eviltkat
+8 -0
Ray's sent Roast Beef that picture of that girl kissing the phallic golf trophy, like, fifty times.
Ray's sent Roast Beef that picture of that girl kissing the phallic golf trophy, like, fifty times.
m1st3rbl4ck
+19 -1
'dancing baby turns 10 - hella poignant' is what made this one for me
'dancing baby turns 10 - hella poignant' is what made this one for me
clembot
+0 -0
A comment left by clembot was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Crowpaw, kylank, Gumfish)
A comment left by clembot was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Crowpaw, kylank, Gumfish)
connormc
+0 -0
I've read this comic a hundred times and it was only in noticing your comment that I went "wait a 9-year-old dancing child is by no means a baby" so, y'know, thanks for that.
I've read this comic a hundred times and it was only in noticing your comment that I went "wait a 9-year-old dancing child is by no means a baby" so, y'know, thanks for that.
deusoma
+2 -0
You know, I'm not Chris Onstad, so I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure that Ray was talking about the Dancing Baby , not just a dancing baby.
You know, I'm not Chris Onstad, so I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure that Ray was talking about the Dancing Baby , not just a dancing baby.
closefriend
+11 -0
"Rediculous" is the #1 dead indicator that the writer is unaware of exactly what s/he is talking about.
"Rediculous" is the #1 dead indicator that the writer is unaware of exactly what s/he is talking about.
spinynorman
+2 -0
Don't forget "definatly."
Goddamn it.
Don't forget "definatly."
Goddamn it.
tekende
+5 -0
I will definatly not forget these rediculous things, gents.
I will definatly not forget these rediculous things, gents.
riazm
+10 -0
The man has a .exe (dot e-ex-e) to prove his identity.
The man has a .exe (dot e-ex-e) to prove his identity.
afterward
+0 -0
This messes with my mind. How, precisely, does the executable file prove a guy's identity? It is unknown.
This messes with my mind. How, precisely, does the executable file prove a guy's identity? It is unknown.
st-elmos_fire
+0 -1
the point is, it never would in the real world, it would in fact be a virus and the guy getting the email would not know what an .exe is, well he wouldn't if he fell for it.
the point is, it never would in the real world, it would in fact be a virus and the guy getting the email would not know what an .exe is, well he wouldn't if he fell for it.
wehavemagnums
+1 -0
I love the fact that Ray finds the dancing baby turning 10 to be "hella poignant".
I love the fact that Ray finds the dancing baby turning 10 to be "hella poignant".
andrew_
+0 -1
All of the people on the floor are dancing it up to the new song Gravity Train
All of the people on the floor are dancing it up to the new song Gravity Train
lordsorasen
+0 -0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrQjMslFutc
It would be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrQjMslFutc
It would be this
swarm_of_bears
+4 -0
I don't know why, but for some reason I hear Ray's voice in this strip as Samuel L. Jackson's. Give it a try, you'll love the results.
I don't know why, but for some reason I hear Ray's voice in this strip as Samuel L. Jackson's. Give it a try, you'll love the results.
deptford
+0 -0
Best advice I've heard in a long time.
Best advice I've heard in a long time.
senseihollywood
+0 -0
turns out that guy is a hero AND a fatso...go figure
turns out that guy is a hero AND a fatso...go figure
hassanoleary
+17 -0
That one caught my eye, too. If the heroism is in question, it suggests someone was perhaps unintentionally heroic and that his/her body mass played a significant factor.
"Local behemoth obstructs bank entrance, foils robbery in progress."
That one caught my eye, too. If the heroism is in question, it suggests someone was perhaps unintentionally heroic and that his/her body mass played a significant factor.
"Local behemoth obstructs bank entrance, foils robbery in progress."
junko
+7 -1
I really expected this to be a one-off . . then a two-off . . then it just kept going! I think a lot of the "arcs" are just jokes the author still thinks are funny the next day.
I really expected this to be a one-off . . then a two-off . . then it just kept going! I think a lot of the "arcs" are just jokes the author still thinks are funny the next day.
mugi
+1 -0
Chubby for a brilliant definition of "arc."
Chubby for a brilliant definition of "arc."
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
seconded.
seconded.
ssddr
+1 -0
I think Onstad must have discovered https://www.419eater.com/ i few days before this.
I think Onstad must have discovered https://www.419eater.com/ i few days before this.
hip-hobbit
+2 -0
take a hike, advice!
take a hike, advice!
kneejerk
+0 -0
In panel four, Ray is APPALLED.
In panel four, Ray is APPALLED.
mountaindewtab
+0 -0
scams are not funny but this is still a 5
scams are not funny but this is still a 5
cousinted
+1 -0
Scams are never funny, unless a clown is being scammed.
Scams are never funny, unless a clown is being scammed.
jugglegod
+0 -0
Just thought I'd post a link to my Leon Sumbitches experience recently, hope you enjoy it!
https://denver.craigslist.org/mis/436683191.html
Just thought I'd post a link to my Leon Sumbitches experience recently, hope you enjoy it!
https://denver.craigslist.org/mis/436683191.html
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I dislike this arc. I'm just going to say it now, and save repeating it on the next dozen or so strips. Its too conventional for Achewood. The irony of such an e-mail actually being honest and the main character suffering for their presumption is what I'd expect to be reading in twenty or so far worse webcomics. Here, it just leaves me wanting for more Mexican Realism.
I dislike this arc. I'm just going to say it now, and save repeating it on the next dozen or so strips. Its too conventional for Achewood. The irony of such an e-mail actually being honest and the main character suffering for their presumption is what I'd expect to be reading in twenty or so far worse webcomics. Here, it just leaves me wanting for more Mexican Realism.
goocifer
+2 -0
I think the arc is still funny, but yeah, I saw a pretty similar storyline on Hangin with Mr. Cooper...
I think the arc is still funny, but yeah, I saw a pretty similar storyline on Hangin with Mr. Cooper...
fosters
+0 -0
I love it not so much for the situation itself, which as you said has been done before, but for the details.
The guy's name is Leon Sumbitches/Brian Wheat and Brian Wheat is the FAKE one. He wrote a song called Gravity Train. He called Ray a toilet seat smoking a cigar. Ray uses the phrase "straight-up splickety." Nmbota had an accident of the government. "Hilarious!"
There is so much comedy gold in here the premise could be a thousand times more generic and it'd still be straight 5s from beginning to end.
I love it not so much for the situation itself, which as you said has been done before, but for the details.
The guy's name is Leon Sumbitches/Brian Wheat and Brian Wheat is the FAKE one. He wrote a song called Gravity Train. He called Ray a toilet seat smoking a cigar. Ray uses the phrase "straight-up splickety." Nmbota had an accident of the government. "Hilarious!"
There is so much comedy gold in here the premise could be a thousand times more generic and it'd still be straight 5s from beginning to end.
i_love_kate
+1 -1
Oh, God, no. I can't fault the comedy. The comedy is omnipresent. Any man who says that this arc isn't funny is lying through his yellowing teeth.
But you know what else is funny? Jackass.
Oh, God, no. I can't fault the comedy. The comedy is omnipresent. Any man who says that this arc isn't funny is lying through his yellowing teeth.
But you know what else is funny? Jackass.
tekende
+4 -0
No.
No, it isn't.
No.
No, it isn't.
semiquaver
+0 -0
Warning: if you feel the need to complain on the Internet that a comic you like is really damn funny but just not original, you may have no real problems of your own.
Sorry, but it had to be said.
Warning: if you feel the need to complain on the Internet that a comic you like is really damn funny but just not original, you may have no real problems of your own.
Sorry, but it had to be said.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Very true. I have no real problems, bastard that I am.
Very true. I have no real problems, bastard that I am.
semiquaver
+2 -0
I suggest therapy, or politics.
I suggest therapy, or politics.
comeister
+0 -1
Boo to this comment. Spoiler!
Boo to this comment. Spoiler!
mattylite
+0 -0
Dude, don't be rediculous. Read them all first, on the main pages, then read the comments. At this point in the arhives I can't imagine there is a SINGLE STRIP that hasn't been referenced.
Dude, don't be rediculous. Read them all first, on the main pages, then read the comments. At this point in the arhives I can't imagine there is a SINGLE STRIP that hasn't been referenced.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
I got an e-mail like this the other day. I couldn't believe they still existed.
I got an e-mail like this the other day. I couldn't believe they still existed.
moolah
+0 -0
Do you guys think Ray's email alert is the Sublime cover or the original version by The Toyes?
Do you guys think Ray's email alert is the Sublime cover or the original version by The Toyes?
mangtastic
+0 -0
It should be both, played at the same time. I only lissen to d-d-d-double music!
It should be both, played at the same time. I only lissen to d-d-d-double music!
phthoggos
+0 -0
5 because I just stared at panel 3 and laughed and laughed
5 because I just stared at panel 3 and laughed and laughed
biznart
+0 -0
Leon Sumbitches is basically the best name in the world.
Leon Sumbitches is basically the best name in the world.
xiaomimi
+15 -0
Weekend Blogs
Pat: Cornelius's new pub absolutely disgusts me.
Teodor: Foto-Kwiz No. 2
Mr. Bear: The Dude and Catastrophe: A modest success!
Today's Blogs
Teodor: Foto-Kwiz #3
"The Germans have their shiny shoes, and the Chinese have electrical engineering students raining off of high rooftops, but give me the French any day."
Weekend Blogs
Pat: Cornelius's new pub absolutely disgusts me.
Teodor: Foto-Kwiz No. 2
Mr. Bear: The Dude and Catastrophe: A modest success!
Today's Blogs
Teodor: Foto-Kwiz #3
"The Germans have their shiny shoes, and the Chinese have electrical engineering students raining off of high rooftops, but give me the French any day."
arelladawn
+0 -0
What is up with Ray's mouth in panel 4? It's like he is having a bulldog moment.
What is up with Ray's mouth in panel 4? It's like he is having a bulldog moment.
rowboat
+0 -1
His paw is covering the lower half of it. You are the one having a "bulldog moment."
His paw is covering the lower half of it. You are the one having a "bulldog moment."
arelladawn
+0 -0
Thanks, I see it now.
Thanks, I see it now.
fatcat
+1 -0
I swear to god I read that bit in the last panel as "My uncle Mengis Adoso, as you have a beard..." like three times before I got it right. God I am so sleep-deprived.
I swear to god I read that bit in the last panel as "My uncle Mengis Adoso, as you have a beard..." like three times before I got it right. God I am so sleep-deprived.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
a chubby for you for two reasons..first 'cos sleep deprivation is a regular thing for me and secondly 'cos that which you said was funny.
a chubby for you for two reasons..first 'cos sleep deprivation is a regular thing for me and secondly 'cos that which you said was funny.
genequagmire
+0 -0
I kill two dwarves in the morning...
I kill two dwarves in the morning...
Ray is a terrible email friend to have.
Notice though that Beef has replied to every single email. What a friend.
One of those panels where I never looked twice until the comments made me
Thank you, kind sir/madam
A comment left by catachresis was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, kylank, RedGuy, mystkmanat, Lokiamis, Garyos)
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I've changed my pic to more aptly reflect my hard-drinkin' Harley-ridin' chain-wieldin' male-and-chauvinistic persona.
Oh and you're welcome =)
amen nice observation
Yeah, but I always figured the replies were like "man why you keep sending me this stuff" etc. It's like those times when Ray is telling Beef about this kind of trivia in person, and Beef just sits there reading a magazine and ignoring Ray almost completely.
no, we only see the ones that Beef replied to. What I noticed is that Beef doesn't write to him on his own accord, only in replies!
WAY. SAD.