wehavemagnums
+11 -0
I love how Todd's curled up against the inside of the KFC bucket in p4.
I love how Todd's curled up against the inside of the KFC bucket in p4.
petitegitan
+21 -0
I had to look at it twice to get what it was. It's like one of those things where you might see a face, or a vase.
I had to look at it twice to get what it was. It's like one of those things where you might see a face, or a vase.
saurkraus
+2 -0
Aww, he's all cute and vulnerable.
Aww, he's all cute and vulnerable.
stuart
+3 -0
Yeah, when you think Todd you think "cute and vulnerable".
Yeah, when you think Todd you think "cute and vulnerable".
spinynorman
+20 -0
little ribbon of vomit all trickling out of his mouth
dubious odor sneakin out of his Southern Bits
little ribbon of vomit all trickling out of his mouth
dubious odor sneakin out of his Southern Bits
saint
+3 -0
when I think Todd, I think shanks and frikkin sweet.
when I think Todd, I think shanks and frikkin sweet.
achilleselbow
+14 -0
I think "cunt pills" and "gunny sack".
I think "cunt pills" and "gunny sack".
carlyle
+2 -0
I think "prison baby" and "doesn't give a shit"
I think "prison baby" and "doesn't give a shit"
fuzzyshoo
+0 -0
a dumb broad with a big veiny rack
a dumb broad with a big veiny rack
lexsenthur
+0 -0
This is basically how I see Todd never .
This is basically how I see Todd never .
ferdinand
+2 -0
or a kfc bucket full of road tar.
or a kfc bucket full of road tar.
cailetshadow
+5 -0
I see it, I see it! It's a goat's head!
I see it, I see it! It's a goat's head!
heccibiggs
+1 -0
Oh, I see the goat's head!
Oh, I see the goat's head!
scorpio_nadir
+0 -0
It's a stylized glyphic of Emperor Neckbeard. Laughing!
It's a stylized glyphic of Emperor Neckbeard. Laughing!
usversusthem
+0 -0
It's a stylized glyphic of Emperor Goatbeard, laughing, with his throat slit.
It's a stylized glyphic of Emperor Goatbeard, laughing, with his throat slit.
machegav
+0 -0
I've decided that it would either be a) a curled-up squirrel, post-vomit, or b) a piece of coral wielding a knife and yelling threateningly.
I've decided that it would either be a) a curled-up squirrel, post-vomit, or b) a piece of coral wielding a knife and yelling threateningly.
domdacey
+0 -0
It looks like a goat with a birthmark the first time I read it.
It looks like a goat with a birthmark the first time I read it.
helenabuckett
+0 -0
I had to look like a dozen times before I even figured out what panel four was, and even then it's like some radial Rorshach test - I see disturbing things. And a squirrel.
I had to look like a dozen times before I even figured out what panel four was, and even then it's like some radial Rorshach test - I see disturbing things. And a squirrel.
ketelcat
+0 -0
Haha! I only just noticed what that was. I thought it was a weird round map on the dash, like some GPS thing or something. I feel really really silly.
Haha! I only just noticed what that was. I thought it was a weird round map on the dash, like some GPS thing or something. I feel really really silly.
mega_panda
+0 -0
I saw a running washing machine
I saw a running washing machine
geysershitdick
+2 -1
I wonder if he stopped the car before throwing him out.
I wonder if he stopped the car before throwing him out.
tekende
+1 -0
Would you?
Would you?
centipede_damascus
+6 -0
Mayor C is fifty, and he just does not have the patience for Hammer Time.
Mayor C is fifty, and he just does not have the patience for Hammer Time.
achilleselbow
+2 -1
Is Mayor C. Ray's nickname for Cornelius? Or is it just a random old guy?
Is Mayor C. Ray's nickname for Cornelius? Or is it just a random old guy?
cpnglxynchos
+0 -2
it is definitely a nick for Connie.
it is definitely a nick for Connie.
sirfrederick
+1 -0
Mayor C. Finnigan Byde! Cornelius is surely older than 50.
Mayor C. Finnigan Byde! Cornelius is surely older than 50.
tombsgrave
+14 -0
Todd looks like a stain. This is appropriate.
Todd looks like a stain. This is appropriate.
woodenteeth
+5 -0
orrrhhh man, KFC at a Rehab joint, someone might just scoff him before they realise he's a half dead squirrel...
orrrhhh man, KFC at a Rehab joint, someone might just scoff him before they realise he's a half dead squirrel...
abe
+1 -0
I wish Ray was my Dad.
I wish Ray was my Dad.
cthulhu235
+2 -2
Damn, that's wicked disturbing, Todd all curled up in a KFC bucket. It's like looking at a roadkill cat, that's how upsetting it is.
Damn, that's wicked disturbing, Todd all curled up in a KFC bucket. It's like looking at a roadkill cat, that's how upsetting it is.
gormster
+1 -0
Nowhere near as disturbing as your avatar.
Nowhere near as disturbing as your avatar.
cthulhu235
+0 -0
Hell, dude, that's just me wounded in Afghanistan. It's not like I just googled a nasty bloody eyebrow.
Hell, dude, that's just me wounded in Afghanistan. It's not like I just googled a nasty bloody eyebrow.
splendorr
+1 -0
But somehow, it's like that's what you did do.
But somehow, it's like that's what you did do.
jackparsons
+2 -0
The picture of Colonel Lingus is out of date. He has now been given a metrosexual gaydar haircut. Weird.
The picture of Colonel Lingus is out of date. He has now been given a metrosexual gaydar haircut. Weird.
spicyponyhead
+0 -1
Chubbied, just in case you were referencing the "Colonel Angus" skit on SNL.
Chubbied, just in case you were referencing the "Colonel Angus" skit on SNL.
obvious
+3 -0
Note that according to the blogs, Ray has a cast on his foot at this point. So the fact that he cold throws Todd out the window is almost understandable. Sort of.
Note that according to the blogs, Ray has a cast on his foot at this point. So the fact that he cold throws Todd out the window is almost understandable. Sort of.
tekende
+4 -0
Even if he wasn't wearing a cast, it would still be pretty understandable. I mean, Todd is a crappy little bullshit man.
Even if he wasn't wearing a cast, it would still be pretty understandable. I mean, Todd is a crappy little bullshit man.
choosebro
+0 -0
Hey most men would have just stopped giving the guy money for blow. Not helping out a friend is not an option for Ray; either he gives Todd money for the drug or he pays for our Squirrel friend's rehab.
Hey most men would have just stopped giving the guy money for blow. Not helping out a friend is not an option for Ray; either he gives Todd money for the drug or he pays for our Squirrel friend's rehab.
jezebel
+0 -0
Especially considering the fact that they don't have curbside wheelchair pick-up service at discount rehab.
Especially considering the fact that they don't have curbside wheelchair pick-up service at discount rehab.
mountaindewtab
+2 -0
thats how i would drop ANYBODY off at a rehab clinic. my own (unborn as of yet) children included
thats how i would drop ANYBODY off at a rehab clinic. my own (unborn as of yet) children included
buttermoths
+1 -0
Todd looks like a Roseanne in a bucket.
Todd looks like a Roseanne in a bucket.
chuchurocket
+1 -0
i never want to encounter the bucket in which rosanne would fit.
i never want to encounter the bucket in which rosanne would fit.
buttermoths
+1 -0
No no. Not THE Roseanne; A Roseanne.
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052006 (I do not dare to even attempt BB Code)
Last panel.
No no. Not THE Roseanne; A Roseanne.
https://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052006 (I do not dare to even attempt BB Code)
Last panel.
buttermoths
+0 -0
...though there IS probably a photoshopped (or is it?)image out there somewhere of a naked Roseanne in a bucket, with the caption "I HAZ A BUKKIT", for those who dare to look.
...though there IS probably a photoshopped (or is it?)image out there somewhere of a naked Roseanne in a bucket, with the caption "I HAZ A BUKKIT", for those who dare to look.
heccibiggs
+3 -0
Why, are you afraid of really big buckets or something?
Why, are you afraid of really big buckets or something?
corpsey
+0 -0
I'm 21 and I can only handle 3-4 Hammer Times an hour, tops. I dread to think how hard it would be for a 50 year old bear.
I'm 21 and I can only handle 3-4 Hammer Times an hour, tops. I dread to think how hard it would be for a 50 year old bear.
drago25
+0 -0
Travelling to rehab on the Colonel Express only way to go
Travelling to rehab on the Colonel Express only way to go
scorpio_nadir
+1 -0
Will that be Original Rehab or Extra Crispy?
Will that be Original Rehab or Extra Crispy?
cracker
+0 -0
I've read this one over a few times and looked at Ray's blog for August 2005 and I haven't figured out who Ray is talking to. Am I missing something or is it meant to be a Mystery?
I've read this one over a few times and looked at Ray's blog for August 2005 and I haven't figured out who Ray is talking to. Am I missing something or is it meant to be a Mystery?
direhaggis
+1 -0
That is a stone cold and utterly appropriate rehab experience. Why can't the Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohans of the world be shoved into giant Kentucky Fried Chicken buckets and thrown out of SUV's?
That is a stone cold and utterly appropriate rehab experience. Why can't the Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohans of the world be shoved into giant Kentucky Fried Chicken buckets and thrown out of SUV's?
pogo
+0 -0
This is the kind of rehad drop-off Britney should get next time.
This is the kind of rehad drop-off Britney should get next time.
pogo
+0 -0
And "rehab," too!
And "rehab," too!
tripperday
+0 -0
Know what I need?
KFC buckets containing drugged up squirrels.
Know what I need?
KFC buckets containing drugged up squirrels.
tekende
+1 -0
I heard some lady got one in her bucket a KFC a few years ago. She sued over it and got like a million dollars.
I heard some lady got one in her bucket a KFC a few years ago. She sued over it and got like a million dollars.
scorpio_nadir
+2 -0
She and Todd split the simoleons, 90/10. ( Todd's not too good with math)
It was a good grift.
She and Todd split the simoleons, 90/10. ( Todd's not too good with math)
It was a good grift.
spicyponyhead
+0 -1
This is the saddest thing.
This is the saddest thing.
roastbeefd
+0 -0
It looks like Rolf Harris on the KFC bucket.
It looks like Rolf Harris on the KFC bucket.
Hammer Time gets old when you're almost fifty. But it is still in fact Hammer Time, and Todd is simply 2 Legit 2 Quit.
Do you still remember how to do the "2 Legit 2 Quit" hand motions because I do.
This should be the alt text.
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At times I ponder how good you are at commenting.
Pfft, hardly. My lame/chubby ratio is far outstripped by your own. 0.1094 vs 0.0171 -- I'm an order of magnitude more lame.