afkpuz
+3 -2
Is that a mario castle?
I think that's a mario castle.
Is that a mario castle?
I think that's a mario castle.
centipede_damascus
+3 -1
That is not a Mario castle.
That is not a Mario castle.
afkpuz
+1 -0
Okay. I was unsure.
Okay. I was unsure.
deancain29
+0 -2
I think that is Princesses' castle from Mario - what the f...?
I think that is Princesses' castle from Mario - what the f...?
goosey
+56 -0
No. Our princess is in another castle.
No. Our princess is in another castle.
rotating-dog
+12 -0
This sounds like my uni library. They've had to put up signs.
This sounds like my uni library. They've had to put up signs.
norrin
+3 -0
If people are getting freaky at a library, do they really think those are the type of people to be dissuaded by signs?
If people are getting freaky at a library, do they really think those are the type of people to be dissuaded by signs?
philosophe
+1 -0
Same with our elevators
Same with our elevators
heccibiggs
+1 -0
No drinking
No eating
No smoking
No fucking
Something like that?
No drinking
No eating
No smoking
No fucking
Something like that?
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
are there puritan universities out there?
are there puritan universities out there?
mangtastic
+0 -0
I think most libraries forbid drinking, eating, smoking, and fucking.
I think most libraries forbid drinking, eating, smoking, and fucking.
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
anything goes in europe.
anything goes in europe.
overmedicated
+0 -0
Ha.
Ha.
tekende
+3 -0
Signs like this?
[IMGS OFF]
Signs like this?
[IMGS OFF]
re5urgam
+0 -0
It's a graduation requirement over here.
It's a graduation requirement over here.
jazzarms
+0 -0
i'm half dominican, and i've never really thought of it as a porn name.
i'm half dominican, and i've never really thought of it as a porn name.
saru
+3 -0
Do you need to find a half-Sub-Saharan to make your relationships work?
Do you need to find a half-Sub-Saharan to make your relationships work?
hedonismbot
+3 -0
I would have never guessed from the avatar picture.
I would have never guessed from the avatar picture.
crinklebat
+2 -0
Man, Dominica has it right on the nose. Agronomy = hott.
Man, Dominica has it right on the nose. Agronomy = hott.
lrosetw8
+0 -0
heh heh...Chad...
heh heh...Chad...
philosophe
+2 -0
Hung like a Chad amirite?
Hung like a Chad amirite?
nikopol
+14 -0
The #2 natural resource of BeLicious St. Coxx is 'pizza delivery guys who are willing to bend the rules for a lady with boomin' hoons.'
The #2 natural resource of BeLicious St. Coxx is 'pizza delivery guys who are willing to bend the rules for a lady with boomin' hoons.'
bourbonsamurai
+5 -0
I believe that is a trait of all pizza guys, regardless of nationality.
I believe that is a trait of all pizza guys, regardless of nationality.
sp1derbaby
+0 -0
I believe that is a trait of all guys.
I believe that is a trait of all guys.
i_love_kate
+2 -0
I believe that is a trait.
I believe that is a trait.
heccibiggs
+3 -0
I believe.
I believe.
tekende
+3 -0
I
I
fineoakstructure
+3 -0
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tekende
+2 -0
overmedicated
+1 -0
(((O)))
That's supposed to be a singularity but it didn't come out as well as I'd hoped.
(((O)))
That's supposed to be a singularity but it didn't come out as well as I'd hoped.
mashisoyo
+0 -0
Man, this was great.
Man, this was great.
randombeing
+0 -0
This strip absolutely deserves to join the 4.8 club. Anybody who doesn't burst into explosive laughter at the fourth panel is no friend to me.
This strip absolutely deserves to join the 4.8 club. Anybody who doesn't burst into explosive laughter at the fourth panel is no friend to me.
hearshot
+4 -0
Yeah, Chad's infant mortality rate is downright hysterical!
Yeah, Chad's infant mortality rate is downright hysterical!
greenkoolayd
+0 -0
way kill the humorbuzz, asshole.
way kill the humorbuzz, asshole.
caseyb3
+3 -0
Dominica and the Dominican Republic are two separate countries. I only know this because I lived in the former, and it was nice.
To be fair, their turn-ons include environmentalism and a tourist economy (they call themselves the Nature Island), but it is real pretty.
I was too young to fuck there, but I saw a cow piss - was like her lifting her tail and using a hidden garden hose - so I know my stuff here.
This is one of those hit-and-miss comics of the genre Onstad seemed to love in '04, the Character Making Faces In Response To Crazy Things comic, which is basically an elaborate visual joke told with stuffed animals. You win some and you lose some. This one is a win. (Then again, so is the one with Titty-Buxx - it's a bit of a one-trick pony.)
Dominica and the Dominican Republic are two separate countries. I only know this because I lived in the former, and it was nice.
To be fair, their turn-ons include environmentalism and a tourist economy (they call themselves the Nature Island), but it is real pretty.
I was too young to fuck there, but I saw a cow piss - was like her lifting her tail and using a hidden garden hose - so I know my stuff here.
This is one of those hit-and-miss comics of the genre Onstad seemed to love in '04, the Character Making Faces In Response To Crazy Things comic, which is basically an elaborate visual joke told with stuffed animals. You win some and you lose some. This one is a win. (Then again, so is the one with Titty-Buxx - it's a bit of a one-trick pony.)
xiaomimi
+16 -0
Weekend Blogs
Philippe: A Cockroach!
Mr. Bear: Greetings From (Y)Ekaterinburg!
Lyle: man what a diff
-Little Nephew-
mistah H is a straight-up tinytime hoe
I saw Uncle Ray straight-up cryin'!
Weekend Blogs
Philippe: A Cockroach!
Mr. Bear: Greetings From (Y)Ekaterinburg!
Lyle: man what a diff
-Little Nephew-
mistah H is a straight-up tinytime hoe
I saw Uncle Ray straight-up cryin'!
jjg
+0 -0
I love seeing my vote turn a 4.2 to a 4.3 on an excellent strip such as this one. Soooo many jokes about BeLicious St. Coxx, so I'm told.
I love seeing my vote turn a 4.2 to a 4.3 on an excellent strip such as this one. Soooo many jokes about BeLicious St. Coxx, so I'm told.
heccibiggs
+0 -0
I am all about Teodor's little presentation-arm.
I am all about Teodor's little presentation-arm.
ham_shoes
+0 -0
I wonder why he's so often the one to bring matter-of-factual sex talk...
I wonder why he's so often the one to bring matter-of-factual sex talk...
confusion
+0 -0
62.9 damn man that's a high ass Gini coefficient
62.9 damn man that's a high ass Gini coefficient
fattypneumonia
+2 -0
OK, the other three coutnries I've heard of, but I think Onstad made up this "Sierra Leone."
OK, the other three coutnries I've heard of, but I think Onstad made up this "Sierra Leone."
I can think of at least two of those that were named after actual porn stars. But I always believe what Wikipedia tells me.
alt text: Some people call BeLicious Gibraltar, but not this 24-hour party person
Gibraltar isn't off the coast of Brazil!
Sure it is, if you put enough fuel in the boat. And pack a good lunch.
It's certainly not on the coast of Brazil.
That space is currently occupied by Brazil.
Another country porn name: Djibouti
My freshman year of high school I represented Djibouti at Model UN in the League of Arab States Djibouti has hell of issues.
Addis Abbaba sounds like he'd be up for anything.
Addis Abbaba sounds like rhyme scheme or a Nintendo cheat code.
Addis Abbaba sounds like a good rap song.
The sheer mention of another Model UN delegate fills me heart with joy.
And Djibouti no less.
Mmmm "Ji-booty" mmmm.
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Zing!
Chesticles, what news of the war crimes?
I mean, talk about a sex toy that basically has AIDS.
Oh man some of those jokes were terrible. That's why I always went for Middle Eastern countries so I could insult the women.
They come from Circumstances.