furiously, if memory serves.
lechatbotte
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Yeah, but never KING PISS (and the strip was weaker for it!)
Yeah, but never KING PISS (and the strip was weaker for it!)
inthetunk
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Oh my god I forgot about this one
Oh my god I forgot about this one
jhunter
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EAT, DRINK KING PISS AND BE MERRY
EAT, DRINK KING PISS AND BE MERRY
kikineko
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Oh Philippe's expression in most of these panels are awesome! Also, wow... does King's piss have something magical for him to drink it quickly?
Oh Philippe's expression in most of these panels are awesome! Also, wow... does King's piss have something magical for him to drink it quickly?
evilbobikus
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Finally Lie Bot once again using his powers for good.
Finally Lie Bot once again using his powers for good.
runningonempty
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so that's why my grandmother yelled at me and ate pizza pops in front of me and didn't give me any.
jesus lie bot, you always know exactly what to say.
♥
so that's why my grandmother yelled at me and ate pizza pops in front of me and didn't give me any.
jesus lie bot, you always know exactly what to say.
♥
amp-d
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The best part of this is how shocked Lie Bot is.
Like, he knows it works, but he didn't it expect to go so far.
The best part of this is how shocked Lie Bot is.
Like, he knows it works, but he didn't it expect to go so far.
nyl
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Wow, it's weird to see Philippe be bratty- he's usually so good! It must be confusing to be a parent
Wow, it's weird to see Philippe be bratty- he's usually so good! It must be confusing to be a parent
eonblue174
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this is the best. no other
this is the best. no other
carlyle
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T in panel five is platinum.
T in panel five is platinum.
sock
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Philippe straight up devours those eggs.
Mother Dino will not be pleased. Oh well, she's probably tomorrow's dinner anyway.
Philippe straight up devours those eggs.
Mother Dino will not be pleased. Oh well, she's probably tomorrow's dinner anyway.
rayonatoilet
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"King Piss", staring Rod Huggins, was perhaps the best work of the Softboy collaboration.
"King Piss", staring Rod Huggins, was perhaps the best work of the Softboy collaboration.
missbee
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SIRS, CHUBBY THIS MAN.
And lo, the king's men did chubby him.
SIRS, CHUBBY THIS MAN.
And lo, the king's men did chubby him.
angekfire
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So....aroungry.
So....aroungry.
hannibalv
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This is the only appearance of Lie Bot that I actually like (well, except for when Lyle gives him the evisceration he so richly deserves), and more than anything I think it is because of the simple, elegant phrase "king piss".
This is the only appearance of Lie Bot that I actually like (well, except for when Lyle gives him the evisceration he so richly deserves), and more than anything I think it is because of the simple, elegant phrase "king piss".
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I mean, he's just SLAMMING that piss down his throat!
And he looks so furious as he does it, as if everybody has been lying to him up to this point as to what he's been eating and drinking. He will not wait another moment to eat dinosaur eggs and drink king piss.
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saint is that a picture of you?
I think it is Sylar, from Heroes.
it is sylar from heroes
Was this the one that pushed you over the edge? I notice you changed your avatar soon after this post.
Certainly did sour quickly of people asking who my picture was of...as if it had some bearing on the topic at hand to beg consistent interrogation.
Not in this particular case, but you gather my case.
Bitches ask they questions.
And as I recall, you avatar even said "Sylar" on it... so... yeah.
Some dudes just don't pay attention.
Nothing will ever be better than Pitch Black 2.
What about Planet Piss? Ya'know (Murderfaces' solo project?). Phillipe would drink a planet sized piss. holla
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