starla
+0 -0
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mortshire
+5 -1
if not for the context, this strip could inspire children.
if not for the context, this strip could inspire children.
william
+43 -1
Wait a minute, Ray was planning on getting off to Braveheart? If he can get off to that shit gay porn should be a breeze.
Wait a minute, Ray was planning on getting off to Braveheart? If he can get off to that shit gay porn should be a breeze.
patware
+23 -0
Ray gets off not to Braveheart, but to the idea of Braveheart
Its base concept tantalizes him.
Ray gets off not to Braveheart, but to the idea of Braveheart
Its base concept tantalizes him.
soticoto
+0 -0
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setzkin
+3 -0
Applesauce!
Applesauce!
achilleselbow
+9 -0
I do remember that one of my early times was to that scene where you can see the girl's small titties in silhouette. If only my mother knew the use to which her Blockbuster membership was being put...
I do remember that one of my early times was to that scene where you can see the girl's small titties in silhouette. If only my mother knew the use to which her Blockbuster membership was being put...
tonyhighwind
+2 -0
They may have been small, but those titties were and still are hell of appealing.
They may have been small, but those titties were and still are hell of appealing.
connellingus
+5 -0
I think that if Ray finds that there is porn in front of him, he just has to ponder whether or not he can get off to it. He wasn't necessarily looking to get off to Braveheart .
I think that if Ray finds that there is porn in front of him, he just has to ponder whether or not he can get off to it. He wasn't necessarily looking to get off to Braveheart .
luckypyjamas
+4 -2
I think he was just going to watch Braveheart again
Just the fact that he found some porn on accident makes him think he has to get off
I think he was just going to watch Braveheart again
Just the fact that he found some porn on accident makes him think he has to get off
blarghamagarky
+1 -0
I like getting drunk and watching Bravehart and yelling at the tv with my friends. (Good way to spend a snowy Friday)
I like getting drunk and watching Bravehart and yelling at the tv with my friends. (Good way to spend a snowy Friday)
madrin
+0 -0
but braveheart is one of the most awesome films ever made. try as i might, i can't understand that above comment.
but braveheart is one of the most awesome films ever made. try as i might, i can't understand that above comment.
retardo
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imitationcrab
+6 -0
Dude, any time something homosexual comes up you are making a plea for Chris Onstad's can. Take it easy, dogg--don't blow an ass-gasket
Dude, any time something homosexual comes up you are making a plea for Chris Onstad's can. Take it easy, dogg--don't blow an ass-gasket
retardo
+0 -0
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babachewy
+8 -0
The topic of this strip isn't you rocking Chris' can, though, although you seem to think most of them are
The topic of this strip isn't you rocking Chris' can, though, although you seem to think most of them are
retardo
+0 -0
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prine
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lugosh
+0 -0
And how they are going to "rock marijuana's can"?
And how they are going to "rock marijuana's can"?
selbencoirlo
+3 -0
I would not lame a post about rocking marijuana's cannabis.
I would not lame a post about rocking marijuana's cannabis.
rhadamanthus
+0 -0
oh gosh not that awful DOPE
oh gosh not that awful DOPE
i_love_kate
+2 -2
This is not discussion of a pertinent topic. This is either you desperately searching for evidence that Onstad is at once subconsciously gay and clandestinely single, or you trying to gain attention by flaunting your sexuality an irritating amount and gaining as many lames and exclusions as you can manage.
This is not discussion of a pertinent topic. This is either you desperately searching for evidence that Onstad is at once subconsciously gay and clandestinely single, or you trying to gain attention by flaunting your sexuality an irritating amount and gaining as many lames and exclusions as you can manage.
spencermurphy
+4 -0
ray is like a young john kennedy
ray is like a young john kennedy
geesycreesy
+0 -0
Ha! Yeah, some of young JFK's promiscuity couldn't have all been Marilyn; some had to have been "challenges."
Ha! Yeah, some of young JFK's promiscuity couldn't have all been Marilyn; some had to have been "challenges."
doc_rostov
+4 -0
[IMGS OFF]
[IMGS OFF]
mattylite
+0 -0
Fake man, great stats
Fake man, great stats
hateandwar
+0 -0
Never sat to empty out all his craps
Never sat to empty out all his craps
thequietyou
+12 -0
I think it odd that Pat CAN'T get off to Braveheart. It's got rugged men in skirts, make-up, and some hot sweaty action. If I were gay this would be my theme porn...well, maybe Top Gun.
I think it odd that Pat CAN'T get off to Braveheart. It's got rugged men in skirts, make-up, and some hot sweaty action. If I were gay this would be my theme porn...well, maybe Top Gun.
nurdbot
+1 -1
Indeed. Us Celtic men are manly manly things.
Indeed. Us Celtic men are manly manly things.
hollis
+0 -0
Irish boys have pretty accents, too :)
Irish boys have pretty accents, too :)
kledermans
+0 -0
Where are the Irish boys in Braveheart?
Where are the Irish boys in Braveheart?
jackparsons
+1 -0
english irish scottish they all talk funny and it's cute.
english irish scottish they all talk funny and it's cute.
ibetso
+1 -0
Well, there's an Irish character called "Mad Stephen" (though he's actually played by a Scotsman), or there are several Scottish characters played by Irishmen (e.g. Wallace's right-hand man Hamish, played by Dubliner Brendan Gleeson).
Well, there's an Irish character called "Mad Stephen" (though he's actually played by a Scotsman), or there are several Scottish characters played by Irishmen (e.g. Wallace's right-hand man Hamish, played by Dubliner Brendan Gleeson).
blarghamagarky
+2 -0
there's that dude who's all like "Yeah, it's MY island."
there's that dude who's all like "Yeah, it's MY island."
nigelchaos
+0 -0
that's my favourite line in that movie. And the only one I can ever remember.
that's my favourite line in that movie. And the only one I can ever remember.
blarghamagarky
+0 -0
uh
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance - to come back here and tell our enemiesn that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
uh
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance - to come back here and tell our enemiesn that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
nigelchaos
+0 -1
I mean *yeah* if you want to get technical about it. But I've only seen it once. It impressed me like getting kicked in the groin so softly it causes you to fall asleep and wake up swollen, in pain and coughing up blood. Or something.
I mean *yeah* if you want to get technical about it. But I've only seen it once. It impressed me like getting kicked in the groin so softly it causes you to fall asleep and wake up swollen, in pain and coughing up blood. Or something.
spinynorman
+1 -0
I think you mean, "It's MOI oiland!"
I think you mean, "It's MOI oiland!"
goro
+0 -0
Wow, the first time I ran into an Irish man, he was on about how they make out like crazy because all the girls go nuts over them. I couldn't be angered at him for this since I was departing of his drugs and beverages. Didn't really believe him either, but then, I'm not Irish, nor do I make out like crazy.
Wow, the first time I ran into an Irish man, he was on about how they make out like crazy because all the girls go nuts over them. I couldn't be angered at him for this since I was departing of his drugs and beverages. Didn't really believe him either, but then, I'm not Irish, nor do I make out like crazy.
epicurus
+1 -0
This is what I was thinking.
This is what I was thinking.
saurkraus
+9 -0
Could I also suggest the close-up arm wrestle scene from the beginning of Predator, played on a loop.
Could I also suggest the close-up arm wrestle scene from the beginning of Predator, played on a loop.
tellumo
+1 -0
Pat makes a serious production out of renting porn.
Pat makes a serious production out of renting porn.
sargasm
+1 -0
"laying down the law" is a pretty awesome euphemism for masturbation.
"laying down the law" is a pretty awesome euphemism for masturbation.
arbys
+1 -0
I like how Pat feels the need to rent a motel room in another town just to watch porn
Instead of, you know, just watching it at home
It's not like he lives with a bunch of other guys, either
I like how Pat feels the need to rent a motel room in another town just to watch porn
Instead of, you know, just watching it at home
It's not like he lives with a bunch of other guys, either
johnmatrix
+8 -0
He lives with Nice Pete. Though Nice Pete is okay with men giving other men kisses.
He lives with Nice Pete. Though Nice Pete is okay with men giving other men kisses.
achilleselbow
+1 -0
Nice Pete also thinks women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic.
Nice Pete also thinks women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic.
daidai
+6 -0
daaaaang
+2 -0
Also he could have only rented two rooms, since one of the rooms he rented was an end room. Just saying.
Also he could have only rented two rooms, since one of the rooms he rented was an end room. Just saying.
mangtastic
+0 -0
I thought this as well. Then again, Pat has the mind of an Asshole, and as such he does not listen to things like reason or sense.
I thought this as well. Then again, Pat has the mind of an Asshole, and as such he does not listen to things like reason or sense.
nabeel84
+2 -0
Coconut Rum is the drink for homosexuals. Always remember that.
Coconut Rum is the drink for homosexuals. Always remember that.
dumase
+1 -0
Ray Smuckles: He Gets Things Done!
Ray Smuckles: He Gets Things Done!
drago25
+0 -0
If only we all had Ray's attitude, the world would be such a better place.
If only we all had Ray's attitude, the world would be such a better place.
whoper
+1 -0
300 clams may seem like a lot just to get one's Party started, but need I remind you--he'd need at least twice that to be Partying with class.
300 clams may seem like a lot just to get one's Party started, but need I remind you--he'd need at least twice that to be Partying with class.
tbtabby
+1 -0
Are we sure Pat can't get off to Braveheart? Not even during the scene where the Scots moon the English en masse?
Are we sure Pat can't get off to Braveheart? Not even during the scene where the Scots moon the English en masse?
cpnglxynchos
+1 -0
WHY FIND OUT??
WHY FIND OUT??
tangles
+0 -0
which means ray would be getting off to braveheart? puts a whole new spin on his flowchart
which means ray would be getting off to braveheart? puts a whole new spin on his flowchart
tangles
+0 -0
after reading all of the comments, i really wish assetbar had a delete post ability
after reading all of the comments, i really wish assetbar had a delete post ability
tonyhighwind
+0 -0
Ray Smuckles.
He gets things done.
Ray Smuckles.
He gets things done.
theirateturk
+0 -0
This is some fucked up repugnant shit.
This is some fucked up repugnant shit.
riotdejaneiro
+0 -0
He wanted to watch Braveheart, but dammit, he´s gonna go and watch gay porn. Instead.
He wanted to watch Braveheart, but dammit, he´s gonna go and watch gay porn. Instead.
Ray is the kind of person who views a car crash as a learning experience.
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There is not a lot else that the two men have in common.
My lames are deserved. Thankyou Tall Horse Sculpture. Maybe. It's hard to make out.
Looks like I need to change my profile image to something more intelligible. Thank you, Guy With A Hand Partially Obscuring His Mouth.
the pot retroactively called the kettle black
Funny and relevant, woodenteeth. I can only assume that you're receiving reactionary lames from people riding the backlash bandwagon against a film they liked three years ago.
Got my back. Nice.