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Molly's Father Friday, June 29, 2007 • read strip Viewing 65 comments:

alt text = "Molly's father doesn't trust any technology that yields to a kick."

"We call it 'percussive maintenance,' sir."

"my ship works better when I kick it"

That's a Cowboy Bebop reference, right? Chubs.

Just added a chubs from the future.

Those dents on the swordfish didn't come from racing, you know. Chubs.

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You're on mushrooms, aren't you.

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Could it be possible that maybe this isn't the best place for your Fresh Prince fan fiction? I mean, if you want readership.

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You are now my personal hero.

Impregnate me in the man-gina.


You have a downstairs mix-up?

chubbied so hard

Negatory. The man-gina is the male back-passage when dominant cock is inserted in it.

This is either the most amazing or the most idiotic thing I have ever read. I think it's both.

So, the idea is that her dad is 300 years old, and dead, and Welsh, right? It is never easy meeting her dad.

maybe molly is a scottish fold?

She must be a Manx 'cause she got no tail .

Sorry. That was really uncalled for. Sorry. You're welcome.

I don't know. I live 40 minutes drive from my girl's Dad. All Beef has to do is drop off to sleep.

Imagine the consequences... when you drift off to sleep through that bright post-coital haze and your girl's dad's face is grimacing on the other side.

Two words: Associative Disorder .

I believe the CARTOON CAT is experiencing a Dream.

he's havin' a Fantasy.

Thus spoke zaratustra.

Spake.

correcting 'spoke' to 'spake' must be a particularly satisfying spelling correction.

Especially considering it's a translation, and either way is correct (of Also sprach Zarathustra)

The clock currently tends to find Roast Beef at a quarter past Mountain Dew.

a "lightnin' box" is a brilliant name for a computer.

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Poor Roast Beef! He slept on her dad's ghost's bad side, and now he is going to end up with acid tummy .

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Oi... Beef's gonna have a rough time at the Bachelor Party.

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after a few hundred years im sure molly got her own heaven apartment away from the family

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Probably from something thats in the public domain now. Like "Old Yeller". Or a 1920s silent production of "Uncle Toms Cabin".

looks like the set from a john ford movie. i'm thinking "the searchers".

I thought Ford too, but more "How Green Was My Valley."

Dad should rethink. There might be some money in masonry (real stone goes to high end consumers) but Beef'll get silicosis for sure.

But beware, lad! That lightnin' box'll give ye carpal tunnel every time. Ol' Phineas down in the IT department caught the carpal tunnel, and it were the death of 'im.

That's it! Not only do masons run the country, but now they're calling the shots in Achewood?

This is the last straw. See you guys on the 6 o'clock news.

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i thought the road to matrimony was a little too smooth... but, yeah, there's hella money in stone, and at least old man sanders ain't sending him down the coal mines. Black lung puts the boot into silicosis.

Ye can trust a man who werks with stone, his mind be allus focused on the task o' makin' sure his hands dinnae get crushed.

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When did Roast Beef and Molly swap the pepsi can lamp for the IKEA one?

Probably when they moved into Ray's pool house. It's a problem that plagues working-class neighborhoods nationwide: as soon as the computer programmers move into your pool house, they start to gentrify the place.

My grandfather grew up in coal-mining Scotland and came to the US shoveling coal in the bottom of a ship. I earn a living with a lightnin' box. I really don't want any dreams like this.

When I first saw this strip I didn't pay much attention to the title or the alt text, so I had no idea who this was.

"Huh, the Ghost of Christmas Extremely Past is giving Roast Beef career advice. Ok, that makes as much sense as anything else I've seen in this strip."

Molly's dad is hardcore, but he doesn't sound very welsh. Onstad's usual good accent skills did not perform on this occasion.

Stone is still part of the character of the UK, my dad was saying only today that most houses you see still have a little store of good stones just in case we need them.

I LOVE finding comics I haven't read!

Especially these days, when the comics are late and/or aren't that great.

Five'd.