thereminhero
+1 -0
Punky CObern??
Punky CObern??
overmedicated
+26 -0
Rufus Trunk. I think I have it wrapped, ladies.
Rufus Trunk. I think I have it wrapped, ladies.
chaesar
+2 -0
Ginger Sheffield, which is bad for me cause I am not a lady.
Ginger Sheffield, which is bad for me cause I am not a lady.
nighttoad
+2 -0
Ginger Chambers, which is good for me cause i am a lady.
Ginger Chambers, which is good for me cause i am a lady.
tommycrashwreck
+3 -0
Princess Ashton... the man.
Princess Ashton... the man.
daidai
+0 -0
Carla Houston.
I'd have to change that to "Carlo".
Once I did I'd have to fight off the porn offers.
Carla Houston.
I'd have to change that to "Carlo".
Once I did I'd have to fight off the porn offers.
androo
+0 -0
Ginger Cynthia, which is bad for me because I'm a guy.
Ginger Cynthia, which is bad for me because I'm a guy.
gmm
+0 -0
I think I would be in a movie with you because I am "Annie Hawthorn" and am also not a lady.
I think I would be in a movie with you because I am "Annie Hawthorn" and am also not a lady.
philophobe
+0 -0
Don't know, man.
You're looking at Roscoe Hardwood. No joke.
Don't know, man.
You're looking at Roscoe Hardwood. No joke.
knuckleheadbabylon
+29 -0
Samson Kennelworth is here with a steaming hot pizza.
Samson Kennelworth is here with a steaming hot pizza.
catachresis
+5 -1
Pharaoh Kellett.
Yes, I do win.
Pharaoh Kellett.
Yes, I do win.
splifftastic
+3 -0
I'd be Pharoah Magoun. Was your pet a Siamese Cat?
I'd be Pharoah Magoun. Was your pet a Siamese Cat?
catachresis
+2 -0
A cat, but Scratch-happy-incontinent-and-retarded instead of Siamese.
A cat, but Scratch-happy-incontinent-and-retarded instead of Siamese.
gormster
+2 -0
But a purebred scratch-happy-incontinent-and-retarded? Those are really hard to find.
But a purebred scratch-happy-incontinent-and-retarded? Those are really hard to find.
kazad
+14 -0
Sherman Beamguard. I think I'd have to grow a pretty wicked mustache before I used that on stage.
Sherman Beamguard. I think I'd have to grow a pretty wicked mustache before I used that on stage.
agika
+0 -0
A comment left by agika was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by cavebaby, extortshorties, _cheesekayke, Vladimir, nutmeg)
A comment left by agika was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by cavebaby, extortshorties, _cheesekayke, Vladimir, nutmeg)
tronwell
+2 -0
or THE PREMIER scottish gymnastics referee. it would still be pretty crucial to have the 'wicked mustache'.
or THE PREMIER scottish gymnastics referee. it would still be pretty crucial to have the 'wicked mustache'.
anomalous3
+3 -0
I want one of those beards that's long enough to put it in two braids. Everyone knows that makes you immortal
I want one of those beards that's long enough to put it in two braids. Everyone knows that makes you immortal
mattbeetee
+0 -0
I'm Oscar Barcelo, nice to meet you.
I'm Oscar Barcelo, nice to meet you.
deimosrising
+1 -0
Ernie Springfield. I kind of like it and I'm not sure why.
Ernie Springfield. I kind of like it and I'm not sure why.
arcibi
+2 -0
Bandit Jonestand
I rather like mine
Bandit Jonestand
I rather like mine
alejandroadam
+6 -0
Pinkie Wood, not a bad one. imo. but the idea is that you lie. at least that is what I get from this.
Pinkie Wood, not a bad one. imo. but the idea is that you lie. at least that is what I get from this.
stella
+2 -0
"Pat Edendorfer" doesn't sound anything like porn..
"Pat Edendorfer" doesn't sound anything like porn..
turnabout
+0 -0
Neither does Johnny Hildreth.
Neither does Johnny Hildreth.
agika
+52 -0
You sound like the guy who would be at the door to install someone's cable...and then you'd actually install their cable.
You sound like the guy who would be at the door to install someone's cable...and then you'd actually install their cable.
red_rooster
+13 -0
Bilbo Ashby.
maybe it'd be hot in Hobbiton?
Bilbo Ashby.
maybe it'd be hot in Hobbiton?
sexualhomeboy
+4 -0
Perfect for midget porn.
Perfect for midget porn.
dropkickpikachu
+9 -0
Sneakers Falcon. Haha. I'd have to have some sort of hi-tops gimmick or something.
Sneakers Falcon. Haha. I'd have to have some sort of hi-tops gimmick or something.
saint
+5 -0
Bear Breckenridge...bonus points for alliteration!
Bear Breckenridge...bonus points for alliteration!
excusemesenator
+2 -0
JJ Juniper
JJ Juniper
tombsgrave
+3 -1
Alliterlicious!
Alliterlicious!
delzhand
+4 -0
Fleetwood Main.
Didn't the alt text for this one insinuate that Beef was lying just to get a positive reaction? How come we can't see the alt text this way?
Fleetwood Main.
Didn't the alt text for this one insinuate that Beef was lying just to get a positive reaction? How come we can't see the alt text this way?
delzhand
+17 -0
Yeah, here it is:
"It was actually Goldfish #1A Loomis Pines Trailer Court Sani-Hookup 12"
Yeah, here it is:
"It was actually Goldfish #1A Loomis Pines Trailer Court Sani-Hookup 12"
epicurus
+1 -0
I think the implication is that Beef does not remember or count those two entries, since I assume Goldfish was just an unnamed goldfish and "#1A Loomis Pines..." was not a valid option for the game.
But maybe he is lying. Oh Roast Beef, how could you.
I think the implication is that Beef does not remember or count those two entries, since I assume Goldfish was just an unnamed goldfish and "#1A Loomis Pines..." was not a valid option for the game.
But maybe he is lying. Oh Roast Beef, how could you.
hellofyellin
+9 -0
Even if he is lying, that expression of unadulterated joy and acceptance warms the damn cockles, man.
Go Beef.
Even if he is lying, that expression of unadulterated joy and acceptance warms the damn cockles, man.
Go Beef.
ralgnar
+11 -0
I thought the implication was he was lying for the reaction. In reality, he's such a nerd he named his first pet goldfish #1A. He's also so poor he lived in a trailer at Loomis Pines Trailer Court Sani-Hookup 12.
Incidentally, mine would be Terror 116th Street, but obviously I would go by Terror CXVI
I thought the implication was he was lying for the reaction. In reality, he's such a nerd he named his first pet goldfish #1A. He's also so poor he lived in a trailer at Loomis Pines Trailer Court Sani-Hookup 12.
Incidentally, mine would be Terror 116th Street, but obviously I would go by Terror CXVI
lereya
+2 -1
Terror CXVI - I don't know how I feel about this, but it's a good feeling.
Terror CXVI - I don't know how I feel about this, but it's a good feeling.
sexualhomeboy
+4 -0
Terror I through about XXV were pretty good. The rest were just gravy training on the name.
Terror I through about XXV were pretty good. The rest were just gravy training on the name.
clockworkorange
+1 -1
I thought it meant that it was Goldfish #1A. Roast Beef is the type of guy to assign numbers to pets instead of giving them names.
I thought it meant that it was Goldfish #1A. Roast Beef is the type of guy to assign numbers to pets instead of giving them names.
mightymeliel
+0 -0
I thought it would suit Roast Beef to have a pet named such as goldfish #1A, followed by goldfish #1B and the likes
I thought it would suit Roast Beef to have a pet named such as goldfish #1A, followed by goldfish #1B and the likes
ibetso
+1 -0
We have quite similar porno-surnames. Mine is Rusty Mayne (pronounced the same).
We have quite similar porno-surnames. Mine is Rusty Mayne (pronounced the same).
fallow_fields
+0 -0
Rusty Mayne?
I sure hope you're a redhead...
Rusty Mayne?
I sure hope you're a redhead...
ibetso
+0 -0
Not by birth, but yes, I am.
Not by birth, but yes, I am.
anomalous3
+6 -0
Cosmic chicory. The worst porn star name ever.
Ironically, my real first name is Ramuel, which is pretty close to the perfect porn star name.
Cosmic chicory. The worst porn star name ever.
Ironically, my real first name is Ramuel, which is pretty close to the perfect porn star name.
twohundredninety
+9 -0
Holy crap. No, I think "Cosmic Chicory" is actually pretty much the best name for anything ever.
Holy crap. No, I think "Cosmic Chicory" is actually pretty much the best name for anything ever.
gormster
+3 -0
No dude, my first pet was named "Holly" (I AM A DUDE) and I have for all my life lived on Woorarra Avenue.
That is the worst pornstar name. I won't even say it. Most people can't pronounce it.
No dude, my first pet was named "Holly" (I AM A DUDE) and I have for all my life lived on Woorarra Avenue.
That is the worst pornstar name. I won't even say it. Most people can't pronounce it.
thesyndicate88
+1 -0
Horry Woorarra. Damnit!
Horry Woorarra. Damnit!
dickie_roxx
+0 -0
"Holly Woorarra is... The Rural Juror !"
And Cosmic Chicory sounds like a coffee shop I never want to go into.
"Holly Woorarra is... The Rural Juror !"
And Cosmic Chicory sounds like a coffee shop I never want to go into.
lrosetw8
+1 -0
No, that would actually be really good for like a porno in space!
"Delivery for Judy Jetson...."
No, that would actually be really good for like a porno in space!
"Delivery for Judy Jetson...."
notself
+14 -0
A smiling Beef melts my heart.
A smiling Beef melts my heart.
kamet
+2 -0
Would that I could chubby this into infinity.
Would that I could chubby this into infinity.
afkpuz
+1 -0
Martin Windsor.
High-class porn right there. I'd have a Bently gimmick, I think.
Martin Windsor.
High-class porn right there. I'd have a Bently gimmick, I think.
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
Right-o. mine's Gladys Standley. Doesn't that just scream smokin' hot?
Right-o. mine's Gladys Standley. Doesn't that just scream smokin' hot?
hexjumper
+41 -0
Gunner Gentle.
Gunner Gentle.
agika
+5 -0
You win
You win
sargasm
+6 -0
Elvis Juniper.
When I have children, I will make sure to live on a street that yields a good porn star name, no matter what.
Elvis Juniper.
When I have children, I will make sure to live on a street that yields a good porn star name, no matter what.
i_love_kate
+2 -0
I think you have a weird idea of what it means to be a parent.
I think you have a weird idea of what it means to be a parent.
centipede_damascus
+0 -0
Max Hennig. Not so cool here.
Max Hennig. Not so cool here.
qingofchina
+4 -0
Mine is Lilac Devil...
Mine is Lilac Devil...
sherwood
+9 -0
My word, Mine is Jasper Purgatory.
I can't imagine how few copies my movies would sell, and I don't care to imagine who would buy those few. Suffice it to say, it's weird to live on a street called purgatory when you're eight.
My word, Mine is Jasper Purgatory.
I can't imagine how few copies my movies would sell, and I don't care to imagine who would buy those few. Suffice it to say, it's weird to live on a street called purgatory when you're eight.
epicurus
+12 -0
I picture some sort of ultra-secret southern baptist porn, where Jasper Purgatory is a kindly old southern Gent with a long white moustache and a gentle manner about him who just happens to walk in a lot of pillow-fights and nude bible study sessions.
I picture some sort of ultra-secret southern baptist porn, where Jasper Purgatory is a kindly old southern Gent with a long white moustache and a gentle manner about him who just happens to walk in a lot of pillow-fights and nude bible study sessions.
gormster
+0 -0
What the hell, you lived on a street called "Purgatory"? Where was it?
What the hell, you lived on a street called "Purgatory"? Where was it?
featurelessvoid
+11 -0
About three blocks north of Hell
About three blocks north of Hell
sherwood
+0 -0
Colorado Springs, CO. Incidentally, it's about 2 miles from the headquarters of Focus on the Family.
Colorado Springs, CO. Incidentally, it's about 2 miles from the headquarters of Focus on the Family.
aelindil
+0 -0
My condolences. I grew up on that company's material.
My condolences. I grew up on that company's material.
psykeres
+2 -0
Shadow Bohna Park. If only I could cut off the last word.
Shadow Bohna Park. If only I could cut off the last word.
senseihollywood
+23 -0
mine sounds like a fucking related injury:
Hammy Tanglewood
mine sounds like a fucking related injury:
Hammy Tanglewood
jamers
+8 -0
I think I got a hammy tanglewood from running once.
I think I got a hammy tanglewood from running once.
caduceo
+1 -1
nobody wants their wood tangled
nobody wants their wood tangled
boredom_man
+1 -0
Mine's Fluffy Idlewood. Someone would be turned on by that, I'm sure.
Mine's Fluffy Idlewood. Someone would be turned on by that, I'm sure.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Not a great name for a porn star, but I can't think of a single better one for a fluffer.
Not a great name for a porn star, but I can't think of a single better one for a fluffer.
wharfrat
+0 -0
Lance Holmes, oh yah
Lance Holmes, oh yah
rizzle
+3 -0
Figgy Mondego =/
Figgy Mondego =/
jstegall
+7 -0
Princess Leftwich... so apparently, I'm in gay porn... and I'm a bottom.
Princess Leftwich... so apparently, I'm in gay porn... and I'm a bottom.
dans
+0 -1
Mine is Charlie West.
Mine is Charlie West.
natashamarie
+6 -0
Lucky Lovelace
Lucky Lovelace
boredom_man
+0 -0
Oh, you extraordinarily improbable tourist, I am smitten with your various associations. Smitten! Lie to me, I promise I'll believe; lie to me, but please don't leave...
Oh, you extraordinarily improbable tourist, I am smitten with your various associations. Smitten! Lie to me, I promise I'll believe; lie to me, but please don't leave...
thommy_h
+0 -0
Spike Aston
Spike Aston
luckyg
+1 -0
Harley Railway.
Harley Railway.
dropkickpikachu
+0 -0
Nice.
Nice.
equinn2006
+1 -0
Kerry Evergreen? A good one if I were of the female persuasion.
Kerry Evergreen? A good one if I were of the female persuasion.
jujubeesforjesus
+0 -0
Jeanetta Kendall. But sadly, a dude.
Jeanetta Kendall. But sadly, a dude.
fidget
+1 -0
Princess Leia Jonan...maybe if you dropped the "princess" part. But that was her name!
Princess Leia Jonan...maybe if you dropped the "princess" part. But that was her name!
everything_is_a_hat
+0 -0
Muffy Ulysses .... ::sigh:: if I only lived on Marcy st. I could have been Muffy Marcy
Muffy Ulysses .... ::sigh:: if I only lived on Marcy st. I could have been Muffy Marcy
jbrowning82
+0 -0
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whuppins
+2 -1
Mr. Bear.
Mr. Bear.
nessotron
+1 -0
Lucky Wilber. I picture myself as a porn character, very similar in persona to Ray. Rich, crude, and ultimately, all kinds of rad.
Lucky Wilber. I picture myself as a porn character, very similar in persona to Ray. Rich, crude, and ultimately, all kinds of rad.
senseihollywood
+140 -0
I thought you already were a porn character:
I thought you already were a porn character:
nessotron
+25 -0
Oh man you could not have come up with a better reply, seriously, that was beyond chubby, that was like seam bursting.
Oh man you could not have come up with a better reply, seriously, that was beyond chubby, that was like seam bursting.
senseihollywood
+3 -0
well, here's one for being a good sport
well, here's one for being a good sport
cmarshal
+0 -0
that is insane
that is insane
ford
+0 -0
ITS ALL CHI-
No, goddammit i have to break the cycle.
ITS ALL CHI-
No, goddammit i have to break the cycle.
nessotron
+0 -0
Sorry for the double post, but my friend reveals his porn star name is Gregory Green-ham. Mock it as you please.
Sorry for the double post, but my friend reveals his porn star name is Gregory Green-ham. Mock it as you please.
stagger_lee
+2 -0
Merlin Fünfunddreissig
Merlin Fünfunddreissig
craigola
+0 -0
Butchie Garland. I've been called worse.
Butchie Garland. I've been called worse.
dickie_roxx
+0 -0
You have got the best pornstar name for a chick! If she was gay, I mean. Please take this in the lighthearted spirit in which it is meant. I think it's awesome.
You have got the best pornstar name for a chick! If she was gay, I mean. Please take this in the lighthearted spirit in which it is meant. I think it's awesome.
tombsgrave
+1 -0
Blackie Norvelle.
Blackie Norvelle.
thesyndicate88
+1 -0
Porn in Blackface.
Porn in Blackface.
nurdbot
+1 -0
Scoff Dean.
Also, poor Mr Bear. I expect the game ended after that and he never got his turn.
Scoff Dean.
Also, poor Mr Bear. I expect the game ended after that and he never got his turn.
dougthehead
+2 -0
Too many of my pets are female, and too many of my streets names. And then there's the newt I named "Little Dude." I don't have a future in porn.
Too many of my pets are female, and too many of my streets names. And then there's the newt I named "Little Dude." I don't have a future in porn.
lateadopter
+3 -0
Tubby Old Chester. I could get work with Rod Huggins, maybe. (I didn't get them backwards; it was Old Chester Road.)
I had to look up my home town just now because I was so young when we moved. We went to Gillette Castle when I was really little, and I thought it was so far away. Turns out it was across the river, about five miles down the road.
Tubby Old Chester. I could get work with Rod Huggins, maybe. (I didn't get them backwards; it was Old Chester Road.)
I had to look up my home town just now because I was so young when we moved. We went to Gillette Castle when I was really little, and I thought it was so far away. Turns out it was across the river, about five miles down the road.
1000hz
+18 -0
I have a sneaking suspicion that the whole "pornstar name" thing was just a very genius phishing attempt to get answers to people's Secret Question when they make an account somewhere.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the whole "pornstar name" thing was just a very genius phishing attempt to get answers to people's Secret Question when they make an account somewhere.
scrumpton
+15 -0
Oh dear.
"Floppy Belfast"
Oh dear.
"Floppy Belfast"
gormster
+0 -0
Oh my god, I would so rent a video with Floppy Belfast in it.
Oh my god, I would so rent a video with Floppy Belfast in it.
mystkmanat
+2 -0
You could probably learn how to weep the weepy weep way.
You could probably learn how to weep the weepy weep way.
antsama
+0 -0
Elwood Ranch
Elwood Ranch
odei
+0 -0
Fluffy Weldon.
It means nothing! Nothing!
Fluffy Weldon.
It means nothing! Nothing!
sstralka
+5 -0
Frisky Lark.
Frisky Lark.
cdawg116
+1 -0
Mosby Georgetown sounds like pretty much the classiest manwhore around, i'd like to think he'd alight on the set from a horse-drawn carriage wearing only a monocle and a knowing smile
Mosby Georgetown sounds like pretty much the classiest manwhore around, i'd like to think he'd alight on the set from a horse-drawn carriage wearing only a monocle and a knowing smile
stayawaystars
+1 -0
Hobo Rothschild...I think I might have to resort to our second pet, Tiger Lily.
Hobo Rothschild...I think I might have to resort to our second pet, Tiger Lily.
theloneliestmonkey
+12 -0
Hobo Gunderson. sounds like I'm 65 year old bum with things stuck in my beard.
Hobo Gunderson. sounds like I'm 65 year old bum with things stuck in my beard.
editrix
+3 -0
Smokey Brookview, a brunette with uneven implants and a voice roughened by Marlboro Lights.
Smokey Brookview, a brunette with uneven implants and a voice roughened by Marlboro Lights.
eric
+0 -0
Oddly enough, mine is smokey püchler.
Oddly enough, mine is smokey püchler.
imitationcrab
+4 -0
Lucky Thirteen-- if I go with my first favorite stuffed animal cat
Lucky Thirteen-- if I go with my first favorite stuffed animal cat
darkwaffle
+1 -0
Bergan Shatzer. Give it time.
Bergan Shatzer. Give it time.
princelumber
+0 -0
A comment left by princelumber was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, achewoodno1fan, RaysDangNachos, fell, daniel-killen, goocifer, Red_Dawn, scrumpton, Connellingus, Magb, rmango)
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closefriend
+2 -0
Your porn name is "Building Supplies & Hardware?"
Your porn name is "Building Supplies & Hardware?"
factorial
+0 -0
No, it's Prince Lumberco.
No, it's Prince Lumberco.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Logjammin'
Logjammin'
tenshanhan
+0 -1
Spike Waverley. At least I don't have to use the name of our current pet... "Princess Glitter." It's my sister's cat, alright?!
Spike Waverley. At least I don't have to use the name of our current pet... "Princess Glitter." It's my sister's cat, alright?!
clembot
+0 -0
Darcy Rolfe
Darcy Rolfe
mrcool1122
+5 -0
I'm afraid I'm going to have to put everyone to shame with my genuine, 100% following-the-rules porno name: [b}Woody Sergeant[/b].
I'm afraid I'm going to have to put everyone to shame with my genuine, 100% following-the-rules porno name: [b}Woody Sergeant[/b].
clembot
+0 -1
nice
nice
deancain29
+2 -0
Tiger Stonehouse. seriously.
Tiger Stonehouse. seriously.
iseedeadpixels
+0 -0
Nice. Mine's Mitsy Aldridge, not good for a guy...
Nice. Mine's Mitsy Aldridge, not good for a guy...
achewoodno1fan
+0 -0
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madrin
+0 -0
Bill Brede. I think it's pretty good due to the alliteration and also as breed is a thing that pornstars do pretty regularly.
Bill Brede. I think it's pretty good due to the alliteration and also as breed is a thing that pornstars do pretty regularly.
skyliner
+2 -0
Gonzo Hilltop
Gonzo Hilltop
biztsar
+0 -1
smiling RB makes me sad - he smiles for such a small acknoledgment.
Charlie ROMAN.
(wearing a that frilly hat and cod piece. RECOGNIZE)
smiling RB makes me sad - he smiles for such a small acknoledgment.
Charlie ROMAN.
(wearing a that frilly hat and cod piece. RECOGNIZE)
rawk5tar
+1 -0
Eddie Pasadena. Yeah buddy.
Eddie Pasadena. Yeah buddy.
daniel-killen
+1 -0
Snowball Alexandra...not good for a dude.
Snowball Alexandra...not good for a dude.
corbie
+0 -0
Mac Glenway. Hells yes.
Mac Glenway. Hells yes.
corbie
+0 -0
And late to the party.
And late to the party.
bazookaradio
+2 -0
Spunky 22nd Street East
Damn that's hot
Spunky 22nd Street East
Damn that's hot
rosie
+0 -0
Teela East 112th Street.
Teela East 112th Street.
rogergs
+0 -0
Beef can only bluff like that in the dark.
Beef can only bluff like that in the dark.
katsura
+0 -0
Delilah John.
Delilah John.
abc_heidi
+4 -0
Prawn Wood.
Prawn Wood.
nutmeg
+0 -0
Dusty East.
40 asian fetish porn
Dusty East.
40 asian fetish porn
nutmeg
+0 -0
*40 (plus) perhaps plusses do not show up?
*40 (plus) perhaps plusses do not show up?
smoothjimmyapollo
+0 -0
Toby Springdale
Toby Springdale
rabbi
+0 -0
Arnold Main.
Nobody will pay to watch a name like that
Arnold Main.
Nobody will pay to watch a name like that
omnidope
+0 -0
Bones Broadway
Bones Broadway
hikikomori
+0 -0
Pookie Fremont.. I really don't know.
Pookie Fremont.. I really don't know.
thomasedison
+0 -0
Max Dellwood
Max Dellwood
moolah
+0 -0
Ralph Gamban
Ralph Gamban
stickmanben
+0 -0
Heh, Duke Durham. Little bita class. Whole lotta sex
Heh, Duke Durham. Little bita class. Whole lotta sex
stickmanben
+0 -1
I must also add, that my first pet, a dog named duke, was also more affectionatly known as "big, black duke". But big black duke carrington is just, well, its just great.
I must also add, that my first pet, a dog named duke, was also more affectionatly known as "big, black duke". But big black duke carrington is just, well, its just great.
stickmanben
+0 -0
Sorry, Durham
Sorry, Durham
wildtoddler
+0 -0
"Milo Norwaldo"
"Milo Norwaldo"
kazad
+1 -0
Crazy Finnish inventor-themed porn, there.
Crazy Finnish inventor-themed porn, there.
patkun
+0 -0
Fourier Fullerton. Ladies, fear his sophisticated charm.
Fourier Fullerton. Ladies, fear his sophisticated charm.
natjo1986
+0 -0
Chico Chapman
Chico Chapman
charkie
+4 -0
Stud Inwood
I'm not so sure what kind of porn a guy with that name would star in, but I am sure I wouldn't want to ever see it.
Stud Inwood
I'm not so sure what kind of porn a guy with that name would star in, but I am sure I wouldn't want to ever see it.
shoinan
+0 -0
Merlot Glenburnie
Merlot Glenburnie
fineoakstructure
+2 -0
Tucker Bobby. But since I moved around a lot, an alternate would be my Hong Kong street address: Tucker Chung Hom Kok
Tucker Bobby. But since I moved around a lot, an alternate would be my Hong Kong street address: Tucker Chung Hom Kok
jstegall
+7 -0
You should shorten that second one to just Tucker Kok and be in transvestite porn.
You should shorten that second one to just Tucker Kok and be in transvestite porn.
babachewy
+1 -0
Tiger Spruce.
It suggests wood and virility without saying wood or virility.
Tiger Spruce.
It suggests wood and virility without saying wood or virility.
kynikos
+0 -0
Beowulf Campstone.
Awwww yeah.
Beowulf Campstone.
Awwww yeah.
paco
+1 -0
Ohh, seeing Beef happy . . :.)
Ohh, seeing Beef happy . . :.)
audhumla
+0 -0
Sunshine Dunlap is a horrible stripper name
Sunshine Dunlap is a horrible stripper name
vampilehunter
+0 -0
I'm Billy Thorndale...I like it.
I'm Billy Thorndale...I like it.
julia
+0 -0
Otis Front. Shit.
Otis Front. Shit.
byronic
+0 -0
Frijole Crestview.
I don't even want to know what kind of porn he'd do.
Frijole Crestview.
I don't even want to know what kind of porn he'd do.
katsura
+1 -0
SaniTaco porn?
SaniTaco porn?
eatmorekix
+0 -0
dirty sanchez
dirty sanchez
henrythecad
+0 -0
Zeff Thompson.
Zeff Thompson.
nbgreene
+0 -0
Ike Ruby
Ike Ruby
asbestos
+1 -0
Fonzie Rainbow.
When a black leather jacket just wasn't cutting it.
Fonzie Rainbow.
When a black leather jacket just wasn't cutting it.
persnicket
+1 -0
i grew up on eunuch ave and my first pet's name was weeping softly
i grew up on eunuch ave and my first pet's name was weeping softly
ethelthefrog
+0 -0
awesome.
awesome.
foea
+0 -0
I suspect something was lost in translation here.
I suspect something was lost in translation here.
spesimen
+0 -0
vincent catalpa.
vincent catalpa.
m1st3rbl4ck
+0 -0
Flash Prince.
ehehe... eh. that name invokes something but i dunno if porn is it
Flash Prince.
ehehe... eh. that name invokes something but i dunno if porn is it
m1st3rbl4ck
+0 -0
sigh. evokes, obviously *headdesk*
sigh. evokes, obviously *headdesk*
vladimir
+0 -0
No, you were right the first time.
No, you were right the first time.
solobuttons
+0 -0
Bon Apetit Rose or Fisher Rose
Yes, I had fish named Fisher and Bon Apetit.
Bon Apetit Rose or Fisher Rose
Yes, I had fish named Fisher and Bon Apetit.
breezelmaydel
+0 -0
Everyone has such good names! I'm Misty Fifth. Would be funnier if it was "Hazy," imo.
Everyone has such good names! I'm Misty Fifth. Would be funnier if it was "Hazy," imo.
ckiahtipes
+1 -0
Duke 540.....the sex robot?
Duke 540.....the sex robot?
crinklebat
+0 -0
Silky Tyler. I'd be in only the classiest of pr0n.
Silky Tyler. I'd be in only the classiest of pr0n.
le_chien_manquee
+0 -0
sandy brisbane. i think i'd struggle for work until i proved my ability, perhaps by putting in a few months as 'bukkake dude #34'. bukkake. heh
sandy brisbane. i think i'd struggle for work until i proved my ability, perhaps by putting in a few months as 'bukkake dude #34'. bukkake. heh
straw
+1 -0
Patches Stoneridge here to fix your roof but there is only a hammer on my toolbelt
Patches Stoneridge here to fix your roof but there is only a hammer on my toolbelt
dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately
+0 -0
A comment left by dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by featurelessvoid, PresterJohn, tessebatt)
A comment left by dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by featurelessvoid, PresterJohn, tessebatt)
dr_manflesh_desires_anal_play_immediately
+11 -0
just kidding, it's really "Commander Riker"
just kidding, it's really "Commander Riker"
nighttoad
+0 -0
i love you.
i love you.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Oh my God! You grew up on Ancient Fuck-Beast of the Blood-Ravaged Plains road?! Did you know a Mr. Andrews?
He raped my sister!
Oh my God! You grew up on Ancient Fuck-Beast of the Blood-Ravaged Plains road?! Did you know a Mr. Andrews?
He raped my sister!
i_love_kate
+3 -0
That was a really silly road for my sister to be walking down at night, to be frank.
That was a really silly road for my sister to be walking down at night, to be frank.
tetrisattack
+0 -0
Cocoa Merril
Not that bad
Although it would probably be better for a girl...
Cocoa Merril
Not that bad
Although it would probably be better for a girl...
molesticide
+0 -0
rogue hogback
rogue hogback
paperboy_2000
+7 -1
What if they had grown up to do porno?
Bart Simpson would be Snowball Evergreen
Bobby Brady would be Tiger Clinton
Eddie Munster would be Spot Mockingbird
What if they had grown up to do porno?
Bart Simpson would be Snowball Evergreen
Bobby Brady would be Tiger Clinton
Eddie Munster would be Spot Mockingbird
oishii
+0 -0
Lady Brown. Gross.
Lady Brown. Gross.
robstrong
+1 -0
Lady Plain. Boring.
Lady Plain. Boring.
steerpike66
+3 -0
Doggy Royale: not bad.
Doggy Royale: not bad.
darthemed
+0 -0
Casper Shade. I've never been able to objectively judge it, but looking at it now, it kind of sounds like I'd moonlight in Gothic porn.
Casper Shade. I've never been able to objectively judge it, but looking at it now, it kind of sounds like I'd moonlight in Gothic porn.
illgamesh
+1 -0
Pickles Ridgewood
Pickles Ridgewood
seanbad
+3 -0
Buck Rogers. No shit.
First dog was named Buck, and we lived on Rogers Drive.
Buck Rogers. No shit.
First dog was named Buck, and we lived on Rogers Drive.
thisdoggisproice
+0 -1
Jordan Chambers. That is so excellent.
Jordan Chambers. That is so excellent.
nighttoad
+1 -0
i'm Ginger Chambers. we should co-star. i'm not sure if we would be a married couple or an incestuous one.
i'm Ginger Chambers. we should co-star. i'm not sure if we would be a married couple or an incestuous one.
perilon
+0 -0
Wink Saint Roch
Wink Saint Roch
megananda
+0 -0
My porn name is Kitty Orlando. It is one of the things I'm most proud of in life.
My porn name is Kitty Orlando. It is one of the things I'm most proud of in life.
nighttoad
+0 -0
persnicket has the same profile picture as you, when i saw your comment i was going to reply with, "i KNEW you were lying before!" good thing i checked to make sure you were the same person.
persnicket has the same profile picture as you, when i saw your comment i was going to reply with, "i KNEW you were lying before!" good thing i checked to make sure you were the same person.
joeyramoney
+0 -0
A comment left by joeyramoney was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by FVVS, mr_lostman28, wittyname, _cheesekayke, Magb, Boredom_Man, sumisueme)
A comment left by joeyramoney was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by FVVS, mr_lostman28, wittyname, _cheesekayke, Magb, Boredom_Man, sumisueme)
fox
+0 -0
Dusty McQueen
Dusty McQueen
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Lemon party?
Lemon party?
homepie
+0 -0
Daisy Lucie.
I'm a dude.
Daisy Lucie.
I'm a dude.
chiquitabanana151
+0 -0
Bustopher Bruce... . .
Bustopher Bruce... . .
songbirdspectre
+0 -0
Goldie Ravine. Nasty.
Goldie Ravine. Nasty.
rotating-dog
+0 -0
Goldie Autumn!
Goldie Autumn!
songbirdspectre
+0 -0
oh my god. we are definitely related. or just uncreative. was it a fish?
oh my god. we are definitely related. or just uncreative. was it a fish?
rotating-dog
+0 -0
Yes! Perhaps an aqua porn gimmick? This probably opens avenues I don't care to explore.
Yes! Perhaps an aqua porn gimmick? This probably opens avenues I don't care to explore.
songbirdspectre
+0 -0
yeah, being related through porn names is a hideously scary idea. in any case, i shake your hand!
yeah, being related through porn names is a hideously scary idea. in any case, i shake your hand!
buffalobutt
+1 -0
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase sleeping with the fishes...
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase sleeping with the fishes...
evolume
+0 -0
"Hash 40th"
??
"Hash 40th"
??
lightupafatty
+0 -0
this is the worst one.
and in that way it is also the best.
this is the worst one.
and in that way it is also the best.
colinc
+0 -0
Heywood Hazard, bitches...
Heywood Hazard, bitches...
shoopuf
+0 -0
Saul Rising Ridge
pretty classy
Saul Rising Ridge
pretty classy
kkrusty
+0 -0
harlem jezebel...too bad i'm a guy or it might be a good one
harlem jezebel...too bad i'm a guy or it might be a good one
awko
+0 -0
Barney Taylor
Barney Taylor
count_clock
+0 -0
Mine is Jolly Phoenix
Mine is Jolly Phoenix
rhobe
+0 -0
Um...Rosco Paradise...
King me!
Um...Rosco Paradise...
King me!
joeyramoney
+0 -0
celia dewey.
celia dewey.
phthoggos
+0 -0
The first time I read this I felt so bad for Mr. Bear. Now I wouldn't dare to begrudge Beef this rare moment of joy.
The first time I read this I felt so bad for Mr. Bear. Now I wouldn't dare to begrudge Beef this rare moment of joy.
flangeon10
+0 -0
Alfie Sherwood.....aww yeah
Alfie Sherwood.....aww yeah
pitseleh
+0 -0
Sparky Shalimar. It has a certain zing to it, you know?
Sparky Shalimar. It has a certain zing to it, you know?
lereya
+2 -0
Nice.
Um, R.C. Shadyview? Man, fuck white people. We name our cats dumb names, and live on stupid streets.
Nice.
Um, R.C. Shadyview? Man, fuck white people. We name our cats dumb names, and live on stupid streets.
tttt
+0 -0
Beef in the last panel = 5
Beef in the last panel = 5
lunchbox
+0 -0
Elvis Irondale
Elvis Irondale
mufferz
+1 -0
tootsie roll front -_-
tootsie roll front -_-
untilyouaresonude
+0 -0
And the winner is...Muffin King.
Thank you folks, you all did very well, but I win.
And the winner is...Muffin King.
Thank you folks, you all did very well, but I win.
sweatpantsninja
+0 -0
Seymore Woodside
Seymore Woodside
bobodante
+0 -0
Pokie Charles. Right on.
Pokie Charles. Right on.
dezufnocosem
+0 -0
Toby Cavalry
Toby Cavalry
robobogle
+0 -0
Sunny Blankenheim
Sunny Blankenheim
mr_lostman28
+0 -0
Dixon Vera?
man me and my friends did this game with thie exact same rules and called it the Spy movie name game.
my best friend got Rex Adams...
most bad-ass spy name ever. another one got Boogy Lancashire (which kinda works in both)
Dixon Vera?
man me and my friends did this game with thie exact same rules and called it the Spy movie name game.
my best friend got Rex Adams...
most bad-ass spy name ever. another one got Boogy Lancashire (which kinda works in both)
captainpeepers
+1 -0
Obi-wan Voorhies.
Obi-wan Voorhies.
wittyname
+0 -0
Creepy.
Creepy.
ikrizzle
+0 -0
Winky Kirkham... and I just don't know how I feel about that
Winky Kirkham... and I just don't know how I feel about that
aperson
+1 -0
Leroy Hugecock
Leroy Hugecock
60teeth
+0 -0
Six-pack 75th.
That is a horrible name for a pornstar. And yes, my father named our cat six-pack.
Six-pack 75th.
That is a horrible name for a pornstar. And yes, my father named our cat six-pack.
aperson
+4 -0
How I miss that big old rickety house on Hugecock Avenue...
How I miss that big old rickety house on Hugecock Avenue...
captainpeepers
+2 -0
would make a kickin' name for a blues singer.
would make a kickin' name for a blues singer.
mrj428
+1 -0
Ginger Matterhorn
Ginger Matterhorn
goosey
+0 -0
Molly Sellincourt
I love this strip. On one hand I feel bad that Cornelius doesn't get his turn, but that smile on Beef's face makes my day.
Molly Sellincourt
I love this strip. On one hand I feel bad that Cornelius doesn't get his turn, but that smile on Beef's face makes my day.
cousinted
+0 -0
Benson Woodgrove.
Benson Woodgrove.
son_of_selleck
+0 -0
fizzy maylands. not bad if i were a female... incidentally it says i am a woman on my profile. any suggestions on how to change this?
fizzy maylands. not bad if i were a female... incidentally it says i am a woman on my profile. any suggestions on how to change this?
foea
+0 -0
Expensive surgery in Stockholm?
Expensive surgery in Stockholm?
badgerus
+0 -0
Hermie Danforth. Meh.
Hermie Danforth. Meh.
helloftubby
+1 -0
definitely short for hermaphrodite
definitely short for hermaphrodite
arbys
+0 -0
What, am I the only person who lived on a numbered street?
As far as I know, mine would be "Slinky 97th", which would be only half porny.
What, am I the only person who lived on a numbered street?
As far as I know, mine would be "Slinky 97th", which would be only half porny.
stormagnet
+0 -0
I always figured with numbered streets, it was acceptable to either move on to the next address you lived in until you hit a named street, or pick a named street from the closest intersection. If neither of those work, well, it's time to call a realtor. Your career is on the line!
I always figured with numbered streets, it was acceptable to either move on to the next address you lived in until you hit a named street, or pick a named street from the closest intersection. If neither of those work, well, it's time to call a realtor. Your career is on the line!
le_baron_noir
+0 -0
Yeah, this game was not made for New Yorkers. I still get a number when I move to the nearest cross street. I guess I could use the honorary-apology-to-black-people name of that street. Of course, there's still the fact that my first pet was a bitch.
Oh well.
Aretha The Honorable Percy E. Sutton
goddamnit
Yeah, this game was not made for New Yorkers. I still get a number when I move to the nearest cross street. I guess I could use the honorary-apology-to-black-people name of that street. Of course, there's still the fact that my first pet was a bitch.
Oh well.
Aretha The Honorable Percy E. Sutton
goddamnit
kamet
+0 -0
I would actually give that a 80-85% porn feasibility... 97 sounds kinda like a dirty number.. paired with the "Slinky"... Reow, I'm telling you.
I would actually give that a 80-85% porn feasibility... 97 sounds kinda like a dirty number.. paired with the "Slinky"... Reow, I'm telling you.
astro_zombie
+1 -0
Mine is Goldie Grahams.
If I were a female porn star living in the 70s, it would be perfect. But I am not those things.
Mine is Goldie Grahams.
If I were a female porn star living in the 70s, it would be perfect. But I am not those things.
kingsleymc
+0 -0
It sounds like a cereal box mascot's name.
It sounds like a cereal box mascot's name.
optimistprime
+1 -0
Inkie Longwood.
And I'm a little white girl.
Inkie Longwood.
And I'm a little white girl.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Named Virginia?
Named Virginia?
kingsleymc
+0 -0
Brandy Johnson
Wow. It's like magic. Also, look how happy Beef is. Magic.
Brandy Johnson
Wow. It's like magic. Also, look how happy Beef is. Magic.
small
+0 -0
Rosie Chapel. I sound like a ministers wife.
Rosie Chapel. I sound like a ministers wife.
mollybloom11
+0 -0
Holly Mayflower
Wow I sound like a character from little house on the prarie...
Holly Mayflower
Wow I sound like a character from little house on the prarie...
scribo
+0 -0
uhhh...mine is puddles arnaz....
uhhh...mine is puddles arnaz....
jlynes
+0 -0
Nicky Jackson.
Nicky Jackson.
oplem
+2 -0
Peter Northwood
Peter Northwood
jyuu
+0 -0
Holy crap, I think everyone commented on this one.
Mine is Tippie Munson, just to add to the pile.
Holy crap, I think everyone commented on this one.
Mine is Tippie Munson, just to add to the pile.
nyx
+0 -0
Nikki St. James.
I sound more like a character from Party Animals than a hard core porn star.
Nikki St. James.
I sound more like a character from Party Animals than a hard core porn star.
ttagxamm
+0 -0
You'll be either delighted or disappointed to learn that both Nikki and St James are pretty common porn star names. That is one Google image search which is Not Safe for Work, right there.
You'll be either delighted or disappointed to learn that both Nikki and St James are pretty common porn star names. That is one Google image search which is Not Safe for Work, right there.
ttagxamm
+1 -0
Oh, and mine would be Dog* Lucy. Guess I'd have to cater to very specific tastes.
*My first few pets were so mediocre I can't even remember their names, poor critters.
Oh, and mine would be Dog* Lucy. Guess I'd have to cater to very specific tastes.
*My first few pets were so mediocre I can't even remember their names, poor critters.
rotating-dog
+0 -0
Hahaha, Dog Lucy. Maybe accompanied by Cat Dave or Axolotl Andy??
Hahaha, Dog Lucy. Maybe accompanied by Cat Dave or Axolotl Andy??
anitrophaeron
+0 -0
Stryker Macungie Mountain. Not so bad if I could take out the first part of the street name, but it's essential for mail delivery....hehe
Stryker Macungie Mountain. Not so bad if I could take out the first part of the street name, but it's essential for mail delivery....hehe
deusoma
+1 -0
Ebony Rosemary. This'd be good except I'm
a) white as the driven snow
b) a male
Ebony Rosemary. This'd be good except I'm
a) white as the driven snow
b) a male
jawsh
+0 -0
Shiloh Penbrook
???
Shiloh Penbrook
???
afronaut
+6 -0
Hatred Cumguzzler.
I came from circumstances
Hatred Cumguzzler.
I came from circumstances
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Cumguzzler street? That is one circumstance.
Cumguzzler street? That is one circumstance.
wittyname
+1 -0
That is the best pet name ever.
That is the best pet name ever.
kobraski
+1 -0
er... cornflake montpelier...?!
er... cornflake montpelier...?!
ricnine
+0 -0
Bugsy Pleasant. Lovely.
Bugsy Pleasant. Lovely.
biacat
+1 -0
Mine is actually Bianca Catalpa, which is where my username comes from. I got really excited when I ran across this strip!
Mine is actually Bianca Catalpa, which is where my username comes from. I got really excited when I ran across this strip!
drskradley
+2 -0
Mine is Lucky Ferguson. I...I don't know what kind of porn that is. I sound like some kind of 19th Century London grifter or pickpocket. "Allo miss, I b'lieve you need yer chimney sweeped like the whore you are?
I have a friend who got Miss Kitty Somerville. He's not happy about that. My wife got Ginger Hudson - I am happy about that.
Another friend got...wait for it...Dynamite Davies. Wow. Stuntman porn.
Mine is Lucky Ferguson. I...I don't know what kind of porn that is. I sound like some kind of 19th Century London grifter or pickpocket. "Allo miss, I b'lieve you need yer chimney sweeped like the whore you are?
I have a friend who got Miss Kitty Somerville. He's not happy about that. My wife got Ginger Hudson - I am happy about that.
Another friend got...wait for it...Dynamite Davies. Wow. Stuntman porn.
euphemisms
+0 -0
lucky inkster. i believe that makes me one with teased white-blond hair and massive silicone breasts. 's pretty accurate.
lucky inkster. i believe that makes me one with teased white-blond hair and massive silicone breasts. 's pretty accurate.
dougtgraham
+0 -0
Buzby Madison
Buzby Madison
tristanhw
+0 -0
I don't remember the street I first lived on but my first pet was called fluffy bum, which has always made me not want to find out the name of the first street, if it was now though I would be Max Scarborough
I don't remember the street I first lived on but my first pet was called fluffy bum, which has always made me not want to find out the name of the first street, if it was now though I would be Max Scarborough
rachel
+0 -0
molly mt hawley
molly mt hawley
sharksarecoming
+0 -0
Mugsy Hooke.
Mugsy Hooke.
chuchurocket
+0 -0
roger linda. hm...this would be fantastic were i male.
roger linda. hm...this would be fantastic were i male.
wulvaine
+0 -0
That one doesn't seem to be able to make up its mind... It doesn't know what it wants to be.
That one doesn't seem to be able to make up its mind... It doesn't know what it wants to be.
honesttom
+0 -0
Pinky Charlotte. Hmm.
Pinky Charlotte. Hmm.
kreuzkopf
+1 -0
I read the strip like Beef was about to suffer a terrible blow from Mr. Cornelius, destroying his rare smile.
I read the strip like Beef was about to suffer a terrible blow from Mr. Cornelius, destroying his rare smile.
boheeka
+14 -0
Because we never decided on an official name for our short-lived hamster, I have to take my dog's name and my porno handle is...
Fudge Hunter.
Because we never decided on an official name for our short-lived hamster, I have to take my dog's name and my porno handle is...
Fudge Hunter.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Better than Dead Hamster Hunter, I guess.
Better than Dead Hamster Hunter, I guess.
flipper_the_dolphin_bitch
+0 -0
Jenny Boylston. :(
Jenny Boylston. :(
obvious
+0 -0
Molly Dewdrop. Too bad I'm a guy.
Molly Dewdrop. Too bad I'm a guy.
misterwolf
+1 -0
Min is Miss Kitty Sherbert. Which would be awesome.
If I were a girl.
Still, it is good to see Beef win.
Min is Miss Kitty Sherbert. Which would be awesome.
If I were a girl.
Still, it is good to see Beef win.
dueledge
+0 -0
J.C. Queens. Unfortunately that sounds rather like a gay pornstar name. Still not that bad thought I think.
J.C. Queens. Unfortunately that sounds rather like a gay pornstar name. Still not that bad thought I think.
rhymesforkids
+0 -0
Dynamite Carlson unggh
Dynamite Carlson unggh
bourbonsamurai
+0 -0
Lucky Executive.
If I went by second pet and second street I lived on, it'd be Pearl King Arthur.
Lucky Executive.
If I went by second pet and second street I lived on, it'd be Pearl King Arthur.
dasilodavi
+0 -1
Sam Cheyenne, though technically that was my brother's pet. It's better than Majin Neko Cheyenne anyway.
Sam Cheyenne, though technically that was my brother's pet. It's better than Majin Neko Cheyenne anyway.
sharksarecoming
+0 -0
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apocowarg
+1 -0
Frisky South Main. Not a very good name, I guess.
Frisky South Main. Not a very good name, I guess.
i_love_kate
+3 -0
I disagree. Perfect for a porn star. As long as you think for a while what "South main" might mean.
I disagree. Perfect for a porn star. As long as you think for a while what "South main" might mean.
absurdist
+2 -0
Shinanigans Grand
Shinanigans Grand
nsrdude
+0 -0
Jonesy Coleshill! My what a fun game.
Jonesy Coleshill! My what a fun game.
dersquirrel
+1 -0
Max 69. Sweet.
Max 69. Sweet.
gazzafizza06
+0 -0
never had a pet, so I'll go with the name of the first pet I ever petsat for.
That'd make me Hermione Alfreton. Not so rad.
never had a pet, so I'll go with the name of the first pet I ever petsat for.
That'd make me Hermione Alfreton. Not so rad.
hellofditties
+0 -0
I am sad for you.
I am sad for you.
satellitetv
+0 -0
Marigold Clay
Fuckin' Dumb!
Marigold Clay
Fuckin' Dumb!
thegrayhoodie
+0 -0
Wow. Beef finally SMILED. BTW, my porn name would be Asia Ashley. Too bad I'm a dude. :(
Wow. Beef finally SMILED. BTW, my porn name would be Asia Ashley. Too bad I'm a dude. :(
juanclaudius
+0 -0
Depending on how you look at it, I'd be either Frankie Aloha or Francis Roy. Neither really gets my love pumpin'.
Also if you aren't in love with Beef's face in the last panel you are a crap dude.
Depending on how you look at it, I'd be either Frankie Aloha or Francis Roy. Neither really gets my love pumpin'.
Also if you aren't in love with Beef's face in the last panel you are a crap dude.
boscostacy
+0 -0
This strip has inspired me to register with my porno name.
This strip has inspired me to register with my porno name.
norrin
+0 -0
I'd be Minnie Rivera. Not bad if I were a girl.
I'd be Minnie Rivera. Not bad if I were a girl.
domini
+1 -0
Rascal Redwood.
Rascal Redwood.
grtfldvr
+0 -0
Andy Penway.
Andy Penway.
rossinio
+0 -0
Calvin Carterknowle :)
Calvin Carterknowle :)
n00b
+0 -0
Domino Birmingham
hmmm, yeah that sounds like a dude who could get his porn on
Domino Birmingham
hmmm, yeah that sounds like a dude who could get his porn on
lamewad
+1 -0
Penelope Westchester...
Sounds like I'm from the UK. I like it.
Penelope Westchester...
Sounds like I'm from the UK. I like it.
fineoakstructure
+1 -0
Weren't you in Magical Sex Blokes?
Weren't you in Magical Sex Blokes?
lamewad
+0 -0
Yeah, that was me.
OI THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF LUV
Yeah, that was me.
OI THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF LUV
buttermoths
+0 -0
Alfa Gran.
But I'm from Norway, so in a real language it's Alpha Pine. NICE.
The Norwegian version, pronounced in English, sounds kinda nasty, though.
Alfa Gran.
But I'm from Norway, so in a real language it's Alpha Pine. NICE.
The Norwegian version, pronounced in English, sounds kinda nasty, though.
tekende
+0 -0
Bentley Drexel.
Bentley Drexel.
earendil
+1 -0
kitty washington... sounds like a fake name for a playboy bunny
kitty washington... sounds like a fake name for a playboy bunny
godfatherofsouls
+0 -0
Gomez X
Gomez X
lamewad
+0 -0
You... you lived on a street that was only a letter?
X street?
You... you lived on a street that was only a letter?
X street?
godfatherofsouls
+0 -0
Avenue X
Avenue X
kickstart
+0 -0
Did you grow up in the country? In about '91, they came through and assigned all our gravel roads letters or numbers, for 911 to find us. Some counties used actual words - Violet, Wilson, Xerxes, etc, but Boone went with letters. Our farm is on V Avenue, so I'm Daisy V.
Did you grow up in the country? In about '91, they came through and assigned all our gravel roads letters or numbers, for 911 to find us. Some counties used actual words - Violet, Wilson, Xerxes, etc, but Boone went with letters. Our farm is on V Avenue, so I'm Daisy V.
godfatherofsouls
+0 -0
naw just born in a shitty part of saskatoon
naw just born in a shitty part of saskatoon
middleedward
+1 -0
Floppy Arthur
Floppy Arthur
earendil
+1 -0
that's ... a horrible porn name. Unless you happen to be a SoftBoy pornstar.
that's ... a horrible porn name. Unless you happen to be a SoftBoy pornstar.
choosebro
+0 -0
Mindy Mellore
Mindy Mellore
vondicus
+0 -0
Rommel Shamrock. I'm a flamboyant Irish revolutionary who's lookin' for love.
Rommel Shamrock. I'm a flamboyant Irish revolutionary who's lookin' for love.
pox
+0 -0
Baby Josephine
Baby Josephine
quantumcasaba
+1 -0
Max Hancock
That would be so awesome if I were a dude.
Max Hancock
That would be so awesome if I were a dude.
i_love_kate
+1 -0
Snowy Queens
Works best for a gay porn star but I'm not complaining.
Snowy Queens
Works best for a gay porn star but I'm not complaining.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Uh... Not that I'm gay or anything.
Uh... Not that I'm gay or anything.
hyetal
+0 -0
Looks like I'm Sam Broadway. Not bad, I think.
Looks like I'm Sam Broadway. Not bad, I think.
hypoluxa
+0 -0
Nika Stanbridge
Nika Stanbridge
ggvaidya
+0 -0
Beefie smiles! :D
Oh, and err: Yoko Judges' Court. *Not* ``coming to a rancid cinema near you'' any time soon, I should think.
Beefie smiles! :D
Oh, and err: Yoko Judges' Court. *Not* ``coming to a rancid cinema near you'' any time soon, I should think.
johnfen
+1 -0
Unfortunately, Simpkin Sideroad #5
Unfortunately, Simpkin Sideroad #5
pityparty
+2 -0
Eunice Turpington, voted UK's sexiest octogenarian of 2007
Eunice Turpington, voted UK's sexiest octogenarian of 2007
scottintheway
+0 -0
Jerry Shooter. Serious.
Jerry Shooter. Serious.
goddessdictator
+0 -0
quite good that. Unfortunately for me its Germs Main. Germs Main at your service? no. and no again.
quite good that. Unfortunately for me its Germs Main. Germs Main at your service? no. and no again.
hughnin
+1 -0
Wolverine Rainbow....more frightening than anything.
Wolverine Rainbow....more frightening than anything.
leverfuck
+2 -0
Nothing you do will ever be good.
Nothing you do will ever be good.
hughnin
+0 -0
Why would that be?
Why would that be?
wulvaine
+0 -0
Well, it could be good, it'd just be good only to certain audiences. Namely, homosexual fans of the X-Men.
Well, it could be good, it'd just be good only to certain audiences. Namely, homosexual fans of the X-Men.
jips
+0 -0
Paco 74th court?
Paco Heatherwood sounds better
Paco 74th court?
Paco Heatherwood sounds better
brothers
+2 -0
Gobbles Johnson.
Gobbles Johnson.
littlefatdog
+0 -0
Ballsy McKock
Ballsy McKock
crawfomp
+0 -0
Malcolm Rainier
Malcolm Rainier
vincentkv
+0 -0
Sammy Sunnyside
Sammy Sunnyside
rowboat
+0 -0
Chester 32nd.
Yeah, situations like that are why this isn't really the way "Porn Star Name" is played. I've only ever heard it as first pet and mother's maiden name. That makes me Chester Hill, which is no better, but that's not the point.
Chester 32nd.
Yeah, situations like that are why this isn't really the way "Porn Star Name" is played. I've only ever heard it as first pet and mother's maiden name. That makes me Chester Hill, which is no better, but that's not the point.
morypcaina
+0 -0
Zachary Drake <<< Zachary Longfellow
Zachary Drake <<< Zachary Longfellow
cameasiam
+0 -0
Reva Norman. The name got me fired from 11 film shoots.
Reva Norman. The name got me fired from 11 film shoots.
hendetta
+0 -0
Buster Oaks.
Buster Oaks.
vendettayours
+0 -0
Fluffy Summer. Ha.
Fluffy Summer. Ha.
fallow_fields
+0 -0
Max Rivers
I ran out of chubbys so long ago
I have no more chubbys
Max Rivers
I ran out of chubbys so long ago
I have no more chubbys
huskemonge
+4 -0
Spike Cockburn. I got hell of teasing for living on that street.
My ex-girlfriend's was Pussy Factory.
Spike Cockburn. I got hell of teasing for living on that street.
My ex-girlfriend's was Pussy Factory.
stormagnet
+0 -0
If only I had more chubbies to give...
If only I had more chubbies to give...
tim_simmons
+0 -0
jesse pleasant.
jesse pleasant.
slalvation
+0 -0
Mango Pembroke
????
Mango Pembroke
????
wittyname
+1 -0
PROFIT
PROFIT
theboneorchard
+0 -0
Zipper Johnson
Zipper Johnson
pixie_meat
+1 -0
Buffy Argyle.
Buffy Argyle.
gbeaton
+0 -0
Sandy Carleton.
Not so porn-ish.
Sandy Carleton.
Not so porn-ish.
biomusicologist
+0 -0
Tallahassee Barbary
Don't ask me why I named my fish after the town where I was born.
Tallahassee Barbary
Don't ask me why I named my fish after the town where I was born.
boredom_man
+0 -0
Why were you born in Tallahassee?
Why were you born in Tallahassee?
i_love_kate
+0 -0
I'm guessing because his mother went into labour there and they didn't feel like a particularly long drive?
I'm guessing because his mother went into labour there and they didn't feel like a particularly long drive?
tekende
+0 -0
Damnit, i_love_kate. I'm out of chubbies now because I've given them all to you.
Damnit, i_love_kate. I'm out of chubbies now because I've given them all to you.
jeet
+0 -0
Annika Walnut.
My friend's is Abu Alkazar. Yipes.
Annika Walnut.
My friend's is Abu Alkazar. Yipes.
erinye
+0 -0
Erica Lillard.
Or, if I want to mess with the results a bit and use the first street my dad lived on after my parents split... Erica Pole Line.
Erica Lillard.
Or, if I want to mess with the results a bit and use the first street my dad lived on after my parents split... Erica Pole Line.
empy
+0 -1
Blackie River.
Blackie River.
pyro
+3 -0
Doc Topliss
Doc Topliss
tenthman
+2 -0
Zack Fox, which sounds more like the name of a youthful spy in an adolescent mystery book series, or it could be both... Zack Fox discovers who took the money jar from the lemonade stand, and then lays some serious pipe.
Zack Fox, which sounds more like the name of a youthful spy in an adolescent mystery book series, or it could be both... Zack Fox discovers who took the money jar from the lemonade stand, and then lays some serious pipe.
xi
+1 -0
Tigger Longspur.
Tigger Longspur.
slamoraptor
+0 -0
Max Wildwood
Max Wildwood
latterman
+0 -0
Buster Vistamar
This method is legit.
Buster Vistamar
This method is legit.
farqussus
+0 -0
Puss Bordeaux. I am not a chick.
Puss Bordeaux. I am not a chick.
erincandy
+1 -0
Mitzi Woodward.
Mitzi Woodward.
beansdooma
+1 -0
Silver Orchard
Silver Orchard
carousel
+0 -0
Snowy City Park. Wordy AND unsexy.
Snowy City Park. Wordy AND unsexy.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Snowy high five!
Snowy high five!
laikalost
+0 -0
Sandy Raleigh. Meh.
Sandy Raleigh. Meh.
thorfinn
+0 -0
Jesse Foley, or more properly Westerfield's Lady Jessica Foley, but Jesse Foley works better for a dude. Makes me sound like a country singer or a NASCAR driver.
Jesse Foley, or more properly Westerfield's Lady Jessica Foley, but Jesse Foley works better for a dude. Makes me sound like a country singer or a NASCAR driver.
cailetshadow
+2 -0
Tigerwilly Pike
Tigerwilly Pike
vucubcaquix
+0 -0
Heh, harold bell.
Heh, harold bell.
bryancondon
+2 -0
Thud Broadway.
Damn, ladies.
Thud Broadway.
Damn, ladies.
contrasoma
+0 -0
Shandy Forest
Shandy Forest
picklejar
+0 -0
Tiger Stonecreek.
Tiger Stonecreek.
bartleby
+2 -0
Buster Barnack. Despite the catchy alliteration, this only makes me wish I'd lived on Hymen Street.
Buster Barnack. Despite the catchy alliteration, this only makes me wish I'd lived on Hymen Street.
cailetshadow
+0 -0
Buster!? I 'ardly know 'er!
Buster!? I 'ardly know 'er!
kikimilks
+0 -0
Ferdie Orange
Ferdie Orange
bixschmix
+3 -0
Mine is ::drumroll:: Hoostie Pecan.
Now that is some fucked-up porn.
Mine is ::drumroll:: Hoostie Pecan.
Now that is some fucked-up porn.
billypooter
+0 -0
Max Oak. Heh.
Max Oak. Heh.
bourbonsamurai
+0 -0
If my folks had another kid right now, his porn name would be Roger Rodman. Which is pretty great.
If my folks had another kid right now, his porn name would be Roger Rodman. Which is pretty great.
dusty
+0 -0
Dusty Koontz
not all that good
but my wife's would be Kitty Blackhawk
Dusty Koontz
not all that good
but my wife's would be Kitty Blackhawk
mball
+0 -0
Mine is Harry Jasmine, which is pretty good.
Mine is Harry Jasmine, which is pretty good.
aliiis
+0 -0
Ha! Dusty you-know-whats is a pretty niche porno category I'm sure.
Ha! Dusty you-know-whats is a pretty niche porno category I'm sure.
leatheryjowls
+1 -0
Snowy Shaver. That actually sounds more like a porn-related occupation, like Fluffer or Jizz-mopper.
My girlfriend, who is Thai, would be Dollar Lo Thong. Beat that, ladies!
Snowy Shaver. That actually sounds more like a porn-related occupation, like Fluffer or Jizz-mopper.
My girlfriend, who is Thai, would be Dollar Lo Thong. Beat that, ladies!
tbtabby
+1 -0
Banjo Oakwood. Good for hillbilly porn, but not much else.
Banjo Oakwood. Good for hillbilly porn, but not much else.
retinarow
+0 -0
This is the worst game for people from cities, because mine is Tweety 21.
This is the worst game for people from cities, because mine is Tweety 21.
mshendry
+0 -0
Meesha Court
Meesha Court
mrklaw
+1 -0
Max First.
Max First.
terebikun
+0 -0
Mine is Sarah 18. Not even a good cheesy one, but instead like some spambot saying "Cum check out my live nude cam :)!!!!"
Sigh. Also, I'm a dude. Double sigh.
Mine is Sarah 18. Not even a good cheesy one, but instead like some spambot saying "Cum check out my live nude cam :)!!!!"
Sigh. Also, I'm a dude. Double sigh.
squid_portals
+0 -0
Mine is Rex Ironwoods, not too shabby
Mine is Rex Ironwoods, not too shabby
reverendtmac
+0 -0
Socrates Whiteram. The thinking man's porn star, apparently.
Socrates Whiteram. The thinking man's porn star, apparently.
i_love_kate
+0 -0
Possibly the thinking racist's pornstar.
Possibly the thinking racist's pornstar.
firehawk
+0 -0
Jenny (some sort of numbered street here)
I'm a guy, sadly. >< Now, if I went by street names that I can actually remember... Jenny Mercury. Which would be nice IF I WERE NOT A GUY
Jenny (some sort of numbered street here)
I'm a guy, sadly. >< Now, if I went by street names that I can actually remember... Jenny Mercury. Which would be nice IF I WERE NOT A GUY
zeal
+0 -0
Reptile Pressley.
Reptile Pressley.
grah
+0 -0
Speedy Broadway.
Speedy Broadway.
deovalente
+0 -0
Copper Boyd
Copper Boyd
joebot
+0 -0
Tumbles West. kind of a nice ring to it...
Tumbles West. kind of a nice ring to it...
brokebackmark
+0 -0
onepapertiger
+1 -0
Broke and sick, Popcorn Sunset finally succumbed to a deep-set case of whooping cough behind the rec center in the small hours of the night. His bottle of Mad Dog rolled through a sewer grate and floated out to sea. It saw more in three days than its owner had ever dreamed. A cold wind blew through town that day; no one knew why.
Broke and sick, Popcorn Sunset finally succumbed to a deep-set case of whooping cough behind the rec center in the small hours of the night. His bottle of Mad Dog rolled through a sewer grate and floated out to sea. It saw more in three days than its owner had ever dreamed. A cold wind blew through town that day; no one knew why.
lexsenthur
+0 -0
William Howard Taft Blue >:|
William Howard Taft Blue >:|
carten
+0 -0
Puffy Achilles. Odd.
Puffy Achilles. Odd.
habnabit
+0 -1
Dates Shannon.
Dates Shannon.
missdelish
+0 -0
Goober Bolivar.
that one's always fun at parties
Goober Bolivar.
that one's always fun at parties
caseyb3
+4 -0
Buttercup Belvedere as of right now, but if you count my childhood Mr. Turtle Riley.
'The Talented Mr. Turtle Riley' is the sort of thing you'd expect on a pornographic wax cylinder.
Incidentally, Mr. Turtle turned out to be a female tortoise. Every part of her name was a lie.
Buttercup Belvedere as of right now, but if you count my childhood Mr. Turtle Riley.
'The Talented Mr. Turtle Riley' is the sort of thing you'd expect on a pornographic wax cylinder.
Incidentally, Mr. Turtle turned out to be a female tortoise. Every part of her name was a lie.
charchar
+0 -0
Holy guacamole: if i had any chubbies left at all, you would take the chubbycake. Unfortunately, you have kindled in me a desrie for pornographic wax cylinders. I guess Edison had to catch up to Tesla somehow.
Holy guacamole: if i had any chubbies left at all, you would take the chubbycake. Unfortunately, you have kindled in me a desrie for pornographic wax cylinders. I guess Edison had to catch up to Tesla somehow.
opprobrium
+0 -0
Bruiser Hendricks
Bruiser Hendricks
bjorntd
+0 -0
Well, I grew up on Smuckles Drive, and we had a fish we named Ray... so...
Nah, I'm foolin'. My name'd be Benny El Dora, which I guess isn't particularly pornographic, but'd be a great fake ID name.
Well, I grew up on Smuckles Drive, and we had a fish we named Ray... so...
Nah, I'm foolin'. My name'd be Benny El Dora, which I guess isn't particularly pornographic, but'd be a great fake ID name.
autrepoupee
+2 -0
Stimpy Washington in - Breasts, Breasts, Breasts! 63
Stimpy Washington in - Breasts, Breasts, Breasts! 63
cherubrocker22
+0 -0
Taz Vanderbelt. Pretty believable.
Taz Vanderbelt. Pretty believable.
sharkofsomerton
+0 -0
Dallas Puerta Allegre
Dallas Puerta Allegre
wulvaine
+0 -0
Roscoe Sutherland.
Hmmm.
Roscoe Sutherland.
Hmmm.
swatson
+0 -0
"Rainbow Streamer VarTown"
D:
That or "Diamond Sparkle Town"
depending on the goldfish.
"Rainbow Streamer VarTown"
D:
That or "Diamond Sparkle Town"
depending on the goldfish.
charchar
+0 -0
Lily Gail. It sounds like a Jane Austen heroine. Super voluptuous wenches with generous bosoms?
Lily Gail. It sounds like a Jane Austen heroine. Super voluptuous wenches with generous bosoms?
ampkit5
+0 -0
Squeaks Alladin. Sexy sexy, no?
Squeaks Alladin. Sexy sexy, no?
eatmorekix
+0 -1
i said it up top but i'll say it down here: Calvin Turkey. i think this is the worst it gets. does anyone dare challenge me?
i said it up top but i'll say it down here: Calvin Turkey. i think this is the worst it gets. does anyone dare challenge me?
zebra
+0 -0
Treasure Eastcourt.
Represent.
Treasure Eastcourt.
Represent.
stormagnet
+0 -0
Shadow Foxbourne. Bow-chicka.
Shadow Foxbourne. Bow-chicka.
laserblade
+0 -0
Mélange Corina. Kinda classy and exotic.
Mélange Corina. Kinda classy and exotic.
rydir8910
+0 -0
Jack Lyon, what a porno name
Jack Lyon, what a porno name
d3athcann0n
+0 -0
Earl Pinecrest
Earl Pinecrest
backdraft
+0 -0
My porn name is Bo East, but the best one I've heard is my friends one; Cocoa Endeavour.
My friends name: Cocoa Endeavour
My porn name is Bo East, but the best one I've heard is my friends one; Cocoa Endeavour.
My friends name: Cocoa Endeavour
jthm_guitarist
+1 -0
Man what if your street is just a number?
Duke 6?
'Cause I lived on sixth street an all.
Man what if your street is just a number?
Duke 6?
'Cause I lived on sixth street an all.
the_voice
+0 -0
Actually that's fucking hilarious. It's better than mine, which is Corky Mockingbird.
Actually that's fucking hilarious. It's better than mine, which is Corky Mockingbird.
hellofditties
+0 -0
Tori Cash. Uhhnngh...?
Tori Cash. Uhhnngh...?
mattylite
+0 -0
I am utterly freaked out by RB's smile. Roast Beef . . . smiling . Noooooooooo!
Yours, Rufus Madrid
I am utterly freaked out by RB's smile. Roast Beef . . . smiling . Noooooooooo!
Yours, Rufus Madrid
mystictoaster
+0 -0
Snoopy Catalina. How distasteful.
Snoopy Catalina. How distasteful.
chachibenji
+0 -0
Woody Market, due to a cat named Woodstock (Woody) and a life on Market St.
Good!
Woody Market, due to a cat named Woodstock (Woody) and a life on Market St.
Good!
sirhan_duran
+0 -0
Pepper Walker?
Pepper Walker?
ananke
+0 -0
Hmm, Cinnamon Spruce, not bad since I'm a chick I suppose but, eegads, I've doomed my son to life as Meimei Ravenna...I'm so sorry son! :*(
Hmm, Cinnamon Spruce, not bad since I'm a chick I suppose but, eegads, I've doomed my son to life as Meimei Ravenna...I'm so sorry son! :*(
foxtrotamend
+0 -0
Marley Hampton. Not bad. But seriously, the alt text makes this pretty depressing. Roast Beef has to make up an alternate history for himself so that he can have the perfect porn star name. It's sad.
Marley Hampton. Not bad. But seriously, the alt text makes this pretty depressing. Roast Beef has to make up an alternate history for himself so that he can have the perfect porn star name. It's sad.
catbark
+0 -0
Misty River. Decidedly not suitable for a dude.
Misty River. Decidedly not suitable for a dude.
baryonyx
+0 -0
Blackneck Clifton.
You name goldfish strange things when you are seven.
Blackneck Clifton.
You name goldfish strange things when you are seven.
redmange
+0 -0
Argyle Cognac
Argyle Cognac
caddon
+0 -0
Arthur Crouch, who's films are renowned for being really awkward.
Arthur Crouch, who's films are renowned for being really awkward.
xerol
+0 -0
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to use the first pet that was mine or the first pet my family had (which was actually two). So I have the choice of first name between Boone, Fuzzy, and Noob. Seeing how I have choices, I choose Boone Gittings, and I dare anyone to say otherwise.
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to use the first pet that was mine or the first pet my family had (which was actually two). So I have the choice of first name between Boone, Fuzzy, and Noob. Seeing how I have choices, I choose Boone Gittings, and I dare anyone to say otherwise.
zadig
+0 -0
Trouble Wickshire. That is all.
Trouble Wickshire. That is all.
phy
+0 -0
Weasel Queen.
Weasel Queen.
phy
+0 -0
I checked with my folks and I finally get to update my porn name to reflect my real first street. It's Weasel Fourth.
My dad is Smokey Morley and my mom is Popcorn Bliss. I am envious of my parents' porn star names. This worries me.
I checked with my folks and I finally get to update my porn name to reflect my real first street. It's Weasel Fourth.
My dad is Smokey Morley and my mom is Popcorn Bliss. I am envious of my parents' porn star names. This worries me.
jugglinfreak
+0 -0
I would give this a 20 if I could rate it that high. Perfect Humor for an annoying online thing.
P.s. Mine would be Zeeb Axtell... Not exciting at all. I wish mine was Ron Jeremy... :(
I would give this a 20 if I could rate it that high. Perfect Humor for an annoying online thing.
P.s. Mine would be Zeeb Axtell... Not exciting at all. I wish mine was Ron Jeremy... :(
kamet
+0 -0
This one has HELLA comments...
I'm Vicky Stonecrest, btw.
This one has HELLA comments...
I'm Vicky Stonecrest, btw.
hedonismbot
+2 -0
Max Rockwood. This is what I am most proud of in life.
Max Rockwood. This is what I am most proud of in life.
blacksheepboy
+0 -0
Whiskey Shreveport
Whiskey Shreveport
indolent
+0 -0
blue lemon...
blue lemon...
catgrl131
+1 -0
Goldie Birch
Oh my.
Goldie Birch
Oh my.
falala
+0 -0
lol thats so awesome
mines Rex Olive
lol thats so awesome
mines Rex Olive
trevor328
+0 -0
Zelda Oxbow
Zelda Oxbow
comrade_tom
+0 -0
Goldie St john's
Goldie St john's
purplerose
+0 -0
Josie Douglas
Josie Douglas
stoatlad
+0 -0
Guthrie Highland.
Guthrie Highland.
dennycrane
+0 -0
Mine's "Rabbitty Chauncey". I think that's a mucussy discharge in third world babies?
Mine's "Rabbitty Chauncey". I think that's a mucussy discharge in third world babies?
antwerpmassive
+0 -0
Stickly Claret. It's kind of OK.
Stickly Claret. It's kind of OK.
flazisismuss
+0 -0
Licorice Eagle Rock
Licorice Eagle Rock
narcolepticdog
+0 -0
Mine is Sarsippius Fontenoy
Oh the shame
Mine is Sarsippius Fontenoy
Oh the shame
octafish
+0 -0
Samson Percy
Samson Percy
skaterpix
+0 -0
Turtle West? hahahah
Turtle West? hahahah
cryztal
+0 -0
Spunky Genessee
Spunky Genessee
cycerin
+0 -0
Emma Springroad
Emma Springroad
morypcaina
+1 -0
Zachary Longfellow.
Zachary Longfellow.
akarroa
+1 -0
Preciuos Ridgelake. It's like child pornography.
Preciuos Ridgelake. It's like child pornography.
brawnfire
+1 -0
Cookie Macbeth.
Cookie Macbeth.
mrectomy
+0 -0
Bobcat Richie. Beat that.
Bobcat Richie. Beat that.
lechatbotte
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Wow. I am alive. So mine is "COCOA PEARL", and my children are:
Beto Leadville (boy)
Mozart Silver (boy)
and
Tchapita Star (girl)
Wow. I am alive. So mine is "COCOA PEARL", and my children are:
Beto Leadville (boy)
Mozart Silver (boy)
and
Tchapita Star (girl)
quazifuji
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Moose Fernbrook
Moose Fernbrook
margargaret
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Daisy-Dan Stable
Makes no sense.
Daisy-Dan Stable
Makes no sense.
margargaret
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When I was in high school we played this game, but with you middle name and the street that you currently live on. Back then I was Rose Lancelot.
When I was in high school we played this game, but with you middle name and the street that you currently live on. Back then I was Rose Lancelot.
goddessdictator
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ok then this would make me Lynne Chemin. Still sucks. but better than Germs Main. much better.
ok then this would make me Lynne Chemin. Still sucks. but better than Germs Main. much better.
lonestar52
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Tessie Dale?
That's a girl's Porn Name
Tessie Dale?
That's a girl's Porn Name
fuzzyshoo
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Duke Ashcroft.
Not bad at all.
Duke Ashcroft.
Not bad at all.
mangtastic
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Gandalf Johnnycake
WIZARD PORN!
Gandalf Johnnycake
WIZARD PORN!
hamann
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Toby Cox in: Laundry Day delights.
Toby Cox in: Laundry Day delights.
trealnaaqed
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kimba playground. hah.
kimba playground. hah.
gunblade2112
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rusty old timber
rusty old timber
kavingi
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Charlie Route 116.
Charlie Route 116.
mikeronomicon
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Maxamillian Fallingrock
Maxamillian Fallingrock
mirzabah
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Bird That I Had For Two Days Hamilton.
Avenue.
Bird That I Had For Two Days Hamilton.
Avenue.
zanello
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Max Rosario!
Max Rosario!
misterh
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Caesar Red Maple
I think calling it a maple really sets one up for failure. Disappointment is sure to follow.
Caesar Red Maple
I think calling it a maple really sets one up for failure. Disappointment is sure to follow.
belgand
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Eloise Larsen
A terrible porn name, but an excellent name for an etiquette columnist.
Eloise Larsen
A terrible porn name, but an excellent name for an etiquette columnist.
arella_dawn
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ROAST BEEF SMILED!?!?!?
ROAST BEEF SMILED!?!?!?
thepunchman
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Rusty Prospect - Not sure I would make it in the biz
Rusty Prospect - Not sure I would make it in the biz
thepunchman
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Rusty Prospect - Not sure I would make it in the biz
Rusty Prospect - Not sure I would make it in the biz
powblock
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My first pet was a goldfish named Floppy...
My first pet was a goldfish named Floppy...
chrissketch
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Dixie Landry
Dixie Landry
poodlelucy
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Buzzy Green Hills. Discuss.
Buzzy Green Hills. Discuss.
dj_douche
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Bimbo Ranford. Yeah we had a cat called Bimbo. Don't ask me why.
Bimbo Ranford. Yeah we had a cat called Bimbo. Don't ask me why.
sircrimson
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Skip Amerock
Skip Amerock
puguglypress
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Scooter Columbia
Scooter Columbia
skodra
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Orange Baker.
Thats right. We named our cat after what color it was.
Orange Baker.
Thats right. We named our cat after what color it was.
21echoes
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Blue Sonia... potentially the worst porno name. Not only is it not pornographic, it's also completely bot un-pornographic. It is bland and stale, like the last ritz cracker in the box of life.
Blue Sonia... potentially the worst porno name. Not only is it not pornographic, it's also completely bot un-pornographic. It is bland and stale, like the last ritz cracker in the box of life.
talbain
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Mine is Thomas Samuel. I love it.
Mine is Thomas Samuel. I love it.
fermatprime
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Nyquist Lake Forest
Yes, my father named our dog after Harry Nyquist . Explains a lot, really.
Nyquist Lake Forest
Yes, my father named our dog after Harry Nyquist . Explains a lot, really.
triptaphane
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Nanette Tyroll.
Which, to me, has a far more 'news reporter' ring to it, rather than porn star.
Nanette Tyroll.
Which, to me, has a far more 'news reporter' ring to it, rather than porn star.
satyr
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Hella sneaky, hiding my first post ever all the way down here.
I was going to say that mine would be Mac Ring *shudder* until I realised that Mac was my parents' dog, and mine was Robin. Which made me feel better.
Hella sneaky, hiding my first post ever all the way down here.
I was going to say that mine would be Mac Ring *shudder* until I realised that Mac was my parents' dog, and mine was Robin. Which made me feel better.
skavid
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Fish Thirty-Sixth.
That almost works.
Almost
Fish Thirty-Sixth.
That almost works.
Almost
mashisoyo
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Bruce Eureka.
Bruce Eureka.
tonyhighwind
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Bart Stanley.
Bart Stanley.
milo
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Slinkey Quayside
despite the fact I'm a dude
Slinkey Quayside
despite the fact I'm a dude
aseidel
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everytime roast beef smiles an angel gets its wings.
everytime roast beef smiles an angel gets its wings.
liithe
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Pookie Cottontail.
Pookie Cottontail.
dusty
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Kinda drag queen sounding
Kinda drag queen sounding
liithe
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Well, y'know, depending on the placement of said "tail".
Well, y'know, depending on the placement of said "tail".
dickie_roxx
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^Minnesota Youngwood. I envision an indie camgirl with natural hair who lives in a shed on the fringes of a rust belt city, built her own site, and plays in a queercore band on the weekends. I'd like to meet her.
^Minnesota Youngwood. I envision an indie camgirl with natural hair who lives in a shed on the fringes of a rust belt city, built her own site, and plays in a queercore band on the weekends. I'd like to meet her.
A comment left by monkey-of-death was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by plezure, VictoriaW, morbo)
buffy robin hmm
pumpkin bridge
Buddy Phillips
Delilah Birch
oh
...Amadeus Sports.
WHAT
Man that is TERRIBLE AGH
How about lady chuculba? :(
Winston Pearl
Tequila Riverside
Which is actually a pretty bitchin' porn name.
Snowball Berwick
Will Miller
Cornelius doesn't understand why John Holmes is funny, but refrains from saying so out loud.
I think Connie just kept it to himself, to avoid ending Beef's smile.
-Tiger Forest.
Ernest Grace
am i the only person who finds this one to be hilarious?
I would imagine him as more of the soft-porn type, with a large jaw and a big unbuttoned white shirt.
Mine's Panky Strathmore, btw
I can confirm that you are not.
Hahaha! Mine would be "Melville Orchid." Just from hearing those words aloud, the loins of plastic, corpse-like women everywhere soften expectantly.
Turbo Woodthorpe. I drive a 1985 Pontiac Firebird with talking electronics inside.
I'm downright squishy for you, Norman. Or should I call you... Melville .
(Mine is Godiva Wood. Go-dive-a-wood. How perfectly pornographic.)
visiting spinynorman's profile is like being on the set of A Bit of Fry and Laurie...so very beautiful.
I sort of feel like mine, Archibald Lyndhurst, could co-star with yours perhaps in some kind of gentlemanly spitroasting scene?
you wouldn't happen to be from speedway indiana or the Indianapolis area in general would you?
denied! I am from London, England!
that is possibly the furthest place in idea from Indianapolis.
i am, and my name would be buddy eaton
which?
Turtle St. Peters.
Every now and then Turtle's head comes out of the hole.
This would be funniest if your first pet was a dog named Turtle.
Here comes a special boy.
Chessie Benjamin. Shit it works!
like on Superfudge!
Duck City
(turtle named Turtle, meet duckling named Duck)
You had a duck!?! bear my children
Toby Glen
brb, taking seahorse lessons.
You're not a porn actor, you're an awesome sitcom. About ducks.
Scamp Huntington
Jesse Pleasant
babe elaine
Say, that's my mother's name!
No wonder it works so well.
Calvin Mercer.
Classy.
Felipe Natahoyo
I have the goth market cornered....
Blackberry Cemetery
Queenie Scenic.
Queenie Sunrise.
Yeah us.
Vick North
Mine's awful too. Buddy Rural Road # 16.
However, my best friend has unquestionably the best porn star name in the world. He is...
Hammy Hindquarter.
Oh man.. for that.. there's not enough chubbies in the world!
I had a friend once, and looking back his porn name was...well, dog named Peter, lived on North Road.
Esta Kenmore.
Fuck. That is dogshit.
Seriously that is a name for a Spanish washer/dryer set.
Nicky Dalgan. Hmmmm.
I've got Gawain Ruxley.
It sounds distinctly non-pornographic.
willie oakwood
Kitty Main here. Awful for dudes too.
worst ever: Calvin Turkey.
i am also a girl
Calvin is a pretty cute name for a pet, though. Calvin Turkey would be good even if the pet in question isn't even a turkey.
Max Diamond... not bad
Keeping with the Max theme, I had...
Paddy Maxwell.
Michael. Just Michael.
I never had a pet...
Penny Proctor.
Not that great for a dude, but at least it's alliterative.
Roosevelt Brandywine
Mine is Simon Rockwell, which is just fantastic:
"My name is Simon Rockwell, and i'm here to rock you very well
"
What an odd comment for someone to chubby.
You sure as hell won't see me complain
Oh, I get it now.
I find it hilarious that the second comment has more chubbies than the first.
Hector Kingwood... I feel very fortunate.
well i'll be damned
Biggie Dick
(had a fat dog named Biggie and did in fact live on Dick Ln"
<-- Ozzy Broadway.
Stretch Broken Staff. I dig.
I just don't feel like a broken staff lends itself well to porn....
Mine is either Leo Meer or Mohawk Freddy Meer being female, I leave them to you, the world, you may do with them as you please.
Snowflake Van Ger. Also a terrible dude porn name.
Toby Rural Route 3