retardo +0 -0
A comment left by retardo was marked as spam and excluded. retardo: What a douche. (reported by zaratustra, davidadam, mrn)

bookofsand +18 -0
For a five-year-old, Philippe writes a damn good Italian stereotype.

charchar +3 -0
Italian people are nice!

jaldor +16 -0
That's just a stereotype.

catachresis +10 -0
Just the grossest image with the spider-bite there. Makes me shudder.

caduceo +0 -0
A comment left by caduceo was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by riotdejaneiro, kenthegod, scraggg, SotiCoto)

qwerty +16 -0
You and me both know that teodor was not looking at naked people for his art degree.

rogergs +48 -0
Unless the class was "Painting the Ceiling 101"

treatyofparis +3 -0
i mean it might be the green but hell if this isn't one of only a handful of comments that have made me laugh out loud.

fermatprime +17 -0
I initially read "green" to mean like the background of highly-chubbied comments.

I am Five.

spicyponyhead +0 -0
I often laugh out loud at the green ones.

kotekan +2 -0
Michelangelo teaches that one, right?

(Ba-dump tish.)

redjoker +3 -0
nice to see you ending with a rimshot. ( oh god did i really say that out loud?)

quinlaenar +0 -0
( oh god did i really say that out loud?) doesn't work nearly as well as (Ba-dump tish.). Just doesn't have the same flare to it.

(unlike this)

terribleman +0 -0
It works well if you haven't said anything beforehand.

terriblerobot +0 -0
"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

jesler729 +2 -0
I dunno if he was looking at that picture

I mean Phillipe might have just used it as an example of a naked person.

jesler729 +10 -1
Oh god I spelled Philippe wrong

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN SOME DAY.

ford +12 -0
My Mother knew that I would die one day.

fattypneumonia +2 -0
She bought the wrong ketchup.

soticoto +4 -0
8*||

cracklewater +10 -0
That young black male is none other than the BitchSeer!

changuitotuerto +0 -0
I can't believe I am the first to chubby you for that catch. Here goes!

saint +0 -0
Wait wait...is that the final word?

ssddr +2 -0
thats a pretty damn good opera singer if you ask me

darthemed +4 -0
This is the first time I have really noticed the header. Search bar, you and I have an appointment with "Friday Facts"!

_cheesekayke +10 -0
Why in the hell are the Friday Facts always rated so low?! I have heard some people say they don't like them because they're not regular strips. In my opinion, they are the most consistently funny Achewood "feature" or running gag, including the blogs. I mean, this one got a 3.9!

heccibiggs +2 -0
Tell me about it! Reading through the archive, everytime a Friday Facts comes up I'm like, "Awesome!", but I've come to expect it to be relatively low rated. I don't know why, they're always filled with Achewood GOLD, if you ask me.

mattylite +0 -0
I also think they are awesome. In numbers we are strong.

clever-nickname +3 -1
"Pull-a over! Do-a the right thing! Why you gotta be-a so bad?"

Phillippe is a fucking genius.

GENIUS.

also i'm going to use the bomber in my boring AIM convos.

blastradius +2 -0
why does phillipe's pig costume have a big thick head of hair? a mystery that shall never be answered, i suspect.

professorhazard +6 -0
He seems to be dressed as Elzar for Halloween.

i_love_kate +1 -0
Bam.

fattypneumonia +0 -0
Looks like he lost the Lil' Emeril Eyebrow Kit , but ordered a Lil' Emeril Hair Kit as a replacement.

riazm +4 -0
People are always lying about having a photographic memory, it is a peeve of mine.

falseprophet +0 -0
Philippe is growing into a man of integrity. I don't think we need to worry about him.

anonymous44 +1 -2
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anonymous44 +6 -0
my space-invaders tribute failed miserably

charchar +3 -0
Like Hitler and his failed art career, Rocko too would crack under the weight of shattered dreams after his Space-Invaders emoticon- which he considered his masterpiece- was eaten by AssetBar.

invidious +0 -0
Indeed. For a second I thought you were attempting ASCII tentacle porn.

hcaz +0 -0
Phillipe's Idiot emoticon looks like Lie Bot!

soticoto +0 -0
Afro-boy makes this a 5.

dri-ft +1 -0
Philippe is five.

tekende +1 -0
I work in Garth Brooks's hometown. I have never seen him (unless he passed me in a hat and shades), but the Wal-Mart is hilarious. The music section has an absolutely insane amount of shelf space devoted to Garth Brooks CDs. And considering there are only about eight Brooks albums, it's pretty funny.

tellumo +3 -0
Is this different from most Wal-Marts? I would think that they'd sell quite a few Garth Brooks CDs.

tekende +0 -0
Yeah, I mean all Walmarts I've been to have a lot but nothing like this one. It is crazy.

dapooka +0 -0
My favorite is that the developing story instantaneously has a sensational development. If only other news organizations could be this efficient!

biznart +0 -0
Since this is probably a regular occurrence for Lyle, I'm having a difficult time with "SENSATIONAL DEVELOPMENT". If it was anyone but Philippe writing, I'd read that as sarcasm. I'm so confused.

tripleg +0 -0
is just so perfect. so so perfect

gmm +0 -0
5 for the alt text

rykan +0 -0
Philippe's hair reminds me of the nake man's...

panamajack +0 -0
Lyle is SENSATIONAL; arrested DEVELOPMENT

At least, that's what my eyes saw.

adult_beverages +0 -0
I love beef's footnote: "he don't know too much stuff yet"

also how come Phillipe is into Nascar and country music?

coconut +0 -0
I gave it a 5 for the pig costume

unprotected +0 -0
Irking someone to the point of 43 stitches deserves jailtime, but also an award.