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Van Practice Wednesday, January 9, 2002 • read strip Viewing 27 comments:

Did he ever beat Downtown Danny? Will we ever know?

This could've been an arc.

Damn you, Downtown Danny!

"D-d-d-d-damn you, D-d-d-down, t-t-t..."

it is so teodor to use asparagus.

A comment left by clembot was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by woneLOVE, mystkmanat, I_Love_Kate)

two years later and it has gotten two lames

chubbying

This strip really introduced the idea that there was a whole Achewood world outside the house where they live. And for that I give it 5 Beefs.

I am chubbying this for the referring to rating scale as "Beefs".

Also, Teodor rocks thouse Shakspearian bloomers.

Haha, thouse...

Asparagus racing is a tangled web of fast rides, women, men, money, drugs, and danger. And asparagus.

The men involved live on nothing but adreniline. booze and Hollandaise.

Alt text: Enter the Asparagus Slalom

Half the humour of Achewood is the stuff you don't hear. I feel like this strip is part of an incredible untold story about Todd.

I feel like he got mad at T, drank some more, and crashed into a wall.

Downtown Danny is the bastard of the asparagus racing world.

The way that it looks like Teodor and Mr Bear have tiny lower bodies really tickled me.

I was gonna say that too! It looks like they are standing in a glass of water, lower halves all distorted...

Perrrrspectiiiiiiiive

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Onstad is not on a roll with me here.

If this van is rockin'...

This strip is way underrated. I love Teodor's frustration at Todd's poor Asparagus slalom skills. You get the idea they have been at this for a while and Todd is not improving.

Ah, the original purpose of asparagus. I always wondered

It's not just for makin' your pee stink!

7 years later, I'm still holding out for the debut appearance of Downtown Danny.

https://www.wimp.com/streetslalom/