wehavemagnums
+11 -0
Téodor's assessment of the Chinese economy is brilliant.
Téodor's assessment of the Chinese economy is brilliant.
zem
+8 -0
That, plus the phrase "mainly eat normal stuff like burgers or cake" gets this one a five
That, plus the phrase "mainly eat normal stuff like burgers or cake" gets this one a five
blarghamagarky
+4 -0
apparently cakes and burgers are the staple of cuisine normality in achewood
apparently cakes and burgers are the staple of cuisine normality in achewood
choosebro
+0 -0
The link doesn't work! The date is invalid! I want, no, need, closure!
The link doesn't work! The date is invalid! I want, no, need, closure!
revooo
+6 -0
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06172004
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=06172004
blarghamagarky
+2 -0
good job
good job
ford
+0 -0
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A comment left by ford was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Dipstikk, glorify, Lumus, Zem, spicyponyhead, Frankreich, Teabag_Mel, tsolless)
lolsworth
+1 -0
Chubbied out of pity and to encourage the poster to get help
Chubbied out of pity and to encourage the poster to get help
ford
+3 -0
in my defense, i don't remember doing this. i was almost certainly super high
in my defense, i don't remember doing this. i was almost certainly super high
soticoto
+0 -0
This was a triumph.
(No. Really.)
This was a triumph.
(No. Really.)
panamajack
+0 -0
And apparently Phillipe is black.
And apparently Phillipe is black.
epicurus
+0 -0
So true.
So true.
havenless
+0 -0
Rays just telling it how it is
Rays just telling it how it is
teknofatcat
+0 -0
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A comment left by teknofatcat was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by joeyramoney, tttt2, Zem)
fox
+0 -0
This strip gets a four from me just for the alt text !
This strip gets a four from me just for the alt text !
crinklebat
+1 -1
I think it's cool how Ray can just totally turn around and admit the error of his ways.
I think it's cool how Ray can just totally turn around and admit the error of his ways.
clever-nickname
+1 -0
do snakes even have cheeks?
do snakes even have cheeks?
tbtabby
+7 -0
Exactly what I was wondering. We should look into it. TO THE INTERNET! *SWOOSH*
Exactly what I was wondering. We should look into it. TO THE INTERNET! *SWOOSH*
tbtabby
+48 -0
*SWOOSH*
I'm back. Yes, venomous snakes do have cheeks, in which their venom sacs are stored.
*SWOOSH*
I'm back. Yes, venomous snakes do have cheeks, in which their venom sacs are stored.
ketelcat
+3 -0
I am indescribably proud of you for checking. I bet 99% of people would have just swooshed off and expected chubbies. Nice work.
I am indescribably proud of you for checking. I bet 99% of people would have just swooshed off and expected chubbies. Nice work.
mygoodfriend
+9 -0
I think I see a problem with the Chinese village's business model.
I think I see a problem with the Chinese village's business model.
presterjohn
+35 -0
1. Obtain tireless bicycle
2. Ride past broken crate
3. ???
4. Profit!
1. Obtain tireless bicycle
2. Ride past broken crate
3. ???
4. Profit!
professorhazard
+28 -0
Teodor seems to be of the impression that the entire Chinese economy is based inside the Chun-Li stage from Street Fighter II .
Teodor seems to be of the impression that the entire Chinese economy is based inside the Chun-Li stage from Street Fighter II .
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
I liked Chun-Li way too much to be a pre-adolescent girl
I liked Chun-Li way too much to be a pre-adolescent girl
professorhazard
+2 -0
I liked her just the right amount to be a progressively-pubescent boy.
I liked her just the right amount to be a progressively-pubescent boy.
soticoto
+11 -0
Chun-Li is the reason why all male geeks are afraid of girls.
She had priority .
I mean she could kick Blanka even when he was doing his electric thing. She could kick Ken out of a Shoryuken... or Bison out of a Psycho-Crusher.
Chun-Li could stand on the train-tracks, face off the oncoming bullet-train and Hyakuretsukyaku the whole thing into scrap metal.
HK HK HK to victory.
Chun-Li is the reason why all male geeks are afraid of girls.
She had priority .
I mean she could kick Blanka even when he was doing his electric thing. She could kick Ken out of a Shoryuken... or Bison out of a Psycho-Crusher.
Chun-Li could stand on the train-tracks, face off the oncoming bullet-train and Hyakuretsukyaku the whole thing into scrap metal.
HK HK HK to victory.
blarghamagarky
+1 -0
man.
man.
soticoto
+0 -0
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nigelchaos
+0 -0
Chun-Li goes hard. I was always best (read: SUPER cheap) with Dhaslim though.
Chun-Li goes hard. I was always best (read: SUPER cheap) with Dhaslim though.
soticoto
+1 -1
You better watch out if she jumps in over your Yoga Fire though. Chun-Li at point-blank range is too much kick for your Yoga Flame to handle.
You better watch out if she jumps in over your Yoga Fire though. Chun-Li at point-blank range is too much kick for your Yoga Flame to handle.
zeal
+3 -0
Ain't no Chun Li ever break through my corona of electrical death as blanca.
(Also, if anyone in Charleston, SC wants to play straight-up classic arcade Street Fighter 2 there's a machine in the Ye Olde Fashioned on the way to Folly Beach. We can do this.)
Ain't no Chun Li ever break through my corona of electrical death as blanca.
(Also, if anyone in Charleston, SC wants to play straight-up classic arcade Street Fighter 2 there's a machine in the Ye Olde Fashioned on the way to Folly Beach. We can do this.)
soticoto
+0 -0
See a few posts up.
[Translation : Yes... if done properly, Chun Li CAN kick through Blanca's electric field... as irrational as that might seem. And even if she doesn't, she can Kikouken through it, for she is a girl of many talents.]
See a few posts up.
[Translation : Yes... if done properly, Chun Li CAN kick through Blanca's electric field... as irrational as that might seem. And even if she doesn't, she can Kikouken through it, for she is a girl of many talents.]
unsentletter
+1 -0
I love you for posting this on Achewood. If you ever come out the Bay Area, I'll battle you -- Champion Edition or III or Alpha 3... bring it on!
I love you for posting this on Achewood. If you ever come out the Bay Area, I'll battle you -- Champion Edition or III or Alpha 3... bring it on!
tagrineth
+1 -0
Anyone else notice Ray went right back to being overweight after his walk back from Mexico?
Anyone else notice Ray went right back to being overweight after his walk back from Mexico?
soticoto
+0 -0
He got his pig-bun then and lasagne turkey then.
Ray Smuckles gets things done.
He got his pig-bun then and lasagne turkey then.
Ray Smuckles gets things done.
soticoto
+2 -0
Most Chinese guys of average strength?
If the Great Outdoor Fight had been set in China, Ray would have been out in the first five minutes with Ching Chong Wing Wong carved all over his chest, neat as you please.
Most Chinese guys of average strength?
If the Great Outdoor Fight had been set in China, Ray would have been out in the first five minutes with Ching Chong Wing Wong carved all over his chest, neat as you please.
selbencoirlo
+0 -0
Man soticoto, Jackie Chan is pretty big for a Chinese guy and I ain't never seen him rip no one's face off. Now we can maybe chalk that up to a good even temperament on Jackie's part, but even so I think it argues for Ray's supremacy in the world of fuck-you-up-antics.
Man soticoto, Jackie Chan is pretty big for a Chinese guy and I ain't never seen him rip no one's face off. Now we can maybe chalk that up to a good even temperament on Jackie's part, but even so I think it argues for Ray's supremacy in the world of fuck-you-up-antics.
cmd
+0 -0
unsentletter
+0 -0
Discussion, ponderance, agreement, [clik].
Discussion, ponderance, agreement, [clik].
red-barchetta
+0 -0
I always suspected that Ray was black. I think this is strong evidence here where he refers to his black brothers. It helps me adjust my mental image.
I always suspected that Ray was black. I think this is strong evidence here where he refers to his black brothers. It helps me adjust my mental image.
fineoakstructure
+7 -0
If not, then Chris Onstad is being irresponsible with his only black character: Nightlife. Nightlife is basically defined by two things:
1)he smokes pot
2)he injures people
Do you think that it is rad to have racism, Chris?
Holy shit I'm talking about subtextual racism on a webcomic about cats who the fuck do I think I am?!
If not, then Chris Onstad is being irresponsible with his only black character: Nightlife. Nightlife is basically defined by two things:
1)he smokes pot
2)he injures people
Do you think that it is rad to have racism, Chris?
Holy shit I'm talking about subtextual racism on a webcomic about cats who the fuck do I think I am?!
atticusonline
+0 -0
You, sir, deserve multiple chubbiage.
You, sir, deserve multiple chubbiage.
snowman
+0 -0
I've always thought that too.
I've always thought that too.
cypher
+0 -0
I sort of agreed with this (based on a lot of comments in Assetbar on the subject) until I reached this strip: https://achewood.com/index.php?date=08302005 where Beef calls Ray a 'cracker'. Not conclusive, but just a piece of evidence to chalk up for the other side of the argument.
I sort of agreed with this (based on a lot of comments in Assetbar on the subject) until I reached this strip: https://achewood.com/index.php?date=08302005 where Beef calls Ray a 'cracker'. Not conclusive, but just a piece of evidence to chalk up for the other side of the argument.
cypher
+0 -0
OK, so the fact that Ray's grandfather was 'a bluesman before blues...' kind of messes this up. Hm.
OK, so the fact that Ray's grandfather was 'a bluesman before blues...' kind of messes this up. Hm.
terribleman
+0 -0
Ray almost always sounding like mr. T in my head makes me agree with you.
Ray almost always sounding like mr. T in my head makes me agree with you.
puguglypress
+0 -0
Ray learns a lesson.
Ray learns a lesson.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
ray is culturally ignorant, not culturally insensitive.
ray is culturally ignorant, not culturally insensitive.
comrade_tom
+0 -0
This is a facile, crass-neoclassicist, Bukharinite-revisionist, economistic analysis of the The glorious People's republic's economy.
This is a facile, crass-neoclassicist, Bukharinite-revisionist, economistic analysis of the The glorious People's republic's economy.
sarsbar
+0 -0
5'd just for the alt text.
5'd just for the alt text.
genequagmire
+0 -0
this strip does a nice job displaying a wide range of Ray's emotions
This strip does a nice job of displaying how big ray's head is
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when I read that second comment I almost sprayed tea everywhere. Not that its super funny but it just sorta surprised me.
same
It did the same to me except replace "tea" with "snot."
The last time I made that replacement I got fired from Applebee's pretty hard
So you're the one...
his big head is where he keeps his wide range of emotions.