petitegitan
+23 -0
When you read this you wonder: "Would I be an accessory to murder for a Hickory Farms Executive Sampler?" Sadly, I believe most of us would respond, resoundingly, "Yes."
When you read this you wonder: "Would I be an accessory to murder for a Hickory Farms Executive Sampler?" Sadly, I believe most of us would respond, resoundingly, "Yes."
mastronaut
+12 -0
The sausages and cheeses and fancy mustard and those little strawberry candies.
I would be an accessory to murder for strawberry candies.
The sausages and cheeses and fancy mustard and those little strawberry candies.
I would be an accessory to murder for strawberry candies.
highpitch_83
+0 -0
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dorothypoopbot
+2 -0
The murder of your best friend, no less. Oh, how I wish I had the strength to resist those sumptuous meats.
The murder of your best friend, no less. Oh, how I wish I had the strength to resist those sumptuous meats.
shinkusan
+6 -0
Seriously, who's mind was blown when the alt text said "click here for a summer sausage sensation" and then, if you DO click there (without assetbar), it ACTUALLY REDIRECTS YOU TO THE HICKORY FARMS WEBSITE.
That almost blew my mind as much as when somebody told me since pro is the opposite of con, therefore congress is the opposite of progress.
Seriously, who's mind was blown when the alt text said "click here for a summer sausage sensation" and then, if you DO click there (without assetbar), it ACTUALLY REDIRECTS YOU TO THE HICKORY FARMS WEBSITE.
That almost blew my mind as much as when somebody told me since pro is the opposite of con, therefore congress is the opposite of progress.
dissembly
+0 -0
Ray wouldn't do it on Pat's say-so, but he might think about talking Roast Beef into taking a dive for him if the situation actually arose. Beef would also be well-compensated upon his return from hospital/hell.
Ray wouldn't do it on Pat's say-so, but he might think about talking Roast Beef into taking a dive for him if the situation actually arose. Beef would also be well-compensated upon his return from hospital/hell.
whuppins
+3 -0
I just now realized that Pat has tried to borrow Ray's gun on two separate occasions.
I just now realized that Pat has tried to borrow Ray's gun on two separate occasions.
riazm
+4 -1
He won't buy his own gun because he is cheap
He won't buy his own gun because he is cheap
zapatos
+2 -0
He is a felon, the background check would never pass. Oh unless he were to shop via blackmarket, and that is expense. I see your point.
He is a felon, the background check would never pass. Oh unless he were to shop via blackmarket, and that is expense. I see your point.
dougthehead
+53 -0
Yeah, Pat's doesn't want to see himself as one of those uncivilized gun nuts that go around with their NRA stickers on their car, but he still likes to shoot the occasional person. So he borrows Ray's.
Yeah, Pat's doesn't want to see himself as one of those uncivilized gun nuts that go around with their NRA stickers on their car, but he still likes to shoot the occasional person. So he borrows Ray's.
atypicaloracle
+0 -0
In such a way as normal NRA people do not actually go around shooting people. Plus buying a gun on the black market would force Pat to associate with people who he will see as being of low mind.
In such a way as normal NRA people do not actually go around shooting people. Plus buying a gun on the black market would force Pat to associate with people who he will see as being of low mind.
mortshire
+7 -2
His pepper is touching the rim.
His pepper is touching the rim.
lizjones
+1 -0
Another glimpse of Ray's buttcrack.
Another glimpse of Ray's buttcrack.
connellingus
+1 -0
It's more likely the top part of his tail. His buttcrack would be underneath it.
It's more likely the top part of his tail. His buttcrack would be underneath it.
aparrish
+3 -0
Are you really trying to make statements about the anatomy of cats in Achewood using reason
Are you
Are you really trying to make statements about the anatomy of cats in Achewood using reason
Are you
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
cats dont have buttcracks, you dumbass!
cats dont have buttcracks, you dumbass!
mangtastic
+1 -0
Cats also don't have telephones or a secret underground society and they sure aren't bipedal.
What I'm saying is, maybe you shouldn't be so harsh dude. Just sayin'.
Cats also don't have telephones or a secret underground society and they sure aren't bipedal.
What I'm saying is, maybe you shouldn't be so harsh dude. Just sayin'.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
it was faux-harshness, you dumbass!
it was faux-harshness, you dumbass!
greymantledwolf
+5 -0
this comic puts a point on a couple people i know, lend me [something] even though there is no [reward], and in fact a [detriment] for you
this comic puts a point on a couple people i know, lend me [something] even though there is no [reward], and in fact a [detriment] for you
ezcmac
+1 -0
Ray needs to get a thong which more appropriately accommodates his tail. That just doesn't look comfortable enough for the king of R & R.
Ray needs to get a thong which more appropriately accommodates his tail. That just doesn't look comfortable enough for the king of R & R.
riazm
+0 -0
In some strips he has a thong with a hole for his tail.
In some strips he has a thong with a hole for his tail.
deancain29
+0 -0
in the last panel he is wearing a towel - what the hell?
in the last panel he is wearing a towel - what the hell?
riazm
+16 -0
You don't put wet junk in a dry thong dude.
You don't put wet junk in a dry thong dude.
deancain29
+0 -0
you're right - I think the same thing when I am in that situation, yet I didnt translate it to the strip!
you're right - I think the same thing when I am in that situation, yet I didnt translate it to the strip!
bixschmix
+0 -0
Keeps the junk funk away.
Keeps the junk funk away.
stuart
+0 -0
Scroll down for a link to the blog (props to xiaomimi)
Scroll down for a link to the blog (props to xiaomimi)
steerpike66
+4 -0
Brushing and urinating at once is unhygenic but it's sort of a challenge; that's why you feel you have to do it. Anyway, nobody said you have to change hands mid-way.
Brushing and urinating at once is unhygenic but it's sort of a challenge; that's why you feel you have to do it. Anyway, nobody said you have to change hands mid-way.
connellingus
+1 -0
The added challenge here is that he does it with the seat down.
The added challenge here is that he does it with the seat down.
darqhermit
+0 -0
And apparently Ray has no toilet seat cover. It takes up too much time.
And apparently Ray has no toilet seat cover. It takes up too much time.
godfatherofsouls
+13 -0
challenge schmallenge, get in the shower and get three things done at once.
challenge schmallenge, get in the shower and get three things done at once.
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
Ray is hands-free in the strip - Mortshire is probably right.
Ray is hands-free in the strip - Mortshire is probably right.
deancain29
+0 -0
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ezcmac
+3 -0
I am clicking here but I have not received a summer sausage sensation.
I am clicking here but I have not received a summer sausage sensation.
luckypyjamas
+0 -0
a five for the summer sausage sensation
a five for the summer sausage sensation
soticoto
+0 -0
Alt-Text FTW.
Alt-Text FTW.
baryonyx
+4 -0
"You want me to break the law in order to help you shoot my best friend."
In context, this is one of my favorite lines in all of Achewood.
"You want me to break the law in order to help you shoot my best friend."
In context, this is one of my favorite lines in all of Achewood.
xiaomimi
+13 -0
Weekend Blogs
Ray: Good news! I ain't got junk funk.
Today's Blogs
Teodor: Is Thom Yorke a douchebag?
Mr. Bear: Greetings from...home.
Lyle: glenladdie tour says 2 ingreds to scotch
Weekend Blogs
Ray: Good news! I ain't got junk funk.
Today's Blogs
Teodor: Is Thom Yorke a douchebag?
Mr. Bear: Greetings from...home.
Lyle: glenladdie tour says 2 ingreds to scotch
chachibenji
+0 -0
I want to know badly what the BZZZZZZ sound is coming from.
I do not BZZZZZZZZ when I make urination or brush my teeth. :(
I want to know badly what the BZZZZZZ sound is coming from.
I do not BZZZZZZZZ when I make urination or brush my teeth. :(
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Electric toothbrush. Doy.
Electric toothbrush. Doy.
chachibenji
+0 -1
Oh unecessary touch of the rude. I was genuinely curious.
Oh unecessary touch of the rude. I was genuinely curious.
greenkoolayd
+0 -1
need a tissue for your issue?
need a tissue for your issue?
goatmasterflash
+2 -0
Nah. Toothbrush was confirmed as going "brush" "brush" in panel two. Try electric razor. Doy.
Nah. Toothbrush was confirmed as going "brush" "brush" in panel two. Try electric razor. Doy.
nyu
+5 -0
The first two panels are how cell phones die and facebook groups get started.
The first two panels are how cell phones die and facebook groups get started.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
Haaaaa. I'm assuming this as the explanation for every "I lost my phone! Numbers please!" group I see, from now on until the rest of forever.
Haaaaa. I'm assuming this as the explanation for every "I lost my phone! Numbers please!" group I see, from now on until the rest of forever.
diggidy
+0 -0
Listen Pat, the last time you shot Beef you wound up living with Nice Pete.
Do you really want to walk down that road again?
Listen Pat, the last time you shot Beef you wound up living with Nice Pete.
Do you really want to walk down that road again?
desert_donkey
+0 -0
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desert_donkey
+0 -0
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heccibiggs
+0 -0
Thanks for commenting twice so I could lame you twice.
Thanks for commenting twice so I could lame you twice.
zem
+0 -0
you're welcome!
you're welcome!
unkle_bob
+5 -0
I love that Pat has to say 'listen to me!' right after identifying himself on the phone. He has had too many unsuccessful phone calls because people stop listening after 'this is pat.'
I love that Pat has to say 'listen to me!' right after identifying himself on the phone. He has had too many unsuccessful phone calls because people stop listening after 'this is pat.'
milo
+0 -0
this calls into question just how many times before Pat has tried to borrow Ray's gun...
this calls into question just how many times before Pat has tried to borrow Ray's gun...
milo
+0 -0
apart from the times shown in the comic, obviously
apart from the times shown in the comic, obviously
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Closeted gays like being raped! Totally authentic footage!
THE best possible way to answer the above comment. this is something like the 5th variation on the incredibly idiotic and quasi-homophobic anti-logic that assumes that Pat, being in the closet, must "subconsciously" enjoy any homosexual act that is perpetrated on his person, with or without his consent.
Fortunately, Acheworld almost always immediately redeems itself with comments similar to yours, invariably with chubbies in the double digits.
look, this is like saying that a straight man would not enjoy being sexually assaulted by a woman he may find attractive. Women have different feels about rape than men do, and to disagree would only be you trying to further this dialogue in vain.
OK! I will not dialogue with you in vain.
Who say's he would find beef attractive. I definitely would not enjoy it if a nerdy female friend of mine forced me to do oral on her. Ok, now that I wrote that out and read it back, yes I would.
You assume that the woman would be raping you with traditional sex, but if she is attractive and still has to rape you it probably involves something you would not enjoy, like a strap on and your anus.
why do you think 22 people chubbied this comment? are they just being contentious? or ironic?
There are 23 people confused about homosexuality.
YouTube closed up for the night, and there was a sudden rush of 12-year olds and creeps into the Asset-Bar.