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Urinating Friday, February 11, 2005 • read strip Viewing 67 comments:

A comment left by prius_chaser was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by CatJumpJohn, ohmygooses, SenseiHollywood)

i love how Ray seems to be taking "Nonsense!" for a walk.

Ray Smuckles saw your lips move, but all he heard was nonsense.

Urinate, urinate, urinate...

god damn it. Now I need to pee.

GOD DAMN YOU I MUST NOW URINATE ALSO

AND I JUST LOST THE GAME

Beef's face in panel 7 is just so... perfect.

Nonsense!

this avatar/comment combo is just... perfect

"oh great ray is doing one of his things"

I love Beef's face, and I also love that he's placed almost out of the panel, emphasizing the fact that he really wants to keep walking.

It's like he almost continued walking, heard the word "urinate", and took two steps back into frame to give Ray a hard look and say, "...We don't need to urinate"

Everyone needs to urinate... constantly.

Nonsense!

Ray means well in trying to help others. Of course that trying can have two meanings.

Nonsense!

He constantly helps people with their bizarre schemes, as much to build them up as to get himself some profit or creatively pass the time. I sense you, fish.

Nonsense!

I have a friend who tries to interupt people like this when he knows they ain't havin a good time... but he forgets that sometimes people have to be having a bad time to sort things out: (i.e. nonsense = you shouldn't be arguing ever because I love you and you should never be not having a good time)

Nonsense!

We've all been there - some people are having a thing, but not everyone realises it's a thing, and that in itself causes another thing.

Hella frustrating.

Then you get a chain of awkwardness. Someone tries to back out, fails, it gets all complicated and then the party implodes.

Nonsense!

Ray is obviously still a little messed up from his bong-adventure.

That cat would have knocked them down otherwise.

Too much nonsense and he'll hit you with a car, that's how this cat operates.

Ray is my mother in this strip. She cannot fathom the concept of a bladder.

Nonsense!
*Dirty looks*

Man, Ray is an innocent.

I need to urinate. Right now. Good suggestion, Ray.

Nonsense!

Oh, shit, me too!

Roast Beef could create an Excel spreadsheet to let a person know when they needed to urinate such as to avoid situations like this.

A comment left by doubleclef was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by Cyberbob, Sortelli, Zem)

ray is not at all phased by how irritated he's made them. i love you, ray.

My first Achewood, thanks to panels 6-8 cropped as someones signature. I had time, so I just went back and started from the beginning. As comic strips go, Achewood is second to only Calvin And Hobbes.

Any Cassidy avatar merits mad chubbyin'.

this was my first achewood too, or at least what was playing the day I bookmarked achewood.com.

It's a toilet party after all. Wouldn't go to a kegger and not use the keg, right?

Nonsense!

These comments are getting silly...

Nonsense ohgodnowIhatemyselfandIhavetourinate.

Yeah, the page should really have stopped here, charchar pretty much covered all the available options.

Also, a homo says nonsense.

Ray must be doing this because he himself has to urinate. He figures that everyone else has to as well.

a chubby to anyone who counts all the times "nonsense" was repeated in these comments.

16 times as of 6-16-08.

NONSENSE! (...it was 17 if you include atticusonline...)

Nonsense!

Sense!

Non!

Nonce!

Sensei? This is not a temple. The body is a temple. Cleanse it regularly with punctual urination.

Yessssssssssssss.

...

Nonsense!

Nunsense!

[IMGS OFF]

Thanks, now I have to urinate.

Nonsense!

Have you ever rated a strip 5 because of the comments?

I have.

n-nonsense?

Which strip was that?

I'll give you three guesses, but just between you and me one of your guesses should be this strip right here.

The driving cat is cowed by the glare he received from the walking cats for butting into their conversation.

she may not need to urinate NOW, but when the bitch gets in the car, it's on. girl needs to be pee like 10-15 minutes after she gets in a car. a plane, 5 minutes (but only if she has the window seat).

Nonsense!

Balderdash!

This is one of my favourites. The timing is genius, makes me laugh out loud every time.

Panel seven would make a fantastic album cover.

Nonsense!

Nonsense works well with happy faces. Mad faces it's usually something like "Lies!"

I want you to know that I chubbied every post on this page that just read "Nonsense!" until Onstad told me to quit it