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Lazarus the Business Loafer Wednesday, March 3, 2004 • read strip Viewing 45 comments:

Don Me!

Who, with David Me, formed the band Me (Not Me).

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you are consciously trying to be more annoying than asherdan

i hope

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Oh man, with the repeating stripes covering the shirt like one of those all-over bleed prints, the Ray graphic in the lower left corner all disobeying the standard format of t-shirt design.

I know I recognize the last panel from a movie. From something. I just can't put my finger on it.

It looks like "High Anxiety."

Vertigo?

Yeah, I was thinking Vertigo too.

I HAVE THE POWERRRRR!!!

Ben Hur

Exactly what I thought of!

Opening from "The Altered State of Druggachusetts."

Ray gets all the frikkin' breaks!

i am totally hearing that sound from the six million dollar man in that last panel, all CHHH CHH SHH SH SH WHH WHHH.

EXACTLY! A chubby for you Mr. Mortshire

You two are definitely showing your age here.

Wait...what?

This is one of my favorites. The psychadelic transformation is amazing.

Yes, the way he transforms into Ray With A Shoe.

That last panel gets this strip a five. It would be awesome just by itself. Seriously, you can almost imagine a 'He-man and the masters of the universe' moment, all "I...HAVE...THE POWER!!"
And yes, a T with that panel on it would be cool. I'd probably buy one.

It's the eyebrows that do it

It's the stormtrooper that does it. With the air.

repeatedly .

biblically.

That last panel would work really well as a Magic Tree style car air freshener.

I wish I could pose and concentric outlines of me would spontaniously form.

Sigh.

That shoe could be the formal wear of Venom.

I...what?

The alien symbiote from the Spider-man universe.

Or if it helps, swap-swip that shit...

"That shoe could be the Venom of formal wear."
There ya go!

I totally thought of the metal band Venom first. Does that make me more or less dorky?

It depends. Do you wear stupid collared shirts with awful patterns and shorts? Possibly boots?

More. I'm sorry.

How could an appreciation of early black metal be anything less than cool?

More dorky doesn't equal less cool.

Ah. A paradox.

A most ingenious paradox!

*cough*

"Sprinklered on"

My favorite piece of imagery in all of Achewood is the still of Ray squatting like that.

"How come?"

I always love that, too. The only other instance I can immediately recall is this . That's enough in itself, I suppose.

Real businessmen hobble like a motherfucker.

LIKE A BOSS

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