jamers
+10 -0
Beef's attempt to avoid confrontation in panel three cracks me up every time I read it.
Beef's attempt to avoid confrontation in panel three cracks me up every time I read it.
red_rooster
+0 -0
A comment left by red_rooster was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by CanusDivinus, Siah, smilebuddha)
A comment left by red_rooster was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by CanusDivinus, Siah, smilebuddha)
ganymedeio
+0 -0
Psoriasis that I....... BONED?
Psoriasis that I....... BONED?
rearadmiral
+3 -0
No.
No.
soticoto
+0 -0
These knives?
These knives?
catachresis
+3 -0
I love Molly's blog posts about how Tina has basically no class. You can see how she ended up with Ray.
I love Molly's blog posts about how Tina has basically no class. You can see how she ended up with Ray.
semiquaver
+0 -0
He's one of the few men she knows in the crazy new world. Still, she's pretty god damn clear about why she loves Beef later in the blog posts. She really gets him.
He's one of the few men she knows in the crazy new world. Still, she's pretty god damn clear about why she loves Beef later in the blog posts. She really gets him.
overmedicated
+0 -0
Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina
Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina
centipede_damascus
+9 -1
Tina is that person who thinks they are classy because they wear ten dollar sunglasses and way too much hairspray.
Tina is that person who thinks they are classy because they wear ten dollar sunglasses and way too much hairspray.
dorothypoopbot
+5 -0
Tina is that person who drives her gold-colored convertible badly because she can't hold onto the wheel with two-inch fingernails.
Tina is that person who drives her gold-colored convertible badly because she can't hold onto the wheel with two-inch fingernails.
darthemed
+6 -0
The words any man in a relationship dreads to hear:
" Can we talk? "
And because I hate generalizations, I feel I have to clarify that not every man in a relationship necessarily dreads those words.
The words any man in a relationship dreads to hear:
" Can we talk? "
And because I hate generalizations, I feel I have to clarify that not every man in a relationship necessarily dreads those words.
stuart
+15 -0
For example: an exorbitantly priced professional in a doctor-patient relationship.
For example: an exorbitantly priced professional in a doctor-patient relationship.
riazm
+13 -0
I personally think that not being able to say molecule is easily as good if not better than not being afraid of the police.
I personally think that not being able to say molecule is easily as good if not better than not being afraid of the police.
daaaaang
+0 -0
I rated this comic a five for this reason only
I rated this comic a five for this reason only
soticoto
+0 -0
Won't get you arrested so quick for one thing.
Won't get you arrested so quick for one thing.
thatcrazycommie
+0 -0
The last panel kills me every time. I don't get why this is rated so low.
The last panel kills me every time. I don't get why this is rated so low.
godfatherofsouls
+9 -0
the seventh panel is the one that kills me .
the seventh panel is the one that kills me .
killingthejay
+0 -0
why has it not been photoshopped? WHY?
why has it not been photoshopped? WHY?
rowboat
+4 -0
If Ray was ordering for me with that set of instructions, I'd have approximately four Jagers. If the word was "rural," I'd only need two.
If Ray was ordering for me with that set of instructions, I'd have approximately four Jagers. If the word was "rural," I'd only need two.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
If Ray can manage the umlaut, you can as well.
Jägermeisters.
If Ray can manage the umlaut, you can as well.
Jägermeisters.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Well, that backfired. What I was expecting there was for Assetbar to butcher the attempt at an accented vowel, ruining the gist of my admonition and setting me up for a second post in which I commended Rowboat's foresight.
Now I just feel like a bit of a pedant.
Well, that backfired. What I was expecting there was for Assetbar to butcher the attempt at an accented vowel, ruining the gist of my admonition and setting me up for a second post in which I commended Rowboat's foresight.
Now I just feel like a bit of a pedant.
i_love_kate
+6 -0
Wait, wait... what? I swear that God damn character showed up before.
It's like AssetBar is constantly devising new and inventive ways to fuck people over.
Wait, wait... what? I swear that God damn character showed up before.
It's like AssetBar is constantly devising new and inventive ways to fuck people over.
blarghamagarky
+3 -0
I always thought Molly would keep better company than Tina
I always thought Molly would keep better company than Tina
killingthejay
+0 -0
finding roommates is hard in the bay area.
finding roommates is hard in the bay area.
killingthejay
+0 -1
especially on a taco bell salary
especially on a taco bell salary
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
applebees, doofie.
applebees, doofie.
xiaomimi
+18 -0
Today's Blogs
Ray: Tonight's party is gonna SUCK!
Roast Beef: Man what do you even do
Today's Blogs
Ray: Tonight's party is gonna SUCK!
Roast Beef: Man what do you even do
nonentity
+0 -0
I love how this week, Ray invents a drink called the Wet Floor. I can imagine he was getting his Whopper on, saw the invariable yellow cone in front of the bathroom, and the wheels in his head just started spinning.
I love how this week, Ray invents a drink called the Wet Floor. I can imagine he was getting his Whopper on, saw the invariable yellow cone in front of the bathroom, and the wheels in his head just started spinning.
deusoma
+0 -0
Does Tina sound exactly like Ana Ortiz in anyone else's mind, or am I just crazy?
Does Tina sound exactly like Ana Ortiz in anyone else's mind, or am I just crazy?
stereo
+1 -0
Did Tina just not realize it was that Roast Beef before now?
Did Tina just not realize it was that Roast Beef before now?
7th_shot
+1 -0
Tina is a girl who notices things that directly affect her, and that's about it.
Tina is a girl who notices things that directly affect her, and that's about it.
cpnglxynchos
+2 -0
i used this 'molecule' rule this past new years. i got glances like i was a funny, intelligent guy and got hell of kisses out of it.
Thank you, Achewood.
i used this 'molecule' rule this past new years. i got glances like i was a funny, intelligent guy and got hell of kisses out of it.
Thank you, Achewood.
terriblerobot
+0 -0
I've been using the "Drink until you don't feel feelings" rule for several years. It works, but the 'molecule' rule sounds more fun and less damaging to body and social status.
I've been using the "Drink until you don't feel feelings" rule for several years. It works, but the 'molecule' rule sounds more fun and less damaging to body and social status.
lawdog
+5 -0
Respectful disagreement with the alt-text: Gob's chicken dance is far superior to Kramer's.
Respectful disagreement with the alt-text: Gob's chicken dance is far superior to Kramer's.
mystkmanat
+2 -0
I was always partial to Lindsey's.
I was always partial to Lindsey's.
rasalghul
+0 -0
Chubbied the both of you since I did not know how to pronounce Gob until a few months ago. Our ranks may only grow as time passes.
Chubbied the both of you since I did not know how to pronounce Gob until a few months ago. Our ranks may only grow as time passes.
smaconi
+0 -0
CAW-ca-CAW
CAW-ca-CAW
zem
+0 -0
i don't even care about the rest of the panels this is an instant 5 with ray's line
i don't even care about the rest of the panels this is an instant 5 with ray's line
epicurus
+0 -0
You would actually have be to pretty fucking drunk to be conscious and not able to say molecule. You might get so grumpy and distracted that you refuse to say it, but to be literally unable to say it means you're probably about three hours from dying in a hospital.
You would actually have be to pretty fucking drunk to be conscious and not able to say molecule. You might get so grumpy and distracted that you refuse to say it, but to be literally unable to say it means you're probably about three hours from dying in a hospital.
zem
+0 -0
thanks for this much-needed analysis of an offhand line from ray
thanks for this much-needed analysis of an offhand line from ray
epicurus
+0 -0
No prob bro.
No prob bro.
mangtastic
+0 -0
Aw dang guys, don't be that way!
Hug and make up RIGHT NOW or else.
Aw dang guys, don't be that way!
Hug and make up RIGHT NOW or else.
epicurus
+0 -0
He started it, mom!
He started it, mom!
crowrobot
+0 -0
wut
wut
Tina's that girl you went to high school with that blew all your friends for rides to the game.
my high school was small enough not to have one of those.
if it had, i might have gone to more games.
oh, who am i kidding, i went to them all, i was in the band.
massive chubbies
Me too, all of this.
tina's that girl with the pepperoni nipples that made you dislike pepperoni pizza for a little while
Chubbied for making me phyiscally ill.
You totally just made me remember all this sick shit I saw on one of my porn trawls.
You're makin me really hungry for pepperoni pizzas and rude titties.
[IMGS OFF]
but not ever you
DAMMIT I ruined the perfect 100 chubby's - forgive me everyone.