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Goodbye Culpepper Thursday, June 10, 2004 • read strip Viewing 48 comments:

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by straw, ezcmac, zcross00, mikeronomicon, pwb, tttt, goocifer, Moguin, GeyserShitdick, Moraiat, HSE, MajorDovi, Sweetlips, hellaurie, Sargasm, atticusonline, mrchee, LordPretzel, aHatOfPig, cognitonaut, anewcede, Fcannon, bixschmix, heatbag, stormagnet, whymog, sp1derbaby, ouroboros, afvbs, kestral, SotiCoto)

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Looks like one of the characters from web comics that tried to crash Ray's toilet party. Only for real.

I don't think I've ever seen him OFF punishment

oh, he needs to be punished alright. But you know, occasionally he makes a post that is not offensive or a waste of time, and that does not deserve to be lamed just because of the rest.

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I think the problem is that he unerringly first. The implication being that he sits and refreshes. Constantly. All writing rough drafts of his scathing, glib cuff-flickings in a notepad file on another monitor. Less and less concerned over their relevance to the subject at hand.

I know he's gone now, but I've been trawling through the archive and he shits me to tears still.

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I think the problem is that your "off-the-cuff" comments read like the worst kind of fan. You love it so much but believe you could do it better. You write small sad comments in the hope that, one day, someone will say "HE should have invented Achewood!" Do something with your own life instead of making these horrible posts. You are not good at life because you make up nicknames for achewood characters.

A comment left by asherdan was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by thedice, johnnybaverage, mikeronomicon, headphones, unalone, FancyRat, eRiUukFJk)

I believe I whiteknighted you at some point in the archives. I regret this. Get over yourself.

Also, speculation: Your defense of the amount of time it takes you to write a post means that farqussus is 100% correct.

What a load of... speculation .

Show up 5 months late and be a dick to strangers?

Sweet, go for it!

[14 seconds for that gem. You're welcome.]

Speculation: the idiot's newspaper.

It's so much easier to assume than to get the facts straight.
Can you blame the poor fucksticks? No, buy you CAN endorse their immediate extermination.

Even Asherdan knows you as a dick Saint. Go away.

He does?

Someone should tell him he doesn't like me.
That way he'll know, too. Thanks for pointing it out, bud.

By the by, who the hell are you?

I'm just someone who went through the archives once or twice and was annoyed by basically everything you clicked post to. that's all. where have you been for the last year, by the way? why did you come back?

I came back to re-read through and catch back up. A hectic schedule kept me from being able to stay on top of the comic.

I'm sorry I annoy you. Enjoy your life.

You ain't the only one.

And somehow I need to find a way to lame people again. Preferably a thousandfold. Preferably Doc Rostov. He just seems to need it.

POT TO KETTLE

Unky Pepper? 'Stad? Either of those in a post is enough to warrant a lame from me.

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I know . Is so good.

I want to take lessons in how to speak "pissed off bottle of Wild Turkey." I SO do. With a vengeance.

Rampant robot ass mooning the stars.

I wish pissed off bottle of Wild Turkey Little Nephew had been given more screen time.

I completely forgot this strip had more than one robot's ass in it!

I wouldn't mind watching a facsimile of myself getting killed. I imagine it would be a grand thrill!

More like a Grand Guignol

Poor Andy, I don't think he even has an ass to join in with the other three...

See last comic, panel 5

He's got kind of crack if you check the previous strip.

That said, the reason I rated this strip a five is the last panel with all of the robots mooning. I mean, I got nothing against the rest of the strip, it's just that the first panel is such a delight that I don't care about the rest. It earned my approval with one little image.

YES!!!

She's a brick... house
That is absolutely the best song to play while mooning out of a moving pickup

The first panel is eleventy billion kids of awesome

KINDS! I mean.

Too late! Now we have a population problem. An awesome population problem.

5'd mostly for the alt text

1 I love this alt text.

Vlad can drive and moon at the same time. Is so good.

LOL'd at the alt-text

Great story arc. I love the southern fried cliche.

This could be just the first panel and it would still be fine.

wild turkey is totally blaze.

I like to imagine that Uncle Culpepper is Ambrose Bierce.