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Bachelor Party Tuesday, October 8, 2002 • read strip Viewing 37 comments:

Philippe has a surprisingly strong conception of partying

I blame Lyle. The kid already knows subconciously what makes a good party due to his influence.

Good party = Huge amount of alcohol

and also music playing!

he was channeled by the spirit of billy idol once.

PHILIPPE, THIS IS NO WAY TO PARTY

This is still crazier than my bachelor party. Shoot.

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This makes me doubt that if Ray ever settles down he'll let Beef plan his Bachelor's party. Serious doubts.

This comic is a farce as Philippe has no fingers

He merely folds his flipper to a point in the middle. Hate will always find a way.

Incidentally, this is exactly what he's doing in response to Beef's way lame party.

Also, see the alt text of the next day's strip

I do not like what Beef's jaw does when he exhales smoke.

I feel so sorry for Philippe in this strip. Even when Roast Beef is trying to have a party he manages to make it depressing.
And Roast Beefs jaw in panel 2 is a good thing. You can imagine it falling off.

it looks like a bean.

many people i know think that bachelor parties are a poor idea. i do not know how i feel about the subject.

If you ever get engaged, you will spontaneously erupt with opinion.

That was insane

I went to rate this a 5 but I had already rated it a 5. That's a good sign for a strip.

oh SICK right as i read 'middle finger' in the last panel, kool g rap said it on my speakers.

at the SAME TIME i am freaking out.

there wasn't any music playing, but oh man you can imagine if there had

than it would be a good day for a white wedding


oh god

apparently sticking your middle finger up lacks the neccessary rudeness unless there's music playing.

Now I totally understand why Beef is one of the dirtiest dudes in town. Bitchin', man.

So Roast Beef is more bad than Philippe?

Lamest bachelor party ever!

Beef doesn't correct Lie Bot. Is that cruelty to Philippe...? He completely plays along.

I don't think Beef would make a very good father, but it wouldn't be for lack of trying.

This bachelor party was a lot more exciting than Beef's.

The party is a mild affair. Beef does not wish to end up being sorry for partying.

Sorry for... Oh, right.

On his last night of freedom all little Philipe wanted was to smash things.

I don't know, I think setting off a firecracker inside is pretty bad. My mom would be pissed at least. Not that I live with me mom or nothin'. I'm just crashing there until I can get back on my feet. Times have been tough since I got laid off from CostCo, get off my back woman! Fine. Go. Walk out like all the others. God I'm so lonely.

That's a waste of a perfectly good Dorito, Beef.

I can't believe Roast Beef is trying to teach Philippe how to party! That alone is hysterical!

One of the older Achewoods, but still one of my favourites.