lacrimus
+28 -0
"Buy a nose on eBay" is such a reckless statement.
"Buy a nose on eBay" is such a reckless statement.
spinynorman
+41 -1
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, dude.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, dude.
numberkillinger
+3 -0
with nail polish
with nail polish
stereo
+1 -0
If they abducted the wrong person, then how did they know about the nail polish ?
If they abducted the wrong person, then how did they know about the nail polish ?
spinynorman
+5 -0
I don't think anybody got abducted at all, and Karl knew about the girl's nail polish, what with how he was always holding her ankles while he was balls deep in her.
I don't think anybody got abducted at all, and Karl knew about the girl's nail polish, what with how he was always holding her ankles while he was balls deep in her.
evilbobikus
+1 -0
My girlfriend cut her own toe off we were so sure this would work.
My girlfriend cut her own toe off we were so sure this would work.
deovalente
+1 -0
Only on eBay Platinum Reserve.
Only on eBay Platinum Reserve.
unsentletter
+16 -0
USED NOSE, VERY GOOD CNDTION L@@K!!
USED NOSE, VERY GOOD CNDTION L@@K!!
riotdejaneiro
+0 -0
Will remind buyer of childhood.
Will remind buyer of childhood.
lordpretzel
+0 -0
A comment left by lordpretzel was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by psyko777, Kelly, eRiUukFJk)
A comment left by lordpretzel was marked lame too many times and excluded. (marked lame by psyko777, Kelly, eRiUukFJk)
lolsworth
+0 -0
Somehow this deserves a chubby and a lame simultaneously
Somehow this deserves a chubby and a lame simultaneously
godfatherofsouls
+6 -0
I never don't feel for Beef
I never don't feel for Beef
geysershitdick
+2 -0
If you buy a nose on eBay you have committed a crime.
If you buy a nose on eBay you have committed a crime.
epicurus
+1 -0
This was the MSN name of my friend who introduced me to achewood. I was very proud to understand it.
This was the MSN name of my friend who introduced me to achewood. I was very proud to understand it.
untilyouaresonude
+15 -0
THOU SHALT NOT BUY A NOSE ON eBAY; THAT IS TERRIBLE.
THOU SHALT NOT BUY A NOSE ON eBAY; THAT IS TERRIBLE.
thatskotkid
+20 -1
THE PUNISHMENT IS...INCREDIBLE DEATH.
THE PUNISHMENT IS...INCREDIBLE DEATH.
vweep
+1 -2
THOU SHALT NOT MISQUOTE ACHEWOOD. THE PUNISHMENT IN THIS STATE IS... INCREDIBLE DEATH.
THOU SHALT NOT MISQUOTE ACHEWOOD. THE PUNISHMENT IN THIS STATE IS... INCREDIBLE DEATH.
greyfield
+1 -0
It's a meme. It doesn't require accuracy.
It's a meme. It doesn't require accuracy.
cpnglxynchos
+0 -0
i'd wager that Achewood memes would here 'rounds.
i'd wager that Achewood memes would here 'rounds.
tekende
+3 -0
You can't buy body parts on ebay - "it's illegal" :)
You can't buy body parts on ebay - "it's illegal" :)
morganization
+5 -0
i love the 3rd panel when roast beef is really, really annoyed in that nine inch nails way
i love the 3rd panel when roast beef is really, really annoyed in that nine inch nails way
connellingus
+7 -0
Molly should know better than to hang up on Beef so abruptly. Even without the Volvo of Despair, he doesn't seem like the type who would take it well.
Molly should know better than to hang up on Beef so abruptly. Even without the Volvo of Despair, he doesn't seem like the type who would take it well.
afkpuz
+1 -0
His eyes are large.
His eyes are large.
yaegmenthor
+10 -0
Ben Stiller's image is kind of a dick.
Ben Stiller's image is kind of a dick.
woodenteeth
+3 -0
Shoot a cop, Buy a nose on Ebay ... Heyo!
That's a trifecta of hilarious. Oh God, Onstad, you're the man.
Shoot a cop, Buy a nose on Ebay ... Heyo!
That's a trifecta of hilarious. Oh God, Onstad, you're the man.
relaxing
+4 -1
nothing can stop me now, 'cause i don't care anymore / nothing can stop me now 'cause i just don't care
nothing can stop me now, 'cause i don't care anymore / nothing can stop me now 'cause i just don't care
mustakrakesh
+1 -0
Build it up now tear it apart now jump real high and fall down real far.
Build it up now tear it apart now jump real high and fall down real far.
art-vader
+1 -0
I'm all alone in the world you must despise
(Hey God) I believed your promises, your promises and lies!
I'm all alone in the world you must despise
(Hey God) I believed your promises, your promises and lies!
cailetshadow
+4 -0
I'll be dead by the time they slap the cuffs on!
Nothing pisses cops off more than having to drag a corpse down to the county jail and fill out their half of all the paperwork too.
I'll be dead by the time they slap the cuffs on!
Nothing pisses cops off more than having to drag a corpse down to the county jail and fill out their half of all the paperwork too.
tekende
+0 -0
Ben Stiller here kinda looks like Peter Murphy, back in the Bela Lugosi's Dead days.
Ben Stiller here kinda looks like Peter Murphy, back in the Bela Lugosi's Dead days.
lavosxii
+2 -0
The impression of a butt uses the word "Hey-o" in a situation of this sorts. That is an instant 5.
The impression of a butt uses the word "Hey-o" in a situation of this sorts. That is an instant 5.
xiaomimi
+20 -0
Weekend Blogs (Thursday - Monday)
Ray: Ray's Collected Stickies Poetry, No. II.
Roast Beef: More of the 1kb of poetry
Philippe: I wrote another poem!
Little Nephew: Hella poems came outta my clam!
Today's Blogs
Lyle: nother poem
Onstad: Big Birthday List
Weekend Blogs (Thursday - Monday)
Ray: Ray's Collected Stickies Poetry, No. II.
Roast Beef: More of the 1kb of poetry
Philippe: I wrote another poem!
Little Nephew: Hella poems came outta my clam!
Today's Blogs
Lyle: nother poem
Onstad: Big Birthday List
direhaggis
+0 -0
There's something poignant about Molly and Ray paying more attention to themselves than Roast Beef. I guess Ray still has that jelly feeling going, though.
There's something poignant about Molly and Ray paying more attention to themselves than Roast Beef. I guess Ray still has that jelly feeling going, though.
brokeaccount
+3 -0
You don't know what it's like!
[IMGS OFF]
BREAKING THE LAW! BREAKING THE LAW!
You don't know what it's like!
[IMGS OFF]
BREAKING THE LAW! BREAKING THE LAW!
atticusonline
+13 -0
Looks like he has plenty of ammo for his whip!
Looks like he has plenty of ammo for his whip!
raticus
+0 -0
I used to say "Owp" often - like if you're rounding a corner and narrowly avoid bumping into someone. It's like a simultaneous expression of surprise and apology. Pronouced "ope!"
I used to say "Owp" often - like if you're rounding a corner and narrowly avoid bumping into someone. It's like a simultaneous expression of surprise and apology. Pronouced "ope!"
Heyo!