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Pat is mad with Ray Wednesday, February 27, 2002 • read strip Viewing 37 comments:

Teodor looks like he's getting hit with a gust of wind.

A gust of wince was my take. He's throwing up a bit in his mouth too.

Actually looking at the strip, it looks like the only way that would be possible is if Ray farted out his nipples.

...why?

Or a gust of unimaginably inappropriate. Either way, hilarious.

All of us sometimes need to make that call to apologize for things we have said.

I'm sorry I stoned your sister-in-law.

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YOU ARE A FAT LITTLE DOG

First time I read this I read it as 'Hey man, it's Ray. I'm sorry that I boned your brother-in-law.' Teodor's wince made much more sense.

Ahahahhaaha, thanks, now I'm gonna go right on ahead and pretend it does say that.

Hey, I think I thought that too...

I as well.

Straight and to the point.

I think Pat was especially pissed off because of his insecurities regarding homosexuality.

I think Onstad hadn't even thought of that arc yet.

Yeah, I think they implied the curse just magically made him gay one day, no prior effort on his part.

Gay Love is fairly magical. I suppose.

They ain't called fairies for nothing!

Alt text: "Pat didn't like what Ray said. Ray was bent on Ketel One. Now he has to apologize."

I think this strip goes back in time and makes the previous one even funnier, while being a brilliant laugh on its own terms.

I really feel Ray on this. I often make statements so off-color that they warrant the next-day apology to avoid it becoming a thing.

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You sound like kind of a dick.

This was before or after Pat became gay?

Before. I'm just curious about this sister. Is she an asshole too?

No, she's a cunt.

in reality, he's not sorry at all.

always with the ketel one...

And to think that Pat was heretofore considered to be one of the dirtiest dudes in town. For shame.

When I sqeeze a Martini glass by the stem it usually shatters. Teodor knows this too, and puts all the effort into closing his eyes harder instead.

i think $600 would be a good apology

I mean, it's an apology, but it's no six hundo apology.

This seems more like the Pat we know and hate in the present day. Is this the earliest instance of his ultimate personality?

I think pat boned the brother in law and got all kinds of jealous.

it's the call nobody wants to make.

Gosh is Ray's stance gross... I like how the only body part that moves throughout the strip is his right arm. Transition from panel 3 to panel 4 is particularly hilarious...

teodor's expression, it's like Ray's bad apologising skills are creating a shockwave...