bendy2
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I love the entry to this strip. Beef was watching the Guinness cascade. Such patience.
I love the entry to this strip. Beef was watching the Guinness cascade. Such patience.
ferdinand
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is SO zen.
is SO good.
is SO zen.
is SO good.
flynn
+8 -0
It has all the benefits of a lava lamp without any of the drawbacks of a lava lamp, namely your friends being able to see that you are a person who buys a lava lamp.
It has all the benefits of a lava lamp without any of the drawbacks of a lava lamp, namely your friends being able to see that you are a person who buys a lava lamp.
straw
+4 -0
And also, intoxication.
And also, intoxication.
ham_shoes
+1 -0
Rike Japanese tea celemony
Rike Japanese tea celemony
berami
+0 -0
I was pleased to see he's pouring it correctly, letting it sit, then adding the rest in one(or two, vrious Guiness reps suggest differently) other goe(s) to obtain the perfect froth.
I'm sorry, I just love Guiness.
I was pleased to see he's pouring it correctly, letting it sit, then adding the rest in one(or two, vrious Guiness reps suggest differently) other goe(s) to obtain the perfect froth.
I'm sorry, I just love Guiness.
lokier
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Sometimes I think things are included only because Onstad wants to draw them.
Sometimes I think things are included only because Onstad wants to draw them.
fosters
+1 -0
I just assumed the Guinness was there to tie in with the rest of the strip. Drink enough of it and and your chances of going to jail OR needing to drop some kids off at the pool increase proportionally.
I just assumed the Guinness was there to tie in with the rest of the strip. Drink enough of it and and your chances of going to jail OR needing to drop some kids off at the pool increase proportionally.
flaxplus
+1 -0
The Guinness is at 3/4 of a cup!!!
The Guinness is at 3/4 of a cup!!!
cheeks_jd
+1 -0
Yet another that made me LOL for real.
Yet another that made me LOL for real.
plusigot125
+2 -1
I love how Beef uses "what it is" as a greeting all the time. His deadpan gangsta speak is sooooo cuuuuttte!
I love how Beef uses "what it is" as a greeting all the time. His deadpan gangsta speak is sooooo cuuuuttte!
spinynorman
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you have to agree, watching the guinness settle is a heavenly thing, it's like watching a curtain rise on the rudest cabaret in town
you have to agree, watching the guinness settle is a heavenly thing, it's like watching a curtain rise on the rudest cabaret in town
mattfish
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geysershitdick
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mattfish
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mastronaut
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no, maybe you are an idiot and don't remember your sophomore chemistry class. Gasses are measured in volume, such as teaspoons. Also, who the hell refers to their baby paste as a "stinker"?
use your head.
no, maybe you are an idiot and don't remember your sophomore chemistry class. Gasses are measured in volume, such as teaspoons. Also, who the hell refers to their baby paste as a "stinker"?
use your head.
mattfish
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rolotonybrowntown
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geysershitdick
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molesticide
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ejaculate? this conversation is not about cumming. nobody, nobody ever, ANYwhere, is under the impression that the 'average' amount of cum per ejaculation is 3/4 of a cup. not even todd, and most especially not roast beef.
i mean come on. you know how much 3/4 of a cup is? you ever watch pornstars drink a glass of semen? it takes like a dozen men over an hour just to get to about 1/4 of a cup.
it makes so much more sense to be thinking about farts in these terms.
this is not a productive area of discussion.
ejaculate? this conversation is not about cumming. nobody, nobody ever, ANYwhere, is under the impression that the 'average' amount of cum per ejaculation is 3/4 of a cup. not even todd, and most especially not roast beef.
i mean come on. you know how much 3/4 of a cup is? you ever watch pornstars drink a glass of semen? it takes like a dozen men over an hour just to get to about 1/4 of a cup.
it makes so much more sense to be thinking about farts in these terms.
this is not a productive area of discussion.
mattfish
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molesticide
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well but i mean, what i was saying is that, EVEN FOR PORNSTARS, 3/4 of a cup is a LOT of fucking semen. i'm not saying anybody feels inadequate about how much they ejaculate, or that they don't. but no man on earth produces 3/4 of a cup of semen in one single ejaculation. it would surprise me if somewhere somehow a single man managed to produce that much in one day, collected and totalled. a teaspoon is very, very little. i probably squeeze out more than a teaspoon when i bust. but 3/4 of a cup is a lot.
what i tried to imply was that:
a pornstar cannot produce 3/4 of a cup of semen in one ejaculation, and yes, they are bigger than the average fellow.
i'm still pretty certain i said that right.
well but i mean, what i was saying is that, EVEN FOR PORNSTARS, 3/4 of a cup is a LOT of fucking semen. i'm not saying anybody feels inadequate about how much they ejaculate, or that they don't. but no man on earth produces 3/4 of a cup of semen in one single ejaculation. it would surprise me if somewhere somehow a single man managed to produce that much in one day, collected and totalled. a teaspoon is very, very little. i probably squeeze out more than a teaspoon when i bust. but 3/4 of a cup is a lot.
what i tried to imply was that:
a pornstar cannot produce 3/4 of a cup of semen in one ejaculation, and yes, they are bigger than the average fellow.
i'm still pretty certain i said that right.
molesticide
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furthermore, if we consider this topic from a philological point of view, it bears mention that chris onstad is FAMOUS for inventing brilliant untested vernacular that, while never seen before, more accurately describes a thing than has ever been done in the shortest possible amount of space.
seen this way, it just seems out of character for chris, roast beef, or even TODD to use the term 'stinker' to refer to semen. it may not smell like roses, but we have to consider it in a metafictional context. it is to chris' greatest advantage that we KNOW what he is talking about here- otherwise, stinker may refer to ANYthing that smells even vaguely unpleasant and can be measured.
like, when i burn the popcorn in the microwave, what is the volume of the smell produced?
no. no sir, this is a discussion about farting.
furthermore, if we consider this topic from a philological point of view, it bears mention that chris onstad is FAMOUS for inventing brilliant untested vernacular that, while never seen before, more accurately describes a thing than has ever been done in the shortest possible amount of space.
seen this way, it just seems out of character for chris, roast beef, or even TODD to use the term 'stinker' to refer to semen. it may not smell like roses, but we have to consider it in a metafictional context. it is to chris' greatest advantage that we KNOW what he is talking about here- otherwise, stinker may refer to ANYthing that smells even vaguely unpleasant and can be measured.
like, when i burn the popcorn in the microwave, what is the volume of the smell produced?
no. no sir, this is a discussion about farting.
mattfish
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molesticide
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yeah of course. i mean, i never actually did the research myself, for all i know you're right. it just seems to me like nobody is stupid enough to consider 3/4 of a cup a reasonable amount of semen. my primary contention here is that even todd himself recognizes that as an unreasonable conclusion, and no way is roast beef from ENOUGH circumstances to feel the same way.
but, i have throughout my life been repeatedly surprised by the fallacies of the 'common folk.' *sigh* perhaps, once again, i have misrepresented my species.
i still contend that this conversation is about farting. however, i may well be wrong- that's happened before. in any case, your point was exceptionally well argued, and my hat is off to you at the very least for that, good sir.
yeah of course. i mean, i never actually did the research myself, for all i know you're right. it just seems to me like nobody is stupid enough to consider 3/4 of a cup a reasonable amount of semen. my primary contention here is that even todd himself recognizes that as an unreasonable conclusion, and no way is roast beef from ENOUGH circumstances to feel the same way.
but, i have throughout my life been repeatedly surprised by the fallacies of the 'common folk.' *sigh* perhaps, once again, i have misrepresented my species.
i still contend that this conversation is about farting. however, i may well be wrong- that's happened before. in any case, your point was exceptionally well argued, and my hat is off to you at the very least for that, good sir.
mattfish
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geysershitdick
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molesticide
+0 -0
who is jough? is that a fancy way of spelling 'joe?'
who is jough? is that a fancy way of spelling 'joe?'
mattfish
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bourbonsamurai
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Good christ that was an insane amount of writing to argue whether stinker refers to a fart or a cumshot.
Good christ that was an insane amount of writing to argue whether stinker refers to a fart or a cumshot.
rolotonybrowntown
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spinynorman
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If you got stank comin outta your dick you got bigger things to worry about than if it can fill a teaspoon or not.
If you got stank comin outta your dick you got bigger things to worry about than if it can fill a teaspoon or not.
woodenteeth
+2 -0
The Human Testicles could in no way house that much Semen. Unless you're Jesus. All like fishes and loaves in the bedroom.
Man. That was a bit wrong. *Post*
The Human Testicles could in no way house that much Semen. Unless you're Jesus. All like fishes and loaves in the bedroom.
Man. That was a bit wrong. *Post*
ravindra108
+0 -0
Jesus was way cool...
No wonder there are so many Christians.
Jesus was way cool...
No wonder there are so many Christians.
deusoma
+0 -0
I'm gonna have to apologize to you now. I gave you a lame before I finished reading your comment because I assumed it would be the typical internet "You're an idiot because you disagreed with me" response. Instead, you wrote a very well thought-out argument of your opinion. Then of course, just to kick me square in the Guilty, you used the last line you did. So, Sorry. I still disagree with you, but if I could take away that lame, I would.
I'm gonna have to apologize to you now. I gave you a lame before I finished reading your comment because I assumed it would be the typical internet "You're an idiot because you disagreed with me" response. Instead, you wrote a very well thought-out argument of your opinion. Then of course, just to kick me square in the Guilty, you used the last line you did. So, Sorry. I still disagree with you, but if I could take away that lame, I would.
morbo
+4 -0
The Loving Spoonful actually pulled their name from Mississippi John Hurt's "Coffee Blues." You have been misinformed.
The Loving Spoonful actually pulled their name from Mississippi John Hurt's "Coffee Blues." You have been misinformed.
saru
+1 -0
This is getting more than a little gross, but with the anonymity of the internet, and the poor judgment capacity of mild intoxication, I'll share this:
I thought I did too. Out of pure curiosity, some night a few months ago, I measured it. This was a walloper. Weak knees and everything. Not quite nut of the century, but close. The measuring device saaaaaays: 1.5 teaspoons.
This is getting more than a little gross, but with the anonymity of the internet, and the poor judgment capacity of mild intoxication, I'll share this:
I thought I did too. Out of pure curiosity, some night a few months ago, I measured it. This was a walloper. Weak knees and everything. Not quite nut of the century, but close. The measuring device saaaaaays: 1.5 teaspoons.
mattfish
+3 -1
Good now fart into a perfect vacuum please and we can settle this once and for all
Good now fart into a perfect vacuum please and we can settle this once and for all
saru
+2 -0
Sometimes the Internet makes me sad, and maybe a little afraid, because the awesome power of the human brain (plus ethanol!) is such that I was able to forget I ever said such a thing.
But the Internet will never forget. Ever.
Sometimes the Internet makes me sad, and maybe a little afraid, because the awesome power of the human brain (plus ethanol!) is such that I was able to forget I ever said such a thing.
But the Internet will never forget. Ever.
tropicana
+1 -0
Chubbied for helping the advancement of the Science of Sexometry.
Chubbied for helping the advancement of the Science of Sexometry.
saru
+0 -0
Maybe , just maybe, the people that live in hentai might think that an average amount.
Maybe , just maybe, the people that live in hentai might think that an average amount.
fuuuu
+0 -0
you ever watch porn stars drink a glass of semen
you ever watch porn stars drink a glass of semen
crev_gibax
+1 -0
The stuttering ring tone really makes it for me.
The stuttering ring tone really makes it for me.
beansdooma
+0 -0
Ha, good call.
Ha, good call.
beansdooma
+0 -0
I love the alt text on this one.
I love the alt text on this one.
xiaomimi
+15 -0
Weekend Blogs
Ray: Back from vacation!
Roast Beef: Maybe not an ulcer
Teodor: Thanks for the warning
Molly: A week apart and away.
Nice Pete: Chapter 6
Little Nephew: damn, beef!
Weekend Blogs
Ray: Back from vacation!
Roast Beef: Maybe not an ulcer
Teodor: Thanks for the warning
Molly: A week apart and away.
Nice Pete: Chapter 6
Little Nephew: damn, beef!
ford
+0 -0
One thing I like about these posts is that the subject matter is always completely removed from prior discussion. Ten people use thousands of words to talk about ejaculating/farting 3/4 of a cup, then the blog girl just strides in, announces the news, and leaves without getting into anything.
One thing I like about these posts is that the subject matter is always completely removed from prior discussion. Ten people use thousands of words to talk about ejaculating/farting 3/4 of a cup, then the blog girl just strides in, announces the news, and leaves without getting into anything.
i_love_kate
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Ray's entry here is totally one of my favourites. He has so much to teach us about survivalism.
Also, thank you Xiaomimi.
Ray's entry here is totally one of my favourites. He has so much to teach us about survivalism.
Also, thank you Xiaomimi.
pwb
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I thought they were talking about turds myself
I thought they were talking about turds myself
fineoakstructure
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Ditto, but that's because I never really considered the sizes themselves, just the comparison, i.e. a "stinker" is smaller than you'd think, in my brain being similar to the whole "the water makes you're turds look bigger than they really are" argument. But, now that I think of it, water refraction or not, ain't no way the average deuce is a teaspoon in volume, even if you're a methed ghetto cheetah
Ditto, but that's because I never really considered the sizes themselves, just the comparison, i.e. a "stinker" is smaller than you'd think, in my brain being similar to the whole "the water makes you're turds look bigger than they really are" argument. But, now that I think of it, water refraction or not, ain't no way the average deuce is a teaspoon in volume, even if you're a methed ghetto cheetah
sp1derbaby
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...however in clear disrespect to the laws of physics, the Guinness Stinker is typically ten litres of viscous, acrid deathgas. On fire.
...however in clear disrespect to the laws of physics, the Guinness Stinker is typically ten litres of viscous, acrid deathgas. On fire.
deus
+0 -0
Best ALT-Text ever.
Best ALT-Text ever.
ghff
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ghff
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ghff
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vulpes-aurum
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Todd is very irresponsible.
Todd is very irresponsible.
seriously, i pass 3/4 of a cup like it ain't nothin'. some vegan motherfucker is out there farting nanoliters and throwing off all the numbers.
Hear hear! Damn the vegans!
I always thought it was "Here, here!"
And Vegans be grilled!
Conceded. Your 'always thought' is a ballsload long than my 'always though'.
Wikipedia vindicates overmedicated. Quote: "It is often incorrectly spelled 'here here'."
27. The "Teaspoon"
You're watching a Guinness cascade. The lady is a vegan. She does a :(
SOLUTION: Start reading some facts from a nearby Harper's Index.
Man I beg to differ vegans have some intense gas, especially those raw food types. You eat a pound of shredded red cabbage every day and you see where it gets you (nowhere good).
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I was just hoping that your avatar was not a picture of you. A female with such beauteous hanging natural assets with that kind of colonic conflict going on behind the scenes would be a real shame.
The phrase 'colonic conflict' feels so nice to say.
I almost used a colloquialism for the last half of that sentence. Dodged that bullet.
You are of low mind.
Says the bespectacled penis.
My aloof vegan friend rendered an otherwise competent toilet totally inoperable in only one sitting.
I did that to every toilet I ever used in Canada.
It wasn't long before it was unanimously decided that I should do as the bears and head for the woods.
Sometimes I think back to those times and imagine that my crusted deposits somewhere in the Canadian wilderness are being used as homes by small rodents and the such.
It is actually fiber and starches that really fuel the poofume. Beef is neither.
On a side note, I have decided to copyright the term poofume.
Attention anyone who may be reading the following threads in the future. There will be a lot of somewhat convincing sounding arguments below that a "stinker" is a cumshot. I know it seems ridiculous, but the gentlemen go into such detail that they almost swayed me to the wrong side.
In the end, rest assured that a "stinker" is exactly what you thought it was when you read the comic. A fart.
on the contrary...i don't believe you've ever encountered a tru vegetarian/vegan air biscuit. they're quite potent.
"tru" is of course the vegetarian "true".
vegans generally fart more than omnivores you fucking moron
See, I see everyone jump on Asherdan, when he says anything, despite some posts being ok. I see you post nd everything is ignorante, asshole-ish, or otherwise mingd numbingly self indulgent idiocy.
Wow, good spelling, Berami, excellent spelling.
berami if you look anything like the tranny in your avatar i definitely, DEFINITELY want to nut all over your face and taint so send me a PM if this sounds cool
love
-tttt2