centipede_damascus
+0 -0
It is a crime to spill all that fine whiskey.
It is a crime to spill all that fine whiskey.
hellofyellin
+68 -0
Todd's Acorn Whiskey is not fine whiskey. It is what you pour on a wound before you pull the musket-ball out with a length of a deer's antler.
Todd's Acorn Whiskey is not fine whiskey. It is what you pour on a wound before you pull the musket-ball out with a length of a deer's antler.
jlynes
+0 -0
That is hell of picturesque. I salute you, sir.
That is hell of picturesque. I salute you, sir.
ford
+0 -0
This comic just inspired me to line up the last two shots of my Saint Patty's bottle of Jameson. And now, to bed.
This comic just inspired me to line up the last two shots of my Saint Patty's bottle of Jameson. And now, to bed.
bron
+1 -0
It has an acquired taste.
It has an acquired taste.
abe
+6 -0
To have your slant on is a virtue.
To have your slant on is a virtue.
spinynorman
+34 -0
To quote Klaus Kinski - "Never judge a man by his virtues. Virtues can be faked. Judge him only by his vices, for vices are his needs."
If you understand Todd needs to be on the slant 24/7 then you Understand Todd.
To quote Klaus Kinski - "Never judge a man by his virtues. Virtues can be faked. Judge him only by his vices, for vices are his needs."
If you understand Todd needs to be on the slant 24/7 then you Understand Todd.
jonmw
+0 -1
That is extremely deep. I'll be changing my signature on at least one forum that I frequent.
That is extremely deep. I'll be changing my signature on at least one forum that I frequent.
ambala
+5 -1
Don't be awesome this holiday season.
Don't be awesome this holiday season.
jrpigman
+7 -2
Achewood does not condone the totally awesome crime of intoxicated driving.
Achewood does not condone the totally awesome crime of intoxicated driving.
f1shst1ck
+0 -0
A musical achewood
A musical achewood
deancain29
+0 -0
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A comment left by deancain29 was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by mystkmanat, cailetshadow, miaou, Darthemed)
jsb
+1 -0
It is clearly ridiculous to ask Todd if he has been drinking. Of course he has been drinking. You know how he feels about drinking, damn it!
It is clearly ridiculous to ask Todd if he has been drinking. Of course he has been drinking. You know how he feels about drinking, damn it!
sargasm
+21 -0
Lie Bot leaves almost immediately. He has better things to do.
Lie Bot leaves almost immediately. He has better things to do.
snowman
+0 -0
Ha, that's great! I did not notice that until you pointed it out. Changing to 5.
Ha, that's great! I did not notice that until you pointed it out. Changing to 5.
kelsotimebomb
+0 -0
He's obviously gone out to get awesome. None of this public-service-announcement bullshit for him, nope.
He's obviously gone out to get awesome. None of this public-service-announcement bullshit for him, nope.
spectre
+0 -0
Lessee, I got two kindsa boze left in the house, Achewood and acorn whiskey . . . what's your pleasure?
Lessee, I got two kindsa boze left in the house, Achewood and acorn whiskey . . . what's your pleasure?
godfatherofsouls
+1 -0
looks like Lyle's trying to flee that chorus line
looks like Lyle's trying to flee that chorus line
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
he's closeted. that's why he's a Hole man and why he rigged Philippe's cart's horn to HERE COMES A HUGE FAG
he's closeted. that's why he's a Hole man and why he rigged Philippe's cart's horn to HERE COMES A HUGE FAG
godfatherofsouls
+0 -0
Yeah, I think Lyle's been down enough roads of debauchery that pleasure's just pleasure regardless of what the thing jumpin yer junk looks like. It's admirable, that level of laid-backedness.
Yeah, I think Lyle's been down enough roads of debauchery that pleasure's just pleasure regardless of what the thing jumpin yer junk looks like. It's admirable, that level of laid-backedness.
deusoma
+2 -0
I think that's the first full-body shot of Cornelius there. And it's hilarious.
I think that's the first full-body shot of Cornelius there. And it's hilarious.
jamb23
+0 -0
Those dressing gowns don't leave much room for a chorus-line kick.
Those dressing gowns don't leave much room for a chorus-line kick.
ushiewhispaz
+0 -0
Todd should have been drinking Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor . It's 99% alcohol and that's per volume.
Todd should have been drinking Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor . It's 99% alcohol and that's per volume.
qeramah
+0 -0
Because knowing is half the battle.
Because knowing is half the battle.
laserblade
+1 -0
Cornelius appears to be wearing a Technicolor dreamcoat in the last panel.
Cornelius appears to be wearing a Technicolor dreamcoat in the last panel.
em2
+1 -0
I see this:
[IMGS OFF]
I see this:
[IMGS OFF]
foetus_punch
+1 -0
I have tried to sing this, and it never comes out well. I would like to know what tune Chris Onstad had in mind.
I have tried to sing this, and it never comes out well. I would like to know what tune Chris Onstad had in mind.
schleey
+0 -0
pfft!
pfft!
chachibenji
+1 -0
I love how Mr. Bears dance just seems to be something of a slight lean.
I love how Mr. Bears dance just seems to be something of a slight lean.
biznart
+0 -0
Todd thinks it is rad to get a DUI. He probably also thinks it is rad to change a family's life forever.
Todd thinks it is rad to get a DUI. He probably also thinks it is rad to change a family's life forever.
tekende
+0 -1
Drink and drive all you want next holiday season, though.
Drink and drive all you want next holiday season, though.
goro
+0 -1
Guys, the message is quite clear.
Drinkin' is awesome!
Guys, the message is quite clear.
Drinkin' is awesome!
zapatos
+0 -0
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
tom-ba
+1 -0
I love Todd's little intoxication bubbles. They are sooo cute.
I love Todd's little intoxication bubbles. They are sooo cute.
echidnaboy
+2 -0
"Well, he ain't really my buddy, but he has a TV. An' I wasn't really gonna trade it for my whiskey, I was gonna steal it. An' then I was gonna watch TV an' drink whiskey."
"Well, he ain't really my buddy, but he has a TV. An' I wasn't really gonna trade it for my whiskey, I was gonna steal it. An' then I was gonna watch TV an' drink whiskey."
A very special Achewood.
The very first slant reference
Emphasis on "special.