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His Bozack is Flayed Tuesday, May 6, 2003 • read strip Viewing 52 comments:

daaaamn

The good thing about the post is that the words scroll directly out of the avatar's mouth.

Lil Nephew is like the Big L of Achewood

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I used to think Onstad had just pulled bozack out of nowhere, and then I heard it in an old wu-tang track. I wonder where it originated?

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dragonlance reference?

I'm calling someone a queer Jack Frost.

Does anyone else read Little Nephew in the voice of mc chris?

this totally changed my relationship with little nephew. bravo.

Dude, yes!

Haha! I do now!

I think there was a part of me that did subconsciously, but now it's clear and unalterable.

ach! arcibi, what have you done!?

Funny, I always thought in my head that he sounded like (whoever voiced) MC Pee Pants/ Sir Loin for ATHF.

Apparently, I am not the only one. I just didn't know his real name.

His real name is mc chris. He was also Hesh on Sea Lab 2021.

lol. his real name is Chris Ward

Shh!

My sister's boyfriend's name is Chris Ward.

CRAAAAAAZY.

I had a co-worker at the bookstore I used to work at named Chris Ward.

NOT THAT CRAAAAAAZY ANYMORE.

My parent's best friend is called Chris Ward.
Omgwtfbbq.

I don't know a Chris Ward.
=(

CRAAAAZY.

I can't believe I never made that connection before.

Now I need to gain a vast fortune through antique pornography and use it to fund an animated version of Achewood, simply to bring this reality about.

There is no pain worse than the pain of a well-flayed bozack.

i can just see him saying this, pauses between each rhyme, all emphasizing the final words.. imagining a crowd going "OOOOH" after each diss.. so MTV

Gets a 5 for being the strip that marks the change in Little Nephews character from a child to an up-in-yo-face teenager.

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Oh yes...Shizzito.

5 for the Shizzito.

I gave it a 5 for the alt text

I like the fierce eyebrows and the italics on the last line. Little Nephew wishes to EMPHASIZE this question.

The hos have to use sign language if they want to be paid!

He scares off all the bitches with a tone-broke serenade!

He buys junk on ebay not from Dennis Quaid!

The rumor's around that he's neutered - or spayed!

This means that his junk will not do as it's bade!

If a half-chub is managed, he thinks,
"Got it made! Squeeze my thang by the base, get a hard-on UPGRADE!"

omg

This is strip is so good that it took two viewings and several minutes to think - really think - about a flayed bozack.

I'm still trying to avoid thinking about it.

"Little man" is one of the best condescending phrases to use on younger relatives.

I pour my drinks so loud my roommate has accused me of being an alcoholic. Just because I fill them 10 or 30 times a night.

drunkle so makes me wish for an alcoholic uncle to mock openly

I'm working on this for my niece.

It makes me sad to see Little Nephew being so mean to Ray.

You forget how dismissive Ray has been about the little tyke's music. The kids is just showing off for the Drunkle.

the "queer jack frost" line is better than Grade-A material

what is better than grade-a??

the "queer jack frost" line.

'Lil Nephew actually sounds like a pretty good name for a modern rapper.

When he's around little nephew ray turns into hank hill

Shit guys my boss was all just like "what do you keep laughing at all the time?"

What could I possibly say